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What are those little things you find annoying but don't react to on here?
One of mine are those profiles of people who haven't been verified by the site or by any other means and they may not have been on here for a week but their profile say something like you must be verified and you must send a face picture with your first message or you would be ignored.
My response, before the 6 days you came on, we have been serving and with or without you, I will still be surviving
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People who appear on threads such as this with a list of things that annoy them and turn them off but they are guilty of the majority of those things themselves.
They can't really be stupid enough to believe others don't see it so it has to be done deliberately to antagonise. |
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"People who appear on threads such as this with a list of things that annoy them and turn them off but they are guilty of the majority of those things themselves.
They can't really be stupid enough to believe others don't see it so it has to be done deliberately to antagonise."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being sent a friend request when a, never sent or received a message.
Getting a message that shows they haven't read my profile and they ask do i go dogging or do I want to?
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"Being sent a friend request when a, never sent or received a message.
Getting a message that shows they haven't read my profile and they ask do i go dogging or do I want to?
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I thought you could be dogging mates before saying hello  |
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"Messages from the pictureless unverified newbies usually 50+ miles out asking me to come over to fuck their wives "
Never knew you are human, I thought you were just a piece of dick; more or less |
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Dickheads messaging and claiming to read profile and loving it. Yet fail to seem to have not been able to understand age preferences etc . Then get bent of shape when you delete message or ignore it  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
People who post saying one thing one day then a few days later post saying the complete opposite of what they previously said and do this constantly on here.The same with status updates. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No bareback, safe sex only... then proceeds to have multiple images of different guys raw dogging it.
That and a lack of paragraphs. Seriously, I just nope out of there when it has zero formatting. |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
This one just occurred to me.
Threads like "comment on the person posting above" etc., but they prefer the gorgeous woman six posts earlier so comment on her instead.
I know it can happen by accident if people are all posting at around the same time, but then it can also happen with a five minute gap!
I get why they prefer her, it just then excludes the missed out person from getting a comment.
Play nice or don't play.
My (not so) secret response is to get another post on the thread so that I'm back in play!
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My No1 pet hate is people sending their initial message dirty talking or telling me what they want to do… literally makes me want to vomit.
I also hate being asked ‘How’s you?’ It doesn’t even make sense! Just say ‘How are you?’ It’s only a couple more letters…!
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"My No1 pet hate is people sending their initial message dirty talking or telling me what they want to do… literally makes me want to vomit.
I also hate being asked ‘How’s you?’ It doesn’t even make sense! Just say ‘How are you?’ It’s only a couple more letters…!
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That first pet hate I can totally relate too. I have no idea what runs through people's minds |
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"My No1 pet hate is people sending their initial message dirty talking or telling me what they want to do… literally makes me want to vomit.
I also hate being asked ‘How’s you?’ It doesn’t even make sense! Just say ‘How are you?’ It’s only a couple more letters…!
I’ve had messages that are literally just
“H”
That’s it!
Usually profiles also no pics, no veris and “just ask” in the bio
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"No offence meant, OP, but tge penis avatar is my pet hate. It's so difficult to take conversation with a disembodied schlong seriously! "
Yeah, I get that... We must have something someone else are not keen on |
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1.The plethora of 'rate my cock' messages
2. People who write "wot you in to". REALLY?????????????
3. Similar to OP where I had someone look at my profile seven times in about two hours. I looked at theirs........ "Don't bother to contact me if you are over 40". Though I did fall foul of OP criteria because I did react.......... BLOCK !.......... thinking "you won't be looking an eighth time matey"
4. People who quote an entire lengthy Forum post just to put a thumbs up or something as a comment. And yes, someone here will do just that out of devilment
5. and yes, those annoying 'to Sydney University' things
Is it obvious - 11.10pm - that I've been online to my office since 7.10am. Am just a greetin' faced old git
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1.The plethora of 'rate my cock' messages
2. People who write "wot you in to". REALLY?????????????
3. Similar to OP where I had someone look at my profile seven times in about two hours. I looked at theirs........ "Don't bother to contact me if you are over 40". Though I did fall foul of OP criteria because I did react.......... BLOCK !.......... thinking "you won't be looking an eighth time matey"
4. People who quote an entire lengthy Forum post just to put a Giraffe's head up as a comment. And yes, someone here will do just that out of devilment
5. and yes, those annoying 'to Sydney University' things
Is it obvious - 11.10pm - that I've been online to my office since 7.10am. Am just a greetin' faced old git"
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1.The plethora of 'rate my cock' messages
2. People who write "wot you in to". REALLY?????????????
3. Similar to OP where I had someone look at my profile seven times in about two hours. I looked at theirs........ "Don't bother to contact me if you are over 40". Though I did fall foul of OP criteria because I did react.......... BLOCK !.......... thinking "you won't be looking an eighth time matey"
4. People who quote an entire lengthy Forum post just to put a Giraffe's head up as a comment. And yes, someone here will do just that out of devilment
5. and yes, those annoying 'to Sydney University' things
Is it obvious - 11.10pm - that I've been online to my office since 7.10am. Am just a greetin' faced old git
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You beat me to that! |
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For example, we have a meet up for Weds at 2pm, they offer every other day, time, week or year. If they want a meet, why not respond to what we're offering? Why waste our time, reading through messages that don't fit our critria. We ignore or block. |
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You beat me to that! "
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C*NTS!
