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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! " I think you forgot to mention how all couples onm here are only on here because the man can;t satisfy them and need a handsome young stud to show them how it's done properly... | |||
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"LMAO Well said fella. It's nice to see people post what they really think" About time us blokes grow some balls! lol | |||
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"you are a good looking lad, what are you moaning at... the less attractive will be q'ing round the block for you. " Eeerrmmmm....I don't think so haha | |||
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"you are a good looking lad, what are you moaning at... the less attractive will be q'ing round the block for you. " I doubt if anyone will queue now | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... ha ha! Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! I think you forgot to mention how all couples onm here are only on here because the man can;t satisfy them and need a handsome young stud to show them how it's done properly... " | |||
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"I believe it is supposed to be a tongue firmly in cheek thread, however, I could be wrong! " You reckon? | |||
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"I believe it is supposed to be a tongue firmly in cheek thread, however, I could be wrong! " Think you are right, he is very feisty for a Shetland pony | |||
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"I don't do pity shags. But I do do all the gym bunnies who truly prefer a woman with curves and a filthy attitude. I am blatantly here for the single guys and don't moan about them in general. But I will complain about specifics. Like the ones who change their age to tell me I can't handle them. Or the ones who send "wanna fuck" then get miffed when I say no thanks. And the ones who are too special to meet a random stranger off the internet in a public place briefly and insist they should be given my postcode so they can cone over and shag me senseless/murder me with an axe and eat my cat... " bravissimo xxx | |||
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"I don't do pity shags. But I do do all the gym bunnies who truly prefer a woman with curves and a filthy attitude. I am blatantly here for the single guys and don't moan about them in general. But I will complain about specifics. Like the ones who change their age to tell me I can't handle them. Or the ones who send "wanna fuck" then get miffed when I say no thanks. And the ones who are too special to meet a random stranger off the internet in a public place briefly and insist they should be given my postcode so they can cone over and shag me senseless/murder me with an axe and eat my cat... " It's not your cat they want to eat | |||
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"I have met some very nice looking gentlemen. Do you think I should fuck a few fuglies to bring down the average to nearer my level??? " Oops was meant to be a smiley face after fat fingers | |||
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" So many guys agree they keep inboxing me! ha ha" they want to suck your cock | |||
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"I just read a thread moaning theres to many single guys on here! All I can say is your all lucky theres internet cause you would all be getting fucked by shreks if there wasnt! ha ha So many guys agree they keep inboxing me! ha ha" I hope you've invested in a blow up doll, you might be needing it lol | |||
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" So many guys agree they keep inboxing me! ha ha they want to suck your cock" | |||
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"Or maybe guys are desperate so will shag anything offered to them!" exactly guys just want sex there and then....... most would shag anything | |||
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"I just read a thread moaning theres to many single guys on here! All I can say is your all lucky theres internet cause you would all be getting fucked by shreks if there wasnt! ha ha So many guys agree they keep inboxing me! ha ha" yeah but those guys are clever keeping on the down low....still a chance of a shag that way | |||
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"I just read a thread moaning theres to many single guys on here! All I can say is your all lucky theres internet cause you would all be getting fucked by shreks if there wasnt! ha ha So many guys agree they keep inboxing me! ha ha I hope you've invested in a blow up doll, you might be needing it lol " | |||
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"Or maybe guys are desperate so will shag anything offered to them! exactly guys just want sex there and then....... most would shag anything " not in swinging, they mostly have standards and never deviate.. link to another thread. although, I do agree | |||
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"dont think may will be joining this 'bedbouncer' any time soon " , see I did remember the EA undies | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! " so are you saying that you shag below your normal standard here because there are less women and couples... wow....... I haven't looked at your profile... but i really hope that you have not got your verifications showing... because they wouldn't probably be impressed right now | |||
