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By *ememberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley

I’d love to get some feedback on what you lot think of my profile …

Be honest I can take it

There’s seems to be a lot of comments on the forums … less cock pictures more about guys in their bio

I thought my profile summed me up well but let’s hear it ….

What needs to change ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Does "I'm here to bring the thunder" mean you fart loudly ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can’t see anything wrong with it, I think it looks good.

If anything maybe a few similar/same-y photos though

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east

I dont get why people get so obsessed with profiles ..put on your profile whats right for you ..its your shop window ... what others say may work for them but not work for others ..just add what you think ..some may like it some may not you cant please everyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And I thought this was a thread about sausages. Imagine my disappointment with bbq season right at our feet when I can find tips where to search for the next best Lincolnshire!

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By *iss KinkWoman  over a year ago

North West

Your bio reads like a list and some of your photos are a few years old

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"And I thought this was a thread about sausages. Imagine my disappointment with bbq season right at our feet when I can find tips where to search for the next best Lincolnshire! "

There's a better sausage than the M&S Posh Dog?

Tell me more, tell me more...

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I’d love to get some feedback on what you lot think of my profile …

Be honest I can take it

There’s seems to be a lot of comments on the forums … less cock pictures more about guys in their bio

I thought my profile summed me up well but let’s hear it ….

What needs to change ? "

I had no idea brackets were a kink, until I read OP's profile.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And I thought this was a thread about sausages. Imagine my disappointment with bbq season right at our feet when I can find tips where to search for the next best Lincolnshire!

There's a better sausage than the M&S Posh Dog?

Tell me more, tell me more..."

*sing -

It looks like a cigar

Tell me more tell me more

Tastes awesome when charre’d

Uh hu. Uh hu. Uh hu! …..

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"Does "I'm here to bring the thunder" mean you fart loudly ?"

Interpret it as you wish

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"I dont get why people get so obsessed with profiles ..put on your profile whats right for you ..its your shop window ... what others say may work for them but not work for others ..just add what you think ..some may like it some may not you cant please everyone "

I’m not that fussed to be honest I just wanted opinions

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"Your bio reads like a list and some of your photos are a few years old"

And a list isn’t preferable ?

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"I’d love to get some feedback on what you lot think of my profile …

Be honest I can take it

There’s seems to be a lot of comments on the forums … less cock pictures more about guys in their bio

I thought my profile summed me up well but let’s hear it ….

What needs to change ?

I had no idea brackets were a kink, until I read OP's profile.

"

Brackets … I have no idea what you’re getting at ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wear a fedora. It worked for Indiana Jones.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's missing a good ol' face pic

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"Wear a fedora. It worked for Indiana Jones."

I’m on it

Thank you

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"It's missing a good ol' face pic "

They’re private

As my profession frowns upon this lifestyle

I’m either a spy or a priest either way … you’ll never know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its all a bit nondescript tbh and the pics are not very imaginative either..imo

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"

Brackets … I have no idea what you’re getting at ? "

There are six in your profile text

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"And I thought this was a thread about sausages. Imagine my disappointment with bbq season right at our feet when I can find tips where to search for the next best Lincolnshire!

There's a better sausage than the M&S Posh Dog?

Tell me more, tell me more..."

The M&S posh dog you speak of …. Do you eat that without chewing …. ?

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"Its all a bit nondescript tbh and the pics are not very imaginative either..imo"

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"

Brackets … I have no idea what you’re getting at ?

There are six in your profile text"

Where did I say they turn me on ? That’s what a fetish is right ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good use of the word tonne instead of ton.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quick edit:

‘I’m heading back to the UK for a few months after spending a year out of the country for work. Looking to meet new people with whom I can explore my sexual boundaries with. Laughter, good conversation and kissing are all qualities I pride myself on.

