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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So i can pick my kids up at school

I can walk the streets

I can walk on a beach or a park

I can dance on a stage

I can go in the corner shop or the pub or a maccies

But fuck me if the guards dont pitch a bitch fit and threaten to bar you if you go in tescos without a shirt on

what is the world coming to do i need to put little xs on my boobies

fuckin loosers

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

If I was a headteacher, Macdonalds Manager, pub landlord or corner shop owner I would ban people coming in topless

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Why do you think it appropriate to go half naked into a playground when they are all wearing uniforms ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think you've been outside for too long op. Try boozie ice pop and chill

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Please could I have a boozie ice pop too ?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This advert is made for this post ROFL

https://youtu.be/h-Lx2ihpGbc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have to admit, if anyone turned up at a school my kids were at, half naked, id have something to say

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Because they don't want little old ladies having an attack of the vapours on seeing a half-naked man in the toilet roll aisle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd also white like a boozy ice pop.

Oh yeah - OP. Our a shirt on.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's air conditioned in supermarkets. Put some clothes on.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"This advert is made for this post ROFL

https://youtu.be/h-Lx2ihpGbc"

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"This advert is made for this post ROFL

https://youtu.be/h-Lx2ihpGbc"

First time I've seen that

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By *viatrixWoman over a year ago

Redhill

Eeew, I don’t want to see topless men at the supermarket

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have to admit, if anyone turned up at a school my kids were at, half naked, id have something to say "

I thought that. I'd actually rather they be allowed in the supermarket than at the school. Not entirely sure why.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"This advert is made for this post ROFL

https://youtu.be/h-Lx2ihpGbc"

Brilliant.

Winston

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By *ohn KanakaMan over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

What is it with men wanting to walk around topless? It's grim. If you are going to a shop, put a t shirt or vest on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have to admit, if anyone turned up at a school my kids were at, half naked, id have something to say

I thought that. I'd actually rather they be allowed in the supermarket than at the school. Not entirely sure why. "
thats kind of the point ban it for all things or none things i just had to do my shopping in a bloody coat

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By *ornucopiaMan over a year ago

Bexley

Convention and courtesy come to mind.

I've been naked all day at Eureka but that is a nudist camp, not a supermarket.

Going shirtless in most urban situations looks chavvy anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why would you want to be any of this places half dressed? Is it hard to put a t-shirt on?

Pxx

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan over a year ago

North Norfolk

"I have to admit, if anyone turned up at a school my kids were at, half naked, id have something to say

I thought that. I'd actually rather they be allowed in the supermarket than at the school. Not entirely sure why. thats kind of the point ban it for all things or none things i just had to do my shopping in a bloody coat "

Bet you looked a right tool in your coat on the hottest day of the year

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"Eeew, I don’t want to see topless men at the supermarket

Nor me.

Absolutely no problem with naked bodies outside, but inside, especially places that sell food and drink is a no no.

It just doesn't feel hygienic, especially on a hot sweaty day.

And at schools? Really? Just doesn't feel very appropriate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why would you want to be any of this places half dressed? Is it hard to put a t-shirt on?

Pxx"
normally i would wear a vest this is the first time iv gone topless outside in years as im fat and its hot and id just had a shower but many times iv seen groups of teens shirless in the last couple weeks at all these spots the school one iv seen lads multiple times collect there kids shirtless i used to do with the oldest years ago whats changed yet again i miss the memos

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"So i can pick my kids up at school

I can walk the streets

I can walk on a beach or a park

I can dance on a stage

I can go in the corner shop or the pub or a maccies

But fuck me if the guards dont pitch a bitch fit and threaten to bar you if you go in tescos without a shirt on

what is the world coming to do i need to put little xs on my boobies

fuckin loosers"

Because Tesco has a dress code standard and you fell below it.

Simple really.

Winston

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Ask yourself, would Cary Grant do it? He had style. Follow his mantra, and do nothing to ruffle feathers in public

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

Common respect and decency you should be dressed appropriately for the weather and where you are going in public places.

A beach is totally different to the other examples as people expect to see states of undress or swimwear.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should be free to show your class wherever you go.

You are so right!

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By *iss KinkWoman over a year ago

North West

Classy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some gold here. It's filthy to be topless but you can walk wherever you like in filthy clothes!?!

Tesco is all about common respect, standards and decency

I'd love to see the reactions by people here to the shoppers in Cap D'Agde

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Because you could turn on people and they might want to cop a feel. You know the sort of horn dogs that hang out at Tesco! They’re incorrigible.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because people doing their shopping don’t want to see topless men

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Some gold here. It's filthy to be topless but you can walk wherever you like in filthy clothes!?!

Tesco is all about common respect, standards and decency

I'd love to see the reactions by people here to the shoppers in Cap D'Agde

I'm pretty sure the OP wasn't in Cap D'Arge Tesco.

Know your audience.

And lower the sense of entitlement.

Tesco - dress code - fail - no entry - simple.

Winston

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

"Because people doing their shopping don’t want to see topless men"

I do. It’s the only time I’d get to see any

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some gold here. It's filthy to be topless but you can walk wherever you like in filthy clothes!?!

Tesco is all about common respect, standards and decency

I'd love to see the reactions by people here to the shoppers in Cap D'Agde

I'm pretty sure the OP wasn't in Cap D'Arge Tesco.

Know your audience.

And lower the sense of entitlement.

Tesco - dress code - fail - no entry - simple.

Winston

Sense of entitlement

Keep em coming

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By *ixiePoisonWoman over a year ago

Darlington

I work in retail, I had to tell a few 'men' to put their tops on. All I got was a load of abuse!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because people doing their shopping don’t want to see topless men

I do. It’s the only time I’d get to see any

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"So i can pick my kids up at school

I can walk the streets

I can walk on a beach or a park

I can dance on a stage

I can go in the corner shop or the pub or a maccies

But fuck me if the guards dont pitch a bitch fit and threaten to bar you if you go in tescos without a shirt on

what is the world coming to do i need to put little xs on my boobies

fuckin loosers

Because Tesco has a dress code standard and you fell below it.

Simple really.

Winston "

Plus... food, fresh produce... hygiene considerations at play here.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"If I was a headteacher, Macdonalds Manager, pub landlord or corner shop owner I would ban people coming in topless "

Absolutely.

Nothing makes me roll my eyes than when guys start walking around topless.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Some gold here. It's filthy to be topless but you can walk wherever you like in filthy clothes!?!

Tesco is all about common respect, standards and decency

I'd love to see the reactions by people here to the shoppers in Cap D'Agde

I'm pretty sure the OP wasn't in Cap D'Arge Tesco.

Know your audience.

And lower the sense of entitlement.

