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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And gents if you please
You’ve gone outside to take the bins out and you spot a dick poking through a hole in the fence from next door, would you be tempted to give it a little suck? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If it was a good looking one, standing to attention and ready for action. From my club experience there's nothing worse than a limpet waiting to be fluffed. |
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No. Wrong place and time for action.
A former neighbour was regularly caught peeping through holes in the fence between us, at me and girlfriends outside. He was ambushed a couple of times and shouted at. |
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"No. Wrong place and time for action.
A former neighbour was regularly caught peeping through holes in the fence between us, at me and girlfriends outside. He was ambushed a couple of times and shouted at. "
Thankfully a dick never got pushed through, as 1 of them would probably have hit it hard with something |
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
Orpington |
"And gents if you please
You’ve gone outside to take the bins out and you spot a dick poking through a hole in the fence from next door, would you be tempted to give it a little suck?"
This one is quite different to your usual forum questions...not sure how to answer  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And gents if you please
You’ve gone outside to take the bins out and you spot a dick poking through a hole in the fence from next door, would you be tempted to give it a little suck?
This one is quite different to your usual forum questions...not sure how to answer "
But, what would you do…… |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"And gents if you please
You’ve gone outside to take the bins out and you spot a dick poking through a hole in the fence from next door, would you be tempted to give it a little suck?"
Um no. You have no idea where its bin! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And gents if you please
You’ve gone outside to take the bins out and you spot a dick poking through a hole in the fence from next door, would you be tempted to give it a little suck?"
Depends which neighbour. One side I’d chuckle at, the other I’d take a photo and make a police complaint. Life’s unfair, Pat next door, suck it up! |
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
Orpington |
"And gents if you please
You’ve gone outside to take the bins out and you spot a dick poking through a hole in the fence from next door, would you be tempted to give it a little suck?
This one is quite different to your usual forum questions...not sure how to answer
But, what would you do……"
...call for your assistance to deal with it  ...I can tell you what I definitely wouldn't do though...give little sucks to dicks  |
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"And gents if you please
You’ve gone outside to take the bins out and you spot a dick poking through a hole in the fence from next door, would you be tempted to give it a little suck?"
Does it still count if it was a ladies strap-on??  |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
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"Nope
Now if you were my neighbour it would be a different story  
Now there’s a thought! I would love to be your neighbour, we could tan together "
Oh yes we could have ‘tan off’ (similar to bake off but more fun)  |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
Ramsbottom |
"And gents if you please
You’ve gone outside to take the bins out and you spot a dick poking through a hole in the fence from next door, would you be tempted to give it a little suck?"
This is entirely plausible with my neighbour… “shudders”, he’s very weird x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My next door neighbour is a woman with a massive Alsatian dog! I’d be concerned that either she has a dick or I’m sucking a dog off - so nah I’ll give it a miss! "
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