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over a year ago
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"Finally been on the site long enough to come chat on the forums.... Hello everyone!
Question..... Can you laugh a girl into bed? "
Good mornin and welcome 
I think so yes! Obviously depends how funny you are
Tell me a joke  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Finally been on the site long enough to come chat on the forums.... Hello everyone!
Question..... Can you laugh a girl into bed?
Good mornin and welcome
I think so yes! Obviously depends how funny you are
Tell me a joke "
I never said I was funny! Few people have commented on my profile that it made them laugh.... But no offers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finally been on the site long enough to come chat on the forums.... Hello everyone!
Question..... Can you laugh a girl into bed?
Good mornin and welcome
I think so yes! Obviously depends how funny you are
Tell me a joke "
fuck jokes hes fit x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finally been on the site long enough to come chat on the forums.... Hello everyone!
Question..... Can you laugh a girl into bed?
Good mornin and welcome
I think so yes! Obviously depends how funny you are
Tell me a joke
fuck jokes hes fit x"
Jezabel.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Finally been on the site long enough to come chat on the forums.... Hello everyone!
Question..... Can you laugh a girl into bed?
Good mornin and welcome
I think so yes! Obviously depends how funny you are
Tell me a joke
fuck jokes hes fit x"
Thanks wish I could say the same for you... Where are your photos? Thought my profile was bad lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finally been on the site long enough to come chat on the forums.... Hello everyone!
Question..... Can you laugh a girl into bed?
Good mornin and welcome
I think so yes! Obviously depends how funny you are
Tell me a joke
fuck jokes hes fit x
Thanks wish I could say the same for you... Where are your photos? Thought my profile was bad lol "
Admin removed them after complaints that they were causing inferiority complexes....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Finally been on the site long enough to come chat on the forums.... Hello everyone!
Question..... Can you laugh a girl into bed?
Good mornin and welcome
I think so yes! Obviously depends how funny you are
Tell me a joke
fuck jokes hes fit x
Thanks wish I could say the same for you... Where are your photos? Thought my profile was bad lol
Admin removed them after complaints that they were causing inferiority complexes.... "
Ha ha your funny fancy a shag? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You have 100 old women in a room. How do yoy get 99 of them to shout "fuck"!!!! ???
Get the other 1 to shout Bingo!!!!!
I'll get my coat.
Owl x"
Ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finally been on the site long enough to come chat on the forums.... Hello everyone!
Question..... Can you laugh a girl into bed?
Good mornin and welcome
I think so yes! Obviously depends how funny you are
Tell me a joke
fuck jokes hes fit x
Thanks wish I could say the same for you... Where are your photos? Thought my profile was bad lol
Admin removed them after complaints that they were causing inferiority complexes....
Ha ha your funny fancy a shag? "
I never shag on the first thread.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have 100 old women in a room. How do yoy get 99 of them to shout "fuck"!!!! ???
Get the other 1 to shout Bingo!!!!!
I'll get my coat.
Owl x
What's bingo ?"
It's what we lower classes do for entertainment ma'am.... Me benefits won't stretch to Baccarat.....  |
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"Yes you can laugh girls into bed. Women take a little more effort.
Is your Stannah on the blink again?
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The Stannah's fine it's the overflowing bedpan that concerns me. I can't handle stinging eyes as easily as I used to. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Finally been on the site long enough to come chat on the forums.... Hello everyone!
Question..... Can you laugh a girl into bed?
Good mornin and welcome
I think so yes! Obviously depends how funny you are
Tell me a joke
fuck jokes hes fit x
Thanks wish I could say the same for you... Where are your photos? Thought my profile was bad lol
Admin removed them after complaints that they were causing inferiority complexes....
Ha ha your funny fancy a shag?
I never shag on the first thread.... "
lol for the record I dont do guys I was just joking.... dont want to lead you on lol |
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"Finally been on the site long enough to come chat on the forums.... Hello everyone!
Question..... Can you laugh a girl into bed?
Good mornin and welcome
I think so yes! Obviously depends how funny you are
Tell me a joke
fuck jokes hes fit x
Thanks wish I could say the same for you... Where are your photos? Thought my profile was bad lol
Admin removed them after complaints that they were causing inferiority complexes....
Ha ha your funny fancy a shag?
I never shag on the first thread....
lol for the record I dont do guys I was just joking.... dont want to lead you on lol "
Do we have a case for Breach of Promise here ? |
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"You have 100 old women in a room. How do yoy get 99 of them to shout "fuck"!!!! ???
Get the other 1 to shout Bingo!!!!!
