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Why don't you see elephants hiding in tree's?
Because they are good at it.
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Why do elephant's paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry tree's
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What's the loudest noise in the jungle
Giraffes eating cherries |
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Why did the elephant cross the road ???
Chickens day off..
How does a penguin build his house???
Igloos it together...
Two gold fish in a tank, one says to the other,,do you know how to drive this thing...
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“A big, burly dude walks into a bar...
He walks right up to the middle of the bar and orders a shot of the cheapest whiskey they have. He grabs the shot glass, and before he drinks it, he looks to the people on his right and says, "You're all a bunch of cock suckers!" They all sit there stunned. He orders another shot, and before he drinks it, he looks to the left, and says, "You're all a bunch of mother fuckers." But before he can get the glass to his lips, he notices a little guy on his left is walking towards him. He puts the glass down and asks, "You gotta problem with that?" The little guys says, "Um, no sir, I'm just on the wrong side." |
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"“A big, burly dude walks into a bar...
He walks right up to the middle of the bar and orders a shot of the cheapest whiskey they have. He grabs the shot glass, and before he drinks it, he looks to the people on his right and says, "You're all a bunch of cock suckers!" They all sit there stunned. He orders another shot, and before he drinks it, he looks to the left, and says, "You're all a bunch of mother fuckers." But before he can get the glass to his lips, he notices a little guy on his left is walking towards him. He puts the glass down and asks, "You gotta problem with that?" The little guys says, "Um, no sir, I'm just on the wrong side.""
Made me laugh. ..thanks |
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"“A big, burly dude walks into a bar...
He walks right up to the middle of the bar and orders a shot of the cheapest whiskey they have. He grabs the shot glass, and before he drinks it, he looks to the people on his right and says, "You're all a bunch of cock suckers!" They all sit there stunned. He orders another shot, and before he drinks it, he looks to the left, and says, "You're all a bunch of mother fuckers." But before he can get the glass to his lips, he notices a little guy on his left is walking towards him. He puts the glass down and asks, "You gotta problem with that?" The little guys says, "Um, no sir, I'm just on the wrong side."
Made me laugh. ..thanks "
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