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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My greatest fear is when I leave an opened can of diet c0ke outside and I dont know if a wasp has gone inside....I have to drink literally through gritted teeth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Really? Worse than killer aliens, serial killers, asteroid crashes and neighbors being noisy cunts all the time?"
Those ain't real....fucking wasps are real |
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By *assy69Man
over a year ago
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"My greatest fear is when I leave an opened can of diet c0ke outside and I dont know if a wasp has gone inside....I have to drink literally through gritted teeth "
Lived through my greatest fear, and came out the other side in, almost, one piece. All I have to worry about now are the killer spiders in the shed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really? Worse than killer aliens, serial killers, asteroid crashes and neighbors being noisy cunts all the time?
Those ain't real....fucking wasps are real"
You think serial killers, asteroid crashes and neighbors being noisy cunts all the time are not real lol |
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"Really? Worse than killer aliens, serial killers, asteroid crashes and neighbors being noisy cunts all the time?
Those ain't real....fucking wasps are real
You think serial killers, asteroid crashes and neighbors being noisy cunts all the time are not real lol"
And the aliens, don't forget the aliens |
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"My greatest fear is when I leave an opened can of diet c0ke outside and I dont know if a wasp has gone inside....I have to drink literally through gritted teeth "
Glasses were invented for just such a dilemma  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden "
I’ve had this grim experience in the dead of night at Soze Manor. The slimy bastards sneak into the kitchen occasionally.  |
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"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden
I’ve had this grim experience in the dead of night at Soze Manor. The slimy bastards sneak into the kitchen occasionally. "
It's gross isn't it  |
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"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden "
Was it Victor Meldrew that came back into the house from the garden. Wearing a dead hedgehog? |
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"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden try one in your teapot"
A slug? In your actual teapot? A SLUG! Before or after you'd d*unk the tea  ?
When I was 16 and not at all socially confident I ate a small slug that was on a lettuce leaf at my boyfriend's nans house. |
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"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden
Was it Victor Meldrew that came back into the house from the garden. Wearing a dead hedgehog?"
We watched an episode of One Foot in The Grave the other day. We were laughing our heads off |
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"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden
Hedgehog shit isn’t much better
Try fox for added odour "
I was in the scouts. And we learned to recognise the tracks of foxes , badgers , deer , dogs etc. But i can't say i ever took the "I can tell which animal did this crap" badge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden "
When i was about 3 my mother was watching me in the garden and wondering what i had in my hand, Id picked up a slug and before she could react I ate it.
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"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden
Hedgehog shit isn’t much better
Try fox for added odour
I was in the scouts. And we learned to recognise the tracks of foxes , badgers , deer , dogs etc. But i can't say i ever took the "I can tell which animal did this crap" badge."
Lol. I'm a bit of an expert but only because of the various calling cards left in our garden. So far no bears... |
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"My biggest fear is treading on a slug in bare feet. This would be easily solved by me wearing shoes in the garden
When i was about 3 my mother was watching me in the garden and wondering what i had in my hand, Id picked up a slug and before she could react I ate it.
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 tasty |
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"My greatest fear is when I leave an opened can of diet c0ke outside and I dont know if a wasp has gone inside....I have to drink literally through gritted teeth
Glasses were invented for just such a dilemma "
I've never seen a wasp wearing glasses |
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"My greatest fear is when I leave an opened can of diet c0ke outside and I dont know if a wasp has gone inside....I have to drink literally through gritted teeth "
This made me lol mine is cotton wool or polystyrene |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"My greatest fear is when I leave an opened can of diet c0ke outside and I dont know if a wasp has gone inside....I have to drink literally through gritted teeth "
Wasps wouldn't go near diet would they? What with there being no sugar. |
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