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"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??
Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF "
What is it you're not supposed to do when you're in a greenhouse? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??
Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF
What is it you're not supposed to do when you're in a greenhouse?"
Yeah throw stones. I'm sorry ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??
Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF
What is it you're not supposed to do when you're in a greenhouse?"
I totally take all of that back after reading the absolute nonsense that I have just seen on the "mattress" advice post. @technosonic brummie hope you do the same |
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"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??
Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF
What is it you're not supposed to do when you're in a greenhouse?
I totally take all of that back after reading the absolute nonsense that I have just seen on the "mattress" advice post. @technosonic brummie hope you do the same "
What? I am the best mattress in the world. I even offer a free no obligation trial to anyone who matches my preferences. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??
Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF
What is it you're not supposed to do when you're in a greenhouse?
I totally take all of that back after reading the absolute nonsense that I have just seen on the "mattress" advice post. @technosonic brummie hope you do the same
What? I am the best mattress in the world. I even offer a free no obligation trial to anyone who matches my preferences. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??
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Someone who’s looking for a new mattress?? 
Op, if that’s seriously messing g with your noodle, hold onto your hat, that’s not the most ‘out there’ thread you’ll see  |
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"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??
Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF "
At a guess, and please understand, this is purely supposition.....but I reckon it might be someone who wants advice on mattresses.
It's much more interesting than someone who thinks of nothing other than sex.
Winston |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??
Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF
What is it you're not supposed to do when you're in a greenhouse?"
Shag.
You've not seen the nick of my neighbours. |
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"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??
Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF
At a guess, and please understand, this is purely supposition.....but I reckon it might be someone who wants advice on mattresses.
It's much more interesting than someone who thinks of nothing other than sex.
Winston"
Mattresses tend to facilitate sex, too. |
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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago
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"I look forward to seeing your earth shatteringly brilliant, and highly original thread topic very soon. 
His previous thread was "most disappointing gig ever""
I’d rather talk about mattresses |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I look forward to seeing your earth shatteringly brilliant, and highly original thread topic very soon.
His previous thread was "most disappointing gig ever""
This is relevant how?
My point is. There are many silly posts here on the forums asking for advice. Most can be answered by Google. Was originally intended to be satirical. But as usual turned serious.
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"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??
Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF "
Me I do!!
Tell me what's a good topic of conversation?
Would you rather I talked about how I fuck myself with my vibrator and how hard I come from it.
It feels so good I may never get back out of my new bed and mattress! |
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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago
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"I look forward to seeing your earth shatteringly brilliant, and highly original thread topic very soon.
His previous thread was "most disappointing gig ever"
This is relevant how?
My point is. There are many silly posts here on the forums asking for advice. Most can be answered by Google. Was originally intended to be satirical. But as usual turned serious.
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No I think you were being serious now it has backfired on you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I look forward to seeing your earth shatteringly brilliant, and highly original thread topic very soon.
His previous thread was "most disappointing gig ever"
This is relevant how?
My point is. There are many silly posts here on the forums asking for advice. Most can be answered by Google. Was originally intended to be satirical. But as usual turned serious.
No I think you were being serious now it has backfired on you"
Busted. Well done sherlock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How rude and unkind.
The lounge has lots of different posts, because we’re all real people living in the real world.
I’d rather read a variety of posts than constant sex related posts. |
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"I look forward to seeing your earth shatteringly brilliant, and highly original thread topic very soon.
His previous thread was "most disappointing gig ever"
This is relevant how?
My point is. There are many silly posts here on the forums asking for advice. Most can be answered by Google. Was originally intended to be satirical. But as usual turned serious.
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I think that one important thing to understand about swinging is that it's a social activity, and FAB is an online community.
It is obvious that people within a community talk about all aspects of their life, and seek advice from the wide range of experiences within the community.
Cal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I look forward to seeing your earth shatteringly brilliant, and highly original thread topic very soon.
His previous thread was "most disappointing gig ever"
This is relevant how?
My point is. There are many silly posts here on the forums asking for advice. Most can be answered by Google. Was originally intended to be satirical. But as usual turned serious.
I think that one important thing to understand about swinging is that it's a social activity, and FAB is an online community.
It is obvious that people within a community talk about all aspects of their life, and seek advice from the wide range of experiences within the community.
Cal"
One more important thing is context and knowing what character is posting.
Someones satirical may read differently to someone who doesn’t know you. 
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"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??
Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF
At a guess, and please understand, this is purely supposition.....but I reckon it might be someone who wants advice on mattresses.
