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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
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Dear Wendi…
I have a little equity in my car now, thinking of going electric with the deposit. what should I do? Is it worth the monthly payment increase to save on fuel? And how good for the environment is it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi Wendi. First time caller, long time listener.
Apparently, it's going to be around 40 degrees down in London on Monday and Tuesday. That's almost unbearable.
So my question is this. Why is London such a shithole? |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
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"Hi Wendi. First time caller, long time listener.
Apparently, it's going to be around 40 degrees down in London on Monday and Tuesday. That's almost unbearable.
So my question is this. Why is London such a shithole?"
That is a fucking good question !!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do you get a coldsore at the weekend? All week, nothing, friday morning and bang, there the bugger is !!  "
That's so you can't have fun.
It's the same as always getting a spot before a big date.
The universe has a wicked sense of humour.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
"Why do you get a coldsore at the weekend? All week, nothing, friday morning and bang, there the bugger is !!
That's so you can't have fun.
It's the same as always getting a spot before a big date.
The universe has a wicked sense of humour.
Love Auntie Wendi x"
Ah but I had my fun mid week so I've caught out the universe !! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Wendi…
I have a little equity in my car now, thinking of going electric with the deposit. what should I do? Is it worth the monthly payment increase to save on fuel? And how good for the environment is it? "
I know nothing about cars.
I don't even drive.
I'm a lady as was ment to be driven not drive.
Fair okay to you for wanting to be greener.
Best to do your research and see if it's more cost effective in the long run. Or is there something else you could use the money for.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Is it ok to wear flip flops at a gang bang If I come in a suit & change?
Do they look better or worse if I wear me budgie smugglers too?
Can I wear tabi socks too or is it a little bit porno?
I could do with your sagely/swami advice cos Dear Deirdre won't answer me when I shout through her letterbox to ask her this.
You are my only help....   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Wendi. First time caller, long time listener.
Apparently, it's going to be around 40 degrees down in London on Monday and Tuesday. That's almost unbearable.
So my question is this. Why is London such a shithole?"
I've never been in it to comment.
All I can say is apply a strong spf and stay hydrated.
Also enjoy the good weather we don't get it much.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
"Hi Wendi. First time caller, long time listener.
Apparently, it's going to be around 40 degrees down in London on Monday and Tuesday. That's almost unbearable.
So my question is this. Why is London such a shithole?
I've never been in it to comment.
All I can say is apply a strong spf and stay hydrated.
Also enjoy the good weather we don't get it much.
Love Auntie Wendi x "
It's not the place, it's the assholes that live there! Ignorant, self important dickheads ! Apart from that it's lovely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Wendi
Any idea when my mojo might reappear? I think the heat stole it. My husband is missing it "
This is a commen thing to happen to people in warm weather.
Se thrive on it and are randy as and other be drained and have no libido it'll return don't worry.
Remember there's plenty of ways to please your man.
Pral, some sexy lingerie, a lapdance se toys, games it's not all about penetrative and animilistic sex.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it ok to wear flip flops at a gang bang If I come in a suit & change?
Do they look better or worse if I wear me budgie smugglers too?
Can I wear tabi socks too or is it a little bit porno?
I could do with your sagely/swami advice cos Dear Deirdre won't answer me when I shout through her letterbox to ask her this.
You are my only help.... "
Dwindle has gotten very posh.
I say you can wear what you like at one, is there a dress code.
Any type of socks with flip flops isn't a good look.
As for your budgie smugglers,why not doubt they'll be on for long.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it ok to wear flip flops at a gang bang If I come in a suit & change?
Do they look better or worse if I wear me budgie smugglers too?
Can I wear tabi socks too or is it a little bit porno?
I could do with your sagely/swami advice cos Dear Deirdre won't answer me when I shout through her letterbox to ask her this.
You are my only help....
Dwindle has gotten very posh.
I say you can wear what you like at one, is there a dress code.
Any type of socks with flip flops isn't a good look.
As for your budgie smugglers,why not doubt they'll be on for long.
Love Auntie Wendi x"
Deirdre autocorrect |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m in my 50s now and still wake up with an erection …… what’s wrong with me???????"
