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By *unseeker100 OP   Man  over a year ago

batley

What's the weirdest request you ever received on fab

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Put your balls in as well please

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By *unseeker100 OP   Man  over a year ago

batley

Did you oblige ?

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

To shag her while wearing my police uniform.

I don't have one. I'm not a police officer but apparently she was and confused me with her colleague and thought she had caught him out on here.

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By *willfindyouWoman  over a year ago

Not looking to meet new peeps.

Too have some guy Sh*t in my mouth

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By *unseeker100 OP   Man  over a year ago

batley


"To shag her while wearing my police uniform.

I don't have one. I'm not a police officer but apparently she was and confused me with

her colleague and thought she had caught him out on here. "

She wasn't detective material then lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

By an MF couple on my last profile when I was in one of my bicurious phases, they wanted me to be their human toilet

Then on this current profile a single man wanted me to do an abduction scenario with him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some guy wanted me to push him in a slurry pit and he was going to pay me. Errr no thanks. He may not got out out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To be fair I don't really find things that weird anymore, fab really has turned my brain that way.

Of course realistically a man asking me to smother him whilst I eat a trifle and then throw him in a muddy lake and watch him slowly disappear with a bag of cash is odd on a normal day but surprisingly things like this are just the norm now

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

For me to shit on someone x

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

To see my penis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To sell my underwear after I had cum in them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some guy wanted me to push him in a slurry pit and he was going to pay me. Errr no thanks. He may not got out out of it. "

I did get out though x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If a guy could bring is bother and sisters along so they could watch

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"For me to shit on someone x"

Your a Tory MP?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire

Had several from blokes (maggots) over the years mentioning children, vile..

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By *unseeker100 OP   Man  over a year ago

batley


"Had several from blokes (maggots) over the years mentioning children, vile.."

Nasty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some guy wanted me to push him in a slurry pit and he was going to pay me. Errr no thanks. He may not got out out of it. "

Had this one today too

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By *unx2019Couple  over a year ago

Moray

Not really had any although you would think some of things we ask for were wierd !!!

We just love being bi cuckold couple

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By *eamworkboyMan  over a year ago

Irvine

A couple asked if I would put my face in her butt area while she farted Then could she pee on me

They are blocked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's the weirdest request you ever received on fab "

After 12 yrs on and off here weird has become unsurprisingly normal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be fair I don't really find things that weird anymore, fab really has turned my brain that way.

Of course realistically a man asking me to smother him whilst I eat a trifle and then throw him in a muddy lake and watch him slowly disappear with a bag of cash is odd on a normal day but surprisingly things like this are just the norm now "

I'd have done it just for the trifle.

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By *unseeker100 OP   Man  over a year ago

batley


"To be fair I don't really find things that weird anymore, fab really has turned my brain that way.

Of course realistically a man asking me to smother him whilst I eat a trifle and then throw him in a muddy lake and watch him slowly disappear with a bag of cash is odd on a normal day but surprisingly things like this are just the norm now "

Yes I think I disappeared down the fab rabbit hole tears ago lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be fair I don't really find things that weird anymore, fab really has turned my brain that way.

Of course realistically a man asking me to smother him whilst I eat a trifle and then throw him in a muddy lake and watch him slowly disappear with a bag of cash is odd on a normal day but surprisingly things like this are just the norm now

I'd have done it just for the trifle. "

I missed a trick there didn't I, especially one with extra fresh cream....

Gonna scroll through inbox now to find him

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By *unseeker100 OP   Man  over a year ago

batley


"To be fair I don't really find things that weird anymore, fab really has turned my brain that way.

Of course realistically a man asking me to smother him whilst I eat a trifle and then throw him in a muddy lake and watch him slowly disappear with a bag of cash is odd on a normal day but surprisingly things like this are just the norm now

I'd have done it just for the trifle.

I missed a trick there didn't I, especially one with extra fresh cream....

Gonna scroll through inbox now to find him "

Save some of that cream for me

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By *unseeker100 OP   Man  over a year ago

batley

Nothing weird at all about that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be fair I don't really find things that weird anymore, fab really has turned my brain that way.

Of course realistically a man asking me to smother him whilst I eat a trifle and then throw him in a muddy lake and watch him slowly disappear with a bag of cash is odd on a normal day but surprisingly things like this are just the norm now

I'd have done it just for the trifle.

I missed a trick there didn't I, especially one with extra fresh cream....

Gonna scroll through inbox now to find him

Save some of that cream for me "

Suppose you'd want half of the cash aswell??

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By *unseeker100 OP   Man  over a year ago

batley


"To be fair I don't really find things that weird anymore, fab really has turned my brain that way.

Of course realistically a man asking me to smother him whilst I eat a trifle and then throw him in a muddy lake and watch him slowly disappear with a bag of cash is odd on a normal day but surprisingly things like this are just the norm now

I'd have done it just for the trifle.

I missed a trick there didn't I, especially one with extra fresh cream....

Gonna scroll through inbox now to find him

Save some of that cream for me

Suppose you'd want half of the cash aswell?? "

Nah I prefer payment in kind

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By *he Artful TodgerMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

A guy asking if I’d use his face as a urinal, he’s now blocked the stinking wretch….

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By *he Artful TodgerMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel


"If a guy could bring is bother and sisters along so they could watch "

That’s fucked up…

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Blow up balloons til they burst...

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By *oeofsussexMan  over a year ago

Eastbourne

Cor you people make me feel so boring! What stories!

