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over a year ago
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"Brilliant! Am sending it, next dick pic I get
Gotcha, at least I'd get a reply.
300 iq 4d chess moves here  "
It would be the only reply you’d get 
Checkmate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brilliant! Am sending it, next dick pic I get
Gotcha, at least I'd get a reply.
300 iq 4d chess moves here
It would be the only reply you’d get
Checkmate "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brilliant! Am sending it, next dick pic I get
Gotcha, at least I'd get a reply.
300 iq 4d chess moves here
It would be the only reply you’d get
Checkmate "
Oof, emotional damage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brilliant! Am sending it, next dick pic I get
Gotcha, at least I'd get a reply.
300 iq 4d chess moves here
It would be the only reply you’d get
Checkmate
Oof, emotional damage. "
Better than the damage the eye bleach does! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brilliant! Am sending it, next dick pic I get
Gotcha, at least I'd get a reply.
300 iq 4d chess moves here
It would be the only reply you’d get
Checkmate
Oof, emotional damage.
Better than the damage the eye bleach does!"
Eye bleach means things to cleanse the eyes, after something gross and revolting.
And I'll stop right there because I'm clever and know if I make the next joke, its ritual suicide |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fantastic
I’ve shared with many friends
Thanks for the laugh!
We'll be sharing it. Not just with friends though.
Winston "
Very true - I agree with the poster above - auto response would be FAB!! |
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"Fantastic
I’ve shared with many friends
Thanks for the laugh!
We'll be sharing it. Not just with friends though.
Winston
Very true - I agree with the poster above - auto response would be FAB!!"
I'm thinking of typing out her reading for a copy paste response. That way when the dopes first see it they'll think they've actually got a reply.
Winston |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fantastic
I’ve shared with many friends
Thanks for the laugh!
We'll be sharing it. Not just with friends though.
Winston
Very true - I agree with the poster above - auto response would be FAB!!
I'm thinking of typing out her reading for a copy paste response. That way when the dopes first see it they'll think they've actually got a reply.
Winston "
I was hoping for the same, in the comments lol! Do share, if you can be arsed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok OP wins with that one.
But I done a clever one and googled ugly dick pics.
So when I get an unpolished one I send it.
I get wtf is that, I reply you sent an ugly dick pic I'm returning the favour.
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"Fantastic
I’ve shared with many friends
Thanks for the laugh!
We'll be sharing it. Not just with friends though.
Winston
Very true - I agree with the poster above - auto response would be FAB!!
I'm thinking of typing out her reading for a copy paste response. That way when the dopes first see it they'll think they've actually got a reply.
Winston
I was hoping for the same, in the comments lol! Do share, if you can be arsed "
Job for the weekend right there.
Winston |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok OP wins with that one.
But I done a clever one and googled ugly dick pics.
So when I get an unpolished one I send it.
I get wtf is that, I reply you sent an ugly dick pic I'm returning the favour.
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Unsocialised autocorrect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok OP wins with that one.
But I done a clever one and googled ugly dick pics.
So when I get an unpolished one I send it.
I get wtf is that, I reply you sent an ugly dick pic I'm returning the favour.
Unsocialised autocorrect "
Hahahaha I love that! I might copy you! X |
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"Fantastic
I’ve shared with many friends
Thanks for the laugh!
We'll be sharing it. Not just with friends though.
Winston
Very true - I agree with the poster above - auto response would be FAB!!
I'm thinking of typing out her reading for a copy paste response. That way when the dopes first see it they'll think they've actually got a reply.
Winston
I was hoping for the same, in the comments lol! Do share, if you can be arsed "
Better late than never.....
Dear Sir,
Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration.
We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.
However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that.
The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that covers the following:
1 - Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step-by-step guide to saying hello)
How to appear as though you weren't raised by wolves.
2 - Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration.
3 - How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants)
4 - Penis Reading: a new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.
We will also answer questions you might have such as: "Do I have too much time on my hands?"
And "Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control?"
(Note: The number one reason for this occurring is that it is attached to a bigger dick than itself.
Finally, as a gesture of goodwill, we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions;
An inventive critique of your pride & joy and a surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio.
We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.
Yours faithfully,
*sign here
Winston
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fantastic
I’ve shared with many friends
Thanks for the laugh!
We'll be sharing it. Not just with friends though.
Winston
Very true - I agree with the poster above - auto response would be FAB!!
I'm thinking of typing out her reading for a copy paste response. That way when the dopes first see it they'll think they've actually got a reply.
Winston
I was hoping for the same, in the comments lol! Do share, if you can be arsed
Better late than never.....
Dear Sir,
Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration.
We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.
However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that.
The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that covers the following:
1 - Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step-by-step guide to saying hello)
How to appear as though you weren't raised by wolves.
2 - Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration.
3 - How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants)
4 - Penis Reading: a new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.
We will also answer questions you might have such as: "Do I have too much time on my hands?"
And "Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control?"
(Note: The number one reason for this occurring is that it is attached to a bigger dick than itself.
Finally, as a gesture of goodwill, we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions;
An inventive critique of your pride & joy and a surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio.
We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.
Yours faithfully,
*sign here
Winston
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YESSSSSSS!!!!! |
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"Fantastic
I’ve shared with many friends
Thanks for the laugh!
We'll be sharing it. Not just with friends though.
Winston
Very true - I agree with the poster above - auto response would be FAB!!
I'm thinking of typing out her reading for a copy paste response. That way when the dopes first see it they'll think they've actually got a reply.
Winston
I was hoping for the same, in the comments lol! Do share, if you can be arsed
Better late than never.....
Dear Sir,
Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration.
We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.
However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that.
The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that covers the following:
1 - Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step-by-step guide to saying hello)
How to appear as though you weren't raised by wolves.
2 - Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration.
3 - How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants)
4 - Penis Reading: a new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.
We will also answer questions you might have such as: "Do I have too much time on my hands?"
And "Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control?"
(Note: The number one reason for this occurring is that it is attached to a bigger dick than itself.
Finally, as a gesture of goodwill, we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions;
An inventive critique of your pride & joy and a surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio.
We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.
Yours faithfully,
*sign here
Winston
YESSSSSSS!!!!!"
Just noticed the numbering is out of sync.
Oh the shame..... 
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