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over a year ago
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took home some sunglasses recently from work (that evening) that a customer had left behind earlier that morning.. Feel dreadful even though they'd have ended up in lost property. Don't even like them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jumped a train Warrington to London
Then London to Dover and didn’t pay for any of it
Only drawback got caught on ferry to France was three miles away from getting away in France  |
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I also stole from Woolies in 1888!!!
Some pick n mix! The lady just told me to put them back and I was banned!! Would have got away with it but had spent too long looking fir the purple quality street!!
Penance paid, thanks for forgiveness  |
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"I stoke an entire cricket kit from a local pavilion when I was around 15 ..
I was a twat as a teenager 
stole ffs  what did you do with the kit grumpy  "
Played cricket with it for over a year ..
Sad I know but I was like 15  |
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I stole a radiator key from B&Q maybe 30 years ago now Couldn't see the point in queuing 20 deep for a 50p item, so I just tucked it up my sleeve and walked out.
I was sure I'd get stopped just because my face would give it away, but I made it out safely. I still feel a twinge of guilt whenever I bleed the radiators to this day. |
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"I also stole from Woolies in 1888!!!
Some pick n mix! The lady just told me to put them back and I was banned!! Would have got away with it but had spent too long looking fir the purple quality street!!
Penance paid, thanks for forgiveness "
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1888!?! 
Was it a Dickensian store, the one next to the old curiosity shop? |
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"I also stole from Woolies in 1888!!!
Some pick n mix! The lady just told me to put them back and I was banned!! Would have got away with it but had spent too long looking fir the purple quality street!!
Penance paid, thanks for forgiveness
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1888!?!
Was it a Dickensian store, the one next to the old curiosity shop?"
brilliant |
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"I also stole from Woolies in 1888!!!
Some pick n mix! The lady just told me to put them back and I was banned!! Would have got away with it but had spent too long looking fir the purple quality street!!
Penance paid, thanks for forgiveness
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1888!?!
Was it a Dickensian store, the one next to the old curiosity shop?"
Ye olde days when we still dressed like the folk off the quality street packaging
I tucked the sweets up my bloomers and ran! Didn’t get caught until 1988!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also stole from Woolies in 1888!!!
Some pick n mix! The lady just told me to put them back and I was banned!! Would have got away with it but had spent too long looking fir the purple quality street!!
Penance paid, thanks for forgiveness
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1888!?!
Was it a Dickensian store, the one next to the old curiosity shop?
Ye olde days when we still dressed like the folk off the quality street packaging
I tucked the sweets up my bloomers and ran! Didn’t get caught until 1988!! "
Were you anywhere near Whitechapel also? |
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"I also stole from Woolies in 1888!!!
Some pick n mix! The lady just told me to put them back and I was banned!! Would have got away with it but had spent too long looking fir the purple quality street!!
Penance paid, thanks for forgiveness
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1888!?!
Was it a Dickensian store, the one next to the old curiosity shop?
Ye olde days when we still dressed like the folk off the quality street packaging
I tucked the sweets up my bloomers and ran! Didn’t get caught until 1988!!
Were you anywhere near Whitechapel also?"
Might have been ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also stole from Woolies in 1888!!!
Some pick n mix! The lady just told me to put them back and I was banned!! Would have got away with it but had spent too long looking fir the purple quality street!!
Penance paid, thanks for forgiveness
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1888!?!
Was it a Dickensian store, the one next to the old curiosity shop?
Ye olde days when we still dressed like the folk off the quality street packaging
I tucked the sweets up my bloomers and ran! Didn’t get caught until 1988!!
Were you anywhere near Whitechapel also?
Might have been ! "
Stands to reason; thief and serial murderer. I think I've solved the case! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was a buggar....stole lots of cd's from HMV, I still wonder if I'm to blame for them going bust!
Almost got caught stealing a poster from a card shop as the buzzers went off as I walked through the doors.... |
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
Stoke area |
I stole a kilt pin from a shop when I was about 14 as kilt skirts were the fashion, but I felt that guilty that I walked round the block, went back into the shop and dropped it on the floor next to the counter. |
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"I stole a kilt pin from a shop when I was about 14 as kilt skirts were the fashion, but I felt that guilty that I walked round the block, went back into the shop and dropped it on the floor next to the counter. "
was you a school prefect xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pirate porn magazine because was too embarrassed to stand in line and pay for it at the counter with everyone watching. Was an embarrassing dare from mates on our way home from school (& like an idiot, took on challenge).  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also stole from Woolies in 1888!!!
Some pick n mix! The lady just told me to put them back and I was banned!! Would have got away with it but had spent too long looking fir the purple quality street!!
Penance paid, thanks for forgiveness "
1888? You don't look that old!  |
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"I also stole from Woolies in 1888!!!
Some pick n mix! The lady just told me to put them back and I was banned!! Would have got away with it but had spent too long looking fir the purple quality street!!
Penance paid, thanks for forgiveness
1888? You don't look that old! "
Snapchst filters!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I stole 1ltr sunny delight 1ltr cream soda 4 pocket size skittle bags... Security guard only found one packet of skittles on me so I said I forgot to pay and took the rest |
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
Stoke area |
"I stole a kilt pin from a shop when I was about 14 as kilt skirts were the fashion, but I felt that guilty that I walked round the block, went back into the shop and dropped it on the floor next to the counter. was you a school prefect xx "
I was, but not at that time. I was a good girl in school , not sure what changed  |
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There were the odd christmas presents when i was young. A blockbusters quiz book for my Mam, mind due she was worse when she sent me with a shovel to nick rose bushes from the park.
The last thing i nicked was a pen last week from a jewelers. They were supposed to be for people who had just had their ears pierced, i pocked one up and clipped it to the inside of my shirt, much to Belles annoyance when we got home.
Whoops!
D x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pirate porn magazine because was too embarrassed to stand in line and pay for it at the counter with everyone watching......
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I've always wondered what Long John Silver looked like naked.
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Lovely big peg-leg women adored to worship  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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About a £1000 worth of coca cola over a period of about 6 months back in the mid 70's. I was 10yrs old. We used to sell it at the bullring market in Birmingham.
Finally got caught when we smashed a lorry through the wall.
Got a £20 fine..... win win.... apart from the leathering my dad gave me. |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
I was 5 and saw a kid playing with a blue matchbox car in a department store. He left it behind and I took it. Felt a bit guilty and then my sister said the police were following us on the way home! |
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