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"I just read a thread moaning theres to many single guys on here! All I can say is your all lucky theres internet cause you would all be getting fucked by shreks if there wasnt! ha ha So many guys agree they keep inboxing me! ha ha" That's a result then. I mean if you were on here to shag men this thread would be a resounding success with all that attention then... | |||
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"I just read a thread moaning theres to many single guys on here! All I can say is your all lucky theres internet cause you would all be getting fucked by shreks if there wasnt! ha ha So many guys agree they keep inboxing me! ha ha" Seriously mate, you ain't exactly supermodel standards yourself... | |||
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"I believe it is supposed to be a tongue firmly in cheek thread, however, I could be wrong! " I thought that until I read this post: "ha ha ha truth hurts!!! " | |||
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"I just read a thread moaning theres to many single guys on here! All I can say is your all lucky theres internet cause you would all be getting fucked by shreks if there wasnt! ha ha So many guys agree they keep inboxing me! ha ha That's a result then. I mean if you were on here to shag men this thread would be a resounding success with all that attention then..." mate this thread was a success iv had some really goodlooking girls/couples inbox me. shame most people wont speak there mind as worried about getting lynched! | |||
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"It sounds like the "wee man" isn't getting enough attention " | |||
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" mate this thread was a success iv had some really goodlooking girls/couples inbox me. shame most people wont speak there mind as worried about getting lynched!" ahhhh the convenience of support through the inbox eh....why are they scared to show their support on here i wonder???? | |||
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" shame most people wont speak there mind as worried about getting lynched!" now, that has never been a problem for me...... | |||
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" I hope you've invested in a blow up doll, you might be needing it lol " I'd buy two if I were him so he has redundancy in case of a puncture. Wolf | |||
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" mate this thread was a success iv had some really goodlooking girls/couples inbox me. shame most people wont speak there mind as worried about getting lynched! ahhhh the convenience of support through the inbox eh....why are they scared to show their support on here i wonder????" | |||
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" That's a result then. I mean if you were on here to shag men this thread would be a resounding success with all that attention then... mate this thread was a success iv had some really goodlooking girls/couples inbox me. shame most people wont speak there mind as worried about getting lynched!" It's not a success till you actually get some pussy. Are all these good looking girls suspiciously good looking with surprisingly professional pics? | |||
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"I can't see that anyone in particular has been insulted, so not sure what to look at lol" i'm not insulted in the slightest....but feel free to look hehe | |||
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" I think you forgot to mention how all couples onm here are only on here because the man can;t satisfy them and need a handsome young stud to show them how it's done properly... " Its a more common problem than we originally thought then | |||
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"I can't see that anyone in particular has been insulted, so not sure what to look at lol i'm not insulted in the slightest....but feel free to look hehe" I already perv'd your profile hun | |||
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" That's a result then. I mean if you were on here to shag men this thread would be a resounding success with all that attention then... mate this thread was a success iv had some really goodlooking girls/couples inbox me. shame most people wont speak there mind as worried about getting lynched! It's not a success till you actually get some pussy. Are all these good looking girls suspiciously good looking with surprisingly professional pics? " | |||
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" If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! " Ha ha ha ha that's good...... And true | |||
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"now the time for some help.. I remember your previous times on here, you have always been a decent polite guy: I remember you asking for advice on how to get accommodation during tough times and lovely discussions your family. You may have posted tongue in cheek but don't fuck it up.... you are a good looking lad, be yourself... select people who meet your standards and never knock the people who don't dignity at all costs" Well said | |||
