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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

(let's keep it legal, consensual etc)

Look around your house. What's something that isn't a sex toy, but could be?

- inspired by a friend #youknowwhoyouare

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By *heaspieswingerMan  over a year ago

Peak District

We’re going to go with the obvious: a cucumber

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Pegs

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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A paddle hairbrush. Wooden. Solid. Big. Thick. No give.

Yep, I'm looking at one now.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport

I do have a feather duster for getting to those cobwebbed corners...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Marigolds

Covid gloves

The pockets of a cagoule

Sock puppets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A housemate when we were students, she used to fuck the corners of tables

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pegs

Ice

School rulers

Tape

Tent poles

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By *unloversCouple  over a year ago

rotherham

Electric toothbrush

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Things we have/have used

Clingfilm

Wooden spoon

Shoe horn

Belt

Dog lead

Chopping board with handle

Knives (sharp and not sharp)

Chain

Boxing gloves (various weights)

Baseball bat / cricket bat / knocking in bat

Meat tenderiser

Rubber Mallet

Toy dog on a lead

Toy flag and pole

Pegs

Ice cubes

Hair brush

Zip ties

Its more a case of what cant be used in a perverted way?

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By *.L.0460.Woman  over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"A housemate when we were students, she used to fuck the corners of tables "

Wait what??? I hope they got a wipe over before sitting down to yer spag bol of a night...

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Things we have/have used

Clingfilm

Wooden spoon

Shoe horn

Belt

Dog lead

Chopping board with handle

Knives (sharp and not sharp)

Chain

Boxing gloves (various weights)

Baseball bat / cricket bat / knocking in bat

Meat tenderiser

Rubber Mallet

Toy dog on a lead

Toy flag and pole

Pegs

Ice cubes

Hair brush

Zip ties

Its more a case of what cant be used in a perverted way?

"

A meat tenderiser? Sometimes I want to message you to delve into your deviance but I'm aware you're not a guidebook to perversion.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An electric sander…….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stick your cock between 2 mattresses and fuck it

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington


"A housemate when we were students, she used to fuck the corners of tables "
obviously she had no table manners

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Things we have/have used

Clingfilm

Wooden spoon

Shoe horn

Belt

Dog lead

Chopping board with handle

Knives (sharp and not sharp)

Chain

Boxing gloves (various weights)

Baseball bat / cricket bat / knocking in bat

Meat tenderiser

Rubber Mallet

Toy dog on a lead

Toy flag and pole

Pegs

Ice cubes

Hair brush

Zip ties

Its more a case of what cant be used in a perverted way?

A meat tenderiser? Sometimes I want to message you to delve into your deviance but I'm aware you're not a guidebook to perversion. "

Education is the first step in understanding

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

Those bloody plastic see through hair bobbles!

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

A copy of "The Watchtower" magazine which The Jehovah's Witness' keep delivering.

I'm inclined to roll it up tightly and tear them a new arsehole but I fear they would enjoy that far too much.

They're easily gratified.

#NoOffenceToTheJehovas.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A wood massage tool, apparently.

I haven't used it myself. I think it might hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Banana skin

Melon

Rolling pin

Electric toothbrush

Spikey physio ball

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple  over a year ago

Rushden

Rolling pin & V's viking drinking horn

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By *teveanddebsCouple  over a year ago

Norwich

Anythings a sex toy if you're brave enough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Car jump leads. None of this wussy TENS stuff.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Ride my bike, its sitting here

Slippers, or slappers, as they could be named

Table legs. Maybe chair legs for 4 of you, as a starter

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By *elloWoman  over a year ago

alpha centauri

Trouser hanger, the clips make great nipple pinchers

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

Showerhead apparently works well for some people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My infinity gauntlet. Any fan of a massive fist is in for a treat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trouser hanger, the clips make great nipple pinchers"

Thats great idea!

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By *andy199Man  over a year ago

bedford

Toothpaste

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Does a leather belt count?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

TV remote or them fucking charity bags they push through door! Roll it up! Use it leave it out for em

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everything's a dildo if yer brave enough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Girlfriends knee

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Does a leather belt count? "

Only if it's literate.

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By *lovisMan  over a year ago

Twickenham

Table tennis bat

Network cable

Washing up brush

Japanese martial arts wooden katana

Compressed air spray duster.

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By *alcon43Woman  over a year ago

Paisley

Courgette

Screwdriver (chunky handle)

Deodorant (just look at the shape of them)

Bottle of foundation

Shoe lace (around cock and balls)

Chain

Karabiner

Scarf

Tie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ethernet cable

Teaspoons

Scatter cushions

10p bag for life

Banana

Light bulbs

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

Not one person has mentioned gym equipment. I bet "NEcouple29" have the full works!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

10p bag for life surprised it's not started breaking down! They been 20p for 5 years lol

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin

Lord, all these ideas - never buy a sex toy again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Uncooked chicken

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin


"Uncooked chicken "

Live?

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere

Electric tooth

Handheld shower massager

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Pegs"

Aaaah,yeah, pegging

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"(let's keep it legal, consensual etc)

Look around your house. What's something that isn't a sex toy, but could be?

- inspired by a friend #youknowwhoyouare"

How about you OP? Come on, don't keep us in suspenders!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester

Shower head & a rolling pin I ‘spose

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"(let's keep it legal, consensual etc)

Look around your house. What's something that isn't a sex toy, but could be?

- inspired by a friend #youknowwhoyouare

How about you OP? Come on, don't keep us in suspenders!"

I answered above

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not one person has mentioned gym equipment. I bet "NEcouple29" have the full works!"

I’ve got a multi gym and a treadmill. If you can think of a sexual use for those you’re a bigger perv than me

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere


"Electric tooth brush

Handheld shower massager

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Courgette

Screwdriver (chunky handle)

Deodorant (just look at the shape of them)

Bottle of foundation

Shoe lace (around cock and balls)

Chain

Karabiner

Scarf

Tie

"

OK, I'm taking a risk here, but what do you do with the Karabiner?

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By *inballs99Man  over a year ago

Blackheath

Curtain pole rings

Cling film for sure

Wine bottle (wide end)

Bungee straps

Any cable or rope

Set of door keys (for neighbours house)

Golf balls

Olive oil

Magnum lolly from freezer

Filled latex glove with water then frozen it and peeled the glove off

Mirrors

Clear glass table

Corn on cob

Choc chips

Xxx strong mints

Toothpast

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