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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

For me it's having boob sweat, despite having relatively small breasts.

How do you know it's too hot today?

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By *ollydoesWoman over a year ago

Shangri-La

Because bastard puts so on every kind of social media post lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the people who go to the gym just to socialise are sweating.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it warm out?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The suns out

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"For me it's having boob sweat, despite having relatively small breasts.

How do you know it's too hot today?

You know what they say. Pics or it never happened

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I can't be bothered to have a wank. It truly is hell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I went out braless with no leggings on. Yes, my dress was down to my ankles but they have not seen sunlight since 2000.

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

When the tabloids have the headline

PHEW what a scorcher!!

Then list the countries were hotter than

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"For me it's having boob sweat, despite having relatively small breasts.

How do you know it's too hot today?

You know what they say. Pics or it never happened

Incoming..

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By *ister CMan over a year ago

liverpool

"For me it's having boob sweat, despite having relatively small breasts.

How do you know it's too hot today?

Am not a sweaty person...

But I've showered 3 times today already...

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

My top lip is moist

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"When I can't be bothered to have a wank. It truly is hell

Just think of the savings on tissue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I can't be bothered to have a wank. It truly is hell

This. Just, this.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The beer gardens are packed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I can't be bothered to have a wank. It truly is hell

Just think of the savings on tissue

Why use a tissue when I have my own special sock

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

When I wake up looking like a slim Jim and slowly progress to a stay puft....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I can't be bothered to have a wank. It truly is hell

This. Just, this."

Do you have the fear it will evaporate as soon as you cum too?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My natural desire to remain naked is replaced by wanting to wear something wet to cool me.

Over the years, I have found that putting something cold between my thighs helps keep me cool(er).

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

When your ice cream is melting faster than you can lick it.x

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By *ownwithafeatherMan over a year ago

Watford

"My natural desire to remain naked is replaced by wanting to wear something wet to cool me.

Over the years, I have found that putting something cold between my thighs helps keep me cool(er)."

A Rocket lolly?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"When I can't be bothered to have a wank. It truly is hell

Just think of the savings on tissue

Why use a tissue when I have my own special sock

What pattern does it have?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I can't be bothered to have a wank. It truly is hell

This. Just, this.

Do you have the fear it will evaporate as soon as you cum too?

No, my fear is akin to rubbing two dry pieces of kindling together

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"When I can't be bothered to have a wank. It truly is hell

This. Just, this.

Do you have the fear it will evaporate as soon as you cum too?

No, my fear is akin to rubbing two dry pieces of kindling together

I shall attempt to not picture you and Foolhardly together, starting a fire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I can't be bothered to have a wank. It truly is hell

Just think of the savings on tissue

Why use a tissue when I have my own special sock

What pattern does it have? "

Just a woman's face with the mouth where the hole is. Standard stuff really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I can't be bothered to have a wank. It truly is hell

This. Just, this.

Do you have the fear it will evaporate as soon as you cum too?

No, my fear is akin to rubbing two dry pieces of kindling together

Lube is your friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I can't be bothered to have a wank. It truly is hell

This. Just, this.

Do you have the fear it will evaporate as soon as you cum too?

No, my fear is akin to rubbing two dry pieces of kindling together

I shall attempt to not picture you and Foolhardly together, starting a fire

I thought you were hot enough as is

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By *entleman of GirthMan over a year ago

Forest Row

"My natural desire to remain naked is replaced by wanting to wear something wet to cool me.

Over the years, I have found that putting something cold between my thighs helps keep me cool(er)."

Please tell me you haven’t had sex with Jacob Rees-Mogg!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"When I can't be bothered to have a wank. It truly is hell

This. Just, this.

Do you have the fear it will evaporate as soon as you cum too?

No, my fear is akin to rubbing two dry pieces of kindling together

I shall attempt to not picture you and Foolhardly together, starting a fire

I thought you were hot enough as is

Some things are worth overheating for

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