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"Surely a sock needs a hole otherwise how would you get your foot in it.... eh! 
Very sharp soxy!! 
Almost as sharp as the 3rd post in"
Ah I dof my cap to your superior sharpness lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely a sock needs a hole otherwise how would you get your foot in it.... eh!
Very sharp soxy!!
Almost as sharp as the 3rd post in
Ah I dof my cap to your superior sharpness lol "
Alright you super sharp geniuses!!
An extra sodding hole - in the toe - that shouldn't be there!
Now carry on!   |
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"Surely a sock needs a hole otherwise how would you get your foot in it.... eh!
Very sharp soxy!!
Almost as sharp as the 3rd post in"
But surely a sock with two holes is called a leg-warmer and come-on man, thats highly-camp for a geezer… init .. eh…  |
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"Surely a sock needs a hole otherwise how would you get your foot in it.... eh!
Very sharp soxy!!
Almost as sharp as the 3rd post in
Ah I dof my cap to your superior sharpness lol "
Mate please, no need to do that to ya cap. If ya like me, it takes ages for my cap to sit right on my head, last thing you wanna do is have to re set it.
Instead I'll set you a maths question:
If it takes 2 men 2 hours to dig 1 hole.
How long does it take 1 man to dig half a hole? |
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"A mask for a Unicorn planning a bank robbery. "
What if it's a thick sock? How would the unicorn see?
Might end up trying to rob the florists next door by mistake?  |
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"A mask for a Unicorn planning a bank robbery.
What if it's a thick sock? How would the unicorn see?
Might end up trying to rob the florists next door by mistake? "
It's a blind unicorn (obviously) and uses it's proprioceptive powers and the services of one of Fairyland's excellent Guide Jockey's. (Highly Recommended 3 Stars - One of the three myopic mice).
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"A sock with a hole in it.
1. A budget willy warmer.
I wish.
I use the lil finger off an old pair of fingerless gloves for that"
Do fingerless gloves have fingers? I'm confused and going for a lie down!  |
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"A sock with a hole in it.
1. A budget willy warmer.
I wish.
I use the lil finger off an old pair of fingerless gloves for that
Do fingerless gloves have fingers? I'm confused and going for a lie down! "
Good point, technically they are 'Fingertipless' gloves.
You go and chill out mate, leave us lot to come up with idea's so you can keep ya broken sock |
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"Surely a sock needs a hole otherwise how would you get your foot in it.... eh!
Very sharp soxy!!
Almost as sharp as the 3rd post in
Ah I dof my cap to your superior sharpness lol
Alright you super sharp geniuses!!
An extra sodding hole - in the toe - that shouldn't be there!
Now carry on! "
Turn it inside out, then the hole will be on the outside |
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"Balaclava for a one eyed theif."
With an incredibly long thin head!
Thought of another!
A miniature wind sock! Hung outside the window so I can gauge how many items of clothing to put on before going for my first cig of the day! |
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Hmmm I can see another trip to the clinic coming up 
