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over a year ago
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"Where is Skipton?
It's in North Yorkshire
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
Cue next question from Chopsy
Where's North Yorkshire ?"
Next to Lancashire.
I've been there too.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where is Skipton? "
You wouldn't like it
They are all bizarrely freakish in them parts
If you can imagine the pub scene from American Werewolf in London it's a bit like that but with more ginger wigs.
They like to think of themselves as nouveau riche, sipping tea with the vicar out of china cups, attending school fetes and the like.
They wear lots of Barbour.
And t.
And drive land rovers
But underneath it all, they are simply perverted inbreds who get up to all sorts of antics behind closed stable doors.
In short, it's my kinda place |
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"Where is Skipton?
You wouldn't like it
They are all bizarrely freakish in them parts
If you can imagine the pub scene from American Werewolf in London it's a bit like that but with more ginger wigs.
Sounds like where I live......As long as the beige slacks and tartan skirt brigade are tucked up in their cosy cottages bring Skipton on
They like to think of themselves as nouveau riche, sipping tea with the vicar out of china cups, attending school fetes and the like.
They wear lots of Barbour.
And t.
And drive land rovers
But underneath it all, they are simply perverted inbreds who get up to all sorts of antics behind closed stable doors.
In short, it's my kinda place "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where is Skipton?
You wouldn't like it
They are all bizarrely freakish in them parts
If you can imagine the pub scene from American Werewolf in London it's a bit like that but with more ginger wigs.
They like to think of themselves as nouveau riche, sipping tea with the vicar out of china cups, attending school fetes and the like.
They wear lots of Barbour.
And t.
And drive land rovers
But underneath it all, they are simply perverted inbreds who get up to all sorts of antics behind closed stable doors.
In short, it's my kinda place "
Biscuit coloured coats by day.
Puke coloured coats by night.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Its not bad place cant speak for its 6 night clubs and 3 cassinos or the 2 lap dancing clubs ...... buts probalby down to fact they aint got non lol ....take rain coats wolly scarfe and extr think socks you need its its freezing there
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where is Skipton?
It's in North Yorkshire
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cue next question from Chopsy
Where's North Yorkshire ?
Ok what towns/cities are in North Yorkshire??"
Skipton |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Silsden and Adingham are North Yorkshire
I don't have a clue still... "
Earby is in Lancashire but it used to be in Yorkshire many years ago.
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"Where is Skipton?
You wouldn't like it
They are all bizarrely freakish in them parts
If you can imagine the pub scene from American Werewolf in London it's a bit like that but with more ginger wigs.
They like to think of themselves as nouveau riche, sipping tea with the vicar out of china cups, attending school fetes and the like.
They wear lots of Barbour.
And t.
And drive land rovers
But underneath it all, they are simply perverted inbreds who get up to all sorts of antics behind closed stable doors.
In short, it's my kinda place "
Is that why I go there a lot  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is Skipton?
You wouldn't like it
They are all bizarrely freakish in them parts
If you can imagine the pub scene from American Werewolf in London it's a bit like that but with more ginger wigs.
They like to think of themselves as nouveau riche, sipping tea with the vicar out of china cups, attending school fetes and the like.
They wear lots of Barbour.
And t.
And drive land rovers
But underneath it all, they are simply perverted inbreds who get up to all sorts of antics behind closed stable doors.
In short, it's my kinda place
Is that why I go there a lot "
You go there for the beer! |
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"Where is Skipton?
You wouldn't like it
They are all bizarrely freakish in them parts
If you can imagine the pub scene from American Werewolf in London it's a bit like that but with more ginger wigs.
They like to think of themselves as nouveau riche, sipping tea with the vicar out of china cups, attending school fetes and the like.
They wear lots of Barbour.
And t.
And drive land rovers
But underneath it all, they are simply perverted inbreds who get up to all sorts of antics behind closed stable doors.
In short, it's my kinda place
Is that why I go there a lot
You go there for the beer! "
Definately |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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go through Otley,then Ilkley,and its straight onto Skipton,keep going and you end up in the Lake District
Skipton is a very nice market town,lots of shopping and has one of the best shoe shops around,plenty of Pubs on the high street,and right at the top of the high st is Skipton Castle,and it has a lovely walk along the canal that runs through Skipton,
it does get busy on an evening,some of the pubs are heaving on a Fri and Sat,it used to have a nightclub not sure if it still does though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where is Skipton?
