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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Isn't it cruel it is a year on fab and did not meet any one

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

profile is a bit bleak mate, needs mre info and some pics, so can see y no meets , bt 2 be honest it is hard eo actualy meet on here due to the inlux o guys all aftr the same thing...

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By *nnyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

If you "Cannot accommodate" and "Cannot travel", it's going to be difficult.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Since your other post says you're leaving the site because you haven't had any meets, I wont waste time offering any advice

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Three posts about the same thing? I know you feel frustrated but you really don't need to postbomb the forums.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Posting the same thread in 4 rooms at same time isn't going to get you a meet. Spend the time filling in your profile about what you looking for , give people something to work with and be a bit more positive.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Three posts about the same thing? I know you feel frustrated but you really don't need to postbomb the forums."

6 that I can see

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Three posts about the same thing? I know you feel frustrated but you really don't need to postbomb the forums.

6 that I can see

lol"

7 in total

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Posting the same thread in 4 rooms at same time isn't going to get you a meet. Spend the time filling in your profile about what you looking for , give people something to work with and be a bit more positive. "

Just about to say spamming the forums is gonna put people off rather than entice them.

I await '2 year and no meets' thread.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Three posts about the same thing? I know you feel frustrated but you really don't need to postbomb the forums.

6 that I can see

lol

7 in total

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Three posts about the same thing? I know you feel frustrated but you really don't need to postbomb the forums.

6 that I can see

lol

7 in total

Oops, yeah you're right.... I missed one

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By *umplay1969Man over a year ago

Coggeshall

Can't accommodate and can't travel ?

How you ever going to meet anyone ?

Post ?

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By *indylou47Woman over a year ago

BOLTON

Your user name is a bit off putting

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By *umplay1969Man over a year ago

Coggeshall

"Your user name is a bit off putting"

Maybe he should rebrand to hardluck ?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Your user name is a bit off putting

Maybe he should rebrand to hardluck ? "

Or hardfuck....(if he ever gets a meet)

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"Your user name is a bit off putting

Maybe he should rebrand to hardluck ?

Or hardfuck....(if he ever gets a meet)

"
he wont ever get a meet wth that profile time to close down!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

what amuses me is people can find the forum to attention seek but cant find them to have a laugh joke and join in

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

With respect, if all you have had to worry about in the last year is not getting a fuck from a website.....then i think you are over reacting a tad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Isn't it cruel it is a year on fab and did not meet any one"

Ever Considered a new profile name?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bye then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Isn't it cruel it is a year on fab and did not meet any one

Ever Considered a new profile name?

It will change to Hard Dick once he gets that illusive meet

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By *xycrtrWoman over a year ago

london

You can not travel, you can not accommodate, you have no pictures and your profile consists of two lines!

I'm not surprised you've had no meets!

I however can not be arses to post this reply in all of the forums that you posted your whinge in!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hard Cheese

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reap what you sow OP. Put some more effort in (your profile would be a good starting point).

Or.... delete it and devote you life to saving pygmy giraffes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

another fake, another dreamer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reap what you sow OP. Put some more effort in (your profile would be a good starting point).

Or.... delete it and devote you life to saving pygmy giraffes

Pygmy giraffes

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"another fake, another dreamer"
How do you know the OP is a fake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reap what you sow OP. Put some more effort in (your profile would be a good starting point).

Or.... delete it and devote you life to saving pygmy giraffes

Pygmy giraffes

Can you actually get Pygmy giraffes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reap what you sow OP. Put some more effort in (your profile would be a good starting point).

Or.... delete it and devote you life to saving pygmy giraffes

Pygmy giraffes

Can you actually get Pygmy giraffes?

no idea but has given me the giggles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get ya self a Chicken suit

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Reap what you sow OP. Put some more effort in (your profile would be a good starting point).

Or.... delete it and devote you life to saving pygmy giraffes

Pygmy giraffes

Can you actually get Pygmy giraffes?

Google it. They're cute.

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"With respect, if all you have had to worry about in the last year is not getting a fuck from a website.....then i think you are over reacting a tad.

Havent even looked at the OP's profile, but as Femme said, you havent got a shag from a website and that makes it a cruel year??? Ffs get over yourself and get into the real world.

Worse things happen at sea, and on land. Get a grip!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes you are right dick will get hard e

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Hete's some advice, will take more than a change of name. Try adding to your profile and get out and meet people.

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By *amBiUKMan over a year ago

Plymouth

You looking for sympathy ? Wrong place you need to sort ya profile ! Can't accom or travel how do you expect to meet folk !

