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over a year ago
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"If your new and havent posted beforw or maybe you just lurk in the forum backgrounds just watching!'
Come and say hi! We don't bite (much)"
Don't listen to her, she's a cannibal and she not only wants to bite you, she wants to EAT you. We're animals in here. Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If your new and havent posted beforw or maybe you just lurk in the forum backgrounds just watching!'
Come and say hi! We don't bite (much)
Don't listen to her, she's a cannibal and she not only wants to bite you, she wants to EAT you. We're animals in here. Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. "
Oh and now you will scare them all away!! And I am soooo hungry   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello and welcome to everyone
I am a lurker, well today have been, so could be considered new
And feeling shy 
My arse  "
Oh my how scary are you
Erm hello Ryan, please be gentle with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your new and havent posted beforw or maybe you just lurk in the forum backgrounds just watching!'
Come and say hi! We don't bite (much)"
Uh oh !
It's feeding time at the zoo
The spiders are hungry and looking for new flies to fall into their web |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Hello and welcome to everyone
I am a lurker, well today have been, so could be considered new
And feeling shy
My arse
Oh my how scary are you
Erm hello Ryan, please be gentle with me "
Have you had a bang on the head lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At first I ( trev) was a bit wary....thinking I was going to get some hassle and yes it can hapoen, but nothing stings the haters like total silence...hahaha...anyway join in...your _iews are always of interest and usually provided they are not too extreme..there will br people who share it....its good fun x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Juliewonders and Soxy are not shy btw... they are a little confused as to the meaning of shy. They believe it means very sexy... and that they are! "
haha Coco-your-nuts …… haha,,,,, see what I did there,,,,,,
Coconut shy….!. pffft.... Oh... I'm just to good! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello and welcome to everyone
I am a lurker, well today have been, so could be considered new
And feeling shy
My arse
Oh my how scary are you
Erm hello Ryan, please be gentle with me
Have you had a bang on the head lol"
Nope but wish someone would bang me  |
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Ah the fresh smell of a forum new comer. The light still burning brightly in their eyes with a sense of fun, excitement and expectation of what might lie ahead.
We will soon harvest your souls and you will be dried out husks like us.
Gabba gabba one of us, one of us, we accept you, one of us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Juliewonders and Soxy are not shy btw... they are a little confused as to the meaning of shy. They believe it means very sexy... and that they are! "
Scandalous
I learnt it all from you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah the fresh smell of a forum new comer. The light still burning brightly in their eyes with a sense of fun, excitement and expectation of what might lie ahead.
We will soon harvest your souls and you will be dried out husks like us.
Gabba gabba one of us, one of us, we accept you, one of us."
We are all Funky in disguise |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Hello and welcome to everyone
I am a lurker, well today have been, so could be considered new
And feeling shy
My arse
Oh my how scary are you
Erm hello Ryan, please be gentle with me
Have you had a bang on the head lol
Nope but wish someone would bang me "
Your'e meant to be ill  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello and welcome to everyone
I am a lurker, well today have been, so could be considered new
And feeling shy
My arse
Oh my how scary are you
Erm hello Ryan, please be gentle with me
Have you had a bang on the head lol
Nope but wish someone would bang me
Your'e meant to be ill "
Might make me feel better
However it would be a good impression of lying like a sack of spuds |
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By *arry_UkMan
over a year ago
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"Hi
I've only just started to use the forums
Seem like great fun
Welcome Harry.... They are fun! And hopefully you will join in the banter! "
Thanks ... Definitively looking forward to the banter  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're relatively new, but also somewhat terrified of posting in here.
It's the sign on the door that says "There Be Terrifying Beasties Here" that did it, not to mention the Skull and Crossbones painted in blood red paint above it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We both hate these forums they keep taking up so much of our time reading and laughing we never get time to meet anybody anymore so be warned they WILL take over your life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello and welcome to everyone
I am a lurker, well today have been, so could be considered new
And feeling shy
My arse
Oh my how scary are you
Erm hello Ryan, please be gentle with me
Have you had a bang on the head lol
Nope but wish someone would bang me
Your'e meant to be ill
Might make me feel better
However it would be a good impression of lying like a sack of spuds"
Ok what have you done with Julie? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We're relatively new, but also somewhat terrified of posting in here.
