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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Honestly, you're not. The whole thing is designed to keep mens' ego's in check.
It's all one elaborate blue ball test bed. Waft the possibilities in front of them, just outside of arms reach, but in reality, it was never even there.
Standard forum piss taking aside, good pictures, genuine bio, don't be a dick, be patient, realise there is fuck all guarantee of anything on this site, because you're selling yourself, not buying others.
If you don't sell, rethink why, if you want to buy, go elsewhere.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Understand that it’s not an instant thing on here.
If you want to meet people there and then go to clubs and socials. Remember nothing is guaranteed going to them though.
What were your expectations OP?
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By *elloWoman
over a year ago
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"Com'on guys, let's stop keeping the secret to our selves, it's not fair on the new guys 
It's cake mate, they all get wet over cake  "
We're not all that easy, it takes custard with the cake for some of us ladies to get moist knickers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Punctuation
Dick pics over the toilet naturally
Send random friend invites
Even though you have never spoke to them
And oh getting nasty after you get told to fuck off always a favourite for the lady’s lol
In all seriousness just be yourself chat normally enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Send plenty of cock pics,
Tell the lady you want to eat her pussy for hours
And make sure you say you can't accommodate or travel
You'll be knee deep in glunge before weekend "
Great advice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Com'on guys, let's stop keeping the secret to our selves, it's not fair on the new guys
It's cake mate, they all get wet over cake
We're not all that easy, it takes custard with the cake for some of us ladies to get moist knickers "
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Welcome! Some pointers:
• Detailed profile that has a bit of humour, charm and mystery (it also puts me off if someone has just ‘liked’ every single thing on the list of interests and has their ‘looking for’ set at 18-99 - being selective is attractive)
• A selection of good quality clear photos that aren’t just of your dick (check the background and details in your pics - it matters! Messy background, awful bedding, dirty fingernails, awful boxers etc)
• Read someone’s profile before messaging to see if you are what they are looking for
• I personally hate when someone messages with dirty chat before we’ve even spoke - it’s an instant block
• Don’t persistently message if you don’t get a response - if they wanted to reply, they would have
• A genuine compliment goes a long way, as long as it doesn’t seem to be a generic copy and paste message
• Get involved in the forums - it’s a good way to chat to others and show your personality
Good luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How's a man ment to get laid on here lol xx"
42 - The answer was staring you in the face (it's in your username!).
Best advice, seriously, don't be a dick and have proper conversations and don't send dick pics unless asked.
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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago
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"How's a man ment to get laid on here lol xx"
Philosophers have been grappling with this question since ancient times. I think it might even be one of Zeno's lesser known paradoxes. |
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