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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago
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"Do you pay for ad free YouTube?
I’d like to know who does
Chuck no. Also what the feck is it "
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Paying YouTube silly money every month from your hard earned cash just so you don’t have their ads rammed down your throat every 2 mins!
I thought I’d Chuck in a clean question before carnage starts |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
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Dear Scarlett..
I’ve just gate crashed a party on my way home. so do I stay with the bouncy castle full of scantly clad women or take the decent (ethical thing) and head home alone..?
This is a live situation.. send help.. |
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"Right you lovely lot. I've had wine. Ask me questions until it's sleep time
What's your favourite lingerie to wear and what lingerie would you like to dress me up in? "
I'm a naked gal.
I like red and see though |
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"Do you pay for ad free YouTube?
I’d like to know who does
Chuck no. Also what the feck is it
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Paying YouTube silly money every month from your hard earned cash just so you don’t have their ads rammed down your throat every 2 mins!
I thought I’d Chuck in a clean question before carnage starts "
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over a year ago
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"Do you pay for ad free YouTube?
I’d like to know who does
Chuck no. Also what the feck is it "
A free site adding ads now to try and make money like alot |
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over a year ago
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"Dear Scarlett..
I’ve just gate crashed a party on my way home. so do I stay with the bouncy castle full of scantly clad women or take the decent (ethical thing) and head home alone..?
This is a live situation.. send help.."
No you get scantly clad and you'll be taking someone home |
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"Dear Scarlett..
I’ve just gate crashed a party on my way home. so do I stay with the bouncy castle full of scantly clad women or take the decent (ethical thing) and head home alone..?
This is a live situation.. send help.."
Omg stay my darling. Jump till you can't |
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"Dear Scarlett..
I’ve just gate crashed a party on my way home. so do I stay with the bouncy castle full of scantly clad women or take the decent (ethical thing) and head home alone..?
This is a live situation.. send help..
Omg stay my darling. Jump till you can't "
but better yet jump til they can't any more
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you pay for ad free YouTube?
I’d like to know who does
Chuck no. Also what the feck is it
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Paying YouTube silly money every month from your hard earned cash just so you don’t have their ads rammed down your throat every 2 mins!
I thought I’d Chuck in a clean question before carnage starts "
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There's browsers out there with built-in add blockers so you never have to see one YouTube advert again. Bloody taking the piss they are... ads before, during and at the end of a video. Sometimes there's more ads than video |
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over a year ago
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"Right you lovely lot. I've had wine. Ask me questions until it's sleep time "
Hi scarlet sorry for answering questions on your thread.
I do an ask Auntie Wendi and people do it on me in-between me doing stuff and checking messages.
I get alot of private messages as they won't as on the forum.
I copied and pasted a question with my reply I never included the users name. It wasn't a really bad question.
I've done this before and got a really nasty message to my inbox from a different user for doing this.
So in your opinion posting the question and answer when they message me privately.
Am I wrong for doing that when I don't mention their name? |
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"There's browsers out there with built-in add blockers so you never have to see one YouTube advert again. Bloody taking the piss they are... ads before, during and at the end of a video. Sometimes there's more ads than video "
You lost me after there's |
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"There's browsers out there with built-in add blockers so you never have to see one YouTube advert again. Bloody taking the piss they are... ads before, during and at the end of a video. Sometimes there's more ads than video "
Can you do this on the app I've the same problem with insta? |
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"Right you lovely lot. I've had wine. Ask me questions until it's sleep time
Hi scarlet sorry for answering questions on your thread.
I do an ask Auntie Wendi and people do it on me in-between me doing stuff and checking messages.
I get alot of private messages as they won't as on the forum.
I copied and pasted a question with my reply I never included the users name. It wasn't a really bad question.
I've done this before and got a really nasty message to my inbox from a different user for doing this.
So in your opinion posting the question and answer when they message me privately.
Am I wrong for doing that when I don't mention their name?"
Auntie Wendy . Legend. Remember you are never wrong |
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"Right you lovely lot. I've had wine. Ask me questions until it's sleep time
Hi scarlet sorry for answering questions on your thread.
I do an ask Auntie Wendi and people do it on me in-between me doing stuff and checking messages.
I get alot of private messages as they won't as on the forum.
I copied and pasted a question with my reply I never included the users name. It wasn't a really bad question.
I've done this before and got a really nasty message to my inbox from a different user for doing this.
So in your opinion posting the question and answer when they message me privately.
Am I wrong for doing that when I don't mention their name?