It's the sign on the door that says "There Be Terrifying Beasties Here" that did it, not to mention the Skull and Crossbones painted in blood red paint
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Take no notice of those silly signs, come on in, make yourself at home!!
Might have to wipe your feet on the way out mind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello and welcome to everyone
I am a lurker, well today have been, so could be considered new
And feeling shy
My arse
Oh my how scary are you
Erm hello Ryan, please be gentle with me
Have you had a bang on the head lol
Nope but wish someone would bang me
Your'e meant to be ill
Might make me feel better
However it would be a good impression of lying like a sack of spuds
Ok what have you done with Julie? "
I have morphed |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"We're relatively new, but also somewhat terrified of posting in here.
It's the sign on the door that says "There Be Terrifying Beasties Here" that did it, not to mention the Skull and Crossbones painted in blood red paint above it.
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Don't worry about that, that's just Ryan and Dave's Honeymoon suite... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your new and havent posted before or maybe you just lurk in the forum backgrounds just watching!'
Come and say hi! We don't bite (much)"
..... now is not a good time to tell them we eat our young is it?
..... okay back to the we do not bite you stand. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come on - where are all the newbies!
I'm bored of perving - sorry - looking at the same old avatars!!
Might have to do some work if no fresh meat turns up soon!  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"We're relatively new, but also somewhat terrified of posting in here.
It's the sign on the door that says "There Be Terrifying Beasties Here" that did it, not to mention the Skull and Crossbones painted in blood red paint above it.
Don't worry about that, that's just Ryan and Dave's Honeymoon suite... "
Padded suite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We're relatively new, but also somewhat terrified of posting in here.
It's the sign on the door that says "There Be Terrifying Beasties Here" that did it, not to mention the Skull and Crossbones painted in blood red paint above it.
Don't worry about that, that's just Ryan and Dave's Honeymoon suite... "
Who rattled your cage??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We're relatively new, but also somewhat terrified of posting in here.
It's the sign on the door that says "There Be Terrifying Beasties Here" that did it, not to mention the Skull and Crossbones painted in blood red paint above it.
Don't worry about that, that's just Ryan and Dave's Honeymoon suite...
Padded suite "
Your padded because of the sweets! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"We're relatively new, but also somewhat terrified of posting in here.
It's the sign on the door that says "There Be Terrifying Beasties Here" that did it, not to mention the Skull and Crossbones painted in blood red paint above it.
Don't worry about that, that's just Ryan and Dave's Honeymoon suite...
Who rattled your cage??
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You can FROFF as well!!!!! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"We're relatively new, but also somewhat terrified of posting in here.
It's the sign on the door that says "There Be Terrifying Beasties Here" that did it, not to mention the Skull and Crossbones painted in blood red paint above it.
Don't worry about that, that's just Ryan and Dave's Honeymoon suite...
Padded suite
Your padded because of the sweets! "
Mine is sweets. Yours is lard. Fat arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We're relatively new, but also somewhat terrified of posting in here.
It's the sign on the door that says "There Be Terrifying Beasties Here" that did it, not to mention the Skull and Crossbones painted in blood red paint above it.
Don't worry about that, that's just Ryan
and Dave's Honeymoon suite...
Who rattled your cage??
You can FROFF as well!!!!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to admit, peering in through the doorway, the overpowering musky smell of raw-sexual tension was a tad off-putting, but then when my feet stuck to the floor and needed peeling off something obscenely biological...
... that's when I hoped we'd stumbled across like-minded pervy folk.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We're relatively new, but also somewhat terrified of posting in here.
It's the sign on the door that says "There Be Terrifying Beasties Here" that did it, not to mention the Skull and Crossbones painted in blood red paint above it.