Bye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least the guy is a repeater

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At least the guy is a repeater

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

i want a pygmy giraffe to go with my pygmy hedgehog when i get it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reap what you sow OP. Put some more effort in (your profile would be a good starting point).

Or.... delete it and devote you life to saving pygmy giraffes

Pygmy giraffes

Can you actually get Pygmy giraffes?

Nah, they're a figment of my warped imagination - how cool would it be if they DID exist though!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Lordy, lordy, time does fly doesn't it? Now 9 months is a year. I'll have to change my profile age.

Seriously, get yourself out and about and you are more likely to get a meet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i want a pygmy giraffe to go with my pygmy hedgehog when i get it"

I want to google them but don't want to incase I look silly cos there are no such things as Pygmy giraffes

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"You looking for sympathy ? Wrong place you need to sort ya profile ! Can't accom or travel how do you expect to meet folk !

Bye "

Normally I may have offered a biit of sympathy but the thread title is just bollocks and wound me up tbh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reap what you sow OP. Put some more effort in (your profile would be a good starting point).

Or.... delete it and devote you life to saving pygmy giraffes

Pygmy giraffes

Can you actually get Pygmy giraffes?

Nah, they're a figment of my warped imagination - how cool would it be if they DID exist though!

Phew thank you you saved me from looking silly

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"i want a pygmy giraffe to go with my pygmy hedgehog when i get it"

I do like pygmy animals. Little tiny pygmy piggies and hedgehogs. I'd love a little tiny pygmy elephant and pygmy giraffe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i want a pygmy giraffe to go with my pygmy hedgehog when i get it

I want to google them but don't want to incase I look silly cos there are no such things as Pygmy giraffes

Google it..... Dare you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh boo hoo. Cry me a river

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reap what you sow OP. Put some more effort in (your profile would be a good starting point).

Or.... delete it and devote you life to saving pygmy giraffes

Pygmy giraffes

Can you actually get Pygmy giraffes?

Nah, they're a figment of my warped imagination - how cool would it be if they DID exist though!

Phew thank you you saved me from looking silly

I could be telling pygmy porkies though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i want a pygmy giraffe to go with my pygmy hedgehog when i get it"

What will you dress them up as?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh come on guys, I can't keep up following all 7 posts, could we limit comments to just the one please

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By *amBiUKMan over a year ago

Plymouth

My heart pumps purple piss for you as I play a very small violin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

May be its all wrong with due my self I can't get any meets .

Just consider soft Dick is unique I'd .

Every one knows the penis is soft and small without erection so nothing wrong writing down.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Oh come on guys, I can't keep up following all 7 posts, could we limit comments to just the one please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh come on guys, I can't keep up following all 7 posts, could we limit comments to just the one please

Stay on this one, pygmy giraffes are much more interesting!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reap what you sow OP. Put some more effort in (your profile would be a good starting point).

Or.... delete it and devote you life to saving pygmy giraffes

Pygmy giraffes

Can you actually get Pygmy giraffes?

Nah, they're a figment of my warped imagination - how cool would it be if they DID exist though!

Phew thank you you saved me from looking silly

I could be telling pygmy porkies though

That's so not fair you going to make me google them arnt you

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"My heart pumps purple piss for you as I play a very small violin "

Best go the doctors if you have purple piss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reap what you sow OP. Put some more effort in (your profile would be a good starting point).

Or.... delete it and devote you life to saving pygmy giraffes

Pygmy giraffes

Can you actually get Pygmy giraffes?

Nah, they're a figment of my warped imagination - how cool would it be if they DID exist though!

Phew thank you you saved me from looking silly

I could be telling pygmy porkies though

That's so not fair you going to make me google them arnt you

They do exist . I just googled it!!

You can get Pygmy elephants, Pygmy hippos, all sorts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reap what you sow OP. Put some more effort in (your profile would be a good starting point).

Or.... delete it and devote you life to saving pygmy giraffes

Pygmy giraffes

Can you actually get Pygmy giraffes?

Nah, they're a figment of my warped imagination - how cool would it be if they DID exist though!

Phew thank you you saved me from looking silly

I could be telling pygmy porkies though

That's so not fair you going to make me google them arnt you

They do exist . I just googled it!!

You can get Pygmy elephants, Pygmy hippos, all sorts

See, they ARE real

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I join fab last December it is almost a year . Calculate now .I a m sure more than site cause I was told by Australian friend to join swinging site who came to england in last. December

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"i want a pygmy giraffe to go with my pygmy hedgehog when i get it

What will you dress them up as?

