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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I think I'm having a mini existential crisis but what am I doing with my morning? I'm sat on a Swinger's website, participating in a forum, about topics that may not even be related to the purpose of the site.
This is not normal behaviour, it's weird, and you're all weird for taking part  |
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Are we? But are we though? What if the point of existence is to be doing weird stuff like this?
I think it weird that we accept spending five days a week working at a job that (for most) hardly covers the living costs of a comfortable and fulfilling life and we've somehow been convinced that it's the point of life. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Erm, what do normal 26yo men do, in 2022? Have you considered making a Tik Tok or doing some Snapchatting? *Speaks the woman who's in the know  *"
TikTok and Snapchat...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are we? But are we though? What if the point of existence is to be doing weird stuff like this?
I think it weird that we accept spending five days a week working at a job that (for most) hardly covers the living costs of a comfortable and fulfilling life and we've somehow been convinced that it's the point of life. "
Oh I agree and fully in favout of a shorter working week. But that being weird and this being weird aren't mutually exclusive  |
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"Are we? But are we though? What if the point of existence is to be doing weird stuff like this?
I think it weird that we accept spending five days a week working at a job that (for most) hardly covers the living costs of a comfortable and fulfilling life and we've somehow been convinced that it's the point of life.
Oh I agree and fully in favout of a shorter working week. But that being weird and this being weird aren't mutually exclusive "
True! I think this is way less weird though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know what is weird.
How many people do you think are typing their posts while taking a poo?
You’ll never really know, so each post is basically Schrödinger's poo  "
It's where my creative genius for replies thrives  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The lack of penis on here is shocking.
You need to look for them, they hide away as shy creatures
How the hell do you hide that of yours? It probably has it's own postcode"
Welcome to the details for your satnav  |
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"The lack of penis on here is shocking.
You need to look for them, they hide away as shy creatures
How the hell do you hide that of yours? It probably has it's own postcode
Welcome to the details for your satnav "
Might have to hold you to that one day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erm, what do normal 26yo men do, in 2022? Have you considered making a Tik Tok or doing some Snapchatting? *Speaks the woman who's in the know *"
How's your TikTokking going?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hang on, OP - if you were participating in sex chat forum threads, would your existential crisis lessen?  "
Good question, I should find out! Fancy a fuck?  |
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"Erm, what do normal 26yo men do, in 2022? Have you considered making a Tik Tok or doing some Snapchatting? *Speaks the woman who's in the know *
How's your TikTokking going? "
I'm too old to TikTok or Snapchitter. I'm old  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's your crisis about FH?
I had one not long ago and, incidentally, sitting on a Swinger's website, participating in a forum, about topics that may not even be related to the purpose of the site was the answer I came up with  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hang on, OP - if you were participating in sex chat forum threads, would your existential crisis lessen?
Good question, I should find out! Fancy a fuck? "
m
That didn't go as I expected |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm, what do normal 26yo men do, in 2022? Have you considered making a Tik Tok or doing some Snapchatting? *Speaks the woman who's in the know *
How's your TikTokking going?
I'm too old to TikTok or Snapchitter. I'm old "
you're a lot younger than me and I TikTok! |
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"Erm, what do normal 26yo men do, in 2022? Have you considered making a Tik Tok or doing some Snapchatting? *Speaks the woman who's in the know *
How's your TikTokking going?
I'm too old to TikTok or Snapchitter. I'm old
you're a lot younger than me and I TikTok! "
I neither Tik nor Tok |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm, what do normal 26yo men do, in 2022? Have you considered making a Tik Tok or doing some Snapchatting? *Speaks the woman who's in the know *"
I dont know about normal but this 22yo man would take fab over Tik Tok any day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm, what do normal 26yo men do, in 2022? Have you considered making a Tik Tok or doing some Snapchatting? *Speaks the woman who's in the know *
I dont know about normal but this 22yo man would take fab over Tik Tok any day "
There's quite a lot of sexy stuff on TT |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm, what do normal 26yo men do, in 2022? Have you considered making a Tik Tok or doing some Snapchatting? *Speaks the woman who's in the know *
I dont know about normal but this 22yo man would take fab over Tik Tok any day
There's quite a lot of sexy stuff on TT "
not as much as here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I think I'm having a mini existential crisis but what am I doing with my morning? I'm sat on a Swinger's website, participating in a forum, about topics that may not even be related to the purpose of the site.
This is not normal behaviour, it's weird, and you're all weird for taking part "
Its normal for here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I am experiencing similar 'crises' I do one of two things: buy a new handbag or visit Hastings.
I find such eclectic solutions afford me short term deliverance."
Do you mean Hastings the town or is there a fantabulous DIY corner shop I am unaware of? |
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"When I am experiencing similar 'crises' I do one of two things: buy a new handbag or visit Hastings.
I find such eclectic solutions afford me short term deliverance.
Do you mean Hastings the town or is there a fantabulous DIY corner shop I am unaware of? "
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I'm talking about Håstings the town, Marjorie. It's on the south coast (of England).
It's a circular town and therefore corner shops are a rarity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I am experiencing similar 'crises' I do one of two things: buy a new handbag or visit Hastings.
I find such eclectic solutions afford me short term deliverance.
Do you mean Hastings the town or is there a fantabulous DIY corner shop I am unaware of?
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I'm talking about Håstings the town, Marjorie. It's on the south coast (of England).
It's a circular town and therefore corner shops are a rarity. "
It's Geoff, hun.
I know Hastings the town. But I have in my mind a quaint little diy/everything kind of shop on the corner of a road in a non-circular town. Hastings & son. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I am experiencing similar 'crises' I do one of two things: buy a new handbag or visit Hastings.