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"I think most the complaints are aimed at the single guys that just send "fancy a fuck" messages instead of trying to actually strike up a conversation with females or couples!! Or they only address the females of a couple and act like the male doesn't exist!!! But I could be wrong but that's how I see it " here here, | |||
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" If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! Ha ha ha ha that's good...... And true " but who is that stat a reflection on? The single women and couples who get to meet hot guys, or the hot guys who reckon they can pull with ease when they are out yet chose to ome on here and bump uglies with the fuglies??? | |||
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"Off to the shops to get a very big supply of paper bags, if I hand them out to my men friends, they wont have to look at my old ugly face when giving me one.....simple " Nothing worse than kissing a paper bag!! | |||
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"now the time for some help.. I remember your previous times on here, you have always been a decent polite guy: I remember you asking for advice on how to get accommodation during tough times and lovely discussions your family. You may have posted tongue in cheek but don't fuck it up.... you are a good looking lad, be yourself... select people who meet your standards and never knock the people who don't dignity at all costs" . The wise has spoken! | |||
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"Off to the shops to get a very big supply of paper bags, if I hand them out to my men friends, they wont have to look at my old ugly face when giving me one.....simple Nothing worse than kissing a paper bag!! " Then I'll cut a hole in it | |||
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"I just read a thread moaning theres to many single guys on here! All I can say is your all lucky theres internet cause you would all be getting fucked by shreks if there wasnt! ha ha So many guys agree they keep inboxing me! ha ha That's a result then. I mean if you were on here to shag men this thread would be a resounding success with all that attention then..." haha | |||
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"Ha ha ha funny how you women seem to think if a single male speaks his mind he must not be getting any sex...... lol Trust me its the guys that come on here and agree with everything you say that are desperate.... " as if! | |||
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"yes people cheekymonkeynew has done a survey on 100% of the people on here since joining 2 weeks ago and the poles are in drum role please 0.01% think he’s right and single men are doing all the cpls and single women a service by actually letting them meet a single guy 99.99% think its a total load of bollox what has been posted by the opp watch out for his next pole Ffs get a grip man" | |||
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"now the time for some help.. I remember your previous times on here, you have always been a decent polite guy: I remember you asking for advice on how to get accommodation during tough times and lovely discussions your family. You may have posted tongue in cheek but don't fuck it up.... you are a good looking lad, be yourself... select people who meet your standards and never knock the people who don't dignity at all costs" nope... I think that ship has sailed... I am sure when he realises the "jcb size" hole he has dug for himself with the little green arrow that will always come back to haunt him..... we will see "user no longer on site" and wait 7 days to come up with the new "him"...... | |||
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"yes people cheekymonkeynew has done a survey on 100% of the people on here since joining 2 weeks ago and the poles are in drum role please 0.01% think he’s right and single men are doing all the cpls and single women a service by actually letting them meet a single guy 99.99% think its a total load of bollox what has been posted by the opp watch out for his next pole Ffs get a grip man " lol thats bullshit! 99% hmmmm something tels me you made that up! | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! " And yet your profile states you're respectful?! Some guys will think I'm ugly...some won't. Tend to spot the fakers a mile off as they insist on saying how beautiful I am before they've even seen a face pic, they get a no thanks from me as I don't want to meet someone who has an 'any holes a goal' mentality. There are a few on here with that mentality, and one or two may have slipped through the net and used me for that purpose, but surely they are the pathetic ones for fucking someone they wouldn't normally meet whereas I have never had to let my 'standards' slip and have sex with anyone I haven't found attractive. I couldn't get aroused by someone I wasn't attracted to both physically and mentally...I've had conversations with some very good looking guys, but haven't arranged to meet them cos they're as dull as dishwater and reliant on their looks to get shags, which I find a bit sad to be honest. If you're happy to fuck anything with a pulse then good luck, but not everyone on here is...and I think those that are usually end up with disappointing meets. | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! And yet your profile states you're respectful?! Some guys will think I'm ugly...some won't. Tend to spot the fakers a mile off as they insist on saying how beautiful I am before they've even seen a face