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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have an email from the nationally lottery headlined “Good news about your ticket!”
It could be a million pounds or it could be a lucky dip.
If I don’t open the email…
Also have an email saying we have a new message on Fab swingers.
Bet it’s a cock picture.
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"I have an email from the nationally lottery headlined “Good news about your ticket!”
It could be a million pounds or it could be a lucky dip.
If I don’t open the email…
Also have an email saying we have a new message on Fab swingers.
Bet it’s a cock picture.
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If its an unsolicited cock pic, this is an acceptable response. 
https://youtu.be/RCSYBeWuDhw
Winston |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If it's the best possible news and I hope it is
Would you stay on fab or join an altogether more exclusive club. "
I’d hire a private detective to go round the house of every 10th married man that sent us a cock picture and “meet me now!” Message and show it to his wife. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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Point of order, OP. You're not Shrodinger's Millionaire - You're Schrodinger's Lottery Player.
You're only a millionaire in theory, just like the cat was only dead in theory.
Extreme pedantry, I know. It's been a long week... |
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"Point of order, OP. You're not Shrodinger's Millionaire - You're Schrodinger's Lottery Player.
You're only a millionaire in theory, just like the cat was only dead in theory.
Extreme pedantry, I know. It's been a long week..."
You my friend need help !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have an email from the nationally lottery headlined “Good news about your ticket!”
It could be a million pounds or it could be a lucky dip.
If I don’t open the email…
Also have an email saying we have a new message on Fab swingers.
Bet it’s a cock picture.
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Or most probably you won £5.80 lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Point of order, OP. You're not Shrodinger's Millionaire - You're Schrodinger's Lottery Player.
You're only a millionaire in theory, just like the cat was only dead in theory.
Extreme pedantry, I know. It's been a long week..."
It could still be a superposition. |
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"Point of order, OP. You're not Shrodinger's Millionaire - You're Schrodinger's Lottery Player.
You're only a millionaire in theory, just like the cat was only dead in theory.
Extreme pedantry, I know. It's been a long week..."
But isn't that the point, until you open the email you are both a millionaire and a loser.
Quantum superposition - you've to love it. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"Point of order, OP. You're not Shrodinger's Millionaire - You're Schrodinger's Lottery Player.
You're only a millionaire in theory, just like the cat was only dead in theory.
Extreme pedantry, I know. It's been a long week...
But isn't that the point, until you open the email you are both a millionaire and a loser.
Quantum superposition - you've to love it."
It was a wording thing, not a philosophy one. |
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By *innocentMan
over a year ago
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This happened the other day to me, awoke Saturday to a lotto email. I saved logging in to check it all day ,spent the entire Saturday in the sun imagining what if.
Even bought some wine just in case.
Put some music on.
£2.80
Oh well.
Enough for one more ticket I guess.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This happened the other day to me, awoke Saturday to a lotto email. I saved logging in to check it all day ,spent the entire Saturday in the sun imagining what if.
Even bought some wine just in case.
Put some music on.
£2.80
Oh well.
Enough for one more ticket I guess.
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It was nice while it lasted though.  |
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By *innocentMan
over a year ago
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"This happened the other day to me, awoke Saturday to a lotto email. I saved logging in to check it all day ,spent the entire Saturday in the sun imagining what if.
Even bought some wine just in case.
Put some music on.
£2.80
Oh well.
Enough for one more ticket I guess.
It was nice while it lasted though. "
I just want to feel like Charlie opening a chocolate bar in Willy Wonka just once in my life  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have all thought this when we get the email but the post title is very clever, I never thought of it like that.I did win btw and got the email. I was not catlike and soon found out it was £3.10 |
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"Point of order, OP. You're not Shrodinger's Millionaire - You're Schrodinger's Lottery Player.
You're only a millionaire in theory, just like the cat was only dead in theory.
Extreme pedantry, I know. It's been a long week..."
At the risk of more pedantry, under the cat 'experiment' the OP would be simultaneously a millionaire and penniless at the same time, no? |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"Point of order, OP. You're not Shrodinger's Millionaire - You're Schrodinger's Lottery Player.
You're only a millionaire in theory, just like the cat was only dead in theory.
Extreme pedantry, I know. It's been a long week...
At the risk of more pedantry, under the cat 'experiment' the OP would be simultaneously a millionaire and penniless at the same time, no?"
Agreed. My middle paragraph only gave one of the two states for each example, purely for reasons of brevity.
Which went well... |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
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"Guys, guys, just let the OP enjoy their quantum state of wealth. I bet they've already spent their £2.80 on 2x Freddos and a pack of chewing gum  "
OK.
I'm off to the bank to tell them I'm wealthy on a quantum state basis. |
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