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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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(Spritz internet with antibac)
Embrace the bleughness and revel in being over demanding and hovering near the light. These are opportunities not to be overlooked and everyone you know needs to get on board with this   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A transcript from when I was sick recently
Phone call …
Me: hello sweeeeetie? I died. I’m so sick I died.
Friend: what??
Me: ok a little. On the inside. But still…
Friend: fuck off
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A transcript from when I was sick recently
Phone call …
Me: hello sweeeeetie? I died. I’m so sick I died.
Friend: what??
Me: ok a little. On the inside. But still…
Friend: fuck off
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m poorly
Send help
And hugs
That’s all 
Let me get my PPE on before the hugs...
It’s not that "
I'm taking no chances. I might even wear a "Naked Gun" condom, to be sure. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m poorly
Send help
And hugs
That’s all
Let me get my PPE on before the hugs...
It’s not that
I'm taking no chances. I might even wear a "Naked Gun" condom, to be sure."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey FloFlo.
Sorry you're poorly.
I hope you're taking proper care of yourself and sleeping lots and drinking lots of fluids.
Sending you a virtual hug. A mahoosive one.
xx"
I’m resting and drinking lots - eating isn’t a good idea
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