Tesco - dress code - fail - no entry - simple.

Winston

Sense of entitlement

Keep em coming

It is a sense of entitlement.

I want to not wear a shirt, therefore I shall not wear a shirt.

I care not for your dress code, I shall do as I please.

I care not for other people, mememememememe.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn't personally walk in a supermarket topless. But I find the prudish attitudes on display hilarious.

If the arguments about standards then presumably they should also be turning away the scantily clad? Work wear? Do short skirts meet the standard or is that bare skin too unhygienic?

Not once have I ever come out of Tesco thankful for the classy experience

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please could I have a boozie ice pop too ?"

I got the flavours you need

- spiced rum & kola

- watermelon & vodka

- black grape & white rum

Unlike Tesco there is a dress down policy on arrival

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I wouldn't personally walk in a supermarket topless. But I find the prudish attitudes on display hilarious.

If the arguments about standards then presumably they should also be turning away the scantily clad? Work wear? Do short skirts meet the standard or is that bare skin too unhygienic?

Not once have I ever come out of Tesco thankful for the classy experience

I'm far from prudish. If an establishment has a dress code, or code of conduct I'll follow it and not coming about it.

If I vehemently disagree with it I'll take my trade elsewhere.

It's sooooooooo simple.

Winston

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"I wouldn't personally walk in a supermarket topless. But I find the prudish attitudes on display hilarious.

If the arguments about standards then presumably they should also be turning away the scantily clad? Work wear? Do short skirts meet the standard or is that bare skin too unhygienic?

Not once have I ever come out of Tesco thankful for the classy experience

Haven't really saw any prudish attitudes here.

Walking around with your top off is just a bit...chavvy.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I wouldn't personally walk in a supermarket topless. But I find the prudish attitudes on display hilarious.

If the arguments about standards then presumably they should also be turning away the scantily clad? Work wear? Do short skirts meet the standard or is that bare skin too unhygienic?

Not once have I ever come out of Tesco thankful for the classy experience

I'm far from prudish. If an establishment has a dress code, or code of conduct I'll follow it and not coming about it.

If I vehemently disagree with it I'll take my trade elsewhere.

It's sooooooooo simple.

Winston "

I don't think dressing for the beach, or similar, is appropriate in the supermarket or at most places in regular life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So i can pick my kids up at school

I can walk the streets

I can walk on a beach or a park

I can dance on a stage

I can go in the corner shop or the pub or a maccies

But fuck me if the guards dont pitch a bitch fit and threaten to bar you if you go in tescos without a shirt on

what is the world coming to do i need to put little xs on my boobies

fuckin loosers

Because Tesco has a dress code standard and you fell below it.

Simple really.

Winston

Plus... food, fresh produce... hygiene considerations at play here."
so wearing a vest takes away hygene concerns or a lass in a skimpy bikini lets say why are my nipples and belly less hygenic than my armpits

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"So i can pick my kids up at school

I can walk the streets

I can walk on a beach or a park

I can dance on a stage

I can go in the corner shop or the pub or a maccies

But fuck me if the guards dont pitch a bitch fit and threaten to bar you if you go in tescos without a shirt on

what is the world coming to do i need to put little xs on my boobies

fuckin loosers

Because Tesco has a dress code standard and you fell below it.

Simple really.

Winston

Plus... food, fresh produce... hygiene considerations at play here.so wearing a vest takes away hygene concerns or a lass in a skimpy bikini lets say why are my nipples and belly less hygenic than my armpits"

How many women were in Tesco wearing bikinis?

Winston

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

OP where do you draw the line ? Would you go on a bus topless, to the cinema, to a funeral ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Whats class got to do with anything im proud to be a working class man holding a country on my shoulders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I work in a shop and ive asked customers to put tops on before they come in, dont need to see half naked sweaty men when im at my work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some of the attitudes on display have been prudish. Snobbish. And worse.

There are plenty of supermarkets near to beaches where it's normal to see people in beachwear.

I'm amazed anybody notices what anyone wears in a supermarket. In my experience nobody acknowledges anybody in those places.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who knew there was a dress code for supermarket shopping

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Whats class got to do with anything im proud to be a working class man holding a country on my shoulders "

Being a working class man holding a country on his shoulders gives you the right to ignore a dress code?

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some of the attitudes on display have been prudish. Snobbish. And worse.

There are plenty of supermarkets near to beaches where it's normal to see people in beachwear.

I'm amazed anybody notices what anyone wears in a supermarket. In my experience nobody acknowledges anybody in those places.

Its a place of work a place where people shop, am far from being a snob or a prude theres just a time and place

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP where do you draw the line ? Would you go on a bus topless, to the cinema, to a funeral ?"
im not saying i would like i said earlier i usually wear vests to most places but im saying why cant i theres nothing xrated about a male torso or are people scared my nipples may be erect

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"So i can pick my kids up at school

I can walk the streets

I can walk on a beach or a park

I can dance on a stage

I can go in the corner shop or the pub or a maccies

But fuck me if the guards dont pitch a bitch fit and threaten to bar you if you go in tescos without a shirt on

what is the world coming to do i need to put little xs on my boobies

fuckin loosers

Because Tesco has a dress code standard and you fell below it.

Simple really.

Winston

I don't want to see a woman in a bikini either. Put some clothes on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whats class got to do with anything im proud to be a working class man holding a country on my shoulders

Being a working class man holding a country on his shoulders gives you the right to ignore a dress code?

Winston "
i didnt ignore the dress code i ended up having to go get a coat out of the boot in after arguing with security if i were a bird in a skimpy bikini it would be fine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some of the attitudes on display have been prudish. Snobbish. And worse.

There are plenty of supermarkets near to beaches where it's normal to see people in beachwear.

I'm amazed anybody notices what anyone wears in a supermarket. In my experience nobody acknowledges anybody in those places.

Its a place of work a place where people shop, am far from being a snob or a prude theres just a time and place"

Tesco is the time to dress up

Because standards

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who knew there was a dress code for supermarket shopping

"
exactly who would know this

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"So i can pick my kids up at school

I can walk the streets

I can walk on a beach or a park

I can dance on a stage

I can go in the corner shop or the pub or a maccies

But fuck me if the guards dont pitch a bitch fit and threaten to bar you if you go in tescos without a shirt on

what is the world coming to do i need to put little xs on my boobies

fuckin loosers

Because Tesco has a dress code standard and you fell below it.

Simple really.

Winston

You are less likely to drip sweet on the fruit and veg as you are leaning over it to grab those melons at the back if you are wearing a top, even a vest top.

As for bikinis, they should be treated the same, and the shops I've read about that have done something about topless men have also done something about people in bikinis.

