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I am not dead inside because............
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm not dead inside because I still get filled with awe and wonder on those rare occasions I get out of London and see the nights sky filled with stars |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not dead inside because I have an amazing wife who when I feel low reminds me of all the great things we’ve accomplished together"
That's really sweet. Glad you have eachother x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... because I need to pay the mortgage next month! Also, MrsN has an amazing pussy and I'm not leaving that any time soon! M"
A roof over your head and quality pussy, I'll raise a glass to that! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im not dead inside because...zombies will be a thing....soon
Will they though? I keep hearing promises but no one is delivering yet.
Have you tried Amazon?? They deliver all sorts!!  "
Knowing my luck I'll get one from WISH |
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"Im not dead inside because...zombies will be a thing....soon
Will they though? I keep hearing promises but no one is delivering yet.
Have you tried Amazon?? They deliver all sorts!!
Knowing my luck I'll get one from WISH"
This made me pmsl - new budgetozombie from Wish - not even properly undead. Batteries included! But they’re flat! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im not dead inside because I live in hope for world peace, justice for all , equality, empathy and getting wanked off on the bus by a hot milf !!! Obviously not in that order!!!  "
Watch out for those bus cams. Thought I was in the clear until my friends joint popped up on the screen and I realised the camera was directly overhead ;-p |
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"Im not dead inside because I live in hope for world peace, justice for all , equality, empathy and getting wanked off on the bus by a hot milf !!! Obviously not in that order!!!
Watch out for those bus cams. Thought I was in the clear until my friends joint popped up on the screen and I realised the camera was directly overhead ;-p "
Is joint another name for a penis?? For clarity xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im not dead inside because I live in hope for world peace, justice for all , equality, empathy and getting wanked off on the bus by a hot milf !!! Obviously not in that order!!!
Watch out for those bus cams. Thought I was in the clear until my friends joint popped up on the screen and I realised the camera was directly overhead ;-p
Is joint another name for a penis?? For clarity xx"
Yes, just doing a "wank as the world goes by" on the bus. London buses have loads of cams. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm off to play old lady bingo with mum  "
Woahhhh!!! That shit is crazy. I've been twice and those wimmin know how to handle a mecca dabber. I could barely manage I card and they had loads. OlB is an extreme sport. |
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"Im not dead inside because I live in hope for world peace, justice for all , equality, empathy and getting wanked off on the bus by a hot milf !!! Obviously not in that order!!!
Watch out for those bus cams. Thought I was in the clear until my friends joint popped up on the screen and I realised the camera was directly overhead ;-p
Is joint another name for a penis?? For clarity xx
Yes, just doing a "wank as the world goes by" on the bus. London buses have loads of cams."
I want a ticket On that tour bus!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"… Because the voices are still talking to me 
Are they saying anything good?
They want me to do naughty things all the time. "
Very nice. I have the devil/angel on my shoulder and good always wins. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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.....because I have much to share with my teenaged son still and I'm waiting for grandchildren that I want to spoil rotten, probably much to the chagrin of their mother. Life is a journey and I'm far from my final destination yet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im not dead inside because I live in hope for world peace, justice for all , equality, empathy and getting wanked off on the bus by a hot milf !!! Obviously not in that order!!!
Watch out for those bus cams. Thought I was in the clear until my friends joint popped up on the screen and I realised the camera was directly overhead ;-p
Is joint another name for a penis?? For clarity xx
Yes, just doing a "wank as the world goes by" on the bus. London buses have loads of cams.
I want a ticket On that tour bus!!! "
Oooh, open top tour bus in the rain. Might note that down for the "to do" list. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".....because I have much to share with my teenaged son still and I'm waiting for grandchildren that I want to spoil rotten, probably much to the chagrin of their mother. Life is a journey and I'm far from my final destination yet."
I read a quote once that said " the reason grandkids and grandparents have such a strong bond is that they share a common enemy". I look at my mum and daughter and agree lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not ‘completely’ dead inside, because I’m still here and getting up everyday going through the motions of The Matrix.. lol! "
Black leather coat and shades I hope |
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"Im not dead inside because I live in hope for world peace, justice for all , equality, empathy and getting wanked off on the bus by a hot milf !!! Obviously not in that order!!!
Watch out for those bus cams. Thought I was in the clear until my friends joint popped up on the screen and I realised the camera was directly overhead ;-p
Is joint another name for a penis?? For clarity xx
Yes, just doing a "wank as the world goes by" on the bus. London buses have loads of cams.
I want a ticket On that tour bus!!!
Oooh, open top tour bus in the rain. Might note that down for the "to do" list. "
Errr it was my idea ….sooooo …. Thinking I should help with it!! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am not dead inside because of the heat and metal objects such as the first house next to the park
Middle button was no help there "
Middle button texts are the gateway to your soul. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does the ‘gloom gang’ do merch.
And where can I get a badge and a t-shirt?"
You can buy our t shirts in Primark next to the "Slayer" and "Ramones" ones. |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
... cos I may get to have another chance of voting in another election?
Hold on a min could that be classed as dying inside?
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....Cos I'm D.I.Y ing. Can't beat a bit of painting a wal!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not dead inside because all my internal organs are still functioning and non-necrotic."
I was ones in a necrophilic relationship with a woman but the rotten cunt split on me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... cos I may get to have another chance of voting in another election?
Hold on a min could that be classed as dying inside?
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....Cos I'm D.I.Y ing. Can't beat a bit of painting a wal!! "
I see a red door and I want to.......... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not dead inside because I gave my husband a blow job at Chatsworth. "
That needs to be the new forums photo challenge. Porn pic from landmarks and stately homes.