"
i will get evie to knit little outfits for them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Now I have changed the user name .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reap what you sow OP. Put some more effort in (your profile would be a good starting point).

Or.... delete it and devote you life to saving pygmy giraffes

Pygmy giraffes

Can you actually get Pygmy giraffes?

Nah, they're a figment of my warped imagination - how cool would it be if they DID exist though!

Phew thank you you saved me from looking silly

I could be telling pygmy porkies though

That's so not fair you going to make me google them arnt you

They do exist . I just googled it!!

You can get Pygmy elephants, Pygmy hippos, all sorts

See, they ARE real

Yeah!! They are soooooo cute too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reap what you sow OP. Put some more effort in (your profile would be a good starting point).

Or.... delete it and devote you life to saving pygmy giraffes

Pygmy giraffes

Can you actually get Pygmy giraffes?

Nah, they're a figment of my warped imagination - how cool would it be if they DID exist though!

Phew thank you you saved me from looking silly

I could be telling pygmy porkies though

That's so not fair you going to make me google them arnt you

They do exist . I just googled it!!

You can get Pygmy elephants, Pygmy hippos, all sorts

I'm pmsl here , have another look

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"I join fab last December it is almost a year . Calculate now .I a m sure more than site cause I was told by Australian friend to join swinging site who came to england in last. December "

But on your Profile, it says you joined 9 months ago! So it couldn't have been in December 2011, could it?

Or are you working from a calender from another galaxy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now I have changed the user name . "

No offence but seeing as youve got about 7 different posts about the same thing nobody cares!!!!! Phone the samaritans maybe they'll give a shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reap what you sow OP. Put some more effort in (your profile would be a good starting point).

Or.... delete it and devote you life to saving pygmy giraffes

Pygmy giraffes

Can you actually get Pygmy giraffes?

Nah, they're a figment of my warped imagination - how cool would it be if they DID exist though!

Phew thank you you saved me from looking silly

I could be telling pygmy porkies though

That's so not fair you going to make me google them arnt you

They do exist . I just googled it!!

You can get Pygmy elephants, Pygmy hippos, all sorts

I'm pmsl here , have another look

No I shall not.... Please don't shatter my dream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reap what you sow OP. Put some more effort in (your profile would be a good starting point).

Or.... delete it and devote you life to saving pygmy giraffes

Pygmy giraffes

Can you actually get Pygmy giraffes?

Nah, they're a figment of my warped imagination - how cool would it be if they DID exist though!

Phew thank you you saved me from looking silly

I could be telling pygmy porkies though

That's so not fair you going to make me google them arnt you

They do exist . I just googled it!!

You can get Pygmy elephants, Pygmy hippos, all sorts

I'm pmsl here , have another look

No I shall not.... Please don't shatter my dream

Ok you want the addy to buy one , there is a waiting list mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On some how you are right I must be realistic .

A man doesn't know his past doesn't know either where his future going to be .

But I just see this site safe way to ask people for sex without any usual hassle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reap what you sow OP. Put some more effort in (your profile would be a good starting point).

Or.... delete it and devote you life to saving pygmy giraffes

Pygmy giraffes

Can you actually get Pygmy giraffes?

Nah, they're a figment of my warped imagination - how cool would it be if they DID exist though!

Phew thank you you saved me from looking silly

I could be telling pygmy porkies though

That's so not fair you going to make me google them arnt you

They do exist . I just googled it!!

You can get Pygmy elephants, Pygmy hippos, all sorts

I'm pmsl here , have another look

No I shall not.... Please don't shatter my dream

Ok you want the addy to buy one , there is a waiting list mind

A waiting list? I didn't see that lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Isn't it cruel it is a year on fab and did not meet any one

Ever Considered a new profile name?

I changed it .

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Stop making me giggle at the whole pygymy animals! Im in a grump and my advice still stands to the OP.

Change of name does not change your profile.

Have a look at some sucessful male profiles they may give you a hint.

And stop reposting the same 'woe is me' kind of thread as they wont do you any favours what so ever!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reap what you sow OP. Put some more effort in (your profile would be a good starting point).

Or.... delete it and devote you life to saving pygmy giraffes

Pygmy giraffes

Can you actually get Pygmy giraffes?

Nah, they're a figment of my warped imagination - how cool would it be if they DID exist though!

Phew thank you you saved me from looking silly

I could be telling pygmy porkies though

That's so not fair you going to make me google them arnt you

They do exist . I just googled it!!

