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In case of emergency break glass

By *he tactile technician OP Man over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

One of those annoying days when the time waster strikes well and proper, how do you deal with frustration when you've been horny all morning?

By *xodussxMan over a year ago

sheffield

Have a WANK

By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Try not to break glass anywhere near my delicate bits.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i dont do anything.

By *he tactile technician OP Man over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"Have a WANK"
fortunately had one of those first thing to brush the cobwebs off and make sure the old fella was still in working condition

By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

I just hot my phone with a hammer.

Nowt happened

I want a refund.

By *he tactile technician OP Man over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"Try not to break glass anywhere near my delicate bits."
Glass? certainly not, has to be crystal, only the best for some on here