Who's up for a fuck at Buck Palace? |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"I am not dead inside because I got Lego Optimus last night  sounds serious…. Is it like lumbago?? "
Lego Tranformers is serious business. Keep it boxes up and in 20 years I can sell it and become a millionaire |
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"I'm not dead inside because I gave my husband a blow job at Chatsworth.
That needs to be the new forums photo challenge. Porn pic from landmarks and stately homes.
Who's up for a fuck at Buck Palace?"
What time?
Only asking as we're out for a ruby later on and I don't want to risk missing the starters..  |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
"I'm not dead inside because I gave my husband a blow job at Chatsworth.
That needs to be the new forums photo challenge. Porn pic from landmarks and stately homes.
Who's up for a fuck at Buck Palace?"
A wee at Windsor? Golden or not.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am not dead inside because I got Lego Optimus last night sounds serious…. Is it like lumbago??
Lego Tranformers is serious business. Keep it boxes up and in 20 years I can sell it and become a millionaire "
The reason the original toys were valuable was because they were bought to be played with. It was rare to find any still "box fresh" or in "mint" condition. Now every fucker is buying as an investment there will be so many around and essentially worthless. My theory anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not dead inside because I gave my husband a blow job at Chatsworth.
That needs to be the new forums photo challenge. Porn pic from landmarks and stately homes.
Who's up for a fuck at Buck Palace?
A wee at Windsor? Golden or not.... "
A wee at Windsor? Sounds more like Prince Andrews kinda fun. |
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"I am not dead inside because I got Lego Optimus last night sounds serious…. Is it like lumbago??
Lego Tranformers is serious business. Keep it boxes up and in 20 years I can sell it and become a millionaire "
Next you’ll be telling me that the 1/12. Scale daleks from the 60’s in mint unopened condition are worth something - and an original set of thunderbird action figures from 1962 unopened and in original packaging too!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm not dead inside because I gave my husband a blow job at Chatsworth.
That needs to be the new forums photo challenge. Porn pic from landmarks and stately homes.
Who's up for a fuck at Buck Palace?
What time?
Only asking as we're out for a ruby later on and I don't want to risk missing the starters.. "
Go for the rugger buggery everytime |
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"I'm not dead inside because I gave my husband a blow job at Chatsworth.
That needs to be the new forums photo challenge. Porn pic from landmarks and stately homes.
Who's up for a fuck at Buck Palace?
What time?
Only asking as we're out for a ruby later on and I don't want to risk missing the starters..
Go for the rugger buggery everytime"
Good advice, buck house has some strange people wandering about .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"....I'm laughing my arse off at the collapse of the Government.
They are scrappy and will pull through and live to shaft us another day"
It might not be today but they're in a terminal death spiral |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"....I'm laughing my arse off at the collapse of the Government.
They are scrappy and will pull through and live to shaft us another day
It might not be today but they're in a terminal death spiral"
The conservatives are bulletproof. Even when Labour win they are still conservatives at heart #NewLabour |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not dead inside because…….life is amazing  "
*I'm totally doing that Leonardo Dicaprio meme where hes pointing*
ITS THE MYSTERY PERSON WHO LEFT FAB!!!!!
Clearly it wasn't one of the cool kids if they posted on this piece of shit thread ;-p |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Alas, I am dead on the inside
I'd happily do the autopsy
Good luck, you might get sucked into the void
Heyyyyy, stop stealing my chat up lines
Smooth  "
I bought the last guy I met off fab a tonic water and Schwepped him off his feet |
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"Alas, I am dead on the inside
I'd happily do the autopsy
Good luck, you might get sucked into the void
Heyyyyy, stop stealing my chat up lines
Smooth
I bought the last guy I met off fab a tonic water and Schwepped him off his feet"
That made me laugh a little too much |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Alas, I am dead on the inside
I'd happily do the autopsy
Good luck, you might get sucked into the void
Heyyyyy, stop stealing my chat up lines
Smooth
I bought the last guy I met off fab a tonic water and Schwepped him off his feet
That made me laugh a little too much "
See now, you're not dead inside after all. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I laughed at an old person falling over."
I have mad skills at not laughing at people's fuck ups and misfortunes no matter how funny they are. I can totally pull off the "concerned poker face" routine whilst splitting my guts inside. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I laughed at an old person falling over.
I have mad skills at not laughing at people's fuck ups and misfortunes no matter how funny they are. I can totally pull off the "concerned poker face" routine whilst splitting my guts inside. "
I can’t help myself and I’m even worse if someone else sees and looks at me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alas, I am dead on the inside
I'd happily do the autopsy
Good luck, you might get sucked into the void"
I'd happily be sucked off in the void.
(Does that qualify as a darkroom scenario?) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I laughed at an old person falling over.
I have mad skills at not laughing at people's fuck ups and misfortunes no matter how funny they are. I can totally pull off the "concerned poker face" routine whilst splitting my guts inside.
I can’t help myself and I’m even worse if someone else sees and looks at me."
My best friend would go into hysterics at this kind if stuff. I had to do "damage control" many times to stop her getting an arse kicking. Her laughing would usually set me off. Nothing to do with the original incident. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Alas, I am dead on the inside
I'd happily do the autopsy
Good luck, you might get sucked into the void
I'd happily be sucked off in the void.
(Does that qualify as a darkroom scenario?)"
Ooh, let's go to the dark room and see what develops |
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