You can get Pygmy elephants, Pygmy hippos, all sorts

I'm pmsl here , have another look

No I shall not.... Please don't shatter my dream

Ok you want the addy to buy one , there is a waiting list mind

That address you have is fake, only I have the real contact details

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok it's official. The pygmy giraffes are mote interesting than the OP.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Stop making me giggle at the whole pygymy animals! Im in a grump and my advice still stands to the OP.

Change of name does not change your profile.

Have a look at some sucessful male profiles they may give you a hint.

And stop reposting the same 'woe is me' kind of thread as they wont do you any favours what so ever!"
i concur....can i bludgeon you with a dildo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop making me giggle at the whole pygymy animals! Im in a grump and my advice still stands to the OP.

Change of name does not change your profile.

Have a look at some sucessful male profiles they may give you a hint.

And stop reposting the same 'woe is me' kind of thread as they wont do you any favours what so ever!"

Oh Hels, wouldn't you love a pygmy giraffe though? They're weally weally cute

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Now I have changed the user name .

No offence but seeing as youve got about 7 different posts about the same thing nobody cares!!!!! Phone the samaritans maybe they'll give a shit"

Yes but the point is I am now getting response .all I need was your guys response .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Isn't it cruel it is a year on fab and did not meet any one

Ever Considered a new profile name?

I changed it ."

I am not usually blunt on here, but for some reason tonight I am going to be!

You have put up 7 threads about a cruel year! Cruel because you haven't had a quick easy shag off this site!

You come across as desperate, no one likes a whinger!! Even if you have changed your name your profile hasn't!

Joining this site does not guarantee you a shag! If you thought that it did maybe this site isn't for you

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Stop making me giggle at the whole pygymy animals! Im in a grump and my advice still stands to the OP.

Change of name does not change your profile.

Have a look at some sucessful male profiles they may give you a hint.

And stop reposting the same 'woe is me' kind of thread as they wont do you any favours what so ever!

Oh Hels, wouldn't you love a pygmy giraffe though? They're weally weally cute

"
please can i have one to go with my meerkats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop making me giggle at the whole pygymy animals! Im in a grump and my advice still stands to the OP.

Change of name does not change your profile.

Have a look at some sucessful male profiles they may give you a hint.

And stop reposting the same 'woe is me' kind of thread as they wont do you any favours what so ever!

Oh Hels, wouldn't you love a pygmy giraffe though? They're weally weally cute

Pm me the real addy please, I am going to order 2 of each

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

A man doesn't know his past doesn't know either where his future going to be .

Oh, we can tell you!

After these shananigans tonight, you have just simply lost any hope of anyone taking you seriously, let alone even considering meeting up with you!

Try somewhere else.

When you leave, put out the lights and shut the door behind you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now I have changed the user name .

No offence but seeing as youve got about 7 different posts about the same thing nobody cares!!!!! Phone the samaritans maybe they'll give a shit

Yes but the point is I am now getting response .all I need was your guys response ."

If the kind of response you wanted was people telling you to shut up stop bleating on and to discuss pygmy animals then well done

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By *eneral HysteriaMan over a year ago

Newcastle

I'll say it again seeing as you've posted a similar moan in another forum...

You said the following:

"Hello I am on this site from last December . Never had pleasure of meeting any one not even offered besides the gay bottom men . I am straight. I concluded to delete my account say good bye cyber shag does nt work for me . "

So I said:

Do you realise that there are more words in your whinge here than there are in your profile?

What do you expect?

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Now I have changed the user name .

No offence but seeing as youve got about 7 different posts about the same thing nobody cares!!!!! Phone the samaritans maybe they'll give a shit

Yes but the point is I am now getting response .all I need was your guys response ."
fucking hell...really? ? ? I can be blunt as i usually am....belt up....go have a wank....take two parafuckingcetamol for me as you have given me a headache....negativity is deeply unattractive, as is "oh woe is me" i said before is all you have to worry about is not getting your wick dipped then you live a charmed life.

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Stop making me giggle at the whole pygymy animals! Im in a grump and my advice still stands to the OP.

Change of name does not change your profile.

Have a look at some sucessful male profiles they may give you a hint.

And stop reposting the same 'woe is me' kind of thread as they wont do you any favours what so ever!i concur....can i bludgeon you with a dildo?"

You can fuck me with one but not bludgeon me with it! Oh hang on.... If this thread carries on please please bludgeon me!

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Stop making me giggle at the whole pygymy animals! Im in a grump and my advice still stands to the OP.

Change of name does not change your profile.