Don't worry about that, that's just Ryan
and Dave's Honeymoon suite...
Padded suite
Your padded because of the sweets!
Mine is sweets. Yours is lard. Fat arse "
I've missed this!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello newbie here well been on a couple of month but taking my time discovering what I realy want anyways hi
Welcome to the forums, slice of cake? "
Be a brave person to taste the spotted dick... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello newbie here well been on a couple of month but taking my time discovering what I realy want anyways hi
Welcome to the forums, slice of cake? "
Ooh cake!
Is that open to us as well as the newbies?
And is it chocolate? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello newbie here well been on a couple of month but taking my time discovering what I realy want anyways hi
Welcome to the forums, slice of cake?
Ooh cake!
Is that open to us as well as the newbies?
And is it chocolate? "
Of course it's chocolate cake, is there any other type of cake??
Sorry obi, it's for newbies only |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello newbie here well been on a couple of month but taking my time discovering what I realy want anyways hi
Welcome to the forums, slice of cake?
Ooh cake!
Is that open to us as well as the newbies?
And is it chocolate?
Of course it's chocolate cake, is there any other type of cake??
Sorry obi, it's for newbies only "
Just off to change my status update to "having a cull of my friends list!" - brb! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello newbie here well been on a couple of month but taking my time discovering what I realy want anyways hi
Welcome to the forums, slice of cake?
Ooh cake!
Is that open to us as well as the newbies?
And is it chocolate?
Of course it's chocolate cake, is there any other type of cake??
Sorry obi, it's for newbies only
Just off to change my status update to "having a cull of my friends list!" - brb! "
Mmmmmwwwwaaaah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello newbie here well been on a couple of month but taking my time discovering what I realy want anyways hi
Welcome to the forums, slice of cake? "
You bring the cake I'll produce the custard x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hiii everyone..not new to the site but must admit to laughing at the forums on a daily basis!
oh...and maybe perving at most of you a fair few times too
Thanks for the chance to join in..think I might like it here x |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Hello newbie here well been on a couple of month but taking my time discovering what I realy want anyways hi
Welcome to the forums, slice of cake?
You bring the cake I'll produce the custard x "
If it's yellow and lumpy, I'll get you an appointment at the clap clinic...
Welcome all you newbies and lurkers, hope to hear lots more from you, just jump in and post away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hiii everyone..not new to the site but must admit to laughing at the forums on a daily basis!
oh...and maybe perving at most of you a fair few times too
Thanks for the chance to join in..think I might like it here x"
your not alone there! we usually here giggling along also, and perving |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you Ryan...but i do believe i am in fact the captain of said vessel! now..on your knees and scrub the decks..preferably topless..mmm.. "
Haha Ryan, being dom'd already
Though not like he'll mind |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank you Ryan...but i do believe i am in fact the captain of said vessel! now..on your knees and scrub the decks..preferably topless..mmm.. "
Ha ha Ryan, think you may have met your match |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Thank you Ryan...but i do believe i am in fact the captain of said vessel! now..on your knees and scrub the decks..preferably topless..mmm..
Ha ha Ryan, think you may have met your match "
Doubt it, but I will play along along it sounds exciting
Yes Cap'n right away  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Go get your hands mucky Mr T
Haha I do try, but work often gets in the way.. Like it is at the moment, can't meet until after Xmas now  "
Don't worry we will save some for you. Come January you will be up to your elbows in soggy clunge |
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By *_EavesMan
over a year ago
South West |
"Go get your hands mucky Mr T
Haha I do try, but work often gets in the way.. Like it is at the moment, can't meet until after Xmas now
Don't worry we will save some for you. Come January you will be up to your elbows in soggy clunge "
Does it have to be soggy?! I'd sooner make it that way myself |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Go get your hands mucky Mr T
Haha I do try, but work often gets in the way.. Like it is at the moment, can't meet until after Xmas now
Don't worry we will save some for you. Come January you will be up to your elbows in soggy clunge
Does it have to be soggy?! I'd sooner make it that way myself "
Unfortunately that's how they come in here. For the dry variety, may I suggest the sister site Fab Convents |
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over a year ago
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"Go get your hands mucky Mr T
Haha I do try, but work often gets in the way.. Like it is at the moment, can't meet until after Xmas now
Don't worry we will save some for you. Come January you will be up to your elbows in soggy clunge "
Is that a new biscuit Ryan! "Soggy clunge"? |
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over a year ago
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"Go get your hands mucky Mr T
Haha I do try, but work often gets in the way.. Like it is at the moment, can't meet until after Xmas now
Don't worry we will save some for you. Come January you will be up to your elbows in soggy clunge
Is that a new biscuit Ryan! "Soggy clunge"?"