pic, they get a no thanks from me as I don't want to meet someone who has an 'any holes a goal' mentality. There are a few on here with that mentality, and one or two may have slipped through the net and used me for that purpose, but surely they are the pathetic ones for fucking someone they wouldn't normally meet whereas I have never had to let my 'standards' slip and have sex with anyone I haven't found attractive. I couldn't get aroused by someone I wasn't attracted to both physically and mentally...I've had conversations with some very good looking guys, but haven't arranged to meet them cos they're as dull as dishwater and reliant on their looks to get shags, which I find a bit sad to be honest. If you're happy to fuck anything with a pulse then good luck, but not everyone on here is...and I think those that are usually end up with disappointing meets." | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! And yet your profile states you're respectful?! Some guys will think I'm ugly...some won't. Tend to spot the fakers a mile off as they insist on saying how beautiful I am before they've even seen a face pic, they get a no thanks from me as I don't want to meet someone who has an 'any holes a goal' mentality. There are a few on here with that mentality, and one or two may have slipped through the net and used me for that purpose, but surely they are the pathetic ones for fucking someone they wouldn't normally meet whereas I have never had to let my 'standards' slip and have sex with anyone I haven't found attractive. I couldn't get aroused by someone I wasn't attracted to both physically and mentally...I've had conversations with some very good looking guys, but haven't arranged to meet them cos they're as dull as dishwater and reliant on their looks to get shags, which I find a bit sad to be honest. If you're happy to fuck anything with a pulse then good luck, but not everyone on here is...and I think those that are usually end up with disappointing meets." | |||
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"Well in my opinion I don’t think the OP is way off the mark whether tongue in cheek or otherwise. There are certainly many women (not all) on here who, by either looking at their pics, profile text or their posts, really do think they are ‘all that’. Whether you are attractive or otherwise (all subjective clearly), if you are female then certainly there will be stacks of men queuing for a shag and its most likely (I said most likely – that doesn’t mean always) got nothing to do with looks, personality or wit and if women think it is then in my opinion most are delusional. But then again if females are allowed the pick due to supply and demand, then hey ho – way to go I say. So there you go, head above the parapet from a female member of FAB! " Well said!!!! | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! " Well I thought it was funny..... I like your style. And to be honest you are far from the first person to say it, though usually people are being a lot more serious than you have been. The interesting thing is the difference in how people bite when it is a single guy saying it as to when it has been a woman or couple saying the same thing in the past. | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! Well I thought it was funny..... I like your style. And to be honest you are far from the first person to say it, though usually people are being a lot more serious than you have been. The interesting thing is the difference in how people bite when it is a single guy saying it as to when it has been a woman or couple saying the same thing in the past." Thank you!!! | |||
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"OP bet your mum is buying you a drum kit for Christmas, if not she should. I bought my son one to bash out his frustrations on, to make a lot of useless noise and grab attention with. He's outgrown it now he's 14 maybe your mum would like to make me an offer for it? " Clearly this woman gets fucked by a lot of guys out her league.... You lucky thing you! Go knock em dead!!! | |||
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"OP bet your mum is buying you a drum kit for Christmas, if not she should. I bought my son one to bash out his frustrations on, to make a lot of useless noise and grab attention with. He's outgrown it now he's 14 maybe your mum would like to make me an offer for it? Clearly this woman gets fucked by a lot of guys out her league.... You lucky thing you! Go knock em dead!!!" I'm in the premier league so have to knock-back many guys who ask for a meet. Cruel I know but someone has to tell them their good looks and fit young bodies can't always compete with experience and maturity. | |||
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"Can anyone point me in the direction of a site where the bias is the other way round. I wouldn't mind a bulging inbox, and I could afford to be picky...." It dont exist mate! This is my point there really lucky just dont relise it! I would love it if some women out my league wanted to come slum it and fuck me! ha ha | |||
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"fucking classic! dunno if true, i don't lower my standards just cos on fab, tho there are plenty stunners to chose from" You know its true!!!! ha ha | |||