It's obvious you don't agree, and that's fine, but many people do agree so if you choose to go topless don't be upset if people respond negatively to it.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Some of the attitudes on display have been prudish. Snobbish. And worse.

There are plenty of supermarkets near to beaches where it's normal to see people in beachwear.

I'm amazed anybody notices what anyone wears in a supermarket. In my experience nobody acknowledges anybody in those places.

Was the Tesco the OP was in close to the beach?

I think you and the OP are missing the point by a long way.

This particular Tesco has a no shirt, no entry policy. He had no shirt on and was told to put a shirt on.

It's got nothing to do with being prudish or snobbish. And everything to do with respecting this shops requirements.

Respect. Simple.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So i can pick my kids up at school

I can walk the streets

I can walk on a beach or a park

I can dance on a stage

I can go in the corner shop or the pub or a maccies

But fuck me if the guards dont pitch a bitch fit and threaten to bar you if you go in tescos without a shirt on

what is the world coming to do i need to put little xs on my boobies

fuckin loosers

Because Tesco has a dress code standard and you fell below it.

Simple really.

Winston

How many women were in Tesco wearing bikinis?

Winston "
i was in a major shopping centre only last week working i bet there was at least 35 to 40 thru the week

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"Who knew there was a dress code for supermarket shopping

exactly who would know this "

I thought it was more just common decency.

Same as not walking around a shop whilst eating or drinking, and washing your hands after you go to the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Middle aged men shouldnt be going topless is shops OP so yes cover up, no one wants to see it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm very unlikely to be walking around topless, but is a shirtless man so offensive?

Have we become so much afraid of a little flesh on show?.

Isn't it just nature?

What happened to free the nipple? Or is this the result?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who knew there was a dress code for supermarket shopping

exactly who would know this

I thought it was more just common decency.

Same as not walking around a shop whilst eating or drinking, and washing your hands after you go to the toilet."
and many many people do that too so not that common a decency really

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"So i can pick my kids up at school

I can walk the streets

I can walk on a beach or a park

I can dance on a stage

I can go in the corner shop or the pub or a maccies

But fuck me if the guards dont pitch a bitch fit and threaten to bar you if you go in tescos without a shirt on

what is the world coming to do i need to put little xs on my boobies

fuckin loosers

Because Tesco has a dress code standard and you fell below it.

Simple really.

Winston

How many women were in Tesco wearing bikinis?

Winston i was in a major shopping centre only last week working i bet there was at least 35 to 40 thru the week "

I asked how many were in Tesco.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Some of the attitudes on display have been prudish. Snobbish. And worse.

There are plenty of supermarkets near to beaches where it's normal to see people in beachwear.

I'm amazed anybody notices what anyone wears in a supermarket. In my experience nobody acknowledges anybody in those places.

Was the Tesco the OP was in close to the beach?

I think you and the OP are missing the point by a long way.

This particular Tesco has a no shirt, no entry policy. He had no shirt on and was told to put a shirt on.

It's got nothing to do with being prudish or snobbish. And everything to do with respecting this shops requirements.

Respect. Simple.

Winston "
which in the end was done and became pribable the only man in england doing his shopping ina bloody coyt

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So i can pick my kids up at school

I can walk the streets

I can walk on a beach or a park

I can dance on a stage

I can go in the corner shop or the pub or a maccies

But fuck me if the guards dont pitch a bitch fit and threaten to bar you if you go in tescos without a shirt on

what is the world coming to do i need to put little xs on my boobies

fuckin loosers

Because Tesco has a dress code standard and you fell below it.

Simple really.

Winston

How many women were in Tesco wearing bikinis?

Winston i was in a major shopping centre only last week working i bet there was at least 35 to 40 thru the week

I asked how many were in Tesco.

Winston "
no idea i wasnt looking at the people i was too busy trying to flash my nipples out of my damn zip in hope someone would be struck down by lightning at the horrific sight of male flesh

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Who knew there was a dress code for supermarket shopping

exactly who would know this "

There was a big kerfuffle in the news several years ago when supermarkets banned people from shopping in nightwear.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol whatever.

In the end it's no different to a similar post I saw earlier which came down to it being a matter that if you have a problem with what somebody else chooses to wear (or not), the issue is with you, not them. Only difference was that post was about women, not a 'chavvy bloke'.

Human bodies aren't disgusting or offensive.

All the bollocks about standards and hygiene is just that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who knew there was a dress code for supermarket shopping

exactly who would know this

There was a big kerfuffle in the news several years ago when supermarkets banned people from shopping in nightwear."
not everyone watches the news its been quite a depressing watch maybe a sign in the carpark entry would be better

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"lol whatever.

Human bodies aren't disgusting or offensive.

All the bollocks about standards and hygiene is just that."
i think you will find i dont have a burberry hat or gold chain bro

more fat athlete than chav

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

What does "pitch a bitch fit" mean?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Who knew there was a dress code for supermarket shopping

exactly who would know this

There was a big kerfuffle in the news several years ago when supermarkets banned people from shopping in nightwear.not everyone watches the news its been quite a depressing watch maybe a sign in the carpark entry would be better"

This was pre pandemic.

I, too, didn't realise that people needed to be told that they needed to be dressed before entering establishments.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walking around topless inappropriate places just reminds us of guys that spout about big cocks. Look at me. Much rather strike up a conversation and take it from there. Personality always wins

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

In the end people you dont need to agree or disagree im really not all that invested either way just thought it a bit odd people were so anal about such daft things its not like i had my arse hanging out or anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some of the attitudes on display have been prudish. Snobbish. And worse.

There are plenty of supermarkets near to beaches where it's normal to see people in beachwear.

I'm amazed anybody notices what anyone wears in a supermarket. In my experience nobody acknowledges anybody in those places.

Its a place of work a place where people shop, am far from being a snob or a prude theres just a time and place

Tesco is the time to dress up

Because standards

Its not standards its respect, stick a bin bag over ur body no need to dress up just cover up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Walking around topless inappropriate places just reminds us of guys that spout about big cocks. Look at me. Much rather strike up a conversation and take it from there. Personality always wins"
its ok i dont have a big dick

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"In the end people you dont need to agree or disagree im really not all that invested either way just thought it a bit odd people were so anal about such daft things its not like i had my arse hanging out or anything "

You're still missing the point.

It's nothing to do with people being anal or upset at seeing your nipples.

That particular Tesco has a dress code. You weren't complying with it.

Respect.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You're still missing the point.

It's nothing to do with people being anal or upset at seeing your nipples.

That particular Tesco has a dress code. You weren't complying with it.

Respect.

Winston

"
and as iv said i did in the end obay there anal rules just because there are rules for things doesnt always mean there right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're still missing the point.

