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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Gapping fannys are the best and only true fanny 
If you blow a raspberry on it and don't get a echo then it's too small for a big cock "
If you can’t fit your head inside to blow said raspberry, its too small. You should be able to wear them like a glove puppet and act out a Rod Hu and Emu tribute act |
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"Gapping fannys are the best and only true fanny
If you blow a raspberry on it and don't get a echo then it's too small for a big cock
If you can’t fit your head inside to blow said raspberry, its too small. You should be able to wear them like a glove puppet and act out a Rod Hu and Emu tribute act "
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"Gapping fannys are the best and only true fanny
If you blow a raspberry on it and don't get a echo then it's too small for a big cock
If you can’t fit your head inside to blow said raspberry, its too small. You should be able to wear them like a glove puppet and act out a Rod Hu and Emu tribute act "
i have a fluffy sweep puppet for a similar idea let the ears tickle em |
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"I dont know what mine is, do you wanna try it for size then you can let everyone know. Its tidy in place if that helps "
Can it take a lynx can like it's a pencil? This is the best way to tell but make sure it's Africa or it won't be accurate |
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"Mine is short and narrow.
I'm not sure what angle it curves at now as I've developed a slight prolapse from a hysterectomy; childbirth; old age and fatness.
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You need a banana to find out I reckon |
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"Mine is small enough to feel tight on Mr KCs not-insubstantial cock and big enough to convey two children (not at the same time) into the world  "
That's a image, 2 kids being born at the same time  |
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"Mine is small enough to feel tight on Mr KCs not-insubstantial cock and big enough to convey two children (not at the same time) into the world
That's a image, 2 kids being born at the same time "
One had a really big head too |
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"Mine is small enough to feel tight on Mr KCs not-insubstantial cock and big enough to convey two children (not at the same time) into the world
That's a image, 2 kids being born at the same time
One had a really big head too "
I watched mine being born, it's something you don't forget |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anxiety over our penis size was the one domain women could not finagle their way into under the guise of equality. Now, you've taken even this away from us.  |
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"Anxiety over our penis size was the one domain women could not finagle their way into under the guise of equality. Now, you've taken even this away from us. "
Sorry dude, times are changing and vaginas need gaging |
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"Anxiety over our penis size was the one domain women could not finagle their way into under the guise of equality. Now, you've taken even this away from us.
Sorry dude, times are changing and vaginas need gaging "
We'd need to take volumetric measurements, because length and width are too difficult. Fill it with plaster of Paris  |
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"Anxiety over our penis size was the one domain women could not finagle their way into under the guise of equality. Now, you've taken even this away from us.
Sorry dude, times are changing and vaginas need gaging
We'd need to take volumetric measurements, because length and width are too difficult. Fill it with plaster of Paris "
Expanding foam |
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"Anxiety over our penis size was the one domain women could not finagle their way into under the guise of equality. Now, you've taken even this away from us.
Sorry dude, times are changing and vaginas need gaging
We'd need to take volumetric measurements, because length and width are too difficult. Fill it with plaster of Paris
Expanding foam "
You've got the job as Measurements Man  |
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"Anxiety over our penis size was the one domain women could not finagle their way into under the guise of equality. Now, you've taken even this away from us.
Sorry dude, times are changing and vaginas need gaging
We'd need to take volumetric measurements, because length and width are too difficult. Fill it with plaster of Paris
Expanding foam
You've got the job as Measurements Man "
I have enough holes to fill already |
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"Big or small vagina?
Trying to even out the threads from all the guys worried about their cocks and giving you ladies a chance to put their minds at ease "
I am looking forward to finding out / choosing. |
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"Big or small vagina?
Trying to even out the threads from all the guys worried about their cocks and giving you ladies a chance to put their minds at ease "
Not sure to be honest. How do we gauge it?
I don't like big cocks so does that mean I'd be classed as small?
Whatever it is it's either hungry or happily satisfied
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"Big or small vagina?
Trying to even out the threads from all the guys worried about their cocks and giving you ladies a chance to put their minds at ease
Not sure to be honest. How do we gauge it?
I don't like big cocks so does that mean I'd be classed as small?
Whatever it is it's either hungry or happily satisfied
T"
I guess you can only gauge on what you can handle without it being painful, I'm no vagina specialist unfortunately |
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