Auntie Wendy . Legend. Remember you are never wrong "
Thank you my dear.
I said I don't do house calls but the still message.
It's great to get advise from another lady who's sexy in red |
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"Have you been in company tonight?
Where do you like to go for a night out?
Hello my lovely. Yes been at family. Went on hot tub. Home now. How's your eving been "
Ah! That sounds like a good night. I love a family get together.
None of mine have a hot tub though
My evening has been a quiet one. My day not do much...that was spent with family and the kids.
All good fun |
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"Have you been in company tonight?
Where do you like to go for a night out?
Hello my lovely. Yes been at family. Went on hot tub. Home now. How's your eving been
Ah! That sounds like a good night. I love a family get together.
None of mine have a hot tub though
My evening has been a quiet one. My day not do much...that was spent with family and the kids.
All good fun "
At home now withe the crazy pets |
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"Have you been in company tonight?
Where do you like to go for a night out?
Hello my lovely. Yes been at family. Went on hot tub. Home now. How's your eving been
Ah! That sounds like a good night. I love a family get together.
None of mine have a hot tub though
My evening has been a quiet one. My day not do much...that was spent with family and the kids.
All good fun
At home now withe the crazy pets "
I no longer have any...have had a cat and a dog..
Fortunately they weren't all that crazy. The dog though did have some moments. |
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Dear Scarlet..
I have also had wine but now face a conundrum....I reckon I will last another 20 mins or so before crawling off to bed...do i?
a) Crack open another bottle and have one more glass of wine... or
b) Spend 20 mins telling the dog he is a good boy
Please do not say both! Multi tasking is out of the question. |
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"Have you been in company tonight?
Where do you like to go for a night out?
Hello my lovely. Yes been at family. Went on hot tub. Home now. How's your eving been
Ah! That sounds like a good night. I love a family get together.
None of mine have a hot tub though
My evening has been a quiet one. My day not do much...that was spent with family and the kids.
All good fun
At home now withe the crazy pets
I no longer have any...have had a cat and a dog..
Fortunately they weren't all that crazy. The dog though did have some moments."
Do you want a cat and dog. Sons on holiday and babysitting |
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"Dear Scarlet..
I have also had wine but now face a conundrum....I reckon I will last another 20 mins or so before crawling off to bed...do i?
a) Crack open another bottle and have one more glass of wine... or
b) Spend 20 mins telling the dog he is a good boy
Please do not say both! Multi tasking is out of the question."
Open the wine. Dogis stupid |
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"Have you been in company tonight?
Where do you like to go for a night out?
Hello my lovely. Yes been at family. Went on hot tub. Home now. How's your eving been
Ah! That sounds like a good night. I love a family get together.
None of mine have a hot tub though
My evening has been a quiet one. My day not do much...that was spent with family and the kids.
All good fun
At home now withe the crazy pets
I no longer have any...have had a cat and a dog..
Fortunately they weren't all that crazy. The dog though did have some moments.
Do you want a cat and dog. Sons on holiday and babysitting "
I'll pass thanks...my daughter has 2 shih tzu's, 1 in particular is hard work..constantly drops a ball at your feet.
It doesn't matter how many times you throw that ball...back it comes
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"Dear Scarlet..
I have also had wine but now face a conundrum....I reckon I will last another 20 mins or so before crawling off to bed...do i?
a) Crack open another bottle and have one more glass of wine... or
b) Spend 20 mins telling the dog he is a good boy
Please do not say both! Multi tasking is out of the question.
Open the wine. Dogis stupid "
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Scarlets, I'm currently in Northern Ireland and was messaged by a couple earlier, we swapped numbers but haven't spoken yet, they are now offline and not answering my texts. What should I do ???
I'm guessing I know your answer |
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"Have you been in company tonight?
Where do you like to go for a night out?
Hello my lovely. Yes been at family. Went on hot tub. Home now. How's your eving been
Ah! That sounds like a good night. I love a family get together.
None of mine have a hot tub though
My evening has been a quiet one. My day not do much...that was spent with family and the kids.
All good fun
At home now withe the crazy pets
I no longer have any...have had a cat and a dog..
Fortunately they weren't all that crazy. The dog though did have some moments.
Do you want a cat and dog. Sons on holiday and babysitting "
I have babysat my daughters two dogs...was hard work!
They are great in their way though |
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"Scarlets, I'm currently in Northern Ireland and was messaged by a couple earlier, we swapped numbers but haven't spoken yet, they are now offline and not answering my texts. What should I do ???
I'm guessing I know your answer "
Shits hit the fan. A wank is in need |
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"Have you been in company tonight?