It's nothing to do with people being anal or upset at seeing your nipples.

That particular Tesco has a dress code. You weren't complying with it.

Respect.

Winston

I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'm beginning to think you're passionate about a supermarkets dress code.

Or is it that we should all obey without question, the decisions of a large company?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its not standards its respect, stick a bin bag over ur body no need to dress up just cover up "

We have very different notions of respect

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

You're still missing the point.

It's nothing to do with people being anal or upset at seeing your nipples.

That particular Tesco has a dress code. You weren't complying with it.

Respect.

Winston

I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'm beginning to think you're passionate about a supermarkets dress code.

Or is it that we should all obey without question, the decisions of a large company?

I only shop where the dress code requires a cravat and a smoking jacket.

If I feel a shops rules are unreasonable I'll shop elsewhere.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're still missing the point.

It's nothing to do with people being anal or upset at seeing your nipples.

That particular Tesco has a dress code. You weren't complying with it.

Respect.

Winston

I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'm beginning to think you're passionate about a supermarkets dress code.

Or is it that we should all obey without question, the decisions of a large company?

I only shop where the dress code requires a cravat and a smoking jacket.

If I feel a shops rules are unreasonable I'll shop elsewhere.

Winston "

You absolute rebel.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I could’ve sworn I read a post recently about a model / actress attending a premier the other day in a shear see through dress that clearly showed all of her tits.

She was applauded on here and numerous comments were made about it ‘only being two nipples’ and ‘it’s the 21st century so she should be allowed to wear a dress like that without being ridiculed’.

But god forbid a bloke posting about being topless on the hottest day of the year and the pitchforks come out. Talk about moving the goalposts FFS

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

You're still missing the point.

It's nothing to do with people being anal or upset at seeing your nipples.

That particular Tesco has a dress code. You weren't complying with it.

Respect.

Winston

I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'm beginning to think you're passionate about a supermarkets dress code.

Or is it that we should all obey without question, the decisions of a large company?

I only shop where the dress code requires a cravat and a smoking jacket.

If I feel a shops rules are unreasonable I'll shop elsewhere.

Winston

You absolute rebel.

I've been called worse.

Winston

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You're still missing the point.

It's nothing to do with people being anal or upset at seeing your nipples.

That particular Tesco has a dress code. You weren't complying with it.

Respect.

Winston

I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'm beginning to think you're passionate about a supermarkets dress code.

Or is it that we should all obey without question, the decisions of a large company?

I only shop where the dress code requires a cravat and a smoking jacket.

If I feel a shops rules are unreasonable I'll shop elsewhere.

Winston

You absolute rebel.

I've been called worse.

Winston "

How can one be a rebel and a sheeple? I'm confused

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I could’ve sworn I read a post recently about a model / actress attending a premier the other day in a shear see through dress that clearly showed all of her tits.

But god forbid a bloke posting about being topless on the hottest day of the year and the pitchforks come out. Talk about moving the goalposts FFS

"
shhhh cant say stuff like that man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're still missing the point.

It's nothing to do with people being anal or upset at seeing your nipples.

That particular Tesco has a dress code. You weren't complying with it.

Respect.

Winston

I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'm beginning to think you're passionate about a supermarkets dress code.

Or is it that we should all obey without question, the decisions of a large company?

I only shop where the dress code requires a cravat and a smoking jacket.

If I feel a shops rules are unreasonable I'll shop elsewhere.

Winston

You absolute rebel.

I've been called worse.

Winston

How can one be a rebel and a sheeple? I'm confused "

I've not used the term sheeple.

Me stating rebel was me being ironic.

With the little

emoji to suggest I'm teasing, looking to lighten the mood.

Make sense now?

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

You're still missing the point.

It's nothing to do with people being anal or upset at seeing your nipples.

That particular Tesco has a dress code. You weren't complying with it.

Respect.

Winston

I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'm beginning to think you're passionate about a supermarkets dress code.

Or is it that we should all obey without question, the decisions of a large company?

I only shop where the dress code requires a cravat and a smoking jacket.

If I feel a shops rules are unreasonable I'll shop elsewhere.

Winston

You absolute rebel.

I've been called worse.

Winston

How can one be a rebel and a sheeple? I'm confused "

Because.........reasons.

Winston

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You're still missing the point.

It's nothing to do with people being anal or upset at seeing your nipples.

That particular Tesco has a dress code. You weren't complying with it.

Respect.

Winston

I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'm beginning to think you're passionate about a supermarkets dress code.

Or is it that we should all obey without question, the decisions of a large company?

I only shop where the dress code requires a cravat and a smoking jacket.

If I feel a shops rules are unreasonable I'll shop elsewhere.

Winston

You absolute rebel.

I've been called worse.

Winston

How can one be a rebel and a sheeple? I'm confused

Because.........reasons.

Winston "

Mmhm. NWO here we come

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're still missing the point.

It's nothing to do with people being anal or upset at seeing your nipples.

That particular Tesco has a dress code. You weren't complying with it.

Respect.

Winston

I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'm beginning to think you're passionate about a supermarkets dress code.

Or is it that we should all obey without question, the decisions of a large company?

I only shop where the dress code requires a cravat and a smoking jacket.

If I feel a shops rules are unreasonable I'll shop elsewhere.

Winston

You absolute rebel.

I've been called worse.

Winston

How can one be a rebel and a sheeple? I'm confused

Because.........reasons.

Winston

Mmhm. NWO here we come "

Were they a rap group in the 80's?

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By *tockport 69Couple over a year ago

Stockport

God hope some of the women on this site don't go top less.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

You're still missing the point.

It's nothing to do with people being anal or upset at seeing your nipples.

That particular Tesco has a dress code. You weren't complying with it.

Respect.

Winston

I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'm beginning to think you're passionate about a supermarkets dress code.

Or is it that we should all obey without question, the decisions of a large company?

I only shop where the dress code requires a cravat and a smoking jacket.

If I feel a shops rules are unreasonable I'll shop elsewhere.

Winston

You absolute rebel.

I've been called worse.

Winston

How can one be a rebel and a sheeple? I'm confused

I've not used the term sheeple.

Me stating rebel was me being ironic.

With the little

emoji to suggest I'm teasing, looking to lighten the mood.

Make sense now?

Don't worry, I'm sure we both got what you meant.

We're both often called sheeple.

No offence was taken.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God hope some of the women on this site don't go top less."

I know right

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"Who knew there was a dress code for supermarket shopping

exactly who would know this

I thought it was more just common decency.

Same as not walking around a shop whilst eating or drinking, and washing your hands after you go to the toilet.and many many people do that too so not that common a decency really "

True, but that shouldn't mean we should join them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s not appropriate attire for a school playground IMO

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whats class got to do with anything im proud to be a working class man holding a country on my shoulders

Being a working class man holding a country on his shoulders gives you the right to ignore a dress code?