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"fucking classic! dunno if true, i don't lower my standards just cos on fab, tho there are plenty stunners to chose from" not if you live near Lands End dude, if they're fit they must be on holiday | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! " I think good on ya for posting what you think mate and I do agree with you that there are many women on here who get meets that simply wouldnt happen out there in the real world of bars and nightclubs etc On here it can be as private and discreet as you want it to be and can shag a munter that you wouldnt even be seen daring to chat up in front of your mates. But while its a true comment it does go against the grain of having to only post warm fuzzy soppy threads praising everything and everyone | |||
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" ahhhh the convenience of support through the inbox eh....why are they scared to show their support on here i wonder????" I Inbox'd the OP to tell him he gave me a big laugh this sunday afternoon at the expense of all the high horsed people on here. He is right. But it is the desperate men fueled by loose testosterone that runs it. Lets be honest here though. A man has the capacity to fuck anything and you shouldn't under estimate it. The world of online dating/sex and the club/bar scene is a woman's arena and hell, if I were approached by 5 women I could easily have sex with every time I go out I think I'd create an ego that isn't a true reflection. I was on here before , left and decided to take a more realistic approach when I came back, its pretty fun. | |||
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"now the time for some help.. I remember your previous times on here, you have always been a decent polite guy: I remember you asking for advice on how to get accommodation during tough times and lovely discussions your family. You may have posted tongue in cheek but don't fuck it up.... you are a good looking lad, be yourself... select people who meet your standards and never knock the people who don't dignity at all costs" | |||
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"OP bet your mum is buying you a drum kit for Christmas, if not she should. I bought my son one to bash out his frustrations on, to make a lot of useless noise and grab attention with. He's outgrown it now he's 14 maybe your mum would like to make me an offer for it? Clearly this woman gets fucked by a lot of guys out her league.... You lucky thing you! Go knock em dead!!! I'm in the premier league so have to knock-back many guys who ask for a meet. Cruel I know but someone has to tell them their good looks and fit young bodies can't always compete with experience and maturity. " I'm sorry? I know sarcasm travels badly over the web but if you were as golden as you say you are then surely you understand that maturity has no boundaries when it comes to age and attitudes. But I expect that from the premier league, we here in the Champions League are quite a happy bunch. | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! " How true! In fact, you've persuaded us to ask the question, fancy a fuck? | |||
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"OP bet your mum is buying you a drum kit for Christmas, if not she should. I bought my son one to bash out his frustrations on, to make a lot of useless noise and grab attention with. He's outgrown it now he's 14 maybe your mum would like to make me an offer for it? Clearly this woman gets fucked by a lot of guys out her league.... You lucky thing you! Go knock em dead!!! I'm in the premier league so have to knock-back many guys who ask for a meet. Cruel I know but someone has to tell them their good looks and fit young bodies can't always compete with experience and maturity. I'm sorry? I know sarcasm travels badly over the web but if you were as golden as you say you are then surely you understand that maturity has no boundaries when it comes to age and attitudes. But I expect that from the premier league, we here in the Champions League are quite a happy bunch. " WhaaaaT? I'm so delicious if I were chocolate I'd eat myself! You're right though, sarcasm, like humour travels badly over the internet. You only have to read all this thread to see proof of that. | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! How true! In fact, you've persuaded us to ask the question, fancy a fuck?" No thank you good luck in your search | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! How true! In fact, you've persuaded us to ask the question, fancy a fuck? No thank you good luck in your search" Phew! That's a relief. Thought we'd actually have to meet someone | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! " Although some of that may be true it is a bit of a tar n brush statement. Tony | |||
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"And there was little ol me thinking i was all that and a bag of chips but now I find out that these good looking men are sympathy shagging me! I feel so deflated now " Don't worry, the sympathy shaggers bring chocolate. | |||
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"And there was little ol me thinking i was all that and a bag of chips but now I find out that these good looking men are sympathy shagging me! I feel so deflated now Don't worry, the sympathy shaggers bring chocolate. " Do they? Right, I'd better set a sympathy and chocolate look at me shag thread going. I only have dark chocolate cherry liqueurs in and really fancy something else. | |||