Have a look at some sucessful male profiles they may give you a hint.

And stop reposting the same 'woe is me' kind of thread as they wont do you any favours what so ever!

Oh Hels, wouldn't you love a pygmy giraffe though? They're weally weally cute

Can I have a pygmy pig instead please? I love pigs! And would love an ickle one I can carry round in my handbag n stuff

Oi! Stop distracting me! Im in a grump remember, so stop tempting me with cutie animals!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got bored of him. He even created a post to thank for the attention he got tonight!! ! So i reported him

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"May be its all wrong with due my self I can't get any meets .

Just consider soft Dick is unique I'd .

Every one knows the penis is soft and small without erection so nothing wrong writing down.

Best forum post I've seen!! :D Makes no sense whatsoever, just a random collection of words with the intention of making sentences.

Inspiring hahahaha!!!

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Now I have changed the user name .

No offence but seeing as youve got about 7 different posts about the same thing nobody cares!!!!! Phone the samaritans maybe they'll give a shit

Yes but the point is I am now getting response .all I need was your guys response .fucking hell...really? ? ? I can be blunt as i usually am....belt up....go have a wank....take two parafuckingcetamol for me as you have given me a headache....negativity is deeply unattractive, as is "oh woe is me" i said before is all you have to worry about is not getting your wick dipped then you live a charmed life.

Sod that! Just give him a rusty spoon to cut his 'soft' cock off. Or just gimme the rusty old spoon and I'll do it for him

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Goodnight all...xxx

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Can you believe the idjiot had started another thread!!!

stop winding me up! Iim heading to manchester now just to bitch slap him! Ffs!

Take me with you. Who's got the rusty spoon???

I have rusty spoon and very blunt chip stick

I would have eaten the chip stick, but Im quite handy with a rusty spoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Goodnight all...xxx

Night sweetie, hope you feel better soon

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Goodnight all...xxx

Na night xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you believe the idjiot had started another thread!!!

stop winding me up! Iim heading to manchester now just to bitch slap him! Ffs!

Take me with you. Who's got the rusty spoon???

I have rusty spoon and very blunt chip stick

I would have eaten the chip stick, but Im quite handy with a rusty spoon

Blooming typo * chop* stick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you believe the idjiot had started another thread!!!

stop winding me up! Iim heading to manchester now just to bitch slap him! Ffs!

Take me with you. Who's got the rusty spoon???

I have rusty spoon and very blunt chip stick

I would have eaten the chip stick, but Im quite handy with a rusty spoon

Blooming typo * chop* stick "

Mmm salt and vinegar chip sticks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you believe the idjiot had started another thread!!!

stop winding me up! Iim heading to manchester now just to bitch slap him! Ffs!

Take me with you. Who's got the rusty spoon???

I have rusty spoon and very blunt chip stick

I would have eaten the chip stick, but Im quite handy with a rusty spoon

Blooming typo * chop* stick

Mmm salt and vinegar chip sticks "

I haven't got any chip sticks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you believe the idjiot had started another thread!!!

stop winding me up! Iim heading to manchester now just to bitch slap him! Ffs!

Take me with you. Who's got the rusty spoon???

Did someone say they want to spoon me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the op d*unk?

I can understand why as he having a cruel year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you believe the idjiot had started another thread!!!

stop winding me up! Iim heading to manchester now just to bitch slap him! Ffs!

Take me with you. Who's got the rusty spoon???

I have rusty spoon and very blunt chip stick

I would have eaten the chip stick, but Im quite handy with a rusty spoon

Blooming typo * chop* stick

Mmm salt and vinegar chip sticks "

Mmmm share them round Ta!

Popcorn anyone ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you believe the idjiot had started another thread!!!

stop winding me up! Iim heading to manchester now just to bitch slap him! Ffs!

Take me with you. Who's got the rusty spoon???

I have rusty spoon and very blunt chip stick

I would have eaten the chip stick, but Im quite handy with a rusty spoon

Blooming typo * chop* stick

Mmm salt and vinegar chip sticks

Mmmm share them round Ta!

Popcorn anyone ?"

Hang on think I got some down me bra earlier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you believe the idjiot had started another thread!!!

stop winding me up! Iim heading to manchester now just to bitch slap him! Ffs!

Take me with you. Who's got the rusty spoon???

I have rusty spoon and very blunt chip stick

I would have eaten the chip stick, but Im quite handy with a rusty spoon

Blooming typo * chop* stick

Mmm salt and vinegar chip sticks

Mmmm share them round Ta!

