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Anyone got a strong wanking arm I can borrow?

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Mine's knackered.

I'm mashing blackcurrants to make ice cream. I'm about half way through and my arm is aflame.

I can pay in food and/or sexual favours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Google 'electric blender'. And 'monster dildo'.

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By *orthwhile27Man  over a year ago

dark side of the moon

Pays to be ambidextrous

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I’m only down the road

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Google 'electric blender'. And 'monster dildo'.

"

I did consider using the blender. But I'm mashing it through a sieve. I'm trying to keep all the lumpy bits and skin out.

Does a monster dildo have a use in the kitchen?

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby

Only if you both are driving the ice cream van down my road and stop at my door

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Google 'electric blender'. And 'monster dildo'.

I did consider using the blender. But I'm mashing it through a sieve. I'm trying to keep all the lumpy bits and skin out.

Does a monster dildo have a use in the kitchen? "

Mashing them through a sieve with a monster dildo will be more fun.

What's a kitchen got to do with it.

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Pays to be ambidextrous "

It also pays to have a husband who wanks a lot. But he's out

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I’m only down the road "

I've finished the mashing. But you can pop over and entertain the 3 year old if you like. He's got lots of Duplo

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Only if you both are driving the ice cream van down my road and stop at my door

"

It won't be ready for about 7 hours

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Google 'electric blender'. And 'monster dildo'.

I did consider using the blender. But I'm mashing it through a sieve. I'm trying to keep all the lumpy bits and skin out.

Does a monster dildo have a use in the kitchen?

Mashing them through a sieve with a monster dildo will be more fun.

What's a kitchen got to do with it. "

Hmm. The vibrating could help

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby


"Only if you both are driving the ice cream van down my road and stop at my door

It won't be ready for about 7 hours "

I love the trill of waiting

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I would help but

A; I’m miles away

B; I think my wanking muscles have atrophied recently

C; I don’t really want to

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