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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We have the chance of been able to use a pool and snooker table for some fun while looking after a pub.
We are going to have as much fun as we can on both hoping for some pics.
My main questions is has anyone ever done this on the top and did the wet leave a mark.
Mrs has always wanted to pee in the pocket of a pool or snooker table which if she does will be a big pee and who am i to stop her does anyone know how easy is it to clean the bits where the balls go after and has anyone ever done this.
Don’t want the next users to have pee balls as it were.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Really? you're going to piss over someone else's pool table? I'd be pretty fucked off if I'd trusted you to look after my place and you did this. "
This. 
You could always buy your own pool table and then you wouldn't have to worry about the mess.
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"Really? you're going to piss over someone else's pool table? I'd be pretty fucked off if I'd trusted you to look after my place and you did this. "
This.
And yes the surface would be ruined and it would emanate piss smell for weeks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And its this shot on the yellow for the championship
She gets down low
Technique flawless
Its on line slowly it trickles towards the pocket
Ronnies rocket is looking furious as it runs in for the victory
The new holder of the golden toilet for 2022
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am sorry but i am saying the OP only posted this to get attention, it did not matter what attention as the OP knew it would be savage, well it worked
disgusting to even think of doing it in somebodies else's pub and on their pool table |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks all for your messages it was an idea we were toying with but have taken on all your points and think we may stick to a bit of petting and bending over rather then on as Dont want to cause any damage and as many say not fair on other users.
we posted the question to get views and if anyone had done anything like it before, if you talk to ones into WS they are all for it however sometimes its good to get a wider view and avoid upsetting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am sorry but i am saying the OP only posted this to get attention, it did not matter what attention as the OP knew it would be savage, well it worked
disgusting to even think of doing it in somebodies else's pub and on their pool table "
Isn't the purpose of any post to get attention? It was a reasonable question and they got back opinions to help make a decision. No harm done. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"We have the chance of been able to use a pool and snooker table for some fun while looking after a pub.
We are going to have as much fun as we can on both hoping for some pics.
My main questions is has anyone ever done this on the top and did the wet leave a mark.
Mrs has always wanted to pee in the pocket of a pool or snooker table which if she does will be a big pee and who am i to stop her does anyone know how easy is it to clean the bits where the balls go after and has anyone ever done this.
Don’t want the next users to have pee balls as it were.
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I have to chance to stay in friends house when they are away - I think they’re looking after a pub or something……
Anyways I was thinking of peeing all over there house , dining table beds etc , has anyone done this before ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have the chance of been able to use a pool and snooker table for some fun while looking after a pub.
We are going to have as much fun as we can on both hoping for some pics.
My main questions is has anyone ever done this on the top and did the wet leave a mark.
Mrs has always wanted to pee in the pocket of a pool or snooker table which if she does will be a big pee and who am i to stop her does anyone know how easy is it to clean the bits where the balls go after and has anyone ever done this.
Don’t want the next users to have pee balls as it were.
I have to chance to stay in friends house when they are away - I think they’re looking after a pub or something……
Anyways I was thinking of peeing all over there house , dining table beds etc , has anyone done this before ? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am sorry but i am saying the OP only posted this to get attention, it did not matter what attention as the OP knew it would be savage, well it worked
disgusting to even think of doing it in somebodies else's pub and on their pool table
Isn't the purpose of any post to get attention? It was a reasonable question and they got back opinions to help make a decision. No harm done."
I agree and my comment was wrong, having read the OP's profile (i should of done so before commenting) i understand that now.
I have apologised privately and now do so here as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks all for your messages it was an idea we were toying with but have taken on all your points and think we may stick to a bit of petting and bending over rather then on as Dont want to cause any damage and as many say not fair on other users.
we posted the question to get views and if anyone had done anything like it before, if you talk to ones into WS they are all for it however sometimes its good to get a wider view and avoid upsetting. "
So most people into watersports would think it's ok to piss on someone else's property?
