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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan  over a year ago

Willenhall


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF "

What is it you're not supposed to do when you're in a greenhouse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF

What is it you're not supposed to do when you're in a greenhouse?"

Yeah throw stones. I'm sorry ??

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By *arakiss12TV/TS  over a year ago

Bedford

I used to have a mattress tied to my back.

I need a new one as it happens.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF

What is it you're not supposed to do when you're in a greenhouse?"

I totally take all of that back after reading the absolute nonsense that I have just seen on the "mattress" advice post. @technosonic brummie hope you do the same

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan  over a year ago

Willenhall


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF

What is it you're not supposed to do when you're in a greenhouse?

I totally take all of that back after reading the absolute nonsense that I have just seen on the "mattress" advice post. @technosonic brummie hope you do the same "

What? I am the best mattress in the world. I even offer a free no obligation trial to anyone who matches my preferences.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF

What is it you're not supposed to do when you're in a greenhouse?

I totally take all of that back after reading the absolute nonsense that I have just seen on the "mattress" advice post. @technosonic brummie hope you do the same

What? I am the best mattress in the world. I even offer a free no obligation trial to anyone who matches my preferences. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

…."

Someone who’s looking for a new mattress??

Op, if that’s seriously messing g with your noodle, hold onto your hat, that’s not the most ‘out there’ thread you’ll see

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By *tarflyLouWoman  over a year ago

Preston

I haven’t got my reading glasses on and thought your location said Mattress Town, couldn’t understand your complaint!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF "

This one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hate stupid forum threads. But pointless.

So anyway, I’m thinking I need a new mattress.

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By *iss KinkWoman  over a year ago

North West

This is the lounge we can talk about other things than sex!

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

A thread about mattresses is more appropriate than the thread debating if cows lactate 10 or 12 months a year !

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By *exy4youxxWoman  over a year ago

Pontefract


"This is the lounge we can talk about other things than sex!"

Well said

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple  over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF "

At a guess, and please understand, this is purely supposition.....but I reckon it might be someone who wants advice on mattresses.

It's much more interesting than someone who thinks of nothing other than sex.

Winston

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By *ownwithafeatherMan  over a year ago

Watford


"This is the lounge we can talk about other things than sex!

Well said "

Sofas and coffee tables?

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By *sBlueWoman  over a year ago

Up North

What do you expect op we all talk about cock and fanny all day!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF

What is it you're not supposed to do when you're in a greenhouse?"

Shag.

You've not seen the nick of my neighbours.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF

At a guess, and please understand, this is purely supposition.....but I reckon it might be someone who wants advice on mattresses.

It's much more interesting than someone who thinks of nothing other than sex.

Winston"

Mattresses tend to facilitate sex, too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I look forward to seeing your earth shatteringly brilliant, and highly original thread topic very soon.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

I find this site is good for all kinds of advise as there are people from all walks of life! I've been given some very good advise on all manner of things over the years x

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"I look forward to seeing your earth shatteringly brilliant, and highly original thread topic very soon. "

His previous thread was "most disappointing gig ever"

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By *sBlueWoman  over a year ago

Up North


"I look forward to seeing your earth shatteringly brilliant, and highly original thread topic very soon. "

Me too

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By *asilyled1Man  over a year ago

ogmore valley

There’s a mattress disposal thread going on if you want a look OP? (Nice timely bump sally!)

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By *iss KinkWoman  over a year ago

North West


"I look forward to seeing your earth shatteringly brilliant, and highly original thread topic very soon.

His previous thread was "most disappointing gig ever""

I’d rather talk about mattresses

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I look forward to seeing your earth shatteringly brilliant, and highly original thread topic very soon.

His previous thread was "most disappointing gig ever""

This is relevant how?

My point is. There are many silly posts here on the forums asking for advice. Most can be answered by Google. Was originally intended to be satirical. But as usual turned serious.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I could do with a new mattress.

Where's the thread?

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF "

Me I do!!

