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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I need to add some new cheesy one liners. Hit me with your best or even better worst.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is your favourite cocktail bloody mary because I've got a tampon that needs draining.

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

conjunctivitis dot com, that's a site for sore eyes

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Q: You know what would make your face look better?

A: If I sat on it!

ooo-err.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is your favourite cocktail bloody mary because I've got a tampon that needs draining."

Mate...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So now that I'm here, what were your other 2 wishes?

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I’m so glad it’s not snowing heavily right now, can you imagine having to shovel snow in this heat?

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Are you a chicken farmer?

Cause you know how to raise Cocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My face is leaving in 2 minutes. Be on it.

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Happy Alentines Day, I’ll give you the v later.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When god was crafting Beaty he had you in mind

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

am I the only one who read "One Liner" and thought "joke" and not "Chat up Line"?

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By *areToShareCouple over a year ago

Bingham

"am I the only one who read "One Liner" and thought "joke" and not "Chat up Line"?"

Nope, we did too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"am I the only one who read "One Liner" and thought "joke" and not "Chat up Line"?"

Ooops!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This only works around December…

I like my women how I like my advent calendar. Against my wall, flaps open, ready to be eaten.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *orny DeucesCouple over a year ago

Mansfield

Overweight polar bear... ...well that's the icebreaker out the way, wanna fu....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm here ...what were your other 2 wishes

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By *oc30Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

Is that a mirror ? because I can see myself in you pants

( terrible I know

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This is the best up to now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you a chicken farmer?

Cause you know how to raise Cocks

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By *hyevernotMan over a year ago

Here and there

I'm the best fuck you've never had...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You like jewelry babe....suck my cock its a gem

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By *hyevernotMan over a year ago

Here and there

"Is your favourite cocktail bloody mary because I've got a tampon that needs draining."

Dracula's teabag...

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By *hyevernotMan over a year ago

Here and there

"Overweight polar bear... ...well that's the icebreaker out the way, wanna fu...."

This is fantastic and I'm using it at my next team building day if you don't mind.

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By *escourtesMan over a year ago

hereford

Would you like to have breakfast with me?

would you like me to ring you or nudge you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is your favourite cocktail bloody mary because I've got a tampon that needs draining."

At least shes talking. I'd prefer this over crazy eyes from across the bar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is your favourite cocktail bloody mary because I've got a tampon that needs draining."

I'm gonna use this on the weird men at the pub who I want to get rid of

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By *scotrendyMan over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Is your name Google because you are everything I am searching for

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By *orny DeucesCouple over a year ago

Mansfield

"Overweight polar bear... ...well that's the icebreaker out the way, wanna fu....

This is fantastic and I'm using it at my next team building day if you don't mind.

Flattery will get you everywhere, feel free

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Do you know they do curry flavoured condoms?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry

Wrong thread

Thought it was about cake

Food sex

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By *heaspieswingerMan over a year ago

Peak District

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Get your coat, you’ve pulled!

I hope you like flowers, because I want your two lips around this!

You remind me of fruit, because that arse is a peach!

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By *egetsmewet100Couple over a year ago

thurrock

Ive found taking viagra really helps with my sunburn…

It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night…

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By *egetsmewet100Couple over a year ago

thurrock

What do u do when your girlfriend starts smoking???

Slow down and use more lubricant!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you a haunted house? Cause I’m going to scream when I’m inside you.

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

Awwww you don’t seem to have a bad bone in your body….. yet anyway!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As long as I have a face, you’ll always have somewhere to sit.

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

If i could rearrange the alphabet id put U & I together!!! And add a symbol for blowjob somewhere…..

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By *ab365XMan over a year ago

Paisley

Chin up darling, both of them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s the difference between Light and Hard , you can sleep with light on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get ya coat darling...its cold in the boot of my car

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By *auti Lass and MoleCouple over a year ago

Bicester

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your bedrock.

Said outside a KFC: Hi, if you like chicken, you should suck this, it's foul!

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By *oftyandhisloverCouple over a year ago

surrey

"Is your favourite cocktail bloody mary because I've got a tampon that needs draining.

I'm gonna use this on the weird men at the pub who I want to get rid of

Yessssssss! I thought the same lol

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By *oftyandhisloverCouple over a year ago

surrey

"What do u do when your girlfriend starts smoking???

Slow down and use more lubricant!

Actually lol’d!

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By *wingin CatMan over a year ago

London

Do you fancy a shag?

No? Then lie down on the floor while I have one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You've got eyes like spanners"

"Spanners???"

"Yeah, when you look at me, my nuts tighten"

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