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"I will applaud you for having the balls to say what you are saying and to the guys/couples who are mailing you 'shame on you' allowing this guy to say what you would love to say but haven't the guts to say it incase you don't get a shag..... not quite sure who is displaying the worst characteristics, the people you are slagging in your pm's or you." I'd say the former... as I'd guess some are no doubt amongst those who post "it's their loss, you are stunning" to some female complaining that a guy didn't act like a performing lap dog and actually had the nerve to meet someone else/not keep in touch/cancel a meet and so on..... when it is clear the woman is keeping closer tabs on her *cough* NSA shag than MI5 could. | |||
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"I got as far as being fucked by Shrek and stopped reading. You mean there are fit, young men on here willing to fuck old, fat, ugly me? Why on earth am I only getting podgy old bald blokes then?" You've gotta go fishing. | |||
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"I will applaud you for having the balls to say what you are saying and to the guys/couples who are mailing you 'shame on you' allowing this guy to say what you would love to say but haven't the guts to say it incase you don't get a shag..... not quite sure who is displaying the worst characteristics, the people you are slagging in your pm's or you. I'd say the former... as I'd guess some are no doubt amongst those who post "it's their loss, you are stunning" to some female complaining that a guy didn't act like a performing lap dog and actually had the nerve to meet someone else/not keep in touch/cancel a meet and so on..... when it is clear the woman is keeping closer tabs on her *cough* NSA shag than MI5 could." fair point... | |||
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"I got as far as being fucked by Shrek and stopped reading. You mean there are fit, young men on here willing to fuck old, fat, ugly me? Why on earth am I only getting podgy old bald blokes then? You've gotta go fishing." I tried that once. It was really cold and the early morning start combined with the outfit led me to conclude it's not my sport of sport. | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! How true! In fact, you've persuaded us to ask the question, fancy a fuck? No thank you good luck in your search Phew! That's a relief. Thought we'd actually have to meet someone " Lucky escape there Artful...would you be the sympathy shagger or shaggee do you reckon? | |||
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"There is of course one way to test the theory: Uploading new photos always increases the messages women get.... so.... Week 1 - don't upload and count the messages. Week 2 - do nothing Week 3 - upload a face pic and count the total messages, subtract week 1 and see the difference. Week 4 - do nothing Week 5 - upload photos of tits.... and watch your inbox go mental." Week 6 - Upload lots of shoe pics and make men wonder if you want to use the shoes on them | |||
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"And there was little ol me thinking i was all that and a bag of chips but now I find out that these good looking men are sympathy shagging me! I feel so deflated now Don't worry, the sympathy shaggers bring chocolate. " Then there are those who bring chocolate and eat it in front of you. h0 h0 h0 | |||
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"Well in my opinion I don’t think the OP is way off the mark whether tongue in cheek or otherwise. There are certainly many women (not all) on here who, by either looking at their pics, profile text or their posts, really do think they are ‘all that’. Whether you are attractive or otherwise (all subjective clearly), if you are female then certainly there will be stacks of men queuing for a shag and its most likely (I said most likely – that doesn’t mean always) got nothing to do with looks, personality or wit and if women think it is then in my opinion most are delusional. But then again if females are allowed the pick due to supply and demand, then hey ho – way to go I say. So there you go, head above the parapet from a female member of FAB! " | |||
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"Yeh and I've also played with some guys I wouldn't look at twice in real world. Thing is it's all about fun here. I'm not planning on waking up every morning to them or marrying them lol" | |||
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"I've just spoken with the OP's mum and she's very upset. She said she bought him up to be grateful for what he received, be it a love boat or a tug boat. " The Love Boat was enormous | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! " Not read the thread yet just your OP but out of my or our league, not likely, you keep living in your bubble | |||