But more importantly, I really wondered "what the f*ck was I typing when I wrote 'put up a Giraffe's head' " but I realise now looking back at my original that RHBC changed the quote. Very good |
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over a year ago
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A big pet peeve on profiles is "I'm 27 looking for women". I like to call them 'No shit sherlock' profiles as it says in the little about about them above. |
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By *ab365XMan
over a year ago
Paisley |
When people declare on their profile that they are Athletic when they’re clearly not really pisses me off to no end. I secretly tend to think they ought to seek Immediate personal training & dieting-pronto! |
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"The usual 'i wont bite unless you want me to' but one that makes me laugh is when a man says hes a 'fun guy'.I immediately think of mushrooms."
Anyone who says they are a 'fun guy' are generally not, dickhead more like  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People that intentionally mess up a thread by picking apart the OPS grammar or typos.
When you green arrow them, not once have they started and original post.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drug mentions, action shots on single male profiles"
Single males do occasionally get action and there’s only so many cock pictures you can show before it gets boring ! |
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Mine is "Must have a Face Pic" when not displaying one themselves , double standards comes to mind I give my face an airing when I'm comfortable as to whether they're genuine and not just pic collectors |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has to be asking for a face pic when they don’t even have any pictures on profile at all.
Just the way it is I guess but you have to ask, why not even display something? |
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"A big pet peeve on profiles is "I'm 27 looking for women". I like to call them 'No shit sherlock' profiles as it says in the little about about them above. "
Think that’s the ‘auto fill in’ that fab puts in your profile if you don’t put anything in. |
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This is my second profile after deleting first one as wanted to take a break. Didn't have a verification until the other day but have met several times on here with this profile. So my pet peeve is "won't meet unless verified". Lack of verifications can be misleading |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My pet hate is people that I’m not attracted to sending me an unsolicited message asking for my address, asking when I’m free or even worse - telling me what they want to do to me.
It makes my skin crawl. Internally I feel like saying “do you have no self awareness? Look at your photos. You have no chance”
But instead I just ignore them b/c I wouldn’t like to damage someone’s self esteem. I do block if they message twice, though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A big pet peeve on profiles is "I'm 27 looking for women". I like to call them 'No shit sherlock' profiles as it says in the little about about them above.
Think that’s the ‘auto fill in’ that fab puts in your profile if you don’t put anything in. "
Ah, thanks for the information. I didn't know that. Oh dear, I may have some apologies to make.  |
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"My pet hate is people that I’m not attracted to sending me an unsolicited message asking for my address, asking when I’m free or even worse - telling me what they want to do to me.
It makes my skin crawl. Internally I feel like saying “do you have no self awareness? Look at your photos. You have no chance”
But instead I just ignore them b/c I wouldn’t like to damage someone’s self esteem. I do block if they message twice, though."
Lol.... Same!
Honestly, all of the above, sometimes I'll dish out advice on how that's not going to get them anywhere of Fab, mostly I just block, often smh and roll me eyes at the audacity of (some, not all) men |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Long rambling profiles with lots of do's and do nots.
Ends up being TLDR. "
We tried dumbing down our profile and ended up with hundreds of deadbeat messages to the point we had to delete just to get to see more further back!! So the long rambling do’s and do not list works for us. We will get bothered by irritating men but nowhere near as much! |
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"A big pet peeve on profiles is "I'm 27 looking for women". I like to call them 'No shit sherlock' profiles as it says in the little about about them above.
Think that’s the ‘auto fill in’ that fab puts in your profile if you don’t put anything in.
Ah, thanks for the information. I didn't know that. Oh dear, I may have some apologies to make. "
Haha they still should put something in theirselves! So I wouldn’t feel too bad |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"People who appear on threads such as this with a list of things that annoy them and turn them off but they are guilty of the majority of those things themselves.
They can't really be stupid enough to believe others don't see it so it has to be done deliberately to antagonise."
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"For example, we have a meet up for Weds at 2pm, they offer every other day, time, week or year. If they want a meet, why not respond to what we're offering? Why waste our time, reading through messages that don't fit our critria. We ignore or block. "
This!
I’m planning something for 1pm Monday. So far in amongst the replies are people who are free at 2pm and 4.30. One guy who is free on Tuesday. And one who is working from home, but genuinely suggested I move the entire meet to his place so he could watch.
Not to mention the 12 messages so far that seem to think the “meet verified guys only” doesn’t apply to them. 6 of them have said “you can verify me after lol” |
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"For example, we have a meet up for Weds at 2pm, they offer every other day, time, week or year. If they want a meet, why not respond to what we're offering? Why waste our time, reading through messages that don't fit our critria. We ignore or block.