Every day's a school day. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am sorry but i am saying the OP only posted this to get attention, it did not matter what attention as the OP knew it would be savage, well it worked
disgusting to even think of doing it in somebodies else's pub and on their pool table
Isn't the purpose of any post to get attention? It was a reasonable question and they got back opinions to help make a decision. No harm done.
I agree and my comment was wrong, having read the OP's profile (i should of done so before commenting) i understand that now.
I have apologised privately and now do so here as well "
Thanks and don't worry about it it was a genuine question maby not asked in the right way, we expect some abuse as you always get that on forums but some of the replies were genuine and helpful and cemented our decision not to wet the table as it were.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Thanks all for your messages it was an idea we were toying with but have taken on all your points and think we may stick to a bit of petting and bending over rather then on as Dont want to cause any damage and as many say not fair on other users.
we posted the question to get views and if anyone had done anything like it before, if you talk to ones into WS they are all for it however sometimes its good to get a wider view and avoid upsetting.
So most people into watersports would think it's ok to piss on someone else's property?
Every day's a school day. "
exactly thats why we posted it as you can get caught up in it and sometimes a step back and outside view is what is needed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks all for your messages it was an idea we were toying with but have taken on all your points and think we may stick to a bit of petting and bending over rather then on as Dont want to cause any damage and as many say not fair on other users.
we posted the question to get views and if anyone had done anything like it before, if you talk to ones into WS they are all for it however sometimes its good to get a wider view and avoid upsetting.
So most people into watersports would think it's ok to piss on someone else's property?
Every day's a school day.
exactly thats why we posted it as you can get caught up in it and sometimes a step back and outside view is what is needed"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So most people into watersports would think it's ok to piss on someone else's property?
Every day's a school day.
Pass me your handbag "
Alrighty. Give it a shake... |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"So most people into watersports would think it's ok to piss on someone else's property?
Every day's a school day.
Pass me your handbag
Alrighty. Give it a shake..."
Your bag, my winky or both?  |
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As someone who has previously had the pleasure of fixing and servicing pub pool tables- its a really, really bad idea!
It will soak through the baize, so that will need replacing and it will probably then seep underneath the slate bed- which is a major pain in the arse job to strip and clean without damaging the slate seams (which causes even more work).
If you piss in to the pocket, then its going to run down the pocket gully's and potentially reach the ball shoe mechanism, which long term will probably start it corroding and eventually make it near impossible to deposit the balls when you put your money in. Its also usually a two man job to do all the above as pool tables are really fucking heavy!!!
Feel free to piss on the juke box though- much easier to fix and generally, the music on them is frequently shite...so not hearing it will do everyone a favour  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks all for your messages it was an idea we were toying with but have taken on all your points and think we may stick to a bit of petting and bending over rather then on as Dont want to cause any damage and as many say not fair on other users.
we posted the question to get views and if anyone had done anything like it before, if you talk to ones into WS they are all for it however sometimes its good to get a wider view and avoid upsetting. "
So you're saying you didn't think how stupid/unhygenic/costly this would be BEFORE you posted this?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As someone who has previously had the pleasure of fixing and servicing pub pool tables- its a really, really bad idea!
It will soak through the baize, so that will need replacing and it will probably then seep underneath the slate bed- which is a major pain in the arse job to strip and clean without damaging the slate seams (which causes even more work).
If you piss in to the pocket, then its going to run down the pocket gully's and potentially reach the ball shoe mechanism, which long term will probably start it corroding and eventually make it near impossible to deposit the balls when you put your money in. Its also usually a two man job to do all the above as pool tables are really fucking heavy!!!
Feel free to piss on the juke box though- much easier to fix and generally, the music on them is frequently shite...so not hearing it will do everyone a favour "
thank you for that, that was pretty much the info we wanted to know about the cleaning side and agree some of the music in pubs is not the best these days. |
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