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"I would have to agree somewhat on this.. I consider myself to be fairly ugly.. (confidence is not something i have) and when i message people i.e females or couples i try to strike a canversation with both male and female of the couple and with the single female.. There is loads of guys on here.. But we are all here for a reason.. Maybe if couples and females actually striked a canversaion back then they could get to know the personality instead of judging on looks.. Yeah they has to be an attraction but as most people say personality is better than looks.. So you tell me.. Why message someone back that looks like brad pit or orlando bloom when they send a message saying "wanna fuck?" or someone like me who actually sends a message addressing both parts of the couplle.. Saying "Hey Dave & Gale, seen you on the forum and i had a look at your profile.. I see your both interested in hiking and outdoor adventures.. I am the same. What other things interest you?" So yeah.. Everyone is to fussy or are just plain rude.. But i dont care.. If they aint got the time to talk to me then i aint got time for them.. Thats the way i see it.. " we wouldnt and dont answer any mails thats start with do you wanna fuck regardless how good looking either of them are, so looks dont have a massive part to play but we must find a attraction regardless how nice polite and funny they are | |||
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"I would have to agree somewhat on this.. I consider myself to be fairly ugly.. (confidence is not something i have) and when i message people i.e females or couples i try to strike a canversation with both male and female of the couple and with the single female.. There is loads of guys on here.. But we are all here for a reason.. Maybe if couples and females actually striked a canversaion back then they could get to know the personality instead of judging on looks.. Yeah they has to be an attraction but as most people say personality is better than looks.. So you tell me.. Why message someone back that looks like brad pit or orlando bloom when they send a message saying "wanna fuck?" or someone like me who actually sends a message addressing both parts of the couplle.. Saying "Hey Dave & Gale, seen you on the forum and i had a look at your profile.. I see your both interested in hiking and outdoor adventures.. I am the same. What other things interest you?" So yeah.. Everyone is to fussy or are just plain rude.. But i dont care.. If they aint got the time to talk to me then i aint got time for them.. Thats the way i see it.. " "everyone is too fussy" Seriously? | |||
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"I would have to agree somewhat on this.. I consider myself to be fairly ugly.. (confidence is not something i have) and when i message people i.e females or couples i try to strike a canversation with both male and female of the couple and with the single female.. There is loads of guys on here.. But we are all here for a reason.. Maybe if couples and females actually striked a canversaion back then they could get to know the personality instead of judging on looks.. Yeah they has to be an attraction but as most people say personality is better than looks.. So you tell me.. Why message someone back that looks like brad pit or orlando bloom when they send a message saying "wanna fuck?" or someone like me who actually sends a message addressing both parts of the couplle.. Saying "Hey Dave & Gale, seen you on the forum and i had a look at your profile.. I see your both interested in hiking and outdoor adventures.. I am the same. What other things interest you?" So yeah.. Everyone is to fussy or are just plain rude.. But i dont care.. If they aint got the time to talk to me then i aint got time for them.. Thats the way i see it.. " some may not see past a 10 incher... | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! " I, too am really grateful for explaining what is going on here...as now I realise (and appreciate) why I get the occasional message. | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! " Would never go near a man so up his own arse... I have always found the better looking they are the worse they are in bed..... sorry, so no matter how good you look, you are out of my league, because you would bore me to tears... x | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! " You are funny, thanks for making me laugh | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! " I've never moaned about men mailing me, that there are to many or for anything else for that matter, if i had the room id invite them all to mine for a party even the ugly ones | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! " good post and v true obv the people wont admit it but i suggested somthing the same the othe day and got slaugterd bt still satnd buy it the attention the womn get on here ahs def gone to alot of there heads!! | |||
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"I think most the complaints are aimed at the single guys that just send "fancy a fuck" messages instead of trying to actually strike up a conversation with females or couples!! Or they only address the females of a couple and act like the male doesn't exist!!! But I could be wrong but that's how I see it " Wow your hot...Oh crumbs your not meeting anyone at the minute nooooooooooooooooooo | |||
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"Well in my opinion I don’t think the OP is way off the mark whether tongue in cheek or otherwise. There are certainly many women (not all) on here who, by either looking at their pics, profile text or their posts, really do think they are ‘all that’. Whether you are attractive or otherwise (all subjective clearly), if you are female then certainly there will be stacks of men queuing for a shag and its most likely (I said most likely – that doesn’t mean always) got nothing to do with looks, personality or wit and if women think it is then in my opinion most are delusional. But then again if females are allowed the pick due to supply and demand, then hey ho – way to go I say. So there you go, head above the parapet from a female member of FAB! " | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! " i'm surprised you can find the time to fuck anyone else,your already so far up your own arse. munch munch. | |||