I am looking for new connections and for people to meet that match my interests and desires. I have a thing for ladies in sexy heels/ underwear and of course out of them too…. ‘

I dropped a few of the bracketed quotes as they weren’t really needed. I also got rid of the oral foreplay part as it’ll be put into your likes and dislikes section. Plus it’s nice to have this in your armour to discuss with your connection in conversation. Lost the words ‘fun’ and ‘top banter’ as I’ve picked up over the years this can be a red flag for a lot of woman. They prefer a more subtle approach. This is purely just my opinion as to how it may read better so don’t be put out or even use it. Just thought it may help

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

As someone above said, it should be your take on it profile, to reflect you.

Keep it up to date. If you're back in the UK now, remove the intro that you're not here.

Each line should pull people in and along, to continue reading. Perhaps start with your strongest bits?

What area you're interested in, may be helpful.

I agree with the point that some of your pics are a little samey. Try to get really clear, bright pics, unless using lightning to effect - or lightning, if it complements your thunder well.

Perhaps add a pic showing the back of your head, if it can help you to stay anonymous. This could work well, if it helps you to still show off your shoulders, as 1 of your old pics does.

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"Quick edit:

‘I’m heading back to the UK for a few months after spending a year out of the country for work. Looking to meet new people with whom I can explore my sexual boundaries with. Laughter, good conversation and kissing are all qualities I pride myself on.

I am looking for new connections and for people to meet that match my interests and desires. I have a thing for ladies in sexy heels/ underwear and of course out of them too…. ‘

I dropped a few of the bracketed quotes as they weren’t really needed. I also got rid of the oral foreplay part as it’ll be put into your likes and dislikes section. Plus it’s nice to have this in your armour to discuss with your connection in conversation. Lost the words ‘fun’ and ‘top banter’ as I’ve picked up over the years this can be a red flag for a lot of woman. They prefer a more subtle approach. This is purely just my opinion as to how it may read better so don’t be put out or even use it. Just thought it may help "

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By *teveanddebsCouple  over a year ago

Norwich

No cock pic and single but can't accommodate.

We wouldn't look any further than that.

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"No cock pic and single but can't accommodate.

We wouldn't look any further than that."

my cock pics are private but thank you

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"As someone above said, it should be your take on it profile, to reflect you.

Keep it up to date. If you're back in the UK now, remove the intro that you're not here.

Each line should pull people in and along, to continue reading. Perhaps start with your strongest bits?

What area you're interested in, may be helpful.

I agree with the point that some of your pics are a little samey. Try to get really clear, bright pics, unless using lightning to effect - or lightning, if it complements your thunder well.

Perhaps add a pic showing the back of your head, if it can help you to stay anonymous. This could work well, if it helps you to still show off your shoulders, as 1 of your old pics does. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’d love to get some feedback on what you lot think of my profile …

Be honest I can take it

There’s seems to be a lot of comments on the forums … less cock pictures more about guys in their bio

I thought my profile summed me up well but let’s hear it ….

What needs to change ? "

From a female perspective- yes less is more. A bit of a cheeky picture here and there is nice to see. I thought your profile was pretty good to be fair. Mix up the photos a bit. But overall good effort

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"I’d love to get some feedback on what you lot think of my profile …

Be honest I can take it

There’s seems to be a lot of comments on the forums … less cock pictures more about guys in their bio

I thought my profile summed me up well but let’s hear it ….

What needs to change ?

From a female perspective- yes less is more. A bit of a cheeky picture here and there is nice to see. I thought your profile was pretty good to be fair. Mix up the photos a bit. But overall good effort "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nawt up with it id say to anyone the same do you dont jump thru hoops for people

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Photos aren't particularly inspiring.

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"Nawt up with it id say to anyone the same do you dont jump thru hoops for people"

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man  over a year ago

barnsley


"Photos aren't particularly inspiring. "

I’ll try take some more inspiring ones

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By *ob198XaMan  over a year ago

teleford


"I’d love to get some feedback on what you lot think of my profile …

Be honest I can take it

There’s seems to be a lot of comments on the forums … less cock pictures more about guys in their bio

I thought my profile summed me up well but let’s hear it ….

What needs to change ? "

To improve you chances here (and this applies to all males) what needs to change is your gender! Supply and demand weighs heavily against us.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chipolata here

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