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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have an extremely large cock.. and it keeps falling out my pants and i keep standing on it.. any advise on how to stop this from happening? I've tried tape and string but no good  .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have an extremely large cock.. and it keeps falling out my pants and i keep standing on it.. any advise on how to stop this from happening? I've tried tape and string but no good .. "
Could ya not curl it round and purrs knot in it?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have an extremely large cock.. and it keeps falling out my pants and i keep standing on it.. any advise on how to stop this from happening? I've tried tape and string but no good .. "
Use it to hitch a lift while your travelling round the world? oh, not set off yet,? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel like shit, have no energy, nausea 24/7, have three hospital appointments next week....but i have nice shoes.....thats good innit?  "
There's no shoes like snow shoes .....
Innuit |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I have an extremely large cock.. and it keeps falling out my pants and i keep standing on it.. any advise on how to stop this from happening? I've tried tape and string but no good .. "
cut the fucker off, then you will have a nice scarfcock to keep you warm... |
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"I have an extremely large cock.. and it keeps falling out my pants and i keep standing on it.. any advise on how to stop this from happening? I've tried tape and string but no good .. "
Try using the tape and string to harness your unfeasibly large cock instead of manufacturing anal beads a la Blue Peter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have an extremely large cock.. and it keeps falling out my pants and i keep standing on it.. any advise on how to stop this from happening? I've tried tape and string but no good .. "
That reminds me of something funny my young brother once said.
My pants are too small
"why?"
It either falls out he bottom or sticks out the top! 
He was only 8 bless him
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have an extremely large cock.. and it keeps falling out my pants and i keep standing on it.. any advise on how to stop this from happening? I've tried tape and string but no good ..
That reminds me of something funny my young brother once said.
My pants are too small
"why?"
It either falls out he bottom or sticks out the top!
He was only 8 bless him
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8 is a good size  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have an extremely large cock.. and it keeps falling out my pants and i keep standing on it.. any advise on how to stop this from happening? I've tried tape and string but no good ..
That reminds me of something funny my young brother once said.
My pants are too small
"why?"
It either falls out he bottom or sticks out the top!
He was only 8 bless him
8 is a good size "
8 years old, naughty mind! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have an extremely large cock.. and it keeps falling out my pants and i keep standing on it.. any advise on how to stop this from happening? I've tried tape and string but no good ..
That reminds me of something funny my young brother once said.
My pants are too small
"why?"
It either falls out he bottom or sticks out the top!
He was only 8 bless him
8 is a good size
8 years old, naughty mind! "
All 8 yr old are naughty |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
I think my world is ending as I have been on fab for a year and havent got my dick wet. Please help or I will post this in another 6 or 7 threads to see if I can get a symathy fuck. If not, some fem has offered to use a rusty spoon on my bits 
Oh shit, just realised my profile is a single fem  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think my world is ending as I have been on fab for a year and havent got my dick wet. Please help or I will post this in another 6 or 7 threads to see if I can get a symathy fuck. If not, some fem has offered to use a rusty spoon on my bits
Oh shit, just realised my profile is a single fem "
A dry dick with 6 or 7 threads - think yerl need that rusty spoon to prize the condom off |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"My nipples stick out so much you can see them thru my clothes.
Advice?  "
Dont wear clothes.....(im making the assumption thin is mrs ) ,
Or
If its mr,.. . wear a wooly jumper...
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