Tell me what's a good topic of conversation?

Would you rather I talked about how I fuck myself with my vibrator and how hard I come from it.

It feels so good I may never get back out of my new bed and mattress!

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Surely asking advice about mattresses on a mattress testing site is perfectly reasonable and practical?

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 17/07/22 08:27:06]

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By *iss KinkWoman  over a year ago

North West


"I look forward to seeing your earth shatteringly brilliant, and highly original thread topic very soon.

His previous thread was "most disappointing gig ever"

This is relevant how?

My point is. There are many silly posts here on the forums asking for advice. Most can be answered by Google. Was originally intended to be satirical. But as usual turned serious.

"

No I think you were being serious now it has backfired on you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" brilliant mattress advice by poster at 17/07/22 08:27:06]"

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


" brilliant mattress advice by poster at 17/07/22 08:27:06]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I look forward to seeing your earth shatteringly brilliant, and highly original thread topic very soon.

His previous thread was "most disappointing gig ever"

This is relevant how?

My point is. There are many silly posts here on the forums asking for advice. Most can be answered by Google. Was originally intended to be satirical. But as usual turned serious.

No I think you were being serious now it has backfired on you"

Busted. Well done sherlock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How rude and unkind.

The lounge has lots of different posts, because we’re all real people living in the real world.

I’d rather read a variety of posts than constant sex related posts.

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I look forward to seeing your earth shatteringly brilliant, and highly original thread topic very soon.

His previous thread was "most disappointing gig ever"

This is relevant how?

My point is. There are many silly posts here on the forums asking for advice. Most can be answered by Google. Was originally intended to be satirical. But as usual turned serious.

"

I think that one important thing to understand about swinging is that it's a social activity, and FAB is an online community.

It is obvious that people within a community talk about all aspects of their life, and seek advice from the wide range of experiences within the community.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I look forward to seeing your earth shatteringly brilliant, and highly original thread topic very soon.

His previous thread was "most disappointing gig ever"

This is relevant how?

My point is. There are many silly posts here on the forums asking for advice. Most can be answered by Google. Was originally intended to be satirical. But as usual turned serious.

I think that one important thing to understand about swinging is that it's a social activity, and FAB is an online community.

It is obvious that people within a community talk about all aspects of their life, and seek advice from the wide range of experiences within the community.

Cal"

One more important thing is context and knowing what character is posting.

Someones satirical may read differently to someone who doesn’t know you.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Posts from people who don't get the purpose of the lounge.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF

At a guess, and please understand, this is purely supposition.....but I reckon it might be someone who wants advice on mattresses.

It's much more interesting than someone who thinks of nothing other than sex.

Winston"

How very dare you bring some common sense to this thread..

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Loads! But if I just want sex talk then I head into swingers forum.

The lounge is just a social mish mash chat.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF

Me I do!!

Tell me what's a good topic of conversation?

Would you rather I talked about how I fuck myself with my vibrator and how hard I come from it.

It feels so good I may never get back out of my new bed and mattress!"

Mmmm, vibrator, mmmm, hard you say, mmmm, tell me more, mmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Loads! But if I just want sex talk then I head into swingers forum.

The lounge is just a social mish mash chat."

If I want sex talk, oddments avoid Fab and head over to twitter

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales


"Loads! But if I just want sex talk then I head into swingers forum.

The lounge is just a social mish mash chat.

If I want sex talk, oddments avoid Fab and head over to twitter "

I use my twitter to perve Greg Davies. On the odd chance he checks my profile out, I don’t want him seeing me talk about my love of dick!

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By *asilyled1Man  over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Loads! But if I just want sex talk then I head into swingers forum.

The lounge is just a social mish mash chat.

If I want sex talk, oddments avoid Fab and head over to twitter

I use my twitter to perve Greg Davies. On the odd chance he checks my profile out, I don’t want him seeing me talk about my love of dick! "

Oh he knows,everybody knows!

