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Sleep violence

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I woke up this morning my nose has been killing me what you think the chances are a cracked myself in the nose in my sleep

What phantom injurys have you woke up with?

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

Not me but apparently I backed right up into the missus during our sleep last night and farted on her leg three times. She wasn’t impressed and I found it hilarious

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

I've woken myself up by essentially pulling my own hair out, joys of long hair. And I've squished my own boob whilst turning that bloody hurts.

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

I woke up once to something hitting me on the head, it was me whacking myself with a book I fell asleep reading, just as I opened my eyes I hit myself again, just glad it was a paperback!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently I've elbowed her highness in the eye, pulled her hair and flung a leg over her (in a violent manner according to her) but the most common is gripping her head and squeezing

I think she's making it all up. I also count her continously claiming territory and bed stealing as a form of violence.

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I went to bed normal and woke with sciatica, that sucked big balls for aaaages

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Gout

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

I had a bdsm dream once where my left boob was squeezed really tight and the next day I woke up with finger mark bruises on it

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

My partner does boxing training and I once got a right hook in the middle of the night. Fortunately you can't punch someone who is next to you rather than in front you very hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cramp in your foot when your asleep. That’s the worst pain ever.

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