FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > I'm ashamed to admit.....
I'm ashamed to admit.....
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
...I lifted a box and screamed like a girl in Friday the 13th confronting Jason when a spider came charging at me from under it. 
No, I didn't kill it. I watched in terror as it went scurrying off down the hallway and disappeared.
Will it come back to haunt me?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
No not to haunt you but it will come back to take you to feed its babies. It obviously sized you up and is just waiting for you to eat your next meal....
NBVN x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"No not to haunt you but it will come back to take you to feed its babies. It obviously sized you up and is just waiting for you to eat your next meal....
NBVN x"
So...I was right to scream like a Friday the 13th girl then. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Yeah but they're not interested in you, if that helps. Personally, I kill everything that crosses my path."
...but...but...you haven't seen the size of it. Its body is at least as big as a 20p coin, albeit, I can't exactly remember how big that coin is. I mean, who still carries cash. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I get woken at silly hours to come get this huge spider in one of girls room often! They scream like banshees x"
I know how they feel. How far are you from London?   |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I get woken at silly hours to come get this huge spider in one of girls room often! They scream like banshees x
I know how they feel. How far are you from London? "
To far to come get ur spiders lol ! x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I get woken at silly hours to come get this huge spider in one of girls room often! They scream like banshees x
I know how they feel. How far are you from London?
To far to come get ur spiders lol ! x"
Damn it. I had hope there for a minute. I don't want it killed, simply moved to another loving home.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I get woken at silly hours to come get this huge spider in one of girls room often! They scream like banshees x
I know how they feel. How far are you from London?
To far to come get ur spiders lol ! x
Damn it. I had hope there for a minute. I don't want it killed, simply moved to another loving home. "
Ohh yes! I never kill them I pop them in the garden despite the girls pleas to set them on fire! Nasty pair of bitches!  X |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I get woken at silly hours to come get this huge spider in one of girls room often! They scream like banshees x
I know how they feel. How far are you from London?
To far to come get ur spiders lol ! x
Damn it. I had hope there for a minute. I don't want it killed, simply moved to another loving home.
Ohh yes! I never kill them I pop them in the garden despite the girls pleas to set them on fire! Nasty pair of witches! X"
Oh, how quickly these witches forget what it feels like to be burnt, eh? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"No not to haunt you but it will come back to take you to feed its babies. It obviously sized you up and is just waiting for you to eat your next meal....
NBVN x
So...I was right to scream like a Friday the 13th girl then. "
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"If you wake up sore in the morning without really knowing why.....I think you'll now know where to point the finger
Tuck the covers in tonight "
How do I breathe under the covers?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"There's a statistic out there that suggests we unintentionally eat a few spiders a year in our sleep.
So if you wake up feeling full.. "
I'm eating a salad now and I think..... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Cleanse it with flame brother. I advise the heavy flamer  to be sure.
Remember suffer not the xenos to live "
I am a Mutant. I cannot extinguish him lest I do the same to myself. Cursed Xenos. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Cleanse it with flame brother. I advise the heavy flamer to be sure.
Remember suffer not the xenos to live
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Now, that's thinking big!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"I get woken at silly hours to come get this huge spider in one of girls room often! They scream like banshees x
I know how they feel. How far are you from London?
To far to come get ur spiders lol ! x
Damn it. I had hope there for a minute. I don't want it killed, simply moved to another loving home.
Ohh yes! I never kill them I pop them in the garden despite the girls pleas to set them on fire! Nasty pair of bitches! X"
That's almost like killing them ... they are called house spiders for a reason so they don't enjoy trying to survive outside!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I find a paving brush with an extremely long handle works wonders…sorry I kill them "
I've tried that before. I find they manage to hide in the brush somehow and go shooting off when I shake them out of it. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I get woken at silly hours to come get this huge spider in one of girls room often! They scream like banshees x
I know how they feel. How far are you from London?
To far to come get ur spiders lol ! x
Damn it. I had hope there for a minute. I don't want it killed, simply moved to another loving home.
Ohh yes! I never kill them I pop them in the garden despite the girls pleas to set them on fire! Nasty pair of bitches! X
That's almost like killing them ... they are called house spiders for a reason so they don't enjoy trying to survive outside!!! "
What if I leave a box outside with some Jaffa Cakes as a homely gift to entice it to stay in the 'outside' home? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