I'll get my coat.
Owl x
What's bingo ?
It's what we lower classes do for entertainment ma'am.... Me benefits won't stretch to Baccarat..... "
I've played a game where we all shout Mansion... Is thet the very same ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Welcome to the mad house.
And I'd say some ladies like their gents to have some form of wit.
If a gent can make me laugh, he has a better chance in meeting me.
Stick around and have some fun.
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"Welcome to the mad house.
And I'd say some ladies like their gents to have some form of wit.
If a gent can make me laugh, he has a better chance in meeting me.
Stick around and have some fun.
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If you want to meet Pearl be prepared to feign a love of the outdoors canvas and canines. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Welcome to the mad house.
And I'd say some ladies like their gents to have some form of wit.
If a gent can make me laugh, he has a better chance in meeting me.
Stick around and have some fun.
If you want to meet Pearl be prepared to feign a love of the outdoors canvas and canines. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ha ha your funny fancy a shag?
I never shag on the first thread....
lol for the record I dont do guys I was just joking.... dont want to lead you on lol
Cock tease  "
Another bloody timewaster.... 
*Sobs uncontrollably....* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Welcome to the parliment of sex sites.
Just like to add I'm a bloke an don't want to shag you, however my misses does but then again she's been fucking my wallet for 27yrs so it makes a change lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ha ha your funny fancy a shag?
I never shag on the first thread....
lol for the record I dont do guys I was just joking.... dont want to lead you on lol
Cock tease
Another bloody timewaster....
*Sobs uncontrollably....*"
Oh go on then! Hope your not a big boy lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"pmsl welcome to the forums
wonder if you will stick around now you know what you have to put up with "
Thank you No not put off everyone seems very funny and friendly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Welcome to the mad house.
And I'd say some ladies like their gents to have some form of wit.
If a gent can make me laugh, he has a better chance in meeting me.
Stick around and have some fun.
If you want to meet Pearl be prepared to feign a love of the outdoors canvas and canines. "
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Hang on a minute, I have yet to mix camping with fun with anyone off FAB!  |
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"Welcome to the mad house.
And I'd say some ladies like their gents to have some form of wit.
If a gent can make me laugh, he has a better chance in meeting me.
Stick around and have some fun.
If you want to meet Pearl be prepared to feign a love of the outdoors canvas and canines.
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Hang on a minute, I have yet to mix camping with fun with anyone off FAB! "
How close is Wilts to Hert....
You can have a Cheeky - Euro Sandwich Pearl with you in the middle.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha ha they said my profile reminds them of donkey because Irrational thoughts that tumble out the mouth without thought or reasoning hahhahahahaause "
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Don't pay any notice, as there are plenty others who definitely do that and think they are god's gifts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone just inboxed me saying I remind them of donkey off shrek??????????? lol
That reeks
Did you upgrade to the 'scratch n sniff' option?"
Comes as standard with Platinum membership..... |
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"Someone just inboxed me saying I remind them of donkey off shrek??????????? lol
That reeks
Did you upgrade to the 'scratch n sniff' option?
Comes as standard with Platinum membership..... "
How's that 3D Cock-o-vision working for you? Is it really like it's coming out of the monitor to stir your coffee? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im lost???? Apollo's Belt Mercury's muffin top???"
think the appollos belt is where a man is muscular and has those two indent lines pointing down to his groin.. looks like where a belt would be. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im lost???? Apollo's Belt Mercury's muffin top???
think the appollos belt is where a man is muscular and has those two indent lines pointing down to his groin.. looks like where a belt would be."
Oh I see.... maybe I should eat more lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im lost???? Apollo's Belt Mercury's muffin top???
think the appollos belt is where a man is muscular and has those two indent lines pointing down to his groin.. looks like where a belt would be.
Oh I see.... maybe I should eat more lol"
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No, as you may turn into a waterbed and that is not a good look! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im lost???? Apollo's Belt Mercury's muffin top???
think the appollos belt is where a man is muscular and has those two indent lines pointing down to his groin.. looks like where a belt would be.
Oh I see.... maybe I should eat more lol
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No, as you may turn into a waterbed and that is not a good look! "
lol I eat like a horse! every 2/3 hours and dont gain a pound... no chance of that happening if I wanted to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im lost???? Apollo's Belt Mercury's muffin top???
think the appollos belt is where a man is muscular and has those two indent lines pointing down to his groin.. looks like where a belt would be.