I find such eclectic solutions afford me short term deliverance.
Do you mean Hastings the town or is there a fantabulous DIY corner shop I am unaware of?
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I'm talking about Håstings the town, Marjorie. It's on the south coast (of England).
It's a circular town and therefore corner shops are a rarity.
It's Geoff, hun.
I know Hastings the town. But I have in my mind a quaint little diy/everything kind of shop on the corner of a road in a non-circular town. Hastings & son. "
Maybe you can start Hastings and Son. Make your fantasy a reality. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I am experiencing similar 'crises' I do one of two things: buy a new handbag or visit Hastings.
I find such eclectic solutions afford me short term deliverance.
Do you mean Hastings the town or is there a fantabulous DIY corner shop I am unaware of?
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I'm talking about Håstings the town, Marjorie. It's on the south coast (of England).
It's a circular town and therefore corner shops are a rarity.
It's Geoff, hun.
I know Hastings the town. But I have in my mind a quaint little diy/everything kind of shop on the corner of a road in a non-circular town. Hastings & son.
Maybe you can start Hastings and Son. Make your fantasy a reality."
Er, my surname is not Hastings (or obvs I would!). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The lack of penis on here is shocking.
Typical women always thinking with their vaginas  
Your just a bellend talking to me
Alright dick whisperer "
new username incoming |
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"When I am experiencing similar 'crises' I do one of two things: buy a new handbag or visit Hastings.
I find such eclectic solutions afford me short term deliverance.
Do you mean Hastings the town or is there a fantabulous DIY corner shop I am unaware of?
•
I'm talking about Håstings the town, Marjorie. It's on the south coast (of England).
It's a circular town and therefore corner shops are a rarity.
It's Geoff, hun.
I know Hastings the town. But I have in my mind a quaint little diy/everything kind of shop on the corner of a road in a non-circular town. Hastings & son. "
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Madam Geoff, you should in earnest create a thread about that. It's a capital idea!  |
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"When I am experiencing similar 'crises' I do one of two things: buy a new handbag or visit Hastings.
I find such eclectic solutions afford me short term deliverance.
Do you mean Hastings the town or is there a fantabulous DIY corner shop I am unaware of?
•
I'm talking about Håstings the town, Marjorie. It's on the south coast (of England).
It's a circular town and therefore corner shops are a rarity.
It's Geoff, hun.
I know Hastings the town. But I have in my mind a quaint little diy/everything kind of shop on the corner of a road in a non-circular town. Hastings & son.
Maybe you can start Hastings and Son. Make your fantasy a reality.
Er, my surname is not Hastings (or obvs I would!). "
Just marry a Mr Hastings. Simples
Next problem please! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I am experiencing similar 'crises' I do one of two things: buy a new handbag or visit Hastings.
I find such eclectic solutions afford me short term deliverance.
Do you mean Hastings the town or is there a fantabulous DIY corner shop I am unaware of?
•
I'm talking about Håstings the town, Marjorie. It's on the south coast (of England).
It's a circular town and therefore corner shops are a rarity.
It's Geoff, hun.
I know Hastings the town. But I have in my mind a quaint little diy/everything kind of shop on the corner of a road in a non-circular town. Hastings & son.
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Madam Geoff, you should in earnest create a thread about that. It's a capital idea! "
I've gone and bloody done it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It is a bit weird now you've mentioned it. If I have an existential crisis I won't be happy FH. At all. "
Too late, if it's ruined for me, I must pass that on. It's how it works |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's your crisis about FH?
I had one not long ago and, incidentally, sitting on a Swinger's website, participating in a forum, about topics that may not even be related to the purpose of the site was the answer I came up with "
Funny how these things sneak up on you, right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hang on, OP - if you were participating in sex chat forum threads, would your existential crisis lessen?
Good question, I should find out! Fancy a fuck? m
That didn't go as I expected "
But it's not a no? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I think I'm having a mini existential crisis but what am I doing with my morning? I'm sat on a Swinger's website, participating in a forum, about topics that may not even be related to the purpose of the site.
This is not normal behaviour, it's weird, and you're all weird for taking part
Its normal for here"
Then what must that say about me? What is my life? Oh God! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I am experiencing similar 'crises' I do one of two things: buy a new handbag or visit Hastings.
I find such eclectic solutions afford me short term deliverance."
Currently weighing up the pros and cons of having to travel all the way to Hastings |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The lack of penis on here is shocking.
Typical women always thinking with their vaginas
Your just a bellend talking to me
Alright dick whisperer
new username incoming "
I'll hold you to that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have always told you you were a weirdo….or did I just think that?
Heheh I joke, if you were normal you would be boring….instead you’re a sexy weirdo "
You must've thought it, why didn't you tell me?! 
I'll take sexy weirdo though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hang on, OP - if you were participating in sex chat forum threads, would your existential crisis lessen?
Good question, I should find out! Fancy a fuck? m
That didn't go as I expected
But it's not a no? "
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"I have always told you you were a weirdo….or did I just think that?
Heheh I joke, if you were normal you would be boring….instead you’re a sexy weirdo
You must've thought it, why didn't you tell me?!
I'll take sexy weirdo though "
Hehe I am joking…you seem as normal as me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have always told you you were a weirdo….or did I just think that?
Heheh I joke, if you were normal you would be boring….instead you’re a sexy weirdo
You must've thought it, why didn't you tell me?!
I'll take sexy weirdo though
Hehe I am joking…you seem as normal as me "
Oh God, it's worse than I thought |
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