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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Are you the type of person who can behave when needed? A Jedi in the streets, with in the sheets type of person?
Or are you just not safe no matter where you are? You know, you act irresponsible and say the wrong things etc? Falling in the garden pond after 12 pints.
My in law as always said I was quite and mature…  
They never knew me and never came out in the town. Always family gatherings and such, so I knew when to behave.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yep! Always have been. I was the one my friend's parents would ask to stay while they went on holiday to keep their daughter company..."
 that was me. All my mates faces would become shocked when they said I was such a nice polite lad
It’s just funny what type of image we project to different people and why? |
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"Can you translate this to English before I answer please 
Ohh come on, there's far worse be seen!
Op, I'm the one all the mother's love  A pure angel!
Xx
T"
I know, me and him just like taking the mick out of each other
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Family always seem to love me.
(Especially the older relatives as I eat all the food they prepare)
In fact my ex's family told me I'm always welcome with them no matter what, and started sagging my ex off because of her behaviour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm always pretty well behaved. I'm decent at mingling in different social situations and don't draw too much attention to myself.
I don't know what to say, people fucking love me  |
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"Yep! Always have been. I was the one my friend's parents would ask to stay while they went on holiday to keep their daughter company...
that was me. All my mates faces would become shocked when they said I was such a nice polite lad
It’s just funny what type of image we project to different people and why? "
I think we just suppress certain parts of our personality when appropriate. An ability to read the room, know your audience and act accordingly can be useful.
There have been times though when I've thought 'if only you knew' |
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"Yep! Always have been. I was the one my friend's parents would ask to stay while they went on holiday to keep their daughter company..."
Mr did that one year with one of his mates, the next year he didn't (the year we got together as teenagers and were to busy) and the house got trashed, he was always held in high esteem with their parents after that. |
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"Yep! Always have been. I was the one my friend's parents would ask to stay while they went on holiday to keep their daughter company...
Mr did that one year with one of his mates, the next year he didn't (the year we got together as teenagers and were to busy) and the house got trashed, he was always held in high esteem with their parents after that."
I will take the secrets of the goings on at my friends parents house to the grave...but police were involved. The parents never knew  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh girls parents loved me when went round told everyone I was such a polite lad and and do anything to help, little did they know was shagging their little darlings at every chance! |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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It depends Op..... How old is she & what's she doin' tonight?
It's ok I'm like Catnip to OAP's! I make me on Ginger Nuts.
So, she can dip my Ginger nuts in her ginger tea whenever she wants!
But she can't call me "GINGA" unless she's one. Otherwise that's inappropriate!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve always been nice and polite when around friends or girlfriends houses. It’s just the way I am and was brought up . Being on here might surprise folk a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd describe myself as someone that could be taken home to meet the mother . It amuses me to a degree that people are surprised by my shenanigans etc or I've spent time with a fella . I know how to behave and when and whn not to behave |
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We are the type that you can take anywhere but once out of earshot, whisper dirty things in each other’s ears…
I was always the one that my friends parents liked their son/daughter to hang around with.
I can read a room well and know when to behave appropriately.
I am however more inclined to think I don’t care now, I’m gonna act how I want
K |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
I'll be the personification of sweetness.
I'll tell her how moist her cake is, and gush over her hollyhocks.
We'll discuss whether to have chintz in the bedroom or a nice lilac white.
She'll show me your baby photos and I'll blush and say, oh I wonder if his tushy is still as peachy ('cos we haven't seen each other naked, of course).
I'll help her clear away the tea things and say stuff like, I can't wait to cook and clean for my sweet Woody.
She'll love me.
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I can behave yes! Can't belive my eldest said other week when we went to funeral u best behave! There will b lots of older single men there no flirting at the pub after!don't think she has forget few years back when I came away from a funeral with the vicars phone number! Which infact was all innocent x |
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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago
Longridge |
Never do it!
Years ago, took a couple I was meeting to our regular nightclub we all used to frequent, including my mother.
4 weeks later, I found husband and mother were having an affair.
Couple split up, he moved in with us, leading to many fistie fights.
An 18 month nightmare I'll never repeat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think it can be relied upon to be appropriate and charming in company, but if relatives make bigoted comments I will be unlikely to stay quiet. My ex's dad made some quite horrible assertions about gay men and refugees - I didn't let them slide. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you the type of person who can behave when needed? A Jedi in the streets, with in the sheets type of person?
Or are you just not safe no matter where you are? You know, you act irresponsible and say the wrong things etc? Falling in the garden pond after 12 pints.
My in law as always said I was quite and mature…
They never knew me and never came out in the town. Always family gatherings and such, so I knew when to behave. "
Ask Stacey mum about me. |
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"Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason.
I don't mind rubbing older women "
I'm not that much older than you, you cheeky git |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason.
I don't mind rubbing older women
I'm not that much older than you, you cheeky git "
I just saw boobs when I clicked on the profile. Probably two of the reasons why  |
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"Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason.
I don't mind rubbing older women
I'm not that much older than you, you cheeky git
I just saw boobs when I clicked on the profile. Probably two of the reasons why "
I do possess boobs lol |
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"Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason.
I don't mind rubbing older women
I'm not that much older than you, you cheeky git "
You're still a older woman |
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"Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason.
I don't mind rubbing older women
I'm not that much older than you, you cheeky git
You're still a older woman "
Grr don't like you sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason. "
Older women normally like me 
I think I can be trusted to behave but also like a bit of fun. Never had a problem with girlfriend's parents before. |
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"Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason.
Older women normally like me
I think I can be trusted to behave but also like a bit of fun. Never had a problem with girlfriend's parents before. "
Crumbs the age gap between you and me is larger than that between me and my mother |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
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"Are you the type of person who can behave when needed? A Jedi in the streets, with in the sheets type of person?
Or are you just not safe no matter where you are? You know, you act irresponsible and say the wrong things etc? Falling in the garden pond after 12 pints.
My in law as always said I was quite and mature…
They never knew me and never came out in the town. Always family gatherings and such, so I knew when to behave. "
I thought I was but last night I got asked to stop winding her mother up as apparently I am "too good at it".
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason.
Older women normally like me
I think I can be trusted to behave but also like a bit of fun. Never had a problem with girlfriend's parents before.
Crumbs the age gap between you and me is larger than that between me and my mother "
Hahah I'm on fab to find age gaps  |
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"Nope not at all, all mother in law's hate me. The father in law's I always get on with. I seem to rub older women up for some reason.
I don't mind rubbing older women
I'm not that much older than you, you cheeky git
You're still a older woman
Grr don't like you sometimes "
I don't believe this at all as I'm delightful |
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"My partners' mums have always loved me
And your partners?….. "
Most of the time . Though I once had an ex who told me after breaking up with me that now he had to tell his mum and he didn't know which would be harder ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My partners' mums have always loved me
And your partners?…..
Most of the time . Though I once had an ex who told me after breaking up with me that now he had to tell his mum and he didn't know which would be harder !"
“Mum is having a hard time getting over you!”  |
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"My partners' mums have always loved me
And your partners?…..
Most of the time . Though I once had an ex who told me after breaking up with me that now he had to tell his mum and he didn't know which would be harder !
“Mum is having a hard time getting over you!” "
Genuinely . She was intense though. She would mention things like giving her grandchildren and 21 year old me was like |
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