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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi Cheeky,
Would you like me to courier some provisions up?
Yes please.... "
Right, on its way; 1 x Scotch egg, 1 x double whammy Kit Kat, 1 x Granny Smith apple, 1 x banana/dildo, 1 x loaf of bread, 1 x pack of butter, 1 x tin of spam, 1 x jar of pickled onions, 1 x bag of pork scratchings, 1 x pack of bacon, 1 x carton of orange juice, 1 x baf of fizzy sweetie type things, 1 x bag of BBQ beef Monster Munch, i x tin anchovie fillets, 1 x live cow. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Hi Cheeky,
Would you like me to courier some provisions up?
Yes please....
Right, on its way; 1 x Scotch egg, 1 x double whammy Kit Kat, 1 x Granny Smith apple, 1 x banana/dildo, 1 x loaf of bread, 1 x pack of butter, 1 x tin of spam, 1 x jar of pickled onions, 1 x bag of pork scratchings, 1 x pack of bacon, 1 x carton of orange juice, 1 x baf of fizzy sweetie type things, 1 x bag of BBQ beef Monster Munch, i x tin anchovie fillets, 1 x live cow."
No kippers? |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Hi Cheeky,
Would you like me to courier some provisions up?
Yes please....
Right, on its way; 1 x Scotch egg, 1 x double whammy Kit Kat, 1 x Granny Smith apple, 1 x banana/dildo, 1 x loaf of bread, 1 x pack of butter, 1 x tin of spam, 1 x jar of pickled onions, 1 x bag of pork scratchings, 1 x pack of bacon, 1 x carton of orange juice, 1 x baf of fizzy sweetie type things, 1 x bag of BBQ beef Monster Munch, i x tin anchovie fillets, 1 x live cow.
No kippers?"
No to kippers and to banana I hate the things..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No to kippers and to banana I hate the things.. "
You will notice upon closer scrutiny of my list that the banana is dual-purpose and that its non-nutritional value might be of greater interest. |
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