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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man over a year ago

London

I’ve found Boris Johnson wandering the streets of Central London. He only has shorts and a shirt on, no shoes. He says Carrie has chucked him out and he has no where to sleep tonight. Any idea what I should do with him??

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Take him to a pinching party

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man over a year ago

London

"Take him to a pinching party

I believe there’s one in the middle of the Thames, maybe I’ll push him in and he can swim there

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man over a year ago

London

He smells too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take him to the scrap yard

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man over a year ago

London

Not sure they will take him. Maybe local dump?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not sure they will take him. Maybe local dump?"

Yeah, they take anything.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man over a year ago

London

You don’t want him?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don’t want him?"

Nah, I'm good. My rubbish went out yesterday.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man over a year ago

London

Can’t even put him in the recycling bin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He smells too"

Just from looking at him, I'd say that's normal.

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By *eisty LadyWoman over a year ago

Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove

Take him home and Chuck the Mrs onto the streets

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Wrap him up in a basket, put him on the door step of the biggest house you can find with a note, then knock on and run.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give him a good f@@king.

It's only fair he should have a taste of his own medicine.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man over a year ago

London

"Give him a good f@@king.

It's only fair he should have a taste of his own medicine.

I’d rather not get intimate with him if that’s ok

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man over a year ago

London

"Wrap him up in a basket, put him on the door step of the biggest house you can find with a note, then knock on and run.

The mr "

I’ve put a mask on he’s head of a teenage girl and left him at Prince Andrews front door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d give him 30p and suggest he pop off to shops and get enough to cook a delicious and nutritious meal from scratch.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man over a year ago

London

"I’d give him 30p and suggest he pop off to shops and get enough to cook a delicious and nutritious meal from scratch. "

BBQ him and no child in this country would go without food

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Leave him alone!

I'm sure he'll be alright & find his own way to UKIP!

That's where most Conservatives seem to go after their party has shunned them....

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man over a year ago

London

"Leave him alone!

I'm sure he'll be alright & find his own way to UKIP!

That's where most Conservatives seem to go after their party has shunned them....

The boss (Carrie) will make him join the Green Party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You dont need to worry about boris...im sure he will be fine and probably a bit richer

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man over a year ago

London

No part of me will worry, and yes he will sadly earn millions now, whilst the British people he attempted to serve will struggle!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d give him 30p and suggest he pop off to shops and get enough to cook a delicious and nutritious meal from scratch. "

All politicians should do that!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man over a year ago

London

"I’d give him 30p and suggest he pop off to shops and get enough to cook a delicious and nutritious meal from scratch.

All politicians should do that!"

And demonstrate on live TV how they got on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d give him 30p and suggest he pop off to shops and get enough to cook a delicious and nutritious meal from scratch.

All politicians should do that!

And demonstrate on live TV how they got on!"

Yes!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

He should be held in jail, until the levels of damages due to the country has been established. No release until repaid, plus inteerest @ 1 trillion %

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take off and nuke the site from orbit... It's the only way to be sure.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man over a year ago

London

"Take off and nuke the site from orbit... It's the only way to be sure. "

Hahaha

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