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well i thought id heard it all till
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over a year ago
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Not sure if this beats it but it certainly matches it.
I met a 'single' guy in a hotel one evening and had an ok quickie ( I was late and he was pushed for time) and then I went home to bed.
I was woken an hour later by said guy asking if he could stay the night at mine coz his wife had locked him out when he got home smelling of perfume  |
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"Not sure if this beats it but it certainly matches it.
I met a 'single' guy in a hotel one evening and had an ok quickie ( I was late and he was pushed for time) and then I went home to bed.
I was woken an hour later by said guy asking if he could stay the night at mine coz his wife had locked him out when he got home smelling of perfume "
That gave me a giggle, the lengths some people will go to.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not sure if this beats it but it certainly matches it.
I met a 'single' guy in a hotel one evening and had an ok quickie ( I was late and he was pushed for time) and then I went home to bed.
I was woken an hour later by said guy asking if he could stay the night at mine coz his wife had locked him out when he got home smelling of perfume "
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well i thought id heard it all no problems of course i will pay for return taxi plus i will take you to top hotel for lunch buy you champange all afternoon take you shopping spend hundreds of pounds on you then take you sailing on my sunseeker yacht and next weekend fly you to nice in my private jet so you can chill out
of course ill pay for the taxi !!! |
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well i thought id heard it all no problems of course i will pay for return taxi plus i will take you to top hotel for lunch buy you champange all afternoon take you shopping spend hundreds of pounds on you then take you sailing on my sunseeker yacht and next weekend fly you to nice in my private jet so you can chill out
of course ill pay for the taxi !!!"
Pay for all that.... Fancy a meet  |
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"i replied
well i thought id heard it all no problems of course i will pay for return taxi plus i will take you to top hotel for lunch buy you champange all afternoon take you shopping spend hundreds of pounds on you then take you sailing on my sunseeker yacht and next weekend fly you to nice in my private jet so you can chill out
of course ill pay for the taxi !!!"
God
I hope he understands sarcasam |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had this sort of thing too
Some are genuine and some see sucking a cock as a ticket to a free bus ride home after a night out.
If they are relatively local, I have suggested picking them up from a mutually agreed place - that sometimes leads to silence but has paid dividends on occasion too.
I think in this case, there may have been some 'commission' in the £25 taxi fare |
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"i replied
well i thought id heard it all no problems of course i will pay for return taxi plus i will take you to top hotel for lunch buy you champange all afternoon take you shopping spend hundreds of pounds on you then take you sailing on my sunseeker yacht and next weekend fly you to nice in my private jet so you can chill out
of course ill pay for the taxi !!!"
Sod the taxi i will just take the champagne aboard your yacht pleaseeeeee   |
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"i replied
well i thought id heard it all no problems of course i will pay for return taxi plus i will take you to top hotel for lunch buy you champange all afternoon take you shopping spend hundreds of pounds on you then take you sailing on my sunseeker yacht and next weekend fly you to nice in my private jet so you can chill out
of course ill pay for the taxi !!!
Sod the taxi i will just take the champagne aboard your yacht pleaseeeeee "
Pssst... I dont think Sunseekers have memory foam mattresses...... |
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"i replied
well i thought id heard it all no problems of course i will pay for return taxi plus i will take you to top hotel for lunch buy you champange all afternoon take you shopping spend hundreds of pounds on you then take you sailing on my sunseeker yacht and next weekend fly you to nice in my private jet so you can chill out
of course ill pay for the taxi !!!
Sod the taxi i will just take the champagne aboard your yacht pleaseeeeee
Pssst... I dont think Sunseekers have memory foam mattresses......"
Well then thats a big NO then...off to find someone with a memory foam mattress....can i still have the champagne tho? |
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"one cheeky fucker just asked me if he could meet me at mine and would i pay £25 for a return taxi for him !!!!
can anyone any beat that for cheek "
Was the full taxi fare £50 ?
I see nothing wrong in someone saying, I cannot make it as I don't have the taxi money. If you can pay the taxi I can come. It gives people the option to say yes or no. Sadly most people prize their money above everything else. ( me too btw - I wouldn't pay for a strangers taxi ) Really , I think a lot of people pay for hotels to get their fun and don't ask for half of the room cost. |
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"one cheeky fucker just asked me if he could meet me at mine and would i pay £25 for a return taxi for him !!!!
can anyone any beat that for cheek
Was the full taxi fare £50 ?