Popcorn anyone ?

Hang on think I got some down me bra earlier

Shall I help you find it??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Surly putting this post up ain't going to make women want to meet u . Im no expert though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you believe the idjiot had started another thread!!!

stop winding me up! Iim heading to manchester now just to bitch slap him! Ffs!

Take me with you. Who's got the rusty spoon???

I have rusty spoon and very blunt chip stick

I would have eaten the chip stick, but Im quite handy with a rusty spoon

Blooming typo * chop* stick

Mmm salt and vinegar chip sticks

Mmmm share them round Ta!

Popcorn anyone ?

Hang on think I got some down me bra earlier

Shall I help you find it??

YES PLEASE Oops sorry did I say that a bit loud

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By *xodussxMan over a year ago

sheffield

okayyyyy

what is that fabulous stand for on your profile?

Age range 18 to 30....You are missing out big time. Most women start a real life after 30...Try to undo that profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surly putting this post up ain't going to make women want to meet u . Im no expert though."
SEVEN threads and 135 comments later, and he still hasn't got the message so.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Surly putting this post up ain't going to make women want to meet u . Im no expert though."

Will I am sure now I will get one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Surly putting this post up ain't going to make women want to meet u . Im no expert though.SEVEN threads and 135 comments later, and he still hasn't got the message so.........

Yes you are right . 7 threads and 135 comments but still no message

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Surly putting this post up ain't going to make women want to meet u . Im no expert though.

Will I am sure now I will get one "

It's looking like the only meet you'll get is the blunt end of a rusty spoon :p

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By *xodussxMan over a year ago

sheffield

"Surly putting this post up ain't going to make women want to meet u . Im no expert though.SEVEN threads and 135 comments later, and he still hasn't got the message so.........

Yes you are right . 7 threads and 135 comments but still no message"
there you go. check your mail box, i just send you one message

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surly putting this post up ain't going to make women want to meet u . Im no expert though.SEVEN threads and 135 comments later, and he still hasn't got the message so.........

Yes you are right . 7 threads and 135 comments but still no message there you go. check your mail box, i just send you one message

Aw your all heart!!

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By *xodussxMan over a year ago

sheffield

"Surly putting this post up ain't going to make women want to meet u . Im no expert though.SEVEN threads and 135 comments later, and he still hasn't got the message so.........

Yes you are right . 7 threads and 135 comments but still no message there you go. check your mail box, i just send you one message

Aw your all heart!!

"
Thats me...hope he can read it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What was that ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surly putting this post up ain't going to make women want to meet u . Im no expert though.

Will I am sure now I will get one

It's looking like the only meet you'll get is the blunt end of a rusty spoon :p"

What's this obsession with me and spoons

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"What was that ?"

Try readng the thread (s) not diffcult

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By *xodussxMan over a year ago

sheffield

"What was that ?

Try readng the thread (s) not diffcult"
he was asking about the message i sent him in private since he was complaining about not getting any message

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What was that ?"

Do you want us to speak up a bit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surly putting this post up ain't going to make women want to meet u . Im no expert though.SEVEN threads and 135 comments later, and he still hasn't got the message so.........

Yes you are right . 7 threads and 135 comments but still no message"

take the hint then... its another single male look at me thread (about 50 a day) like others have said ya profile says nothing.. tbh it looks like ya desperate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What was that ?

Do you want us to speak up a bit? "

Sorry what was that??? I've not got my typing aids in!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you carnt acom..ya age range is low and only looking for single fems you got a cock pic as a avitar pic

.. if ya get a message ill eat me own shite lol

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Surly putting this post up ain't going to make women want to meet u . Im no expert though.

Will I am sure now I will get one

It's looking like the only meet you'll get is the blunt end of a rusty spoon :p

What's this obsession with me and spoons

#rustyspoons is trending now. Don't worry, Itll blow over soon & you can get your life back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What was that ?

Do you want us to speak up a bit?

Sorry what was that??? I've not got my typing aids in!!

( stands over there instead of over here) ah em can you hear me now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surly putting this post up ain't going to make women want to meet u . Im no expert though.

Will I am sure now I will get one

It's looking like the only meet you'll get is the blunt end of a rusty spoon :p

What's this obsession with me and spoons

#rustyspoons is trending now. Don't worry, Itll blow over soon & you can get your life back

Oooo I'm trendy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What was that ?

Do you want us to speak up a bit?

Sorry what was that??? I've not got my typing aids in!!

