You grab the sex towel and do the waddle of shame to the loo, wondering how this was so hot barely 60 seconds ago and how wet wipes just aren't good enough.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

Chat, listen to music and cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kiss and cuddle, have a laugh, usually spoon then start again.

I really enjoy the bit just before you start again, you both know what going to happen and you are both being playful and teasing each other, then you start kissing, long slow passion kisses that build into chaos.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What does everyone do after great sex?? I have just headed for a piece of cake "

Go to sleep!!

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By *aiseiMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"What does everyone do after great sex??"

Not have it again for a few years.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"Upload the video to xHamster.

LvM

Link it or gtfo, bro

I mean, it's shot female POV style, so if you still wanna see me gurning away...

LvM

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

Check the condom held up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shove my nipple in their mouth and hope I fall asleep with them suckling

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By *inky_CarpenterMan over a year ago

Portsmouth

If it was great sex, then either me or her hubby will be on cleanup duty licking and sucking and getting things ready for the next round to start

if it's "really great sex" Then she will be covered in both our cum from multiple loads in and on her! And we will be working together kissing and stroking and licking ever drop of cum off of her, before we all jump in the shower together

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"What does everyone do after great sex?? I have just headed for a piece of cake "

Find the dry patch and relax "no I'm not asleep I'm just closing my eyes"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jump in the shower, quick motorboat, then back on the grind

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Upload the video to xHamster.

LvM

Link it or gtfo, bro

I mean, it's shot female POV style, so if you still wanna see me gurning away...

LvM"

That's what I'm here for, I know what I'm about

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By *ev257Man over a year ago

cardiff

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By *ev257Man over a year ago

cardiff

Lay back n let my heart slowdown or rub whatever is starting to cramp up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends on the time of day, maybe a coffee and a bacon butties or maybe just go to sleep

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"Depends on the time of day, maybe a coffee and a bacon butties or maybe just go to sleep "

Had me at bacon butties. What time of day is that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we usually get a drink and cuddle.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Wipe my cock on her curtains then go the pub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to perform some interpretive dance to represent how I felt about their performance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wipe my cock on her curtains then go the pub "

Her beef curtains?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

get straight onto Tripadvisor and knock a star off for something picky and/or pedantic

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By *hoirCouple over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Lately?

Tear the bed clothes off and make sure it hasn't soaked through to the other side.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I don't wait for the end, I knock hard on the wall and tell them to shut TF up, I'm trying to sleep.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Cuddle and chat until round two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do a massive queef and shout squeaker

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"What does everyone do after great sex??

Not have it again for a few years."

My favourite answer

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Kinda lay there until my legs begin to work properly again (and my hips reset) and Mr's soldier is stood to attention again....

Or a drink then cuddles ready for sleepy time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lately?

Tear the bed clothes off and make sure it hasn't soaked through to the other side.

That’s why you have a mattress protector lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a shower, top up make-up and start all over again. Sometimes skip the shower and continue to get all sticky

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple over a year ago

liverpool

"Oh I don't wait for the end, I knock hard on the wall and tell them to shut TF up, I'm trying to sleep.

Best answer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ice cold glass of water near an open window….. if you’ve not done it before I strongly recommend

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Wipe my cock on her curtains then go the pub

Her beef curtains? "

Are there any other types of curtains?

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Keep a tight grip on her hips and order "Stay there....let me keep hold of you!!!".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What does everyone do after great sex?? I have just headed for a piece of cake "

I usually just put the body back in the grave and go on my way...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I finish the autopsy and assure myself that one error of judgement doesn't make me a bad vet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get out my tick sheet and score our performance appropriately

Thrusts per minute

Depth level achieved

Ecstasy moans Db level

Total thrusts

Time elapsed

Squirts yes/no

Reload time

Total rounds scored"

Number of Positions executed

Number of New swear words created

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Forget the sex (and it's not usually difficult). I come into my own during the post-coital debrief.

I provide an extensive critique of my partner's performance, complete with graphs, pie charts and touch maps.

Or, if we've recorded it, I provide a detailed voiceover commentary.

I usually finish by writing a testimonial for use on internet review sites.

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By *hoirCouple over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Lately?

Tear the bed clothes off and make sure it hasn't soaked through to the other side.

That’s why you have a mattress protector lol"

The only ones that could protect ours are the plastic ones covered in terry towelling and God do they make you boil.

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By *hoirCouple over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Lately?

Tear the bed clothes off and make sure it hasn't soaked through to the other side.

That’s why you have a mattress protector lol"

Sadly we're too active, they tear easily.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get up and leave for home!

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By *W ChapMan over a year ago

Swindon

Cuddle then tea.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Fall asleep as i be so knackered lol"

I can't help reading this in a West-Country accent.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

chichester

Normally get on with work stuff / watch a film / play some Xbox or Goto the gym

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