I see nothing wrong in someone saying, I cannot make it as I don't have the taxi money. If you can pay the taxi I can come. It gives people the option to say yes or no. Sadly most people prize their money above everything else. ( me too btw - I wouldn't pay for a strangers taxi ) Really , I think a lot of people pay for hotels to get their fun and don't ask for half of the room cost. "
I can understand going dutch on a mutally convenient playroom as it shows committment from both parties but to ask your host to pay your travel costs is a bit much. If someone doesn't have the means to pay for his/her own swinging lifestyle then they should gracefully bow out. |
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"i replied
well i thought id heard it all no problems of course i will pay for return taxi plus i will take you to top hotel for lunch buy you champange all afternoon take you shopping spend hundreds of pounds on you then take you sailing on my sunseeker yacht and next weekend fly you to nice in my private jet so you can chill out
of course ill pay for the taxi !!!
Sod the taxi i will just take the champagne aboard your yacht pleaseeeeee
Pssst... I dont think Sunseekers have memory foam mattresses......
Well then thats a big NO then...off to find someone with a memory foam mattress....can i still have the champagne tho? "
But of course....
I will have my gentleman's gentleman deliver a chilled Bollinger 69 post haste....  |
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"i replied
well i thought id heard it all no problems of course i will pay for return taxi plus i will take you to top hotel for lunch buy you champange all afternoon take you shopping spend hundreds of pounds on you then take you sailing on my sunseeker yacht and next weekend fly you to nice in my private jet so you can chill out
of course ill pay for the taxi !!!
Sod the taxi i will just take the champagne aboard your yacht pleaseeeeee
Pssst... I dont think Sunseekers have memory foam mattresses......
Well then thats a big NO then...off to find someone with a memory foam mattress....can i still have the champagne tho?
But of course....
I will have my gentleman's gentleman deliver a chilled Bollinger 69 post haste.... "
Ohhhhh mmmmm i do like your gentlemans gentleman..may i keep him too...one never knows if one finds it difficult to pop the cork alone |
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"one cheeky fucker just asked me if he could meet me at mine and would i pay £25 for a return taxi for him !!!!
can anyone any beat that for cheek
Was the full taxi fare £50 ?
I see nothing wrong in someone saying, I cannot make it as I don't have the taxi money. If you can pay the taxi I can come. It gives people the option to say yes or no. Sadly most people prize their money above everything else. ( me too btw - I wouldn't pay for a strangers taxi ) Really , I think a lot of people pay for hotels to get their fun and don't ask for half of the room cost.
I can understand going dutch on a mutally convenient playroom as it shows committment from both parties but to ask your host to pay your travel costs is a bit much. If someone doesn't have the means to pay for his/her own swinging lifestyle then they should gracefully bow out."
Why ? |
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over a year ago
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I have a monthly "fun" budget to be spent on fun things such as a film, eating out, hotel room and a tank a petrol for going out and about.
When that is spent, I don't plan anything else for the month.
Recently I was asked if I would play sooner if the gent would pay for the room in this month rather than the next, and I said no, as I'd like to pay my own way and split the cost etc...
That's how I operate.
And I am not prepared to be someone's sugar mummy and pay for everything to have a bit of fun. Desperate I am not!  |
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I agree also that if people can't afford to fund their own swinging lifestyle then they should stop until they can. Its a bloody cheek to ask others for travel costs.
Going halves on hotel rooms is a different thing, but people generally accept that they have to pay for their own mode of transport to get there.
I look on this as a hobby and with all hobbies there is an outlay. I wouldn't join a golf club and ask the club to buy me a set of clubs so I could play |
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Honestly, im laughing at the cheek of it lol, i do know a couple that do that, well i think theve split up now, they asked someone for taxi fare, worst of it was they could of got the train, they didnt get given the money |
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several yrs ago when first dipping ones toes so to speak, we were in contact with a single guy and looking to have a threesome..
he lived about 35 mile away so not to bad, but at the point where we were arranging a pub etc to meet in dropped the classic...
'you do know i expect to be paid for my time'?
he wanted £100 from us to shag him..
bye.. |
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