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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

And gents if you please

You’ve gone outside to take the bins out and you spot a dick poking through a hole in the fence from next door, would you be tempted to give it a little suck?

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

No, I’d bash it with the yard brush, hiyaaaaaaahhh!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d give it a tickle with some jaggy nettles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it was a good looking one, standing to attention and ready for action. From my club experience there's nothing worse than a limpet waiting to be fluffed.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester

No I’ve seen what’s attached to the dick the other side of our fence

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple  over a year ago

London


"No, I’d bash it with the yard brush, hiyaaaaaaahhh!! "

Moi aussi

KM

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No, I’d bash it with the yard brush, hiyaaaaaaahhh!!

Moi aussi

KM"

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By *adyJayneWoman  over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

I'd be tempted to respond with nettle or hotsauce.

Or a phone call to the police but the former are quicker than a police response.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll let the cat use it as a scratching post

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By *ixi n DogCouple  over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Depends..

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

I'd be shouting his Mrs to come sort him out, after a swift kick of course.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

For me, I’d have to stick a g clamp on it, and enjoying watching his embarrassing struggle.

The mr

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands

I'd let my dog out, a new chew toy for him!

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden

Take a picture and show it to his wife and/or the police.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Honestly, given their age and associated health issues I'd applaud their vigor.

Then I'd fetch the strimmer.

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I'd wonder how my female neighbour a field away has suddenly grown a dick that can reach that far .

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours

I'd reach for the hose and give its owner a cold shower

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Nope, I'd bash it with the bin.

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By *otmyrealname99Man  over a year ago

Manchester

Time to get the hedge trimmer...

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By *weetiepie99Woman  over a year ago

cardiff

Eeewww no, i'd be tempted to give it a little trim with the shears tho

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

No. Wrong place and time for action.

A former neighbour was regularly caught peeping through holes in the fence between us, at me and girlfriends outside. He was ambushed a couple of times and shouted at.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My next door neighbour is on fab this I know so noooooooooooo

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"No. Wrong place and time for action.

A former neighbour was regularly caught peeping through holes in the fence between us, at me and girlfriends outside. He was ambushed a couple of times and shouted at. "

Thankfully a dick never got pushed through, as 1 of them would probably have hit it hard with something

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By *agicM53XMan  over a year ago

Orpington


"And gents if you please

You’ve gone outside to take the bins out and you spot a dick poking through a hole in the fence from next door, would you be tempted to give it a little suck?"

This one is quite different to your usual forum questions...not sure how to answer

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I think the dog would bite it before I'd even think about sucking it.

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

With our neighbours not a chance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cut or uncut?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

no way i dont like neither of my male neighbours on either side.

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By *urora1912Woman  over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Hot neighbour across the road the yes

My next door neighbour then no

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"And gents if you please

You’ve gone outside to take the bins out and you spot a dick poking through a hole in the fence from next door, would you be tempted to give it a little suck?

This one is quite different to your usual forum questions...not sure how to answer "

But, what would you do……

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"And gents if you please

You’ve gone outside to take the bins out and you spot a dick poking through a hole in the fence from next door, would you be tempted to give it a little suck?"

Um no. You have no idea where its bin!

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

How high is the hole?

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Luckily have brick walls.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd try and hang a wet duffle coat on it

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly

I carry a Sharpie on my person at all times for situations such as this.

One day it shall happen. Gregory Dongface shall appear and I shall give him a little moustache.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And gents if you please

You’ve gone outside to take the bins out and you spot a dick poking through a hole in the fence from next door, would you be tempted to give it a little suck?"

Depends which neighbour. One side I’d chuckle at, the other I’d take a photo and make a police complaint. Life’s unfair, Pat next door, suck it up!

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By *adyBugsWoman  over a year ago

cognito

I’d be worried someone had put a fence up overnight.

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By *otmyrealname99Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"I carry a Sharpie on my person at all times for situations such as this.

One day it shall happen. Gregory Dongface shall appear and I shall give him a little moustache.

"

No googly eyes to hand?

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"Nope"

Now if you were my neighbour it would be a different story

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By *agicM53XMan  over a year ago

Orpington


"And gents if you please

You’ve gone outside to take the bins out and you spot a dick poking through a hole in the fence from next door, would you be tempted to give it a little suck?

This one is quite different to your usual forum questions...not sure how to answer

But, what would you do……"

...call for your assistance to deal with it ...I can tell you what I definitely wouldn't do though...give little sucks to dicks

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I'd wait and watch what my dogs did.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nope

Now if you were my neighbour it would be a different story "

Now there’s a thought! I would love to be your neighbour, we could tan together

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd empty the sluggy beer trap on it.

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By *uciferLingerieMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"And gents if you please

You’ve gone outside to take the bins out and you spot a dick poking through a hole in the fence from next door, would you be tempted to give it a little suck?"

Does it still count if it was a ladies strap-on??

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"Nope

Now if you were my neighbour it would be a different story

Now there’s a thought! I would love to be your neighbour, we could tan together "

Oh yes we could have ‘tan off’ (similar to bake off but more fun)

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By *KloganMan  over a year ago

Ramsbottom


"And gents if you please

You’ve gone outside to take the bins out and you spot a dick poking through a hole in the fence from next door, would you be tempted to give it a little suck?"

This is entirely plausible with my neighbour… “shudders”, he’s very weird x

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

I’d get my little pet budgie out of his cage and let him have a rest on it

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby

Probably say "it's not even cold out, why is it so small?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’d get my little pet budgie out of his cage and let him have a rest on it "

Oh, here he is

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling

My next door neighbour is a woman with a massive Alsatian dog! I’d be concerned that either she has a dick or I’m sucking a dog off - so nah I’ll give it a miss!

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I'd play a game of bash a mole

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My next door neighbour is a woman with a massive Alsatian dog! I’d be concerned that either she has a dick or I’m sucking a dog off - so nah I’ll give it a miss! "

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"I’d get my little pet budgie out of his cage and let him have a rest on it

Oh, here he is "

This is a shocking thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All single mums so it would be a titty or a mouth.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

I’d paint it the same colour as my fence panel so nobody would notice

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I think the dog would bite it before I'd even think about sucking it. "

Ewe! Suck it after the dog bites it!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’d put a clamp on it so he couldn’t get it out of said hole!

I think that a universal NO! Hippy

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I like my neighbour, but not that much

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