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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I didn't learn. I just sort of claw and pull and wrestle with them until they come off. And if they don't come off then so be it - they just dangle, torn and mishapen. Grrrrrrrrr |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I didn't learn. I just sort of claw and pull and wrestle with them until they come off. And if they don't come off then so be it - they just dangle, torn and mishapen. Grrrrrrrrr"
I hope that's the bra and not the boobies to which you refer.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At no stage have boobies been mentioned.
Boobies are the equivalent of a very precious metal or jewel - to be handled only with the upmost care.
Mmmmm, boobies.
That's set me off now... MUST..... SEE....... BOOOOOOBIES! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I didn't learn. I just sort of claw and pull and wrestle with them until they come off. And if they don't come off then so be it - they just dangle, torn and mishapen. Grrrrrrrrr"
Mental note to self: If ever meeting Googlewhack, Primani lingerie only - leave Agent Provocateur gear at home  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"At no stage have boobies been mentioned.
Boobies are the equivalent of a very precious metal or jewel - to be handled only with the upmost care.
Mmmmm, boobies.
That's set me off now... MUST..... SEE....... BOOOOOOBIES!"
Take care with the packaging then! I wouldn't want my £80 bras left mangled. Think handling soft fruit... the most precious and delicious fruit imaginable. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Confuse a guy, wear a front fastening bra 
I haven't seen those in years. When I was younger and firmer I had some lovely ones but men did get confused when I wore them."
or an overhead sports bra  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Confuse a guy, wear a front fastening bra
I haven't seen those in years. When I was younger and firmer I had some lovely ones but men did get confused when I wore them.
or an overhead sports bra "
I can't get into those. It takes me about 20 to 30 minutes to get into my sports bra. Once I am in I look ridiculous as I have mono-boob but I do feel I have had a work out. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"At no stage have boobies been mentioned.
Boobies are the equivalent of a very precious metal or jewel - to be handled only with the upmost care.
Mmmmm, boobies.
That's set me off now... MUST..... SEE....... BOOOOOOBIES!
Take care with the packaging then! I wouldn't want my £80 bras left mangled. Think handling soft fruit... the most precious and delicious fruit imaginable."
£80 Thats a two man tent |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"At no stage have boobies been mentioned.
Boobies are the equivalent of a very precious metal or jewel - to be handled only with the upmost care.
Mmmmm, boobies.
That's set me off now... MUST..... SEE....... BOOOOOOBIES!
Take care with the packaging then! I wouldn't want my £80 bras left mangled. Think handling soft fruit... the most precious and delicious fruit imaginable.
£80 Thats a two man tent "
Rigby and Peller don't sell tents for men. It takes an awful lot of engineering to make a really decent bra. Even the skimpy bits of nonsense can cost a fair amount and you blokes just whip 'em off without giving them due attention. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mental note to self: If ever meeting Googlewhack, Primani lingerie only - leave Agent Provocateur gear at home "
Mental note to self: If ever meeting Caz - get a jolly big book for the train ride to.... Cumbria. Crumbs. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I only struggle to do it one handed if the person is wearing one two sizes too small. Need some serious strength in your thumb and first two fingers then"
Careful of the rebound on those too!
I might have to have this as a new game next time I go to a club. |
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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago
the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands |
The live in school matron at our ever so posh public boarding school insisted on washing and hanging out her skimpies, bras and all on the washing line adjacent to the grass tennis courts. No matter how hard I tried mind don't think I ever plucked up the nerve to practise my extra curricula bra unfastening skils whilst they were dangling there, fortunately I don't find myself very frequently needing that skill that passed me by from prep onwards, sob sob sob  |
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It amazes me how men struggle with one of the simplest fasteners around - it's only a hook and eye ffs! 
Take hold of strap on each side of the hooks and push slightly together and then out and apart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It amazes me how men struggle with one of the simplest fasteners around - it's only a hook and eye ffs!
Take hold of strap on each side of the hooks and push slightly together and then out and apart"
You make it sound sooooooo simple |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
I learned quite quickly how to do my own - I was 10 when I wore my first bra.
As for guys - so many don't know that I just remove it myself more often than not! Don't want expensive underwear ruined! Turns into a costly meet otherwise. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"It amazes me how men struggle with one of the simplest fasteners around - it's only a hook and eye ffs!