( stands over there instead of over here) ah em can you hear me now "

Ah that's better but come just a little closer just to make sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm guessing the OP was hoping for a sympathy shag?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tutttt! ...... shame on you all.

I was always taught not to mock the afflicted.

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By *xodussxMan over a year ago

sheffield

"Tutttt! ...... shame on you all.

I was always taught not to mock the afflicted. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right... Everyone going off at him cause he's being honest and frustrated at his situation... Fact: women get it easy whatever their physical appearance, age or sexuality.... They'd get messaged.... But women expect men to be a 10/10.... And worse off judge men on appearance and the contents of a profile that's at best superficial... A lot of people have great personalities and are better looking in person than photos show.... Because you can't write a 'warm' profile doesn't make you garbage... If some women did actually reply some messages they'd find out the persons a great personality.... Worse off when you go off with appearance or copied profiles you find that the men are actually not so incredible after all.... My piece said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Isn't it cruel it is a year on fab and did not meet any one"

Maybe time to get a grip...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right... Everyone going off at him cause he's being honest and frustrated at his situation... Fact: women get it easy whatever their physical appearance, age or sexuality.... They'd get messaged.... But women expect men to be a 10/10.... And worse off judge men on appearance and the contents of a profile that's at best superficial... A lot of people have great personalities and are better looking in person than photos show.... Because you can't write a 'warm' profile doesn't make you garbage... If some women did actually reply some messages they'd find out the persons a great personality.... Worse off when you go off with appearance or copied profiles you find that the men are actually not so incredible after all.... My piece said"

Jay, totally agree with you 100%. no one knows the real person until you meet, thing is, there has to be at least some attraction for that first meet to happen. I'm guessing that whatever is on the OP's profile is just not working.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok we have a foolproof plan! to end all 7 of the cruel years!

Invite the OP round to ours shag him senseless, take 2 for the team.

But the forumites owe us in favours

Doh! it ain't gonna work as OP can't travel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whether it is Trolling or fishing the Op knows what he is doing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well here's the thing... Women don't put a picture and write one line of profile information.... Which is generic.... I don't expect equality, but some bit of consideration.... Most people are on this site for the same thing... SEX... Then some men expect women to look like porn stars or models... Just ridiculous... Everyone has preferences... Given... but no one has a right to criticize this man for not having a cool profile or act like because they have some meets he's a loser.... Especially the women cause you don't have to do damn thing but select female as sex.....

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

But the majority of women are not here to just fuck anybody and would like someone to engage with mentally as well as physically.

I for one am not interested in somebody who hasn't made an effort with their profile and I'm sure other ladies would agree, hence why he has had no meets.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Agreed ! x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surly putting this post up ain't going to make women want to meet u . Im no expert though.

Will I am sure now I will get one "

Argh he's mentioned me in his comment hope its a typo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But the majority of women are not here to just fuck anybody and would like someone to engage with mentally as well as physically.

I for one am not interested in somebody who hasn't made an effort with their profile and I'm sure other ladies would agree, hence why he has had no meets.

Well how much effort have you on your profile if you don't mind me asking?

.... and we all know profiles are same as examinations.... A shit way of accessing a persons abilities... Just saying... When you think about it empty barrels often make the most noise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Psml.... All the ladies who would agree to the "no effort in profile" comment have 5 lines of almost copy and pasted material.... Not more than the average.... Please let's not throw stones...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But the majority of women are not here to just fuck anybody and would like someone to engage with mentally as well as physically.

I for one am not interested in somebody who hasn't made an effort with their profile and I'm sure other ladies would agree, hence why he has had no meets.

Well how much effort have you on your profile if you don't mind me asking?

.... and we all know profiles are same as examinations.... A shit way of accessing a persons abilities... Just saying... When you think about it empty barrels often make the most noise"

I have found that making the effort in chat rooms is best way. I just in them looking pretty with my hat on. No wildly waving required . I just sat hello and talk about general life and I get invites for drinks from lovely ladies. And I've hit a few branches on the ugly tree. But effort is the key

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But the majority of women are not here to just fuck anybody and would like someone to engage with mentally as well as physically.

I for one am not interested in somebody who hasn't made an effort with their profile and I'm sure other ladies would agree, hence why he has had no meets.

Well how much effort have you on your profile if you don't mind me asking?

.... and we all know profiles are same as examinations.... A shit way of accessing a persons abilities... Just saying... When you think about it empty barrels often make the most noise

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

for your information mr william, I have recently deleted all the text on my profile as I now have a joint profile, with a lovely guy I met off here.