It's much more interesting than someone who thinks of nothing other than sex.
Winston"
How very dare you bring some common sense to this thread..
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??
Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF
Me I do!!
Tell me what's a good topic of conversation?
Would you rather I talked about how I fuck myself with my vibrator and how hard I come from it.
It feels so good I may never get back out of my new bed and mattress!"
Mmmm, vibrator, mmmm, hard you say, mmmm, tell me more, mmmmm.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loads! But if I just want sex talk then I head into swingers forum.
The lounge is just a social mish mash chat."
If I want sex talk, oddments avoid Fab and head over to twitter |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Loads! But if I just want sex talk then I head into swingers forum.
The lounge is just a social mish mash chat.
If I want sex talk, oddments avoid Fab and head over to twitter "
I use my twitter to perve Greg Davies. On the odd chance he checks my profile out, I don’t want him seeing me talk about my love of dick!  |
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"Loads! But if I just want sex talk then I head into swingers forum.
The lounge is just a social mish mash chat.
If I want sex talk, oddments avoid Fab and head over to twitter
I use my twitter to perve Greg Davies. On the odd chance he checks my profile out, I don’t want him seeing me talk about my love of dick! "
Oh he knows,everybody knows! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loads! But if I just want sex talk then I head into swingers forum.
The lounge is just a social mish mash chat.
If I want sex talk, oddments avoid Fab and head over to twitter
I use my twitter to perve Greg Davies. On the odd chance he checks my profile out, I don’t want him seeing me talk about my love of dick!
Oh he knows,everybody knows! "
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"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??
Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF
At a guess, and please understand, this is purely supposition.....but I reckon it might be someone who wants advice on mattresses.
It's much more interesting than someone who thinks of nothing other than sex.
Winston
How very dare you bring some common sense to this thread..
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I'm sorry, I won't let it happen again.
It was early.......what can I say.
Winston |
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"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??
Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF "
Generally most of the male posts whining about not getting interest. It’s not rocket science for a guy to figure out how to build a profile and get meets in swinging community |
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"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??
Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF
At a guess, and please understand, this is purely supposition.....but I reckon it might be someone who wants advice on mattresses.
It's much more interesting than someone who thinks of nothing other than sex.
Winston
How very dare you bring some common sense to this thread..
I'm sorry, I won't let it happen again.
It was early.......what can I say.
Winston "
It's just not on, just have a gentle lay in next time.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd say mattresses were more relevant than some other subjects. And who better to ask than people who enjoy sex and spend alot of time trying them out?"
I was just about to post something similar.. |
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One in particular that’s springs to mind was a bloke boasting about getting a Rolex I simply said I bet you wouldn’t start a thread about purchasing a Casio calculator watch humble brag possibility? I wonder if he ever did get his Rolex |
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"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??
Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF
At a guess, and please understand, this is purely supposition.....but I reckon it might be someone who wants advice on mattresses.
It's much more interesting than someone who thinks of nothing other than sex.
Winston
How very dare you bring some common sense to this thread..
I'm sorry, I won't let it happen again.
It was early.......what can I say.
Winston
It's just not on, just have a gentle lay in next time.. "
It's hard to have a lay in when your mattress is so uncomfortable.
Any idea where I might get tips on a new purchase?
Winston |
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"One in particular that’s springs to mind was a bloke boasting about getting a Rolex I simply said I bet you wouldn’t start a thread about purchasing a Casio calculator watch humble brag possibility? I wonder if he ever did get his Rolex "
Chicks dig rich dudes. Apparently.
I think that's the rationale |
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"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??
Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF
What is it you're not supposed to do when you're in a greenhouse?"
Go Green? |
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"One in particular that’s springs to mind was a bloke boasting about getting a Rolex I simply said I bet you wouldn’t start a thread about purchasing a Casio calculator watch humble brag possibility? I wonder if he ever did get his Rolex
Chicks dig rich dudes. Apparently.
I think that's the rationale"
so a man that has a Argos watch hasn’t a chance? Of to look at a new Rolex |
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"One in particular that’s springs to mind was a bloke boasting about getting a Rolex I simply said I bet you wouldn’t start a thread about purchasing a Casio calculator watch humble brag possibility? I wonder if he ever did get his Rolex
Chicks dig rich dudes. Apparently.
I think that's the rationale so a man that has a Argos watch hasn’t a chance? Of to look at a new Rolex "
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For me it tends to be the ones where people post a generalised, derogatory comment and then quickly discover that instead of it coming a across as amusing, it comes across as them being a narrow minded fool |
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