Princess fucking Peach is a haggard bitter ole cunt who's cheese has well and truly fallen off her cracker. If she had the balls to make changes in her life she may even find some inner peace but she's too much of a pussy, so she spends all her time in a suspended state of suffering one way or another.

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

Clitcock totally fake profile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs NE is alright but the Mr… What a fucking cockwomble.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cinnamon_flame thinks she's edgier than a dodecahedron when in fact she's a total square.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just browsing 999 what a fake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hear a rumour that Keyser Soze actually exists, and he’s the digital version of the class clown.

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By *ollydoesWoman over a year ago

Shangri-La

What does _ollydoes do anyway?

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

That _gent coulson, what a twat never around for a shag as he is always too busy saving the world

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By *ustdaveHantsMan over a year ago

chippenham

Pompeysoldier is secretly gay he wants man love with Ryan Reynolds but only in his deadpool suit

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By *rofessor ElementalMan over a year ago

Durham

That Professor Elemental for someone who is such an enormous prick all the time, he’s sure got a tiny dick.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

That scarlet woman is a secret window licker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That scarlet woman is a secret window licker

That's one way to keep them clean I guess

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By *tarburst babydollMan over a year ago

Dingwall

That Babydoll is a slut

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By *1bttmMan over a year ago

Shoreditch east London

N1bttm is an arsehole

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By *eadinthecloudsMan over a year ago

Manchester

Uniladio isn't even at uni. Absolute fraud. Also a total snowflake

Wouldn't wanna canvas with him.

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By *inballs99Man over a year ago

Blackheath

Pinballs is real its just nobody likes him

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By *unx2019Couple over a year ago

Moray

I'm such a princess but saddled with knackered old bugger like boggle

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By *appytochatMan over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Happytochat really couldn't care less if you want to chat or not.

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By *hoirCouple over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Yeah and that NerdyFemby is a Radical Leftist B****"

There is nothing radical when you are backed by major politicians and international corporations.

In fact that just means you are just another face in the crowd.

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By *hoirCouple over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"That wonko bloke is a plonker "

So is the Mr of Choir.

The Mrs is fanbloodytastic though.

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By *imply DeeWoman over a year ago

Wherever

deeliciouschaos is a total time waster! She won’t fuck you even if you’re local!

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

Sweetiepie99 isn't really Sweet at all, she's a sour old bitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hippychick is an absolutely debauched perve.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nelly G voted for Trump.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thread killer. Homosexualist. Politically incorrect. Fading. That is Jmanse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

MissDreavus isn't all she is cracked up to be! 5 finger knuckle shuffle??? Have a word, more like a 5 finger flop

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

That elderflower chick gets hay-fever and is allergic to apples

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

That Meli is such a pretentious waffling twunt. She just can't post a simple thing, no, she has to bore us all with her words, sorry lexicon on the 'fora'... who the fuck uses fora?

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple over a year ago

Exeter

If we catch them Raccoons in our bins again we're bringing out the gun!

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

That _ed lipstick doesn't wear _ed lipstick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m fat man

Who frequently opens his gob without thinking

Who spelling is atrocious

Can have laugh

Has personality

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Frankly, I'm lovely

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By *urious-Switch81Man over a year ago

Heanor

That Curious Switch guy is a little bitch that really wants to be pegged until he crys..... he also can't spell because he's a moron.

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

That CrispyDuck wanker

needs to change his profile name. He leaves me feeling hungry for a takeaway

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"What does _ollydoes do anyway?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"That CrispyDuck wanker

needs to change his profile name. He leaves me feeling hungry for a takeaway

Yes..it's not food your meant to make them hungry for!

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By *y gameMan over a year ago

open wide

Trump is back, so his riot control officer tells me.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Frankly, I'm lovely

Says your mom

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"That Meli is such a pretentious waffling twunt. She just can't post a simple thing, no, she has to bore us all with her words, sorry lexicon on the 'fora'... who the fuck uses fora? "

Zzzzzzzzz

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By * la carteCouple over a year ago

Dublin

A la carte's menu is misleading, the atmosphere is cheerless and the hosts are downright obnoxious!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Anabelle ....if only she could laugh at herself

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By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

That FoolHardly really isn't all that. Sure, he can be funny, witty, charming, flirty, insightful, smart, mature, sexy...

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