So now using this account to use here in the forums and occasional club meets, as my profile states!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"for your information mr william, I have recently deleted all the text on my profile as I now have a joint profile, with a lovely guy I met off here.

So now using this account to use here in the forums and occasional club meets, as my profile states!!!!!!!!!

Good for you...wish I could say same for other people(men or women) had this same conversation with a wonderful woman I've met on here and people have ridiculously high expectations for a meet when they are clearly not even as bright a personality, good looking or god in bed.... It's a waste of my time trying to explain this site is only for fun... Friendly meets, sexy meets the likes.... Some people on here act like they are pre-puberty teenage girls with self esteem issues.... Get over yourselfs damn prima donnas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"for your information mr william, I have recently deleted all the text on my profile as I now have a joint profile, with a lovely guy I met off here.

So now using this account to use here in the forums and occasional club meets, as my profile states!!!!!!!!!

Ooh I never asked that question

Points at jay -----

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

this site is for fun and I have had a fair bit of it in the 6 months I have been on here.

Now I'm enjoying the site as a couple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"this site is for fun and I have had a fair bit of it in the 6 months I have been on here.

Now I'm enjoying the site as a couple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This site is what you what you make it and yes it is harder for single guys but thats how it goes.

Drawing attention to the fact you have not had a meet in a year is not gonna help matters it Will make people wonder why you can't get one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think the main issue people had was that OP has posted the same thread several different times within quick succession!! Which you have to admit is a little OTT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I admit he's a tad whiney about it... But his post does illuminate an issue of inequality.... So before more people kill and bury that which is dead already.... Just because we have had meets doesn't mean he's a loser or has a bad personality... or bad in bed... Doesn't mean anything... All those giving 'assistance' on how to get meets should take a look at their own profiles too.... AGAIN I mention profiles and photos don't mean anything.... Ask any of the beautiful people who've met me on here or off....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I admit he's a tad whiney about it... But his post does illuminate an issue of inequality.... So before more people kill and bury that which is dead already.... Just because we have had meets doesn't mean he's a loser or has a bad personality... or bad in bed... Doesn't mean anything... All those giving 'assistance' on how to get meets should take a look at their own profiles too.... AGAIN I mention profiles and photos don't mean anything.... Ask any of the beautiful people who've met me on here or off.... "

I agree that we are more than a pic and profile text but its the initial point of contact so to say and if people feel that you've not made an effort then it can be a put off. That's why I come to the forums as people get to know more about me and what I'm like as a person....

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Take a pic smiling that may help, sell yourself more, add what you are looking for and what you bring to a meet. Frustration can drive different behaviours, stay positive & focused. The scattergun approach is not the best look.

Good body shot.

All the best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take a pic smiling that may help, sell yourself more, add what you are looking for and what you bring to a meet. Frustration can drive different behaviours, stay positive & focused. The scattergun approach is not the best look.

Good body shot.

All the best"

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

Good body shot.

All the best"

View normally i would agree with your wise words...

but maybe the answer is cute 'pygmy' sized cuddly animals..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Since your other post says you're leaving the site because you haven't had any meets, I wont waste time offering any advice"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone just fuck him!

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

OK so I should meet men who do not make any effort to make themselves presentable just because? Why?

I have made an effort with my profile and pics and get fed up of messages from men with crap profiles. What does it tell me about them, what they're after, what they like? Nothing. And men with very thin profiles also tend to send thin messages. How can I respond to find out more when the first message is 'cum fuk me nao!'?

I am a huge fan of single men, meet plenty, and have fun. But when the OP posted last night his profile was crap and he didn't have the best username. Both have changed now so he took on the advice. But I don't see why I should meet men just to see if they're not like they come across on here. Thats coming dangerously close to the idea that single women are only on here to service men.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple over a year ago

Fareham

OK so I should meet men who do not make any effort to make themselves presentable just because? Why?

Let's examine the facts as far as we know them:

* Every single thread started by the op is a negative whine.

* His profile is, at best, dire.

* He states in one thread he's a virgin - not most women's cup of tea.

* He has stated that he's only been in this country a year and, on the advice of a friend, came onto this site to get 'unhassled sex'. (goodness knows what this 'friend' told him about the women in the swinging lifestyle but clearly it's something along the lines of female swingers being willing to shag anyone who clicks their fingers)

* He's not taking on board 99% of the advice given.

Maybe there's a language barrier or a cultural misunderstanding but this guy is unlikely to secure a meet based on the above. The sooner he sees that and bungs a few quid to an escort to get the unhassled, first time sex he wants, the better.

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