Winston i didnt ignore the dress code i ended up having to go get a coat out of the boot in after arguing with security if i were a bird in a skimpy bikini it would be fine "

When did you last see a woman strolling around Tesco in a bikini. How ludicrous!

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"I could’ve sworn I read a post recently about a model / actress attending a premier the other day in a shear see through dress that clearly showed all of her tits.

But god forbid a bloke posting about being topless on the hottest day of the year and the pitchforks come out. Talk about moving the goalposts FFS

At a movie premiere yeah. He could have been topless there, and I doubt anyone would mind either.

But how would people have reacted if she tried picking her kids up from school, grabbing a McDonald's or picki g fresh fruit for Tesco's dressed like that?

I'm imagining, exactly like they have here.

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By *evils PuddingCouple over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"This advert is made for this post ROFL

https://youtu.be/h-Lx2ihpGbc"

superb!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could’ve sworn I read a post recently about a model / actress attending a premier the other day in a shear see through dress that clearly showed all of her tits.

But god forbid a bloke posting about being topless on the hottest day of the year and the pitchforks come out. Talk about moving the goalposts FFS

At a movie premiere yeah. He could have been topless there, and I doubt anyone would mind either.

But how would people have reacted if she tried picking her kids up from school, grabbing a McDonald's or picki g fresh fruit for Tesco's dressed like that?

I'm imagining, exactly like they have here."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a good look topless sweaty guys in the supermarket. Most pubs would not let you in like that either and can’t say I blame them.

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By *oonloverWoman over a year ago

bognor regis

"God hope some of the women on this site don't go top less.

I know right

Can you imagine if a woman went shopping topless? Be headlines in the papers

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By *oonloverWoman over a year ago

bognor regis

"God hope some of the women on this site don't go top less.

I know right

Can you imagine if a woman went shopping topless? Be headlines in the papers

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Private organisations have always imposed requirements on visitors to their places.

I can also see that with monkey pox being spread from skin, there's an extra caution at present.

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By *hoirCouple over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Won't somebody please think of the children"

Nice pearl clutching.

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

I don't really want to see half naked people while I'm doing my shopping.

Or in the pub or maccy D's for that matter.

Have some decency and put your shirt back on.

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By *iger4uWoman over a year ago

In my happy place

"OP where do you draw the line ? Would you go on a bus topless, to the cinema, to a funeral ?im not saying i would like i said earlier i usually wear vests to most places but im saying why cant i theres nothing xrated about a male torso or are people scared my nipples may be erect

So what about the big guys with heavy chest hair.

Helping themselves to the bakery section.

Youre ok with that, dripping sweat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn't be surprised if you don't get a phone call from a teacher or get spoken to because you should not be going into school grounds not fully dressed. It is common decency to put clothes on when you are in a public space. If you are sunbathing or sat down somewhere or going for a stroll that's one thing, But going to a supermarket or into a café or restaurant you should absolutely put a top on.

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Some gold here. It's filthy to be topless but you can walk wherever you like in filthy clothes!?!

Tesco is all about common respect, standards and decency

I'd love to see the reactions by people here to the shoppers in Cap D'Agde

I'm pretty sure the OP wasn't in Cap D'Arge Tesco.

Know your audience.

And lower the sense of entitlement.

Tesco - dress code - fail - no entry - simple.

Winston

Sense of entitlement

Keep em coming

It is a sense of entitlement.

I want to not wear a shirt, therefore I shall not wear a shirt.

I care not for your dress code, I shall do as I please.

I care not for other people, mememememememe.

Winston"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you also drop your kids off in your pjs?

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

"I could’ve sworn I read a post recently about a model / actress attending a premier the other day in a shear see through dress that clearly showed all of her tits.

But god forbid a bloke posting about being topless on the hottest day of the year and the pitchforks come out. Talk about moving the goalposts FFS

At a movie premiere yeah. He could have been topless there, and I doubt anyone would mind either.

But how would people have reacted if she tried picking her kids up from school, grabbing a McDonald's or picki g fresh fruit for Tesco's dressed like that?

I'm imagining, exactly like they have here."

I hope she got consent from all the people she was flashing her tits at…..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"God hope some of the women on this site don't go top less."

What, in Tesco? Pretty sure if I rocked up to Tesco topless, the police would be called. I can't imagine any women choosing to go shopping with her boobs out. On the beach? An entirely different scenario, as is the topless dudes thing (which is fine on the beach etc). OP mentioned the school playground - would you be happy to see topless Mums waiting outside your kid's classroom? I very much doubt it.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"I could’ve sworn I read a post recently about a model / actress attending a premier the other day in a shear see through dress that clearly showed all of her tits.

But god forbid a bloke posting about being topless on the hottest day of the year and the pitchforks come out. Talk about moving the goalposts FFS

At a movie premiere yeah. He could have been topless there, and I doubt anyone would mind either.

But how would people have reacted if she tried picking her kids up from school, grabbing a McDonald's or picki g fresh fruit for Tesco's dressed like that?

I'm imagining, exactly like they have here."

Don’t move the goalposts to suit your narrative. It’s either right or it’s wrong. Stick with one and stand by it. You can’t bash the bloke and then in the same sentence say but it’s OK to do it in a different environment. This just proves my point FFS.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They sell food in tesco. Hygiene.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could’ve sworn I read a post recently about a model / actress attending a premier the other day in a shear see through dress that clearly showed all of her tits.

But god forbid a bloke posting about being topless on the hottest day of the year and the pitchforks come out. Talk about moving the goalposts FFS

At a movie premiere yeah. He could have been topless there, and I doubt anyone would mind either.

But how would people have reacted if she tried picking her kids up from school, grabbing a McDonald's or picki g fresh fruit for Tesco's dressed like that?

I'm imagining, exactly like they have here.

It doesn't take a genius to work out it can be acceptable in some settings and not others. Most supermarkets require you to be fully clothed before you enter a that is perfectly reasonable so it doesn't prove your argument at all. If the people running the event the woman attended without a top on thought it was acceptable that's OK. To complain you are not allowed in somewhere because you don't fit the dress code seems silly.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman over a year ago

Newcastle

And then we open up the whole ‘free the nipple’ argument. Why is mans naked nipples ok to be out in public, but not a woman’s? Why are womens nipples sexualised but not mens?

Personally I agree with most of the comments that there’s a time and a place… the beach, in the garden, sunbathing in a park perhaps, but no one (well, almost no one lol) wants to see nipples (male or female) when they’re doing their food shop. It takes two seconds to chuck on a vest or a tshirt. You’d be cold in certain supermarket aisles anyways

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"I could’ve sworn I read a post recently about a model / actress attending a premier the other day in a shear see through dress that clearly showed all of her tits.