At your age that's a good thing. Shows you're still young and virile.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Wendi. First time caller, long time listener.
Apparently, it's going to be around 40 degrees down in London on Monday and Tuesday. That's almost unbearable.
So my question is this. Why is London such a shithole?
I've never been in it to comment.
All I can say is apply a strong spf and stay hydrated.
Also enjoy the good weather we don't get it much.
Love Auntie Wendi x
It's not the place, it's the assholes that live there! Ignorant, self important dickheads ! Apart from that it's lovely "
You get them everywhere maybe you just notice it more as is such a big city with a large population and tourists.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Am I a perv for lusting over my mates step daug and Mrs together.
Sent to me privately user will remain anonymous as I don't take private calls.
As long as the daughter is legal then no.
Alot of men have mother daughter fantasys, hopefully not their own.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m in my 50s now and still wake up with an erection …… what’s wrong with me???????
At your age that's a good thing. Shows you're still young and virile.
Love Auntie Wendi x"
To be fair I do splint it between 2 ice lolly sticks just before I go to bed …. It seems to work |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Wendi is it wrong that sometimes I don’t even ask for a guys name I just let them bang me  "
If you just want sex with a guy, in out no pleasantries that's your choice.
As long as yous are both consenting adults who agree on the same thing and aren't hurting anyone, you can do what you like.
It's your body your choice.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie Wendi
Can you please put me in touch with natalie-heaven ?"
That's on Monday nights when I do Wendi's Love Connection.
If you can't wait till them then I suggest you contact her before then.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Wendy,
A friend of mine is very confused and troubled at the moment. You see he's been using a Henry to spank the monkey with and now he wants to know if this makes him bi. I...erm he just doesn't think he can look at Hetty the same way ever again.
Many thanks
Confused, Greater Manchester |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Wendy,
A friend of mine is very confused and troubled at the moment. You see he's been using a Henry to spank the monkey with and now he wants to know if this makes him bi. I...erm he just doesn't think he can look at Hetty the same way ever again.
Many thanks
Confused, Greater Manchester "
As this is an inanimate object no.
If you sorry him want to try his curiosity, theirs plenty of guys and girls who'd not refuse.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Should I stay
Or
Should I go?
Now!
What's the question.
Love Auntie Wendi x
My fab life "
Only you know that question, are you getting the fun and enjoyment out of fab.
Do you participate in it much or to much.
Maybe take a break hide your profile for a while.
Then come back when you think you want to start using it again.
Save on making a new profile loosing verifications etc.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Should I stay
Or
Should I go?
Now!
What's the question.
Love Auntie Wendi x
My fab life
Only you know that question, are you getting the fun and enjoyment out of fab.
Do you participate in it much or to much.
Maybe take a break hide your profile for a while.
Then come back when you think you want to start using it again.
Save on making a new profile loosing verifications etc.
Love Auntie Wendi x "
I don't have any veris as I've not had a meet so not loosing anything |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Should I stay
Or
Should I go?
Now!
What's the question.
Love Auntie Wendi x
My fab life
Only you know that question, are you getting the fun and enjoyment out of fab.
Do you participate in it much or to much.
Maybe take a break hide your profile for a while.
Then come back when you think you want to start using it again.
Save on making a new profile loosing verifications etc.
Love Auntie Wendi x
I don't have any veris as I've not had a meet so not loosing anything "
As I said only you can make that discussion. I can't tell you what to do only advise.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi Auntie Wendi. Second time caller, long time listener.
Why do they make cat food in chicken/beef/fish flavours? All my cat wants to do is lick its own arse.
Do you think cat's arse-flavoured cat food is the future? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Auntie Wendi. Second time caller, long time listener.
Why do they make cat food in chicken/beef/fish flavours? All my cat wants to do is lick its own arse.
Do you think cat's arse-flavoured cat food is the future?"
I've never tasted one to know.
But personal hygiene is very important.
Maybe there's a gap in the market for it, I've seen stranger things.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Advise about going to swingers club alone?
