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I have been on here 2 years. Fucked some great people, reguarly get messages,winks and my pics FAB'd
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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... but I am a single male. What am I doing wrong?
If people dont stop getting in touch with me, I am out of here!
Bloody timewasters the lot of you!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... but I am a single male. What am I doing wrong?
If people dont stop getting in touch with me, I am out of here!
Bloody timewasters the lot of you!
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"... but I am a single male. What am I doing wrong?
If people dont stop getting in touch with me, I am out of here!
Bloody timewasters the lot of you!
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Know what you mean - been on here a few months (this time!) and keep making friends, getting messages and have had a number of meets.
I am sure something is wrong with my profile too.
It's not fair!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I don't know. Have you tried not washing?"
yeah. I stopped washing 3 weeks ago. My armpits smell like a miners crotch and I have mushrooms growing off my left testicle. I even out a pic up of that... and guess what. A straight bloke from berkshire FAB'd it.
I am exasperated
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... but I am a single male. What am I doing wrong?
If people dont stop getting in touch with me, I am out of here!
Bloody timewasters the lot of you!
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That sounds like a cruel two years. |
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"Well I don't know. Have you tried not washing?
yeah. I stopped washing 3 weeks ago. My armpits smell like a miners crotch and I have mushrooms growing off my left testicle. I even out a pic up of that... and guess what. A straight bloke from berkshire FAB'd it.
I am exasperated
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Ah, that's it - try mushrooms on both knackers!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I don't know. Have you tried not washing?
yeah. I stopped washing 3 weeks ago. My armpits smell like a miners crotch and I have mushrooms growing off my left testicle. I even out a pic up of that... and guess what. A straight bloke from berkshire FAB'd it.ewwwwwwwwwwweeeeee i promise not to fab any now lol
I am exasperated
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... but I am a single male. What am I doing wrong?
If people dont stop getting in touch with me, I am out of here!
Bloody timewasters the lot of you!
That sounds like a cruel two years."
It's been a serious hardship. I have even met my partner through here, betting she is a timewaster too. Bloody FAB, if my luck dont change and I dont have someone get in touch who cancels while I am sitting a pub, nursing a hard on behind a pint of ale... I am leaving |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... but I am a single male. What am I doing wrong?
If people dont stop getting in touch with me, I am out of here!
Bloody timewasters the lot of you!
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You've had all that action because you're not fussy who you shag, men, women, gawd knows what'll happen if you visit Wales
You're single because you spend too much time shagging!
What sort of site do you think this is?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've no moss or mold yet, that's where you're going wrong! One you start to resemble a tree you'll soon fade into the background........."
Don't be daft!! just means he'll have multiple branches to satisfy more of these sex loving time wasters |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok OP your profile is well, erm rubbish to put it politely, no good pics and well I have heard your a fake!!!
Lol..... Try socials or clubs "
I have tried clubs. Hit one meet properly with one, but she still said no! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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". gawd knows what'll happen if you visit Wales
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I have been banned by the RSPCA from all ares with livestock. Bit of a mix up and miscommunication between me and an alpaca... |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Well I don't know. Have you tried not washing?
yeah. I stopped washing 3 weeks ago. My armpits smell like a miners crotch and I have mushrooms growing off my left testicle. I even out a pic up of that... and guess what. A straight bloke from berkshire FAB'd it.
I am exasperated
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Well your attractiveness has just gone up 100% for me, the door's open, let yourself in, I'll be bent over the sofa waiting |
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"Ok OP your profile is well, erm rubbish to put it politely, no good pics and well I have heard your a fake!!!
Lol..... Try socials or clubs
I have tried clubs. Hit one meet properly with one, but she still said no! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I don't know. Have you tried not washing?
yeah. I stopped washing 3 weeks ago. My armpits smell like a miners crotch and I have mushrooms growing off my left testicle. I even out a pic up of that... and guess what. A straight bloke from berkshire FAB'd it.
I am exasperated
Well your attractiveness has just gone up 100% for me, the door's open, let yourself in, I'll be bent over the sofa waiting "
See, this is exactly the kind of shit I have to put up with. Bloody timewaster, you know your sofa is against a wall and you cant bend over it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fibber!
Single male profile yet only playing as a couple!
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Exactly, I put I am a single male playing as a couple, instead of a single male pretending to be a couple... and yet I get messaged and not only by straight men. What a fucked up world we live in!!!! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Well I don't know. Have you tried not washing?
yeah. I stopped washing 3 weeks ago. My armpits smell like a miners crotch and I have mushrooms growing off my left testicle. I even out a pic up of that... and guess what. A straight bloke from berkshire FAB'd it.