This!
I’m planning something for 1pm Monday. So far in amongst the replies are people who are free at 2pm and 4.30. One guy who is free on Tuesday. And one who is working from home, but genuinely suggested I move the entire meet to his place so he could watch.
Not to mention the 12 messages so far that seem to think the “meet verified guys only” doesn’t apply to them. 6 of them have said “you can verify me after lol” "
This last one got me |
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By *valon7Woman
over a year ago
Lancaster |
"The usual 'i wont bite unless you want me to' but one that makes me laugh is when a man says hes a 'fun guy'.I immediately think of mushrooms.
Anyone who says they are a 'fun guy' are generally not, dickhead more like "
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"The usual 'i wont bite unless you want me to' but one that makes me laugh is when a man says hes a 'fun guy'.I immediately think of mushrooms.
Anyone who says they are a 'fun guy' are generally not, dickhead more like
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I thought dickhead was good if it would s of decent size |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy telling you “I could lick you out for hours hehehe ”,…first off you’ve literally just said you’re shit at sex and second “hehehe” what age are you |
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Messages that say you probably get a lot if messages...if they have already discounted themselves for a reply why message?
Friend requests with no conversations prior.
Messages that start are you free now? ...my response yes I've cleared my diary in the hope you would message me now, I'm wet and ready for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Usually start "I know you aren't gay but" or "am not gay but I want to suck your cock" or "my wife would love your cock could you send her a pic to this number"
Usually the block button works |
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"Messages from the pictureless unverified newbies usually 50+ miles out asking me to come over to fuck their wives "
Well I can trump that
Have not long had a message that said
Can you get and join us? Xx
They confirmed when I queried that yes, they did mean to write to me.
????????????
Resisted urge to reply I was a Pepsi Max guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being sent a friend request when a, never sent or received a message.
Getting a message that shows they haven't read my profile and they ask do i go dogging or do I want to?
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Totally agree with this |
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"A guy telling you “I could lick you out for hours hehehe ”,…first off you’ve literally just said you’re shit at sex and second “hehehe” what age are you "
I never thought about that! I haven't said it to anyone before though |
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I hate it when profile states
"Will fill in later" and the profile is more than two months old.
I also roll my eyes when a bloke describes himself as 'normal'. WTF?
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Some profiles over a year still have the fill later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who ask for a message "with effort" and then give you either a 2 word response or ignore the message "
All my goodness that really winds me up not so much on fab. I have a friend who I will send a really detailed message to and I'm lucky if I get a thumbs up back. |
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By *ambertMan
over a year ago
Cheltenham |
"People who ask for a message "with effort" and then give you either a 2 word response or ignore the message
All my goodness that really winds me up not so much on fab. I have a friend who I will send a really detailed message to and I'm lucky if I get a thumbs up back. "
Right??? Haha. Sometimes life is weird like that I suppose |
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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago
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This might lose me friends:
Women who say ‘no dick pics please…yuck!’ Or ‘if you have your penis as your profile pic…’
But will have every angle of their fanny documented, and will have their tits as their profile pic.
Or the ever popular (everyone’s guilty of this) ‘single line messages will be deleted and blocked - have some imagination’
But will message me ‘hi’ |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
The ones who message me pretending to be a couple, but are actually just single guys looking to get a blowjob.
They're easy to out, they never have profile pics, but claim to have loads of pics on their phone of them and their partner, if I could invite them over, they'd love to show me them.... |
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When Margot Robbie keeps spamming you with messages asking you to come over
I kid
But in all seriousness. I do love the , no dick pic profiles and then their veri’s are from men who only have dick pics and a shit bio |
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"???? This is the thing I hate most, someone sends a message and if you haven't instantly replied you get ???? so so annoying."
I’ve figured out that that is someone using non fab emojis and they just register as ???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I recently had a couple chat to me.
They wanted a photo, a new one, with my hands on my name to prove who I was. They sent a pic so I could copy theirs. All started to get a bit eyes wide shut.
Another wanted 4 socials before any meets.
A lot of fire burning hoops I think. I don't have the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The repetitive torrent of filthy messages from women begging to ride my sausage like a stolen hire bike.
Ffs I know my my body is perfection but I also have feelings ya know. So can you stop sending me unsolicited grapic messages about doing some sexual intercourcing with me and why attach so many fanny pics not face pics.
Itssssss hurting my sensitivities   |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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"I recently had a couple chat to me.
They wanted a photo, a new one, with my hands on my name to prove who I was. They sent a pic so I could copy theirs. All started to get a bit eyes wide shut.
Another wanted 4 socials before any meets.
A lot of fire burning hoops I think. I don't have the time. "
I once had a social that was conducted like it was a job interview, they even said to me at the end "There's someone else that we're considering, so we'll get back to you". |
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