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"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????
Winston "
Put the kettle on and gather your thoughts.... And check the alexa recordings that you didn't mishear... |
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"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????
Winston "
She’s testing you…!
Snort loudly and powerfully..
puff out your chest and walk away nonchalantly.
Say “I know” loudly..
If you’re still here in the morning you’ll have won the battle.
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"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????
Winston
She’s testing you…!
Snort loudly and powerfully..
puff out your chest and walk away nonchalantly.
Say “I know” loudly..
If you’re still here in the morning you’ll have won the battle.
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She's playing the long game |
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"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????
Winston "
Just accept that it is the end of days. Prepare for the rapture. |
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"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????
Winston "
Dont gloat, dont use it in future, don't ever remind her
Just tuck it away in your brain and enjoy the memory |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????
Winston "
Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.  
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It's been a strange night. I've not slept well.
Something is wrong. Very, very wrong.....
I feel............apprehensive.
You know that opening scene from Alien, where its just eery quiet, you know somethings gonna happen? You just don't know what? That.
Winston |
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Did you agree with her yet? I mean, you’ve not committed yourself and said she’s right, that you are right? Because that could be held against you in the future. |
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"Did you agree with her yet? I mean, you’ve not committed yourself and said she’s right, that you are right? Because that could be held against you in the future. "
I just nodded.
I'm not daft, I know the last comment in an argument is actually the first comment in the next argument.
I ain't opening that box.......
Winston |
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"Did you agree with her yet? I mean, you’ve not committed yourself and said she’s right, that you are right? Because that could be held against you in the future.
I just nodded.
I'm not daft, I know the last comment in an argument is actually the first comment in the next argument.
I ain't opening that box.......
Winston "
You’ve build a good defence. You could possibly be able to win the next argument too. But we all know, don’t let her believe you won ‘any’ argument.  |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????
Winston "
Just out of interest, what were you "right" about? If it's something that you can share.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Check the credit card statement immediately "
I was about to say......have there been any large boxes delivered recently?
Check behind the sofa to see if she's bought anything new and expensive, like a pair of Louboutins, some Cartier jewellery or a pony?
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"Check the credit card statement immediately
I was about to say......have there been any large boxes delivered recently?
Check behind the sofa to see if she's bought anything new and expensive, like a pair of Louboutins, some Cartier jewellery or a pony?
A"
There was a mystery box........
But I've seen Seven so I'm reluctant to open it. 
Winston |
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"It's been a strange night. I've not slept well.
Something is wrong. Very, very wrong.....
I feel............apprehensive.
You know that opening scene from Alien, where its just eery quiet, you know somethings gonna happen? You just don't know what? That.
Winston"
Is there a strangely eerie John Williams film score playing in the background? |
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What you do is sit in silence in your favourite chair, with your favourite drink poured in hand and marvel, marvel at the world and how it’s falling apart, marvel about how the norms are crashing down around us, first came Jonny depp, now you Winston, it’s happening, it’s the end of the world young man |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Check the credit card statement immediately
I was about to say......have there been any large boxes delivered recently?
Check behind the sofa to see if she's bought anything new and expensive, like a pair of Louboutins, some Cartier jewellery or a pony?
A
There was a mystery box........
But I've seen Seven so I'm reluctant to open it.
Winston "
Is it a hwad shaped box......or a penis shaped one?
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"Check the credit card statement immediately
I was about to say......have there been any large boxes delivered recently?
Check behind the sofa to see if she's bought anything new and expensive, like a pair of Louboutins, some Cartier jewellery or a pony?
A"
Or a shovel |
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"Check the credit card statement immediately
I was about to say......have there been any large boxes delivered recently?
Check behind the sofa to see if she's bought anything new and expensive, like a pair of Louboutins, some Cartier jewellery or a pony?
A"
A pony wouldn't go through the letter box, unless it was choppe........
Noooooo, don't go there. 
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"In the middle of an argument with Lady Astor and she said I'm right.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW??????????
Winston "
Having never been in this situation.....like most men...
I'll be fucked if I know what to do.
I'd suggest asking Lady Astor, but being as women very rarely admit they are wrong.... she probably won't know what to do next either.
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