Where do you like to go for a night out?
Hello my lovely. Yes been at family. Went on hot tub. Home now. How's your eving been
Ah! That sounds like a good night. I love a family get together.
None of mine have a hot tub though
My evening has been a quiet one. My day not do much...that was spent with family and the kids.
All good fun
At home now withe the crazy pets
I no longer have any...have had a cat and a dog..
Fortunately they weren't all that crazy. The dog though did have some moments.
Do you want a cat and dog. Sons on holiday and babysitting
I have babysat my daughters two dogs...was hard work!
They are great in their way though "
Frenchie and a sphinx. Give me a break |
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"Have you been in company tonight?
Where do you like to go for a night out?
Hello my lovely. Yes been at family. Went on hot tub. Home now. How's your eving been
Ah! That sounds like a good night. I love a family get together.
None of mine have a hot tub though
My evening has been a quiet one. My day not do much...that was spent with family and the kids.
All good fun
At home now withe the crazy pets
I no longer have any...have had a cat and a dog..
Fortunately they weren't all that crazy. The dog though did have some moments.
Do you want a cat and dog. Sons on holiday and babysitting
I have babysat my daughters two dogs...was hard work!
They are great in their way though
Frenchie and a sphinx. Give me a break "
Sorry my lovely....you're on your own |
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"Scarlets, I'm currently in Northern Ireland and was messaged by a couple earlier, we swapped numbers but haven't spoken yet, they are now offline and not answering my texts. What should I do ???
I'm guessing I know your answer
Shits hit the fan. A wank is in need "
Not the answer I expected but a decent one thank you xx |
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Dear Scarlet..
I have also had wine but now face a conundrum....I reckon I will last another 20 mins or so before crawling off to bed...do i?
a) Crack open another bottle and have one more glass of wine... or
b) Spend 20 mins telling the dog he is a good boy
Please do not say both! Multi tasking is out of the question.
Open the wine. Dogis stupid [/quote
Dear Scarlett,
I compromised opened wine and gave dog a treat.... I saw a squirrel the other day, actually two squirrels... I am only saying this as I have always felt uncomfortable pronouncing the word squirrel....but can type it...squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel.
Your advice on extra glass of wine may have backfired |
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"Have you been in company tonight?
Where do you like to go for a night out?
Hello my lovely. Yes been at family. Went on hot tub. Home now. How's your eving been
Ah! That sounds like a good night. I love a family get together.
None of mine have a hot tub though
My evening has been a quiet one. My day not do much...that was spent with family and the kids.
All good fun
At home now withe the crazy pets
I no longer have any...have had a cat and a dog..
Fortunately they weren't all that crazy. The dog though did have some moments.
Do you want a cat and dog. Sons on holiday and babysitting
I have babysat my daughters two dogs...was hard work!
They are great in their way though
Frenchie and a sphinx. Give me a break
Sorry my lovely....you're on your own "
I know that one chuck |
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"Scarlets, I'm currently in Northern Ireland and was messaged by a couple earlier, we swapped numbers but haven't spoken yet, they are now offline and not answering my texts. What should I do ???
I'm guessing I know your answer
Shits hit the fan. A wank is in need
Not the answer I expected but a decent one thank you xx"
Crack on then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why can't I sleep?
I've spent the best part of today feeling shattered and crap. Finally go to bed and can't drop for what feels like ages.
So why can't I sleep? Makes no sense at all. |
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"Dear Scarlet..
I have also had wine but now face a conundrum....I reckon I will last another 20 mins or so before crawling off to bed...do i?
a) Crack open another bottle and have one more glass of wine... or
b) Spend 20 mins telling the dog he is a good boy
Please do not say both! Multi tasking is out of the question.
Open the wine. Dogis stupid [/quote
Dear Scarlett,
I compromised opened wine and gave dog a treat.... I saw a squirrel the other day, actually two squirrels... I am only saying this as I have always felt uncomfortable pronouncing the word squirrel....but can type it...squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel.
Your advice on extra glass of wine may have backfired"
Lovely bit of squirrel. Get a grip mate. Just drink. cheers my lovely |
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"Have you been in company tonight?
Where do you like to go for a night out?
Hello my lovely. Yes been at family. Went on hot tub. Home now. How's your eving been
Ah! That sounds like a good night. I love a family get together.
None of mine have a hot tub though
My evening has been a quiet one. My day not do much...that was spent with family and the kids.
All good fun
At home now withe the crazy pets
I no longer have any...have had a cat and a dog..
