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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For Fab PM
You are all expected to turn out to vote for me tomorrow
No excuses.
Who is Running against you
Or is it dictatorship
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Who is you’re deputy pm
And what are you’re policy’s for Better fab  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For Fab PM
You are all expected to turn out to vote for me tomorrow
No excuses.
... require bribery in the form of free jaffa cakes then ...  "
Would a cock pic do instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who’s the good choice opposition?
There isn't any
So a dictatorship it is then 
It's not
And its not in any way a rigged vote  "
So who’s you’re deputy dictator
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who’s the good choice opposition?
There isn't any
So a dictatorship it is then
It's not
And its not in any way a rigged vote
So who’s you’re deputy dictator
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Applications are being taken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who’s the good choice opposition?
There isn't any
So a dictatorship it is then
It's not
And its not in any way a rigged vote
So who’s you’re deputy dictator
Applications are being taken "
Think Emily be best
And the offer of free Jaffa cakes or cake at the polling station be winner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we all going to the pub after we've been to the polling station?  
The pub is the polling station. Very good planning.
See I'm thinking ahead "
A man who thinks of the people. You get my vote.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are we all going to the pub after we've been to the polling station?
The pub is the polling station. Very good planning.
See I'm thinking ahead
A man who thinks of the people. You get my vote. "
The will only serve proper British beer and none of that European piss water they call lager |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we all going to the pub after we've been to the polling station?
The pub is the polling station. Very good planning.
See I'm thinking ahead
A man who thinks of the people. You get my vote.
The will only serve proper British beer and none of that European piss water they call lager "
Where can I get a placard to vote for you to stick on my front lawn? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are we all going to the pub after we've been to the polling station?
The pub is the polling station. Very good planning.
See I'm thinking ahead
A man who thinks of the people. You get my vote.
The will only serve proper British beer and none of that European piss water they call lager
Where can I get a placard to vote for you to stick on my front lawn?"
They will be issued in due course |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"Are we all going to the pub after we've been to the polling station?
The pub is the polling station. Very good planning.
See I'm thinking ahead
A man who thinks of the people. You get my vote. "
He must be an imposter. No politician would think of the people. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Who’s the good choice opposition?
There isn't any
So a dictatorship it is then
It's not
And its not in any way a rigged vote
So who’s you’re deputy dictator
Applications are being taken
Think Emily be best
And the offer of free Jaffa cakes or cake at the polling station be winner "
Ooo... can I be deputy?! ...I'd definitely be advocating daily cake  rations for all (any flavour!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who’s the good choice opposition?
There isn't any
So a dictatorship it is then
It's not
And its not in any way a rigged vote
So who’s you’re deputy dictator
Applications are being taken
Think Emily be best
And the offer of free Jaffa cakes or cake at the polling station be winner
Ooo... can I be deputy?! ...I'd definitely be advocating daily cake rations for all (any flavour!)"
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Who’s the good choice opposition?
There isn't any
So a dictatorship it is then
It's not
And its not in any way a rigged vote
So who’s you’re deputy dictator
Applications are being taken
Think Emily be best
And the offer of free Jaffa cakes or cake at the polling station be winner
Ooo... can I be deputy?! ...I'd definitely be advocating daily cake rations for all (any flavour!)
"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who’s the good choice opposition?
There isn't any
So a dictatorship it is then
It's not
And its not in any way a rigged vote
So who’s you’re deputy dictator
Applications are being taken
Think Emily be best
And the offer of free Jaffa cakes or cake at the polling station be winner
Ooo... can I be deputy?! ...I'd definitely be advocating daily cake rations for all (any flavour!)
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Do you promise to do as instructed? |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Who’s the good choice opposition?
There isn't any
So a dictatorship it is then
It's not
And its not in any way a rigged vote
So who’s you’re deputy dictator
Applications are being taken
Think Emily be best
And the offer of free Jaffa cakes or cake at the polling station be winner
Ooo... can I be deputy?! ...I'd definitely be advocating daily cake rations for all (any flavour!)
Do you promise to do as instructed? "
Only IF you agree that jaffa cakes are manna from heaven... then yes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who’s the good choice opposition?
There isn't any
So a dictatorship it is then
It's not
And its not in any way a rigged vote
So who’s you’re deputy dictator
Applications are being taken
Think Emily be best
And the offer of free Jaffa cakes or cake at the polling station be winner
Ooo... can I be deputy?! ...I'd definitely be advocating daily cake rations for all (any flavour!)
Do you promise to do as instructed?
Only IF you agree that jaffa cakes are manna from heaven... then yes "
I quit |
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