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

I would say fab people potentially have experience of a wider range of mattresses than many

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Loads! But if I just want sex talk then I head into swingers forum.

The lounge is just a social mish mash chat.

If I want sex talk, oddments avoid Fab and head over to twitter

I use my twitter to perve Greg Davies. On the odd chance he checks my profile out, I don’t want him seeing me talk about my love of dick!

Oh he knows,everybody knows! "

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple  over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF

At a guess, and please understand, this is purely supposition.....but I reckon it might be someone who wants advice on mattresses.

It's much more interesting than someone who thinks of nothing other than sex.

Winston

How very dare you bring some common sense to this thread..

"

I'm sorry, I won't let it happen again.

It was early.......what can I say.

Winston

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

chichester


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF "

Generally most of the male posts whining about not getting interest. It’s not rocket science for a guy to figure out how to build a profile and get meets in swinging community

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By *ellhungvweMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"I would say fab people potentially have experience of a wider range of mattresses than many "

100% this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF

This one "

Pmsl

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By *iss KinkWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF

This one

Pmsl "

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

It's the disposal of the old mattress that is a huge issue. Some rogue companies take old ones for free and recover them before selling on and pretending they are new.

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'd say mattresses were more relevant than some other subjects. And who better to ask than people who enjoy sex and spend alot of time trying them out?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF

At a guess, and please understand, this is purely supposition.....but I reckon it might be someone who wants advice on mattresses.

It's much more interesting than someone who thinks of nothing other than sex.

Winston

How very dare you bring some common sense to this thread..

I'm sorry, I won't let it happen again.

It was early.......what can I say.

Winston "

It's just not on, just have a gentle lay in next time..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd say mattresses were more relevant than some other subjects. And who better to ask than people who enjoy sex and spend alot of time trying them out?"

I was just about to post something similar..

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

One in particular that’s springs to mind was a bloke boasting about getting a Rolex I simply said I bet you wouldn’t start a thread about purchasing a Casio calculator watch humble brag possibility? I wonder if he ever did get his Rolex

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple  over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF

At a guess, and please understand, this is purely supposition.....but I reckon it might be someone who wants advice on mattresses.

It's much more interesting than someone who thinks of nothing other than sex.

Winston

How very dare you bring some common sense to this thread..

I'm sorry, I won't let it happen again.

It was early.......what can I say.

Winston

It's just not on, just have a gentle lay in next time.. "

It's hard to have a lay in when your mattress is so uncomfortable.

Any idea where I might get tips on a new purchase?

Winston

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"One in particular that’s springs to mind was a bloke boasting about getting a Rolex I simply said I bet you wouldn’t start a thread about purchasing a Casio calculator watch humble brag possibility? I wonder if he ever did get his Rolex "

Chicks dig rich dudes. Apparently.

I think that's the rationale

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By *oppolocosTV/TS  over a year ago

inverurie


"Who seriously wants advice on mattresses on fab??

Is there any other absolutely ludicrous posts on here that has you thinking seriously WTF

What is it you're not supposed to do when you're in a greenhouse?"

Go Green?

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington


"One in particular that’s springs to mind was a bloke boasting about getting a Rolex I simply said I bet you wouldn’t start a thread about purchasing a Casio calculator watch humble brag possibility? I wonder if he ever did get his Rolex

Chicks dig rich dudes. Apparently.

I think that's the rationale"

so a man that has a Argos watch hasn’t a chance? Of to look at a new Rolex

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"One in particular that’s springs to mind was a bloke boasting about getting a Rolex I simply said I bet you wouldn’t start a thread about purchasing a Casio calculator watch humble brag possibility? I wonder if he ever did get his Rolex

Chicks dig rich dudes. Apparently.

I think that's the rationale so a man that has a Argos watch hasn’t a chance? Of to look at a new Rolex "

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

For me it tends to be the ones where people post a generalised, derogatory comment and then quickly discover that instead of it coming a across as amusing, it comes across as them being a narrow minded fool

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