I read a story on my newsfeed this morning about a professional cuddler. He is in Bristol, charges £75 per hour for platonic cuddle sessions.
I am too ugly to be a gigolo but have been told that I am excellent at giving cuddles.
Any potential customers?
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"£75 sounds expensive. Cuddles that last longer than 3 Mississippi lead to marriage. 
Good point, never thought of that...what if i go in disguise?"
Minions look cuddly and it's illegal for them to marry. Win win.  |
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"I read a story on my newsfeed this morning about a professional cuddler. He is in Bristol, charges £75 per hour for platonic cuddle sessions.
I am too ugly to be a gigolo but have been told that I am excellent at giving cuddles.
Any potential customers?
D X"
Now this is a great side gig to my spooning masterclass... genius |
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"I read a story on my newsfeed this morning about a professional cuddler. He is in Bristol, charges £75 per hour for platonic cuddle sessions.
I am too ugly to be a gigolo but have been told that I am excellent at giving cuddles.
Any potential customers?
D X
Now this is a great side gig to my spooning masterclass... genius"
Great mind and all that....  |
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"I only pay £60/hr for therapy and it has longer-lasting effects too  "
Ah! But I would probably enjoy it much more than your therapist, and the joy of making others feel better must last quite a while, so that must worth the few extra quid? |
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"Ah I love a cuddle but would never pay for one "
There are cuddles, and there are cuddles. I would be offering the latter, and as a special introductory offer, I was thinking of a free slice of Lemon Drizzle with every booking? |
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"I love cuddling and can't recall my last cuddle, if it was a female I'd book her
STAFF NEEDED! Must be female and good at giving cuddles. Good package of extras, depending on the customer. "
When does your Scottish branch open ????  |
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"I love cuddling and can't recall my last cuddle, if it was a female I'd book her
STAFF NEEDED! Must be female and good at giving cuddles. Good package of extras, depending on the customer. "
Now who could refuse such an offer of cake |
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I would very much like a cuddle on the sofa whilst watching TV,and having hair stroked. Or a cuddle last thing at night or first thing in the morning in bed.
I'm not paying for it though  |
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"I would very much like a cuddle on the sofa whilst watching TV,and having hair stroked. Or a cuddle last thing at night or first thing in the morning in bed.
I'm not paying for it though "
Hair stroking would be an optional part of the service, as would washing and brushing if the client wished it. A cuddle on the sofa would be part of the basic package with a choice of position. To be held in the arms in a seated position is basic, as is the laying down spoon. However, the head to toe whilst brushing hair and feeding malteasers is a little extra. As far as not paying we would have a very good loyalty scheme which would entitle you to a free sixth cuddle. |
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"I read a story on my newsfeed this morning about a professional cuddler. He is in Bristol, charges £75 per hour for platonic cuddle sessions.
I am too ugly to be a gigolo but have been told that I am excellent at giving cuddles.
Any potential customers?
D X"
I can see a need for those who lack connection - it's a sign of the times. |
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