I am exasperated
Well your attractiveness has just gone up 100% for me, the door's open, let yourself in, I'll be bent over the sofa waiting
See, this is exactly the kind of shit I have to put up with. Bloody timewaster, you know your sofa is against a wall and you cant bend over it! "
Damnation, caught out again - how's about if I brace meself against the stairs in the bungalow???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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". gawd knows what'll happen if you visit Wales
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I have been banned by the RSPCA from all ares with livestock. Bit of a mix up and miscommunication between me and an alpaca... "
Did it spit or swallow? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We really wanna fuck the OP....... A LOT....and more than that......we wanna give him money..."
Right, that does it! Where are the Mods?
PS. how much? I take Luncheon Vouchers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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". gawd knows what'll happen if you visit Wales
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I have been banned by the RSPCA from all ares with livestock. Bit of a mix up and miscommunication between me and an alpaca...
Did it spit or swallow? "
Both, it was one of those pushme-pullyous from Dr Dolittle. Fucker messaged me through here. Clever little bastard, typing with hooves and all! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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". gawd knows what'll happen if you visit Wales
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I have been banned by the RSPCA from all ares with livestock. Bit of a mix up and miscommunication between me and an alpaca...
Did it spit or swallow?
Both, it was one of those pushme-pullyous from Dr Dolittle. Fucker messaged me through here. Clever little bastard, typing with hooves and all! "
The little furry fuckers are asking for it!! Got its number? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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". gawd knows what'll happen if you visit Wales
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I have been banned by the RSPCA from all ares with livestock. Bit of a mix up and miscommunication between me and an alpaca...
Did it spit or swallow?
Both, it was one of those pushme-pullyous from Dr Dolittle. Fucker messaged me through here. Clever little bastard, typing with hooves and all!
The little furry fuckers are asking for it!! Got its number?"
The plastic ID tag number on its ear or its phone number? |
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"Well I don't know. Have you tried not washing?
yeah. I stopped washing 3 weeks ago. My armpits smell like a miners crotch and I have mushrooms growing off my left testicle. I even out a pic up of that... and guess what. A straight bloke from berkshire FAB'd it.
I am exasperated
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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". gawd knows what'll happen if you visit Wales
quote]
I have been banned by the RSPCA from all ares with livestock. Bit of a mix up and miscommunication between me and an alpaca...
Did it spit or swallow?
Both, it was one of those pushme-pullyous from Dr Dolittle. Fucker messaged me through here. Clever little bastard, typing with hooves and all!
The little furry fuckers are asking for it!! Got its number?
The plastic ID tag number on its ear or its phone number? "
Both, I don't want an ugly fucker though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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". gawd knows what'll happen if you visit Wales
quote]
I have been banned by the RSPCA from all ares with livestock. Bit of a mix up and miscommunication between me and an alpaca... n
Did it spit or swallow?
Both, it was one of those pushme-pullyous from Dr Dolittle. Fucker messaged me through here. Clever little bastard, typing with hooves and all!
The little furry fuckers are asking for it!! Got its number?
The plastic ID tag number on its ear or its phone number?
Both, I don't want an ugly fucker though."
It wasnt a looker, but its sister would have got it. Shame she had foot and mouth |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
". gawd knows what'll happen if you visit Wales
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I have been banned by the RSPCA from all ares with livestock. Bit of a mix up and miscommunication between me and an alpaca...
Did it spit or swallow?
Both, it was one of those pushme-pullyous from Dr Dolittle. Fucker messaged me through here. Clever little bastard, typing with hooves and all!
The little furry fuckers are asking for it!! Got its number?
The plastic ID tag number on its ear or its phone number?
Both, I don't want an ugly fucker though."
I've never seen an ugly alpaca. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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". gawd knows what'll happen if you visit Wales
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I have been banned by the RSPCA from all ares with livestock. Bit of a mix up and miscommunication between me and an alpaca... n
Did it spit or swallow?
Both, it was one of those pushme-pullyous from Dr Dolittle. Fucker messaged me through here. Clever little bastard, typing with hooves and all!
The little furry fuckers are asking for it!! Got its number?
The plastic ID tag number on its ear or its phone number?
Both, I don't want an ugly fucker though.
It wasnt a looker, but its sister would have got it. Shame she had foot and mouth "
Couldn't you get your cock in? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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". gawd knows what'll happen if you visit Wales
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I have been banned by the RSPCA from all ares with livestock. Bit of a mix up and miscommunication between me and an alpaca...