Fortunately they weren't all that crazy. The dog though did have some moments.
Do you want a cat and dog. Sons on holiday and babysitting
I have babysat my daughters two dogs...was hard work!
They are great in their way though
Frenchie and a sphinx. Give me a break
Sorry my lovely....you're on your own
I know that one chuck "
I'd share the bottle of wine you...if that helps |
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"Have you been in company tonight?
Where do you like to go for a night out?
Hello my lovely. Yes been at family. Went on hot tub. Home now. How's your eving been
Ah! That sounds like a good night. I love a family get together.
None of mine have a hot tub though
My evening has been a quiet one. My day not do much...that was spent with family and the kids.
All good fun
At home now withe the crazy pets
I no longer have any...have had a cat and a dog..
Fortunately they weren't all that crazy. The dog though did have some moments.
Do you want a cat and dog. Sons on holiday and babysitting
I have babysat my daughters two dogs...was hard work!
They are great in their way though
Frenchie and a sphinx. Give me a break
Sorry my lovely....you're on your own
I know that one chuck
I'd share the bottle of wine you...if that helps "
Get here you |
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"Have you been in company tonight?
Where do you like to go for a night out?
Hello my lovely. Yes been at family. Went on hot tub. Home now. How's your eving been
Ah! That sounds like a good night. I love a family get together.
None of mine have a hot tub though
My evening has been a quiet one. My day not do much...that was spent with family and the kids.
All good fun
At home now withe the crazy pets
I no longer have any...have had a cat and a dog..
Fortunately they weren't all that crazy. The dog though did have some moments.
Do you want a cat and dog. Sons on holiday and babysitting
I have babysat my daughters two dogs...was hard work!
They are great in their way though
Frenchie and a sphinx. Give me a break
Sorry my lovely....you're on your own
I know that one chuck
I'd share the bottle of wine you...if that helps
Get here you "
I wish! Now that would be fun.
I can just see us now |
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DR SCARLET. If its not too late to ask your wonderful self.
How would you deal with a boy who said he was a girl who wanted to be with a girl who liked boy's. |
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"DR SCARLET. If its not too late to ask your wonderful self.
How would you deal with a boy who said he was a girl who wanted to be with a girl who liked boy's. "
Being totally facetious I'm now guessing that is were ASK SCARLET drew the line?? |
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"DR SCARLET. If its not too late to ask your wonderful self.
How would you deal with a boy who said he was a girl who wanted to be with a girl who liked boy's.
Being totally facetious I'm now guessing that is were ASK SCARLET drew the line??"
So the boy identifies as being a girl. Thats ok then.
I'd tell her to just 'do you' and hope you have a great time in doing so!
BTW. I know I'm not the lovely Scarlett.
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"DR SCARLET. If its not too late to ask your wonderful self.
How would you deal with a boy who said he was a girl who wanted to be with a girl who liked boy's.
Being totally facetious I'm now guessing that is were ASK SCARLET drew the line??
So the boy identifies as being a girl. Thats ok then.
I'd tell her to just 'do you' and hope you have a great time in doing so!
BTW. I know I'm not the lovely Scarlett.
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Love the support for scarlet. Like I said previously being facetious. Just surprised no-one twigged to the song lyrical reference.
Maybe poor taste on my part. So sorry. |
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"DR SCARLET. If its not too late to ask your wonderful self.
How would you deal with a boy who said he was a girl who wanted to be with a girl who liked boy's.
Being totally facetious I'm now guessing that is were ASK SCARLET drew the line??
So the boy identifies as being a girl. Thats ok then.
I'd tell her to just 'do you' and hope you have a great time in doing so!
BTW. I know I'm not the lovely Scarlett.
Love the support for scarlet. Like I said previously being facetious. Just surprised no-one twigged to the song lyrical reference.
Maybe poor taste on my part. So sorry. "
What was the song? |
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"DR SCARLET. If its not too late to ask your wonderful self.
How would you deal with a boy who said he was a girl who wanted to be with a girl who liked boy's.
Being totally facetious I'm now guessing that is were ASK SCARLET drew the line??
So the boy identifies as being a girl. Thats ok then.
I'd tell her to just 'do you' and hope you have a great time in doing so!
BTW. I know I'm not the lovely Scarlett.
Love the support for scarlet. Like I said previously being facetious. Just surprised no-one twigged to the song lyrical reference.
Maybe poor taste on my part. So sorry.
What was the song? "
Blur girls and boys.
OK so not accurate to the letter. Same message eh? Lol |
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