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"To shag her while wearing my police uniform.
I don't have one. I'm not a police officer but apparently she was and confused me with
her colleague and thought she had caught him out on here. "
She wasn't detective material then lol |
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By an MF couple on my last profile when I was in one of my bicurious phases, they wanted me to be their human toilet  
Then on this current profile a single man wanted me to do an abduction scenario with him  |
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To be fair I don't really find things that weird anymore, fab really has turned my brain that way.
Of course realistically a man asking me to smother him whilst I eat a trifle and then throw him in a muddy lake and watch him slowly disappear with a bag of cash is odd on a normal day but surprisingly things like this are just the norm now |
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"To be fair I don't really find things that weird anymore, fab really has turned my brain that way.
Of course realistically a man asking me to smother him whilst I eat a trifle and then throw him in a muddy lake and watch him slowly disappear with a bag of cash is odd on a normal day but surprisingly things like this are just the norm now "
I'd have done it just for the trifle.  |
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"To be fair I don't really find things that weird anymore, fab really has turned my brain that way.
Of course realistically a man asking me to smother him whilst I eat a trifle and then throw him in a muddy lake and watch him slowly disappear with a bag of cash is odd on a normal day but surprisingly things like this are just the norm now "
Yes I think I disappeared down the fab rabbit hole tears ago lol |
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"To be fair I don't really find things that weird anymore, fab really has turned my brain that way.
Of course realistically a man asking me to smother him whilst I eat a trifle and then throw him in a muddy lake and watch him slowly disappear with a bag of cash is odd on a normal day but surprisingly things like this are just the norm now
I'd have done it just for the trifle. "
I missed a trick there didn't I, especially one with extra fresh cream....
Gonna scroll through inbox now to find him  |
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"To be fair I don't really find things that weird anymore, fab really has turned my brain that way.
Of course realistically a man asking me to smother him whilst I eat a trifle and then throw him in a muddy lake and watch him slowly disappear with a bag of cash is odd on a normal day but surprisingly things like this are just the norm now
I'd have done it just for the trifle.
I missed a trick there didn't I, especially one with extra fresh cream....
Gonna scroll through inbox now to find him "
Save some of that cream for me |
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"To be fair I don't really find things that weird anymore, fab really has turned my brain that way.
Of course realistically a man asking me to smother him whilst I eat a trifle and then throw him in a muddy lake and watch him slowly disappear with a bag of cash is odd on a normal day but surprisingly things like this are just the norm now
I'd have done it just for the trifle.
I missed a trick there didn't I, especially one with extra fresh cream....
Gonna scroll through inbox now to find him
Save some of that cream for me "
Suppose you'd want half of the cash aswell?? |
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"To be fair I don't really find things that weird anymore, fab really has turned my brain that way.
Of course realistically a man asking me to smother him whilst I eat a trifle and then throw him in a muddy lake and watch him slowly disappear with a bag of cash is odd on a normal day but surprisingly things like this are just the norm now
I'd have done it just for the trifle.
I missed a trick there didn't I, especially one with extra fresh cream....
Gonna scroll through inbox now to find him
Save some of that cream for me
Suppose you'd want half of the cash aswell?? "
Nah I prefer payment in kind |
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Cor you people make me feel so boring! What stories!
If only a woman had suggested she would pay me to shag her pregnant on top of the Eiffel Tower with a scale model of Hitler’s limo up her ass while her great aunt watched on a YouTube live feed while trying to break the world record for eating the most bananas in an hour!  |
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"To be fair I don't really find things that weird anymore, fab really has turned my brain that way.
Of course realistically a man asking me to smother him whilst I eat a trifle and then throw him in a muddy lake and watch him slowly disappear with a bag of cash is odd on a normal day but surprisingly things like this are just the norm now
I'd have done it just for the trifle.
I missed a trick there didn't I, especially one with extra fresh cream....
Gonna scroll through inbox now to find him "
We need a guy who just wants to make us some trifle and then buggera off |
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After hours of chatting to a GIRL that seemed very genuine, plenty pics and verified. I arrived to meet her, got told to undress in my car and walk down the street to the address I'd been given. It was about -3 at the time and the house was all dark. I refused, and got blocked. Not particularly wierd but, that seemed to be the agenda all along. There's too many guys here with fake female profiles trying to get straight guys to satisfy their kinks. |
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" After hours of chatting to a GIRL that seemed very genuine, plenty pics and verified. I arrived to meet her, got told to undress in my car and walk down the street to the address I'd been given. It was about -3 at the time and the house was all dark. I refused, and got blocked. Not particularly wierd but, that seemed to be the agenda all along. There's too many guys here with fake female profiles trying to get straight guys to satisfy their kinks. "
Wow, that's verging on illegal on top of very very weird |
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"To be fair I don't really find things that weird anymore, fab really has turned my brain that way.
Of course realistically a man asking me to smother him whilst I eat a trifle and then throw him in a muddy lake and watch him slowly disappear with a bag of cash is odd on a normal day but surprisingly things like this are just the norm now
I'd have done it just for the trifle.
I missed a trick there didn't I, especially one with extra fresh cream....
Gonna scroll through inbox now to find him
We need a guy who just wants to make us some trifle and then buggera off"
Oh definitely down for this Hopefully he's got a hot tub we can relax in too whilst we watch him make it  |
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"What's the weirdest request you ever received on fab "
Someone wanted to meet for a social, coffee and cake, no *uneccesariness.
Fuck'n weirdos......
Winston
*thanks to Brighton Steve for the wonderful word. |
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"Wanted me to bitch slap another woman while he watched ?
I can see the appeal though there to be fair.
You may enlighten me  "
I think its the ensuing brawl that spooling up my imagination. |
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"Someone requested photos of the inside of my house to make sure it was clean and tidy before a meet."
Lol, couldn’t they have just made a polite excuse and left, whatever next, re-decor the house to their tastes |
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A Guy asking me how far down I pulled my pants down while having a shit . I’m really not sure why he wanted to know this but suffice to say just in case he is reading this I pull them down far enough to make a splash |
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Think mine was when i was about 16 and had my dick in a woman and she commented would u take ur Finger out and put ur Dick in me . I think i realised then size matter to some woman . Only a average Man |
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"Someone requested photos of the inside of my house to make sure it was clean and tidy before a meet.
Lol, couldn’t they have just made a polite excuse and left, whatever next, re-decor the house to their tastes "
Exactly, they wanted to know what the carpets were like, if it smelled nice, if I made my bed, if all my clothes were put away and if the bathroom was clean. I'm not looking to make anyone's housewife. I just said 'it is clean and tidy but I don't think it's going to be up to your standards like, we'll just give it a miss.' |
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"Think mine was when i was about 16 and had my dick in a woman and she commented would u take ur Finger out and put ur Dick in me . I think i realised then size matter to some woman . Only a average Man "
That’s pretty unkind! I think I’d have left and told her to try a horse! |
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"Someone requested photos of the inside of my house to make sure it was clean and tidy before a meet.
Lol, couldn’t they have just made a polite excuse and left, whatever next, re-decor the house to their tastes
Exactly, they wanted to know what the carpets were like, if it smelled nice, if I made my bed, if all my clothes were put away and if the bathroom was clean. I'm not looking to make anyone's housewife. I just said 'it is clean and tidy but I don't think it's going to be up to your standards like, we'll just give it a miss.' "
That’s damn personal - you handled it very graciously! |
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Then could she pee on me 