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"hahaha someone got out the wrong side of the bed. did make me laugh " pmsl, single bed at mommies house | |||
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"hahaha someone got out the wrong side of the bed. did make me laugh pmsl, single bed at mommies house" Yes, I think so, I'd love to see the op's verifications - I am sure it/they will be from drop dead gorgeous people! Let's see - put your money where your mouth is! Z | |||
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"hahaha someone got out the wrong side of the bed. did make me laugh pmsl, single bed at mommies house Yes, I think so, I'd love to see the op's verifications - I am sure it/they will be from drop dead gorgeous people! Let's see - put your money where your mouth is! Z" | |||
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"He poked the hornets nest .....then left...... He is of course winding everyone up....." i don't think he was - little boy who had had too many rejections, Z | |||
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"He poked the hornets nest .....then left...... He is of course winding everyone up..... i don't think he was - little boy who had had too many rejections, Z" | |||
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"women and couples that moan theres to many single guys!!! You all make me laugh! If your all honest with yourselfs you will agree... 90% of you on here fuck single guys that are way out your league! its true! you would never get chatted up by the good looking guys in normal life but on here even the ugly ones have the pick of the crop! You should thank us your cashing in you lucky fuckers! If there was less single males they would be more fussy..... Lol Now come bite my head off im ready for ya!!!!! " Tempting offer | |||
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"I don't do pity shags. But I do do all the gym bunnies who truly prefer a woman with curves and a filthy attitude. I am blatantly here for the single guys and don't moan about them in general. But I will complain about specifics. Like the ones who change their age to tell me I can't handle them. Or the ones who send "wanna fuck" then get miffed when I say no thanks. And the ones who are too special to meet a random stranger off the internet in a public place briefly and insist they should be given my postcode so they can cone over and shag me senseless/murder me with an axe and eat my cat... " | |||
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"I don’t know what all the fuss is about. It’s clearly tongue in cheek quirky humour…. you know…. someone having a laugh and not taking it all too seriously. If he was being serious the only thing he’s done wrong is made his post as a broad sweeping generalisation of everyone. Anyone with any awareness of reality knows there is some truth in what he has posted… it just involves less people. I’d sooner see this than the sycophants. " Ha ha pretty much how I read it very tongue in cheek and the only reason it got bites is some felt it hit home. Sometimes I think the sense of humour is lacking here at times. | |||
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"I don’t know what all the fuss is about. It’s clearly tongue in cheek quirky humour…. you know…. someone having a laugh and not taking it all too seriously. If he was being serious the only thing he’s done wrong is made his post as a broad sweeping generalisation of everyone. Anyone with any awareness of reality knows there is some truth in what he has posted… it just involves less people. I’d sooner see this than the sycophants. Ha ha pretty much how I read it very tongue in cheek and the only reason it got bites is some felt it hit home. Sometimes I think the sense of humour is lacking here at times. " Just my _iew but having read all his posts here I think he was deadly serious, not being tongue in cheek at all. | |||
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"I don’t know what all the fuss is about. It’s clearly tongue in cheek quirky humour…. you know…. someone having a laugh and not taking it all too seriously. If he was being serious the only thing he’s done wrong is made his post as a broad sweeping generalisation of everyone. Anyone with any awareness of reality knows there is some truth in what he has posted… it just involves less people. I’d sooner see this than the sycophants. Ha ha pretty much how I read it very tongue in cheek and the only reason it got bites is some felt it hit home. Sometimes I think the sense of humour is lacking here at times. Just my _iew but having read all his posts here I think he was deadly serious, not being tongue in cheek at all." Well that doesn't surprise me you are here as a couple but 4 months you will only be getting a feel of how people use a little irony. Add a couple of years on and observing the forums and you may have a more balanced opinion, well deadly serious for a swinging forum is a little out of context don't you think. | |||
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