You wouldn't like it
They are all bizarrely freakish in them parts
If you can imagine the pub scene from American Werewolf in London it's a bit like that but with more ginger wigs.
They like to think of themselves as nouveau riche, sipping tea with the vicar out of china cups, attending school fetes and the like.
They wear lots of Barbour.
And t.
And drive land rovers
But underneath it all, they are simply perverted inbreds who get up to all sorts of antics behind closed stable doors.
In short, it's my kinda place
Is that why I go there a lot "
I am now resisting all temptation to make a more leading comment about its proximity to The Gaping Ghyll |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"go through Otley,then Ilkley,and its straight onto Skipton,keep going and you end up in the Lake District
Skipton is a very nice market town,lots of shopping and has one of the best shoe shops around,plenty of Pubs on the high street,and right at the top of the high st is Skipton Castle,and it has a lovely walk along the canal that runs through Skipton,
it does get busy on an evening,some of the pubs are heaving on a Fri and Sat,it used to have a nightclub not sure if it still does though"
There hasn't been a nightclub there since there were many Teddy Boys in town.
For ease of reference to those not local, that is 2008 !
Skipton is 50 years behind most places
But still 20 ahead of Nelson and Colne |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"go through Otley,then Ilkley,and its straight onto Skipton,keep going and you end up in the Lake District
Skipton is a very nice market town,lots of shopping and has one of the best shoe shops around,plenty of Pubs on the high street,and right at the top of the high st is Skipton Castle,and it has a lovely walk along the canal that runs through Skipton,
it does get busy on an evening,some of the pubs are heaving on a Fri and Sat,it used to have a nightclub not sure if it still does though
There hasn't been a nightclub there since there were many Teddy Boys in town.
For ease of reference to those not local, that is 2008 !
Skipton is 50 years behind most places
But still 20 ahead of Nelson and Colne"
its not that far behind Bussy,its supposed to be the wacky baccy mecca of the north |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Strata nightclub for t'young 'uns.
Groove bar for t'oldies.
Loads of pubs on't high street. Black Horse, Wetherspoons.
Only problem is they're all farmers. You can't tell which are t'men and which are t'women!
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"Strata nightclub for t'young 'uns.
Groove bar for t'oldies.
Loads of pubs on't high street. Black Horse, Wetherspoons.
Only problem is they're all farmers. You can't tell which are t'men and which are t'women!
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Groove bar it is then just need something to wear so I look like one o t'lads |
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"Its not bad place cant speak for its 6 night clubs and 3 cassinos or the 2 lap dancing clubs ...... buts probalby down to fact they aint got non lol ....take rain coats wolly scarfe and extr think socks you need its its freezing there
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any lap dancing id have been;good fish shop |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Clubbers in Skipton have taken to using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstasy directly into their mouths.
This dangerous process is known as 'E by gum' |
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cant bear it any longer need to ask ;
why skipton?
harrogates more refinde in places
few more pubs;
and as elton says saturday nights all right for a fight;any nights good in harrogate; ps just down the rd 20 miles |
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"Where is Skipton?
It's in North Yorkshire
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cue next question from Chopsy
Where's North Yorkshire ?
Ok what towns/cities are in North Yorkshire??
Not too far from Leeds"
erm what about York?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just been informed its Skipton for works Christmas do......It's a nice place to walk around in the day but at night I can't imagine it!!
Anyone know if its any good for a night out!! "
Take your velcro wellies you will need them if you want a shag!  |
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"Just been informed its Skipton for works Christmas do......It's a nice place to walk around in the day but at night I can't imagine it!!
Anyone know if its any good for a night out!!
Take your velcro wellies you will need them if you want a shag! "
Might need the sheep-dip before I step into the Velcro wellies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"not been there in years , is the cock and bottle pub still there? 
Yes. "
We done job yrs ago at a local factory , ended up getting a lock in every night , by end of of job we were border line alkies and broke!!
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