Take hold of strap on each side of the hooks and push slightly together and then out and apart"
Im talking one handed (left) with a fat backed small bra person. Whilst holding a donut between my lips without actually biting it.
Not so easy now is it smarty pants  |
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I used to be able to undo a bra one-handed typically without the owner noticing at the instant.
On a couple of occasions I've been able to completely remove a bra from under a top without the owner noticing provided there was enough distractions and usually a few Vodkas in the frame.
Not done it or tried to for many years now so not sure if I still could. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I learned quite quickly how to do my own - I was 10 when I wore my first bra.
As for guys - so many don't know that I just remove it myself more often than not! Don't want expensive underwear ruined! Turns into a costly meet otherwise."
most ladies I have met have removed their own , am guessing for this reason .....and I don't blame them |
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"It amazes me how men struggle with one of the simplest fasteners around - it's only a hook and eye ffs!
Take hold of strap on each side of the hooks and push slightly together and then out and apart
You make it sound sooooooo simple "
It's so simple I can do it behind my back! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"At no stage have boobies been mentioned.
Boobies are the equivalent of a very precious metal or jewel - to be handled only with the upmost care.
Mmmmm, boobies.
That's set me off now... MUST..... SEE....... BOOOOOOBIES!
Take care with the packaging then! I wouldn't want my £80 bras left mangled. Think handling soft fruit... the most precious and delicious fruit imaginable.
£80 Thats a two man tent
Rigby and Peller don't sell tents for men. It takes an awful lot of engineering to make a really decent bra. Even the skimpy bits of nonsense can cost a fair amount and you blokes just whip 'em off without giving them due attention."
I paid 87 quid once for a fucking sports bra....  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"At no stage have boobies been mentioned.
Boobies are the equivalent of a very precious metal or jewel - to be handled only with the upmost care.
Mmmmm, boobies.
That's set me off now... MUST..... SEE....... BOOOOOOBIES!
Take care with the packaging then! I wouldn't want my £80 bras left mangled. Think handling soft fruit... the most precious and delicious fruit imaginable.
£80 Thats a two man tent
Rigby and Peller don't sell tents for men. It takes an awful lot of engineering to make a really decent bra. Even the skimpy bits of nonsense can cost a fair amount and you blokes just whip 'em off without giving them due attention.I paid 87 quid once for a fucking sports bra.... "
Was it a good fuck? I don't really go for the sporty types. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"At no stage have boobies been mentioned.
Boobies are the equivalent of a very precious metal or jewel - to be handled only with the upmost care.
Mmmmm, boobies.
That's set me off now... MUST..... SEE....... BOOOOOOBIES!
Take care with the packaging then! I wouldn't want my £80 bras left mangled. Think handling soft fruit... the most precious and delicious fruit imaginable.
£80 Thats a two man tent
Rigby and Peller don't sell tents for men. It takes an awful lot of engineering to make a really decent bra. Even the skimpy bits of nonsense can cost a fair amount and you blokes just whip 'em off without giving them due attention.I paid 87 quid once for a fucking sports bra....
Was it a good fuck? I don't really go for the sporty types. "
Ive fucked a lot today actually...its Thurday, thought it was compulsory  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I paid 87 quid once for a fucking sports bra....
Was it a good fuck? I don't really go for the sporty types. Ive fucked a lot today actually...its Thurday, thought it was compulsory "
That is so much better than rant Thursday. Let's make it the law. Not just you though, I need Thursday fucks too. Just not in the sports bra. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to be able to do it with thumb and forefinger by just pushing both clasps against each other but the fatter the girls got that went out the window.
Had a skinny girlfriend last year though and I couldn't do it anymore so I just either used my whole hands to do the same or pulled the straps over her shoulders and rode her with stirrups instead! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"to remove a bra?
A friend told me he learnt at school!!! He had perfected the one handed release but is now out of practice.
Add your own how did you questions."
It all depends some you can pop off with 2 fingers but there again some you need a crowbar and goggles to protect your eyes from strap whiplash. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"to remove a bra?
A friend told me he learnt at school!!! He had perfected the one handed release but is now out of practice.
Add your own how did you questions.
It all depends some you can pop off with 2 fingers but there again some you need a crowbar and goggles to protect your eyes from strap whiplash. "
I suppose those with three hooks must be more difficult to 'pop' but strap whiplash, what's that about? |
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Fortunately I had a very willing gf that was more than happy for me to practice 
87 QUID ! . BLOODY NORA ! 