But god forbid a bloke posting about being topless on the hottest day of the year and the pitchforks come out. Talk about moving the goalposts FFS

At a movie premiere yeah. He could have been topless there, and I doubt anyone would mind either.

But how would people have reacted if she tried picking her kids up from school, grabbing a McDonald's or picki g fresh fruit for Tesco's dressed like that?

I'm imagining, exactly like they have here.

WTF? It's you moving the goal posts, from Schools and Tescos to a Film Premiere!

I was keeping it the same and saying in those situations the responses would have been the same whether it was a man or women.

Is it exceptable to be in swimming costumes at the beach? - yes. In a nursery or at a funeral parlour? - no.

Environment and situation IS important!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask yourself, would Cary Grant do it? He had style. Follow his mantra, and do nothing to ruffle feathers in public

Comment of the day!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hate seeing f***ing man boobs everywhere. I don't get why guys think they can get away with wearing fuck all is acceptable. Dick

Heads.

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By *hoirCouple over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Ask yourself, would Cary Grant do it? He had style. Follow his mantra, and do nothing to ruffle feathers in public

Do nothing to ruffle feathers? Society progresses from the actions of those who dare ruffle said feathers.

Ruffle away.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I could’ve sworn I read a post recently about a model / actress attending a premier the other day in a shear see through dress that clearly showed all of her tits.

But god forbid a bloke posting about being topless on the hottest day of the year and the pitchforks come out. Talk about moving the goalposts FFS

You did see an actress in a sheer top the other day.

Not a public event, ticket/invitation only, with a dress code. Also, its not Tescos.

That dress complied with the dress code.

Winston

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By *orny DeucesCouple over a year ago

Mansfield

You did see an actress in a sheer top the other day.

Not a public event, ticket/invitation only, with a dress code. Also, its not Tescos.

That dress complied with the dress code.

Winston"

Would also say said actress fulfilled her contractual obligation to promote the media the event was for by wearing such attire, she wasn't the first nor will she be the last to do so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They sell food in tesco. Hygiene."

You achieve hygiene by washing it.

Or do you believe the human hair, exposed skin and breath of normal customers is somehow more hygienic than the male nipple?

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

"This advert is made for this post ROFL

https://youtu.be/h-Lx2ihpGbc"

Case closed

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By *omblingFreeCouple over a year ago

The Village

Society in general does seem to have an unreasonable dislike for the male nipple and male ankle. But why would you want to go in any supermarket without your shirt on? It's cold in those chilled food aisles. Last time I was in Lidl my nipples nearly poked a hole through my shirt they we're that stiff.

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By *omblingFreeCouple over a year ago

The Village

I forgot to sign 'Mr'. Just in case anyone got unduly excited by my previous post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I agree with others, put a shirt on. There's a time and place to be topless and in a supermarket isn't one of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's because they don't want your sweaty pits dripping on the food.

Basic health and safety

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

chichester

I walked around Morrisons / Asda / Tesco / Halfords in my swimsuit most of week inbetween being on beach / outdoors sunbathing/ exercising.

Only once did I get asked if I had anything to cover my boobs up more with as my costume is very cleavage happy , when I said no the guy just asked me to please try shop fast as i may give the old boys a heart attack. Made me and my friend chuckle

Saw so many guys just in shorts and no tops on and quite a few women / girls in tiny thong bikinis. I think down here at coast no one really bats an eyelid. Now if I was back in Swindon my guess would be store guards may ask you to cover up cleavage / chest etc

I did see lots of people on shirts with huge sweat marks all over / dripping which I find more off putting than a topless guy grabbing a cheese sandwich and crisps .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's because they don't want your sweaty pits dripping on the food.

Basic health and safety"
ok il wear a vest to pick food oh wait the pits

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By *rickie-dickieMan over a year ago

South Durham

Classy, almost as classy as women walking around the supermarket in PJs. Do you have Right Said Fred playing in your head as you admire yourself in any or every reflective surface?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Classy, almost as classy as women walking around the supermarket in PJs. Do you have Right Said Fred playing in your head as you admire yourself in any or every reflective surface? "
far too busy breathing in to think of music no point with the reflections nothing matches my magic mirror

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"I could’ve sworn I read a post recently about a model / actress attending a premier the other day in a shear see through dress that clearly showed all of her tits.

But god forbid a bloke posting about being topless on the hottest day of the year and the pitchforks come out. Talk about moving the goalposts FFS

At a movie premiere yeah. He could have been topless there, and I doubt anyone would mind either.

But how would people have reacted if she tried picking her kids up from school, grabbing a McDonald's or picki g fresh fruit for Tesco's dressed like that?

I'm imagining, exactly like they have here.

So let me get this right. The said photograph that I mentioned did appear in a news media platform that is easily accessible to young people. But as you say it’s acceptable cause the organisers of the event said so. It certainly doesn’t take a genius to see that you’d kick up a right stink if your young person was ogling the photo you’d certainly have a different opinion then.

I can imagine the conversation now ‘it’s OK Tilly, the organisers of the event said that’s perfectly acceptable for her to walk around with her boobs out, you continue to look at her she’s beautiful’ but as a bloke walked past with his top off ‘turn away Tilly, don’t look at that disgusting vile man, how dare he’.

Genius you say. FFS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently Lidl has a dress code too:

Lidl told The Sun its only dress code requirement is that customers wear shoes.

It said: “We can confirm that other than footwear for healthy and safety purposes, we don’t have any specific rules in place relating to clothing in our stores.”

I'm only shopping at Lidl from now on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In some the stores round here wish they would have a dress code seeing 24stone Brian walking in just in shorts with beer belly to the ground and hairy arse on show and sunburn as he is on his holidays really isn't pleasant, usually accompanied by screaming kids and minger Mrs

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

"In some the stores round here wish they would have a dress code seeing 24stone Brian walking in just in shorts with beer belly to the ground and hairy arse on show and sunburn as he is on his holidays really isn't pleasant, usually accompanied by screaming kids and minger Mrs"

You just described what I see doing my weekly shop, u following me? Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You just described what I see doing my weekly shop, u following me? Ha ha "

Well you know I love stalking you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because you have to follow the rules……unlike the few who think they make their own rules!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one wants to see that! Wear cotton if you're hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This advert is made for this post ROFL

https://youtu.be/h-Lx2ihpGbc"

Brilliant!

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By *ndiiiMan over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

"Convention and courtesy come to mind.

I've been naked all day at Eureka but that is a nudist camp, not a supermarket.