Did it spit or swallow?
Both, it was one of those pushme-pullyous from Dr Dolittle. Fucker messaged me through here. Clever little bastard, typing with hooves and all!
The little furry fuckers are asking for it!! Got its number?
The plastic ID tag number on its ear or its phone number?
Both, I don't want an ugly fucker though.
I've never seen an ugly alpaca."
This one had let itself go a bit. I blame Kate Moss |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ben,
It's all very well you whingeing on here, but where you are really going wrong is to confine it to one thread!
You need to open up, give in to your inhibitions, and post this on every Forum page you can!
You need to get the message out to everyone!! You need, errm, Exposure! "
This is my point, its Catch 22, after putting this thread up I have had 2 friends invites, one from a straight male. 6 winks, 3 message convos and my pics Fab'd.
How do I get taken seriously as a time wasting single male?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ben,
It's all very well you whingeing on here, but where you are really going wrong is to confine it to one thread!
You need to open up, give in to your inhibitions, and post this on every Forum page you can!
You need to get the message out to everyone!! You need, errm, Exposure!
This is my point, its Catch 22, after putting this thread up I have had 2 friends invites, one from a straight male. 6 winks, 3 message convos and my pics Fab'd.
How do I get taken seriously as a time wasting single male?! "
I think it's time you came clean and told everyone you are an Amish Muslim with three wives and an iPod. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Ben,
It's all very well you whingeing on here, but where you are really going wrong is to confine it to one thread!
You need to open up, give in to your inhibitions, and post this on every Forum page you can!
You need to get the message out to everyone!! You need, errm, Exposure!
This is my point, its Catch 22, after putting this thread up I have had 2 friends invites, one from a straight male. 6 winks, 3 message convos and my pics Fab'd.
How do I get taken seriously as a time wasting single male?! "
What if I wrote you an anti-verification. You've certainly wasted my time. Have we met? NO! Have you been waggling your bum in front of me? YES! Ergo, timewaster. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've noticed that he has been wearing the same union jack pants for a not inconsiderable time which I find rather disconcerting. When is he going to change them? "
It is Jubilympic year and my butt is celebrating it. They may some down in the new year, assuming they will come off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ben,
It's all very well you whingeing on here, but where you are really going wrong is to confine it to one thread!
You need to open up, give in to your inhibitions, and post this on every Forum page you can!
You need to get the message out to everyone!! You need, errm, Exposure!
This is my point, its Catch 22, after putting this thread up I have had 2 friends invites, one from a straight male. 6 winks, 3 message convos and my pics Fab'd.
How do I get taken seriously as a time wasting single male?!
What if I wrote you an anti-verification. You've certainly wasted my time. Have we met? NO! Have you been waggling your bum in front of me? YES! Ergo, timewaster."
hey, don't forget that I have ignored the 23 winks you sent me and the 4 friends invites... not to mention the messages I delete without reading! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"What if I wrote you an anti-verification. You've certainly wasted my time. Have we met? NO! Have you been waggling your bum in front of me? YES! Ergo, timewaster.
hey, don't forget that I have ignored the 23 winks you sent me and the 4 friends invites... not to mention the messages I delete without reading! "
That's not winking, I have something in my eye. I meant to hotlist not send a friend invite. Erm, not sure why you have had messages but let's go with 'someone has hacked my account'. |
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"I've noticed that he has been wearing the same union jack pants for a not inconsiderable time which I find rather disconcerting. When is he going to change them?
It is Jubilympic year and my butt is celebrating it. They may some down in the new year, assuming they will come off "
Peeled off with someones teeth? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've noticed that he has been wearing the same union jack pants for a not inconsiderable time which I find rather disconcerting. When is he going to change them?
It is Jubilympic year and my butt is celebrating it. They may some down in the new year, assuming they will come off
Peeled off with someones teeth? "
More like a surgeons knife |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I've noticed that he has been wearing the same union jack pants for a not inconsiderable time which I find rather disconcerting. When is he going to change them?
It is Jubilympic year and my butt is celebrating it. They may some down in the new year, assuming they will come off
Peeled off with someones teeth? "
I was thinking more blasted off with a power-washer after wearing them all jubilee year |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We really wanna fuck the OP....... A LOT....and more than that......we wanna give him money...
Right, that does it! Where are the Mods?
PS. how much? I take Luncheon Vouchers"
Do you take green shield stamps? |
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