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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago
Longridge |
"Too short or not short enough?
Makes me nearly crash my car the ones I see being worn by some…  "
Followed a colleague out of work a couple years ago, to the end of the road, swung a left and walking down the pavement was a very fit and sexy young lady showing a little too much of her rear andvunder carriage.
Seeing it all happen in slow motion, saw his head turn round for a long glance, then slammed into back of a stationary traffic queue. Knocking 5 cars, one car into the other in front like domino's.
3 cars written off financially, his with extensive damaged. To top it off, not only was she laughing to herself as she walked past the carnage, there was a traffic police car parked at the petrol station opposite.
9 points, £1500 fine for Driving without due care and attention plus over £25,000 damage to vehicles before whiplash claims came in. |
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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
"Too short or not short enough?
Makes me nearly crash my car the ones I see being worn by some…
Followed a colleague out of work a couple years ago, to the end of the road, swung a left and walking down the pavement was a very fit and sexy young lady showing a little too much of her rear andvunder carriage.
Seeing it all happen in slow motion, saw his head turn round for a long glance, then slammed into back of a stationary traffic queue. Knocking 5 cars, one car into the other in front like domino's.
3 cars written off financially, his with extensive damaged. To top it off, not only was she laughing to herself as she walked past the carnage, there was a traffic police car parked at the petrol station opposite.
9 points, £1500 fine for Driving without due care and attention plus over £25,000 damage to vehicles before whiplash claims came in."
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"Too short or not short enough?
Makes me nearly crash my car the ones I see being worn by some…
Followed a colleague out of work a couple years ago, to the end of the road, swung a left and walking down the pavement was a very fit and sexy young lady showing a little too much of her rear andvunder carriage.
Seeing it all happen in slow motion, saw his head turn round for a long glance, then slammed into back of a stationary traffic queue. Knocking 5 cars, one car into the other in front like domino's.
3 cars written off financially, his with extensive damaged. To top it off, not only was she laughing to herself as she walked past the carnage, there was a traffic police car parked at the petrol station opposite.
9 points, £1500 fine for Driving without due care and attention plus over £25,000 damage to vehicles before whiplash claims came in."
Wow, I thought being good-looking enough to stop traffic was just a figure of speech! |
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"Too short or not short enough?
Makes me nearly crash my car the ones I see being worn by some…
Followed a colleague out of work a couple years ago, to the end of the road, swung a left and walking down the pavement was a very fit and sexy young lady showing a little too much of her rear andvunder carriage.
Seeing it all happen in slow motion, saw his head turn round for a long glance, then slammed into back of a stationary traffic queue. Knocking 5 cars, one car into the other in front like domino's.
3 cars written off financially, his with extensive damaged. To top it off, not only was she laughing to herself as she walked past the carnage, there was a traffic police car parked at the petrol station opposite.
9 points, £1500 fine for Driving without due care and attention plus over £25,000 damage to vehicles before whiplash claims came in.
Wow, I thought being good-looking enough to stop traffic was just a figure of speech!"
It was still worth it though |
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