Going shirtless in most urban situations looks chavvy anyway!"

100% agree

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Getting your boobs out in public might constitute outraging public decency, that can carry a custodial sentence!

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/woman-54-exposed-breasts-pleasured-24538076?int_source=nba

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Getting your boobs out in public might constitute outraging public decency, that can carry a custodial sentence!

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/woman-54-exposed-breasts-pleasured-24538076?int_source=nba"

Different story if it was someone from hot pics

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Getting your boobs out in public might constitute outraging public decency, that can carry a custodial sentence!

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/woman-54-exposed-breasts-pleasured-24538076?int_source=nba

Different story if it was someone from hot pics "

You think?! I don't.

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"Getting your boobs out in public might constitute outraging public decency, that can carry a custodial sentence!

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/woman-54-exposed-breasts-pleasured-24538076?int_source=nba"

It was probably more the fact that she started having a wank than having her boobs out.

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"I could’ve sworn I read a post recently about a model / actress attending a premier the other day in a shear see through dress that clearly showed all of her tits.

But god forbid a bloke posting about being topless on the hottest day of the year and the pitchforks come out. Talk about moving the goalposts FFS

At a movie premiere yeah. He could have been topless there, and I doubt anyone would mind either.

But how would people have reacted if she tried picking her kids up from school, grabbing a McDonald's or picki g fresh fruit for Tesco's dressed like that?

I'm imagining, exactly like they have here.

Genius you say. FFS

Surely any issue with photos appearing on a news platform would be an issue with the news platform showing them and nothing to do with the act and the event?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Getting your boobs out in public might constitute outraging public decency, that can carry a custodial sentence!

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/woman-54-exposed-breasts-pleasured-24538076?int_source=nba

It was probably more the fact that she started having a wank than having her boobs out."

Possibly, but I think getting your boobs out in a public place would still cause consternation. If women can't (from a societal perspective) go topless in the street, then why can blokes? Why is the female chest considered to be so different? We all have nipples because of the way embryos develop before the Y chromosome kicks in.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Getting your boobs out in public might constitute outraging public decency, that can carry a custodial sentence!

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/woman-54-exposed-breasts-pleasured-24538076?int_source=nba

Different story if it was someone from hot pics

You think?! I don't. "

Excluding the wank. Will have to wait until the next heatwave

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Getting your boobs out in public might constitute outraging public decency, that can carry a custodial sentence!

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/woman-54-exposed-breasts-pleasured-24538076?int_source=nba

Different story if it was someone from hot pics

You think?! I don't.

Excluding the wank. Will have to wait until the next heatwave "

Should I give it a go? Topless wheelchair user in the streets of Manc?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Getting your boobs out in public might constitute outraging public decency, that can carry a custodial sentence!

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/woman-54-exposed-breasts-pleasured-24538076?int_source=nba

It was probably more the fact that she started having a wank than having her boobs out.

Get out of here with your science. We don't stand for that around here...

Experts. Pfft.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Getting your boobs out in public might constitute outraging public decency, that can carry a custodial sentence!

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/woman-54-exposed-breasts-pleasured-24538076?int_source=nba

It was probably more the fact that she started having a wank than having her boobs out.

Because it's not the same thing is it. Womens tits are for leering at, squeezing, licking, wanking over, fucking, spunking over. They have literally no other use whatsoever.

Men's nipples on show merely prove that they are manly men.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Getting your boobs out in public might constitute outraging public decency, that can carry a custodial sentence!

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/woman-54-exposed-breasts-pleasured-24538076?int_source=nba

It was probably more the fact that she started having a wank than having her boobs out.

Because it's not the same thing is it. Womens tits are for leering at, squeezing, licking, wanking over, fucking, spunking over. They have literally no other use whatsoever.

Men's nipples on show merely prove that they are manly men. "

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

I’m a bit confused as to why you didn’t have a shirt or top with you, rather than resorting to a coat from the boot.

Even when I’m at a nude beach or Eurekas, some cover up attire isn’t far away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Getting your boobs out in public might constitute outraging public decency, that can carry a custodial sentence!

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/woman-54-exposed-breasts-pleasured-24538076?int_source=nba

Different story if it was someone from hot pics

You think?! I don't.

Excluding the wank. Will have to wait until the next heatwave

Should I give it a go? Topless wheelchair user in the streets of Manc? "

You have free will so do if you must

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Getting your boobs out in public might constitute outraging public decency, that can carry a custodial sentence!

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/woman-54-exposed-breasts-pleasured-24538076?int_source=nba

Different story if it was someone from hot pics

You think?! I don't.

Excluding the wank. Will have to wait until the next heatwave

Should I give it a go? Topless wheelchair user in the streets of Manc?

You have free will so do if you must"

I'll think about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m a bit confused as to why you didn’t have a shirt or top with you, rather than resorting to a coat from the boot.

Even when I’m at a nude beach or Eurekas, some cover up attire isn’t far away.

"
id just had a shower left my vest at home on the bed as i was in a rush had to go somewhere in the car before i did my shopping but like the tv shows where people go out in the wrong shoes or tshirt back to front

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sure you can put your shirt on for the few minutes you'll be in the supermarket.

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"So i can pick my kids up at school

I can walk the streets

I can walk on a beach or a park

I can dance on a stage

I can go in the corner shop or the pub or a maccies

But fuck me if the guards dont pitch a bitch fit and threaten to bar you if you go in tescos without a shirt on

what is the world coming to do i need to put little xs on my boobies

fuckin loosers"

Good. Thankfully they do. What makes anyone think going shopping topless is acceptable?

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By *penbicoupleCouple over a year ago

Northampton

" ban it for all things or none things i just had to do my shopping in a bloody coat "

Well, that's clearly your own fault. You had a t-shirt with you, but not a coat?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shop at Walmart. You can wear, or not wear literally anything. Feel free to Google images of Walmart customers for reference.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a bit confused as to why you didn’t have a shirt or top with you, rather than resorting to a coat from the boot.

Even when I’m at a nude beach or Eurekas, some cover up attire isn’t far away.

id just had a shower left my vest at home on the bed as i was in a rush had to go somewhere in the car before i did my shopping but like the tv shows where people go out in the wrong shoes or tshirt back to front "

Make good choices op and pack a overnight bag for the boot in case you get a FAF message whilst out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m a bit confused as to why you didn’t have a shirt or top with you, rather than resorting to a coat from the boot.

Even when I’m at a nude beach or Eurekas, some cover up attire isn’t far away.

