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Space aliens and anal probing

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why would an advanced civilisation fly gazillions of miles just to stick things up our bottoms as soon as they got here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why would an advanced civilisation fly gazillions of miles just to stick things up our bottoms as soon as they got here?"

Because it's fun.

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

"Why would an advanced civilisation fly gazillions of miles just to stick things up our bottoms as soon as they got here?"

Fab attracts all sorts.

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By * la carteCouple over a year ago

Dublin

"Why would an advanced civilisation fly gazillions of miles just to stick things up our bottoms as soon as they got here?"

They have to let their frustration out on someone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been watching too much south park bruh

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Why would an advanced civilisation fly gazillions of miles just to stick things up our bottoms as soon as they got here?"

Because they're kinky?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why would an advanced civilisation fly gazillions of miles just to stick things up our bottoms as soon as they got here?"

very funny OP, that will have me chuckling all day.

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Kinky aliens.

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Because too many people speak out of them?

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Kinky aliens."

Also why wouldn't aliens be as obsessed with anal play as much as us humans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kinky aliens.

Also why wouldn't aliens be as obsessed with anal play as much as us humans."

I just thought that they might not actually be kinky, but they’d been monitoring our transmissions, and concluded that that was the hole that we talked out of, so they were just trying to start a conversation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably arranged a fab meet and were ghosted when they got here, so took vengeance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Close Encounters of the Anal Kind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Their wives don't do anal...

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

As long as they buy me a drink first and don't go in dry

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

They can't get bum sex off Mrs alien

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