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I've never been to a club yet. But have been to a party. I went by myself
If you wanted to have fun you could it was a social and option's to play if you wanted to.
Just be yourself chat to people it's a fun way to meet like minded people.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Wendy,
A friend of mine is very confused and troubled at the moment. You see he's been using a Henry to spank the monkey with and now he wants to know if this makes him bi. I...erm he just doesn't think he can look at Hetty the same way ever again.
Many thanks
Confused, Greater Manchester
As this is an inanimate object no.
If you sorry him want to try his curiosity, theirs plenty of guys and girls who'd not refuse.
Love Auntie Wendi x "
Thank you Wendy, your wisdom is unrivalled. 
For others benefit, I was joking, but thanks anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would I score better on fab if I said I was the Duke of Kidderminster?
Ps did you have a good bday?"
Always be yourself, nothing worse than a guy pretending to be someone he's not or telling someone what you think they want to hear.
You can smell bullshit even through a message.
The number of single guys on here outweigh the number of the rest of the site, patience is key and a virtue.
I had a lovely bday thank you for asking.
I take presents in louboutins, armis and all good designer labels.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Wendy,
A friend of mine is very confused and troubled at the moment. You see he's been using a Henry to spank the monkey with and now he wants to know if this makes him bi. I...erm he just doesn't think he can look at Hetty the same way ever again.
Many thanks
Confused, Greater Manchester
As this is an inanimate object no.
If you sorry him want to try his curiosity, theirs plenty of guys and girls who'd not refuse.
Love Auntie Wendi x
Thank you Wendy, your wisdom is unrivalled.
For others benefit, I was joking, but thanks anyway "
I know you were joking.
My none funny and serious reply would be, don't worry about it, as long as they don't find out about each other.
Hetty last longer than Henry, if you really want to try your curiosity. I recommend going for the elite so shark or dyson will solve this.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m in my 50s now and still wake up with an erection …… what’s wrong with me???????
The important question is, whos is it?  "
Obviously his!
He splints it between two ice lollyilies, keep up man.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do guys really like us BBWs? "
Yes theirs alot of guys who say this on their profiles.
Easiest way to find them, start a who likes bbw thread.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do guys really like us BBWs?
Yes theirs alot of guys who say this on their profiles.
Easiest way to find them, start a who likes bbw thread.
Love Auntie Wendi x"
Thanks Auntie Wendi, mwah x |
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"Do guys really like us BBWs? "
Yes, yes and yes again very much lol, I’ve nothing against a lady with a slim physique but I’m more attracted to a curvy bbw lady, much rather a nice big ass to hold on to haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi Wendi,
Do you have any tips on fixing a Saab 93 door lock?
Also, if the Mrs likes men cumming on her, how many men is too much?
(If any of those men know how to fix a car door, plus one will be agreed!).
M X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Wendi,
Do you have any tips on fixing a Saab 93 door lock?
Also, if the Mrs likes men cumming on her, how many men is too much?
(If any of those men know how to fix a car door, plus one will be agreed!).
M X "
I know nothing about cars my dear to help on that.
That's entirely up to the missus and how many she likes, you'd find alot of guys on here that would do a bukake party.
If it's something she's really interested in trying, discuss it and try posting on the forums.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have a book on fly fishing by j r hartley?"
No as I find it rather boring. Standing on my feet for so long and getting wet and not getting pleasure it's not enjoyable for me.
Your best bet is amazon and eBay will be your best bet for second hand for a cheap copy.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you have a book on fly fishing by j r hartley?
No as I find it rather boring. Standing on my feet for so long and getting wet and not getting pleasure it's not enjoyable for me.
Your best bet is amazon and eBay will be your best bet for second hand for a cheap copy.
Love Auntie Wendi x "
Have you not got high-heeled waders? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you have a book on fly fishing by j r hartley?
No as I find it rather boring. Standing on my feet for so long and getting wet and not getting pleasure it's not enjoyable for me.
Your best bet is amazon and eBay will be your best bet for second hand for a cheap copy.
Love Auntie Wendi x
Have you not got high-heeled waders?"
No unless you'd class my chap boots as the same thing? |
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