Ooo can I play I never loose!! |
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By *_EavesMan
over a year ago
South West |
"Go get your hands mucky Mr T
Haha I do try, but work often gets in the way.. Like it is at the moment, can't meet until after Xmas now
Don't worry we will save some for you. Come January you will be up to your elbows in soggy clunge
Is that a new biscuit Ryan! "Soggy clunge"?"
Eww! I'll be back in a minute, I need to vomit lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go get your hands mucky Mr T
Haha I do try, but work often gets in the way.. Like it is at the moment, can't meet until after Xmas now
Don't worry we will save some for you. Come January you will be up to your elbows in soggy clunge
Is that a new biscuit Ryan! "Soggy clunge"?
Ooo can I play I never loose!! "
Go for it Dave, I will just in the corner and keep score  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Go get your hands mucky Mr T
Haha I do try, but work often gets in the way.. Like it is at the moment, can't meet until after Xmas now
Don't worry we will save some for you. Come January you will be up to your elbows in soggy clunge
Is that a new biscuit Ryan! "Soggy clunge"?"
Do you want one to dunk? |
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By *_EavesMan
over a year ago
South West |
"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he
can i be in on the inter_iews"
An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board |
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"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he
can i be in on the inter_iews
An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board "
there is indeed an inter_iew and back room casting scenario..the bad news is youve drawn fabio |
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"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he
can i be in on the inter_iews
An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board there is indeed an inter_iew and back room casting scenario..the bad news is youve drawn fabio "
classic |
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"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he
can i be in on the inter_iews
An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board "
It's ok, I am holding the inter_iews ! So tell me, what do you think you can bring to FAB? |
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By *_EavesMan
over a year ago
South West |
"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he
can i be in on the inter_iews
An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board there is indeed an inter_iew and back room casting scenario..the bad news is youve drawn fabio "
Haha that made me chuckle! |
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By *_EavesMan
over a year ago
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"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he
can i be in on the inter_iews
An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board
It's ok, I am holding the inter_iews ! So tell me, what do you think you can bring to FAB? "
Errmm a pleasant guy who's looking for light hearted fun |
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"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he
can i be in on the inter_iews
An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board
It's ok, I am holding the inter_iews ! So tell me, what do you think you can bring to FAB? "
Do we all have to sit for an inter_iew? I shall go and prepare a powerpoint... |
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"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he
can i be in on the inter_iews
An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board
It's ok, I am holding the inter_iews ! So tell me, what do you think you can bring to FAB?
Do we all have to sit for an inter_iew? I shall go and prepare a powerpoint..."
Nope! Your in |
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"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he
can i be in on the inter_iews
An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board
It's ok, I am holding the inter_iews ! So tell me, what do you think you can bring to FAB? "
I have scrabble and twister ? Can I join?? |
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"i love it a recruitment drive for fresh meat for the forums he he
can i be in on the inter_iews
An inter_iew? Didn't realise that was in the agenda... Unless its like back room casting then I'm on board
It's ok, I am holding the inter_iews ! So tell me, what do you think you can bring to FAB?
Do we all have to sit for an inter_iew? I shall go and prepare a powerpoint...
Nope! Your in "
Yay! Does this mean I have to flop a left testicle out and perform a variety of odd handshakes to sundry folk at the next meeting?
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