Make good choices op and pack a overnight bag for the boot in case you get a FAF message whilst out "
faf aint gonna cut it these days dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" ban it for all things or none things i just had to do my shopping in a bloody coat

Well, that's clearly your own fault. You had a t-shirt with you, but not a coat?! "
i keep my coat in the boot incase of rain as it hasnt rained on me in weeks iv never felt the need to keep a vest incase of shopping trips

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"Why would you want to be any of this places half dressed? Is it hard to put a t-shirt on?

Pxxnormally i would wear a vest this is the first time iv gone topless outside in years as im fat and its hot and id just had a shower but many times iv seen groups of teens shirless in the last couple weeks at all these spots the school one iv seen lads multiple times collect there kids shirtless i used to do with the oldest years ago whats changed yet again i miss the memos"

Sometimes in life you don't need a memo though to choose what you wear to school to collect your children. Imagine their teachers decided to go topless. Bizarre.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm sure you can put your shirt on for the few minutes you'll be in the supermarket. "
i could if i would have had one hell id have probly even bought one but i wasnt allowed in either way lol no point buying one once i got the coat on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why would you want to be any of this places half dressed? Is it hard to put a t-shirt on?

Sometimes in life you don't need a memo though to choose what you wear to school to collect your children. Imagine their teachers decided to go topless. Bizarre. "
staff get paid to wear clothing im sure it will be in the terms of employment parents arnt employed by the school its the kids with a uniform not parents

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"Some gold here. It's filthy to be topless but you can walk wherever you like in filthy clothes!?!

Tesco is all about common respect, standards and decency

I'd love to see the reactions by people here to the shoppers in Cap D'Agde

Well I guess if people were shopping in a nudist resort they might not be surprised if people were nude? But as they weren't...

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By *penbicoupleCouple over a year ago

Northampton

"i keep my coat in the boot incase of rain as it hasnt rained on me in weeks iv never felt the need to keep a vest incase of shopping trips"

As I said, your fault. You didn't plan very well.

I'm glad supermarkets make guys put tops on. I think it's gross that your McDonald's doesn't. And completely unacceptable that the school didn't.

Maybe more consideration for others and less "woe is me"?

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"Who knew there was a dress code for supermarket shopping

exactly who would know this "

Yes who would know you have to dress appropriately to collect kids from school or shop or anything. I can see the challenge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i keep my coat in the boot incase of rain as it hasnt rained on me in weeks iv never felt the need to keep a vest incase of shopping trips

As I said, your fault. You didn't plan very well.

I'm glad supermarkets make guys put tops on. I think it's gross that your McDonald's doesn't. And completely unacceptable that the school didn't.

Maybe more consideration for others and less "woe is me"?"
why should i care about others i feel no woe

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

Winston and I have an impending "platonic man-date". We're bringing along our "bag for life" shopping bags and starting off at Fortnum and Mason, Partridges (fine grocers), then Selfridges food hall and finishing off at Davidoff™ for our smokers' requisites (cue smoking jacket).

We will abide by any statutory dress codes along the way.

Apart from Harrod's™ because they ask for all backpacks to be removed and carried by hand. Fuck 'em!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Who knew there was a dress code for supermarket shopping

exactly who would know this

Yes who would know you have to dress appropriately to collect kids from school or shop or anything. I can see the challenge. "

It blows my mind that anyone has to be told that they have to be dressed in public.

Well, anyone over about the age of four.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some gold here. It's filthy to be topless but you can walk wherever you like in filthy clothes!?!

Tesco is all about common respect, standards and decency

I'd love to see the reactions by people here to the shoppers in Cap D'Agde

Well I guess if people were shopping in a nudist resort they might not be surprised if people were nude? But as they weren't... "

To be honest it was still a bit of a surprise.

But nothing like the shock of seeing a bare torso in Tesco

And the legs! Naked legs everywhere. And arms. But the faces are the worst. Exposed dribbling lips, snotty noses, dandruff and ear wax all dripping over the fresh veg.

Just awful. Cover yourselves people. We need standards in our supermarkets. Standards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who knew there was a dress code for supermarket shopping

exactly who would know this

Yes who would know you have to dress appropriately to collect kids from school or shop or anything. I can see the challenge.

It blows my mind that anyone has to be told that they have to be dressed in public.

Well, anyone over about the age of four."
my centre yesterday 100s of people were shirtless in and out of the pubs as they are most sunny days same at sport events even the posh ones like the cricket so no wearing only shorts isnt as extraordinary as is being made out here at all i immagine most city centre hubs are the same i think theres a little more fake outrage and image control going on this thread than anything

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"I could’ve sworn I read a post recently about a model / actress attending a premier the other day in a shear see through dress that clearly showed all of her tits.

But god forbid a bloke posting about being topless on the hottest day of the year and the pitchforks come out. Talk about moving the goalposts FFS

At a movie premiere yeah. He could have been topless there, and I doubt anyone would mind either.

But how would people have reacted if she tried picking her kids up from school, grabbing a McDonald's or picki g fresh fruit for Tesco's dressed like that?

I'm imagining, exactly like they have here.

Genius you say. FFS

Surely any issue with photos appearing on a news platform would be an issue with the news platform showing them and nothing to do with the act and the event? "

I refer back to my original comment of you moving the goal posts. Mine are cemented in place and you can’t move them

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Great thread everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I could’ve sworn I read a post recently about a model / actress attending a premier the other day in a shear see through dress that clearly showed all of her tits.

But god forbid a bloke posting about being topless on the hottest day of the year and the pitchforks come out. Talk about moving the goalposts FFS

At a movie premiere yeah. He could have been topless there, and I doubt anyone would mind either.

But how would people have reacted if she tried picking her kids up from school, grabbing a McDonald's or picki g fresh fruit for Tesco's dressed like that?

I'm imagining, exactly like they have here.

Genius you say. FFS

Surely any issue with photos appearing on a news platform would be an issue with the news platform showing them and nothing to do with the act and the event?

I refer back to my original comment of you moving the goal posts. Mine are cemented in place and you can’t move them

"
like a chicago boot job

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"Some gold here. It's filthy to be topless but you can walk wherever you like in filthy clothes!?!

Tesco is all about common respect, standards and decency

I'd love to see the reactions by people here to the shoppers in Cap D'Agde

Well I guess if people were shopping in a nudist resort they might not be surprised if people were nude? But as they weren't...

To be honest it was still a bit of a surprise.

But nothing like the shock of seeing a bare torso in Tesco

And the legs! Naked legs everywhere. And arms. But the faces are the worst. Exposed dribbling lips, snotty noses, dandruff and ear wax all dripping over the fresh veg.

Just awful. Cover yourselves people. We need standards in our supermarkets. Standards."

We need standards in our communities. Why should I care what others do or think? Because we share a society and we all get along A bit better without people being selfish and disrespectful of others.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good discussion everyone

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