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Most stupid excuise for not attending a meet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Most stupid excuise of all time for not attending a meet ?

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

My hamster hasn't eaten all of his breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My hamster hasn't eaten all of his breakfast "

WTAF?! ROFL!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He agreed to meet, we sat waiting, no show, message "why" his responses.... I don't like condoms

Why not just say that in the first fooking place instead of arranging a meet

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By *orkshireguy77Man  over a year ago

Wakefield

I'm glad some folks get answers! People seem to go silent on me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fell asleep. true story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"He agreed to meet, we sat waiting, no show, message "why" his responses.... I don't like condoms

Why not just say that in the first fooking place instead of arranging a meet "

Dont like condoms sounds like cold penguin feet !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I put a meet up on fab. One of my FWB saw it and said "I wanna do that with you" so I said cool, removed the meet. Cleaned the flat, did the "shit, shower and shave" Holy trinity. Then he cancelled saying he forgot he was going to watch the Irish Grand National with his mate.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Years ago now.

I got told, 2 days later than the date, my toddler put my phone down the toilet so I couldn’t get in touch.

I just responded did they put your laptop down there as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

LMAO as if I get actual excuses

Straight up ghost town for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I fell asleep. true story. "

Could have been worse. They could have fallen asleep during the meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I put a meet up on fab. One of my FWB saw it and said "I wanna do that with you" so I said cool, removed the meet. Cleaned the flat, did the "shit, shower and shave" Holy trinity. Then he cancelled saying he forgot he was going to watch the Irish Grand National with his mate.

the grand national i could think of beeter things to do lol did he stay a fwb after that

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By *ilthyRacersCouple  over a year ago

Coventry

We had a guy who was due for a bukkake meet who messaged several hours after he was due claiming he got lost. We saw him pull up outside the house, get cold feet and drive away.

We also had another one who claimed it was our fault he hadn’t turned up to a bukkake as when he checked our profile at 5.30am our status said “tomorrow” so he assumed it had been moved to the next day

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I fell asleep. true story.

Could have been worse. They could have fallen asleep during the meet. "

That happened to us. I was giving a guy a blow job, heard a sort of znnnzzzznnzzz looked up and he was bashing out the zeds. Clearly needed to up my game

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Timber with a boddy like that you get ghosted !

Your beautiefull

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I did have one person, come out of his house on the way to meet me and then realised that his car was in for repair, no bother, he got the train and still showed up.

An credible excuse but he worked around it.

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk

He hit his boss got locked up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry i was shaving my chickens

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I didn't get an excuse! Just ghosted.

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By *issmorganWoman  over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I can't meet now as Im having my son for the night ,he had a brand new spanking verification the next day !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I fell asleep. true story.

Could have been worse. They could have fallen asleep during the meet. "

I wouldn’t be here posting that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"He hit his boss got locked up."

Ha ha ha mabybe he did ha ha ha ??

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By *lackXealMan  over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Excuse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We had a guy on route to us one night and he said he's decided to head back home as his mot was in 4 days so didn't want to drive any further

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My Mum wouldn’t let me play out

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By *an1978Woman  over a year ago

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"I did have one person, come out of his house on the way to meet me and then realised that his car was in for repair, no bother, he got the train and still showed up.

An credible excuse but he worked around it."

That's a thing I would do!!

I left work to go to my car, and realised I had had a lift in that morning.

But sorted another way.

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By *inx.x3Woman  over a year ago

Bath


"I did have one person, come out of his house on the way to meet me and then realised that his car was in for repair, no bother, he got the train and still showed up.

An credible excuse but he worked around it."

Iv done that. I ordered a takeaway for collection, went to leave 10 mins later and wondered where my car was.

Got a lift though and still got my takeaway

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

I once got stod up by a guy because he didn't think I would show up . We did meet up in the end but I made him send me a picture from the bus before I would leave the house again .

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

We had one who fell asleep, one who had a hangover, and one whose car got a mysterious flat tyre. Oh yes, and two men in the same week who had leaks in their showers and had to stay home to keep an eye on them. One of them did send a picture of his leaky shower to be fair. And one guy from Shrewsbury who couldn't drive over as all the roads were flooded. At least that one I believed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He said he didn't fancy me. Wtf?? It's Swinging not dating!

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By *owgirloWoman  over a year ago

york

He forgot it was his sons birthday

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By *ikeafud248Man  over a year ago

Ipswich

Nelly G lovely eyes.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"He forgot it was his sons birthday "

WOW

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well this is not exactly an excuise to or was exactly that i was on a way to a meet jumped the bus in london town were i was living at the time so go to the adress turns out to be a chavie looking block of flats ring the buzzzer no answer try again buzzzz then like fuck this start walking away so text her were are you we were waiting for you wait we what do u meen we i ask ? Me and the black guy what fucking black guy why was there a black guy waiting for the auditions to see who gets to fuck me !! Yea right i was there but now ive gone out to pick up my son !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Invited me down, and then blocked me when 10 minutes away. No reason as to why

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was struggling milking a yak

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

The chemist was shut. So no condoms or viagra

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The chem was shut herd of a supermarket for condoms

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"The chem was shut herd of a supermarket for condoms"

I remember being 19 and making a late night trip to a nearby motorway service station to get some from the machine in the toilets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She had a sore toe so couldn’t make it

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By *rlandoMan  over a year ago

Yorks/Lincs

I have to pick my uncle up from the airport. He s got two suitcases and one arm..

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Landed in hospital.

... That was me and I had photographic evidence

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

I once got cancelled 2 hours before a meet because I'd popped in to see my FB (now wife) that morning for a quickie.

Apparently meeting someone else 10 hours before I was due to meet them was disrespectful.

Even though the evening meet was just a social and for a drink, nothing more.

Nowt queer as folk.

A

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

My cats been lost for days and he's just come home... I'm spending time with my cat now.

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By *lthomasMan  over a year ago

Wolves

Couple coming to hotel meet, said they were on car park but couldn’t see them, Told me definitely there. I walked round the car park & they then said I was standing them up and they were going home

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By *oelDorianMan  over a year ago

vanaheim

My car broke down. But still they met that night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have to pick my uncle up from the airport. He s got two suitcases and one arm.."

I’d say you couldn’t right it. But someone did.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I staived my cock so it can't get hard for you

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

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"My Mum wouldn’t let me play out "

Now that one some of us might believe

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