If only a woman had suggested she would pay me to shag her pregnant on top of the Eiffel Tower with a scale model of Hitler’s limo up her ass while her great aunt watched on a YouTube live feed while trying to break the world record for eating the most bananas in an hour!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If a guy could bring is bother and sisters along so they could watch

That’s fucked up… "

Definitely he got swiftly blocked and reported

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By *uckyNineMan  over a year ago

prescot

After being on fab for a while I’m finding the lines very blurred between what’s weird and what’s not anymore!!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"To be fair I don't really find things that weird anymore, fab really has turned my brain that way.

Of course realistically a man asking me to smother him whilst I eat a trifle and then throw him in a muddy lake and watch him slowly disappear with a bag of cash is odd on a normal day but surprisingly things like this are just the norm now

I'd have done it just for the trifle.

I missed a trick there didn't I, especially one with extra fresh cream....

Gonna scroll through inbox now to find him "

We need a guy who just wants to make us some trifle and then buggera off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Been told to just be myself. Anyone who knows me will tell you that's weird

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

After hours of chatting to a GIRL that seemed very genuine, plenty pics and verified. I arrived to meet her, got told to undress in my car and walk down the street to the address I'd been given. It was about -3 at the time and the house was all dark. I refused, and got blocked. Not particularly wierd but, that seemed to be the agenda all along. There's too many guys here with fake female profiles trying to get straight guys to satisfy their kinks.

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By *eamworkboyMan  over a year ago

Irvine


" After hours of chatting to a GIRL that seemed very genuine, plenty pics and verified. I arrived to meet her, got told to undress in my car and walk down the street to the address I'd been given. It was about -3 at the time and the house was all dark. I refused, and got blocked. Not particularly wierd but, that seemed to be the agenda all along. There's too many guys here with fake female profiles trying to get straight guys to satisfy their kinks. "

Wow, that's verging on illegal on top of very very weird

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wanted me to bitch slap another woman while he watched ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wanted me to bitch slap another woman while he watched ?"

I can see the appeal though there to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be fair I don't really find things that weird anymore, fab really has turned my brain that way.

Of course realistically a man asking me to smother him whilst I eat a trifle and then throw him in a muddy lake and watch him slowly disappear with a bag of cash is odd on a normal day but surprisingly things like this are just the norm now

I'd have done it just for the trifle.

I missed a trick there didn't I, especially one with extra fresh cream....

Gonna scroll through inbox now to find him

We need a guy who just wants to make us some trifle and then buggera off"

Oh definitely down for this Hopefully he's got a hot tub we can relax in too whilst we watch him make it

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

To have sex in the birdseed isle of b&m bargains while eating an out of date pot noodle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wanted me to bitch slap another woman while he watched ?

I can see the appeal though there to be fair. "

You may enlighten me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To have sex in the birdseed isle of b&m bargains while eating an out of date pot noodle "

Damn

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple  over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"What's the weirdest request you ever received on fab "

Someone wanted to meet for a social, coffee and cake, no *uneccesariness.

Fuck'n weirdos......

Winston

*thanks to Brighton Steve for the wonderful word.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wanted me to bitch slap another woman while he watched ?

I can see the appeal though there to be fair.

You may enlighten me "

I think its the ensuing brawl that spooling up my imagination.

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By *romagefraisWoman  over a year ago

Sunderland

Someone requested photos of the inside of my house to make sure it was clean and tidy before a meet.

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By *he Artful TodgerMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel


"Someone requested photos of the inside of my house to make sure it was clean and tidy before a meet."

Lol, couldn’t they have just made a polite excuse and left, whatever next, re-decor the house to their tastes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Guy asking me how far down I pulled my pants down while having a shit . I’m really not sure why he wanted to know this but suffice to say just in case he is reading this I pull them down far enough to make a splash

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think mine was when i was about 16 and had my dick in a woman and she commented would u take ur Finger out and put ur Dick in me . I think i realised then size matter to some woman . Only a average Man

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By *romagefraisWoman  over a year ago

Sunderland


"Someone requested photos of the inside of my house to make sure it was clean and tidy before a meet.

Lol, couldn’t they have just made a polite excuse and left, whatever next, re-decor the house to their tastes "

Exactly, they wanted to know what the carpets were like, if it smelled nice, if I made my bed, if all my clothes were put away and if the bathroom was clean. I'm not looking to make anyone's housewife. I just said 'it is clean and tidy but I don't think it's going to be up to your standards like, we'll just give it a miss.'

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By *oeofsussexMan  over a year ago

Eastbourne


"Think mine was when i was about 16 and had my dick in a woman and she commented would u take ur Finger out and put ur Dick in me . I think i realised then size matter to some woman . Only a average Man "

That’s pretty unkind! I think I’d have left and told her to try a horse!

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By *oeofsussexMan  over a year ago

Eastbourne


"Someone requested photos of the inside of my house to make sure it was clean and tidy before a meet.

Lol, couldn’t they have just made a polite excuse and left, whatever next, re-decor the house to their tastes

Exactly, they wanted to know what the carpets were like, if it smelled nice, if I made my bed, if all my clothes were put away and if the bathroom was clean. I'm not looking to make anyone's housewife. I just said 'it is clean and tidy but I don't think it's going to be up to your standards like, we'll just give it a miss.' "

That’s damn personal - you handled it very graciously!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For me to shit on someone x

Your a Tory MP?

"

No, they shit on US.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone requested photos of the inside of my house to make sure it was clean and tidy before a meet."

I actually laughed out loud reading this!

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By *oeofsussexMan  over a year ago

Eastbourne


"For me to shit on someone x

Your a Tory MP?

No, they shit on US."

Don’t you mean they shit IN the US - they call it the Amber Heard technique!

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By *jekimMan  over a year ago

Wigan

I had a guy on a couple account beg me to put the same socks on for a week then cum on them an send them too him so after I blocked him he tried three other accounts

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