Oh I see.... maybe I should eat more lol
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No, as you may turn into a waterbed and that is not a good look! "
Oi...!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im lost???? Apollo's Belt Mercury's muffin top???
think the appollos belt is where a man is muscular and has those two indent lines pointing down to his groin.. looks like where a belt would be.
Oh I see.... maybe I should eat more lol
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No, as you may turn into a waterbed and that is not a good look!
Oi...!! "
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Come on, you are unlikely to turn into you, or are you?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im lost???? Apollo's Belt Mercury's muffin top???
Don't worry your pretty little head. Women like Apollo's belts. Just keep flashing yours and they are putty "
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Works for me! Combined with some form of wit, then the gent is a winner!
Can't stand those that take themselves too seriously though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im lost???? Apollo's Belt Mercury's muffin top???
think the appollos belt is where a man is muscular and has those two indent lines pointing down to his groin.. looks like where a belt would be.
Oh I see.... maybe I should eat more lol
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No, as you may turn into a waterbed and that is not a good look!
Oi...!!
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Come on, you are unlikely to turn into you, or are you?! "
I turned into me a looooong time ago....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Its been great fun chatting to all you fruit cakes but im off to do my nan shopping...... How sexy is that! Poor old cow has not got anyone else. chow for now |
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"Im lost???? Apollo's Belt Mercury's muffin top???
think the appollos belt is where a man is muscular and has those two indent lines pointing down to his groin.. looks like where a belt would be.
Oh I see.... maybe I should eat more lol
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No, as you may turn into a waterbed and that is not a good look!
Oi...!!
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Come on, you are unlikely to turn into you, or are you?!
I turned into me a looooong time ago.... "
Who were you before you were you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im lost???? Apollo's Belt Mercury's muffin top???
Don't worry your pretty little head. Women like Apollo's belts. Just keep flashing yours and they are putty "
yum! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its been great fun chatting to all you fruit cakes but im off to do my nan shopping...... How sexy is that! Poor old cow has not got anyone else. chow for now "
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Ever thought about online shopping for her?
That's how my ex-hubby shops for his parents who live miles away from him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Welcome!
It's nice to have some more male insanity in the forums - although just checking - your not another funky/invictus profile from another timeline are you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its been great fun chatting to all you fruit cakes but im off to do my nan shopping...... How sexy is that! Poor old cow has not got anyone else. chow for now
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Ever thought about online shopping for her?
That's how my ex-hubby shops for his parents who live miles away from him. "
lol she only wants co op so I have to drive 20 mins out my way but she is a funny character! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Welcome!
It's nice to have some more male insanity in the forums - although just checking - your not another funky/invictus profile from another timeline are you? "
Thanks for the welcome mate... Co op here I come! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its been great fun chatting to all you fruit cakes but im off to do my nan shopping...... How sexy is that! Poor old cow has not got anyone else. chow for now "
poor old cow? what a charming man you are NOT |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im lost???? Apollo's Belt Mercury's muffin top???
think the appollos belt is where a man is muscular and has those two indent lines pointing down to his groin.. looks like where a belt would be.
Oh I see.... maybe I should eat more lol
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No, as you may turn into a waterbed and that is not a good look!
Oi...!!
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Come on, you are unlikely to turn into you, or are you?!
I turned into me a looooong time ago....
Who were you before you were you? "
Quelqu'un d'autre....;-) |
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"Its been great fun chatting to all you fruit cakes but im off to do my nan shopping...... How sexy is that! Poor old cow has not got anyone else. chow for now
poor old cow? what a charming man you are NOT "
Isn't it odd how sometimes a one-off comment in a jokey thread is enough to dismiss one whole aspect of a person's character.
Why am I thinking about shoes and the other foot? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I remember the pics from before, sure there was a lovely one in Emporio Armani white trunks...
I never forget a cock "
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You are such a tart, and I love you for it! |
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over a year ago
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"I think I remember the pics from before, sure there was a lovely one in Emporio Armani white trunks...
I never forget a cock
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You are such a tart, and I love you for it! "
a fine cock is a fine cock and has to be savoured |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Laughter does help, in fact it gets my knickers half way down my legs. You have to work for the rest"
Is that because your elastic is loose?
OP - welcome and good for your visiting and shopping for your grandmother. I find that laudable. |
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"I think I remember the pics from before, sure there was a lovely one in Emporio Armani white trunks...
I never forget a cock
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You are such a tart, and I love you for it!
a fine cock is a fine cock and has to be savoured "
View has photographic member-ry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Quelqu'un d'autre....;-)
Forget the posh talk...... have you smashed his back doors in yet?"
lol there will be no smashing of doors unless a female inboxes me lol |
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