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What's the weirdest thing you've seen someone do in a kitchen?
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
I had a date with a guy once who made me dinner. All cooked from scratch. We chatted as he cooked.
But he peeled the mushrooms. He literally pulled the outside bit off them all and only used a small bit inside.
I've never seen anyone do that before or since.
How about you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went to drop off a parcel at a Neighbours house and he answered the door, he was wearing a butchers apron covered in blood and on the kitchen table was a deer torso splayed open - 'I'll drop some venison round when it's ready' - 'No thanks Tony, I'm suddenly this minute decided to be a vegan'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a date with a guy once who made me dinner. All cooked from scratch. We chatted as he cooked.
But he peeled the mushrooms. He literally pulled the outside bit off them all and only used a small bit inside.
I've never seen anyone do that before or since.
How about you? "
That is quite a normal thing. You're not losing anything nutritious, and it's one way of ensuring there is no growing medium left on them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lot of house parties in my younger days means I’ve seen a lot of strange things in kitchens.
Someone eating cat food, someone smoking a teabag, someone painting his balls. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Saw my mum hammer a nail into the wall with a van of hairspray over the top of the cooker while cooking dinner. She'd bought a new picture that day and could t wait for my dad to get home from work do get her the hammer.
Me and my sister were sat in the same room waiting for our dinner. I was probably 8 so she'd have been 5 or 6. |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"I had a date with a guy once who made me dinner. All cooked from scratch. We chatted as he cooked.
But he peeled the mushrooms. He literally pulled the outside bit off them all and only used a small bit inside.
I've never seen anyone do that before or since.
How about you? "
I peel mushrooms.
Who knows what's left on the surface of the mushroom. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a date with a guy once who made me dinner. All cooked from scratch. We chatted as he cooked.
But he peeled the mushrooms. He literally pulled the outside bit off them all and only used a small bit inside.
I've never seen anyone do that before or since.
How about you? "
My ex mother in law used to peel mushrooms too, never understood it.
Strangest thing in my kitchen is when Eros cooks with his clothes on and denies me perving rights 
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Pet lambs in the range cooker 
My dad used to cook what he called the 100 year old soup - it was neverending, always simmering away on the range cooker, constantly being added to as it was consumed but never finished - well, eventually he got bored with it, but it took months and months (delicious, might I add, and no, none of us got ill from it) |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"In home economics we were taught to peel the mushrooms. It took me years to realise it wasn't 100% necessary. "
I'd genuinely never heard of it before. I just couldn't understand why he was wasting half of every mushroom. |
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"I had a date with a guy once who made me dinner. All cooked from scratch. We chatted as he cooked.
But he peeled the mushrooms. He literally pulled the outside bit off them all and only used a small bit inside.
I've never seen anyone do that before or since.
How about you?
My ex mother in law used to peel mushrooms too, never understood it.
Strangest thing in my kitchen is when Eros cooks with his clothes on and denies me perving rights
Pxx"
I always peel mushrooms & don’t use the stalks either. I was told to peel them by a farmer’s daughter - she said they were grown in sh!t
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
Not the strangest, but when I was about 7 or 8 my mum accidentally set the kitchen on fire, luckily it didn't spread to the rest of the house, and we lived close to a fire station so they were there quickly, but I remember standing in the soot blackened kitchen with water running down the walls and dripping from the ceiling with my mum, and my mum saying to me really calmly, don't tell your dad when he gets home, he might not notice |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"A lot of house parties in my younger days means I’ve seen a lot of strange things in kitchens.
Someone eating cat food, someone smoking a teabag, someone painting his balls."
That "someone" sounds like fun. How long did it take for your balls to go back to their normal colour?  |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
Probably the large family down the road. They’d have a box of cream cakes on the side and kittens roaming around peeing everywhere. Nobody cleaned it up as nobody cleaned the rest of the house. Burglars would have left it tidier.
We’d be watching telly and it was ‘fancy a cake?’
No thanks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lady Astor puts the milk in before the hot water.
*shudders......
**wakes up early...."would you like a cup of tea?"
No thanks my love, you have a lay in, I'll make it......
Winston |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
What's the weirdest thing I've seen someone do in a kitchen?
Shit in a washing machine and put it on a spin cycle.
It was at a student house party nearly 30 years ago. No idea whose house it was, the place was full of random strangers and had been gatecrashed by some of the SW London locals who did a pretty good job of trashing the entire place.
I went into the kitchen in search of beer, witnessed the washing machine incident......and left pronto.
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