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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...so, you have got ready for work, shopping or whatever and leave the house.
As you are going about your business, the strange sensation starts, a sudden wave of dreaded realisation.
It slowly dawns on you...the sobriety of horror brings you to sudden stop...furtively looking around at the people near you...paranoia sets in as you think they know, that you know...you have a pair of yesterdays pants in the leg of your trousers  |
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If they are tight trousers, just pull the pants out as if you were a magician.
Its not worth the risk; what if the pants somehow made their way around the back and lifted up, it could look like you have shit yaself |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...so, you have got ready for work, shopping or whatever and leave the house.
As you are going about your business, the strange sensation starts, a sudden wave of dreaded realisation.
It slowly dawns on you...the sobriety of horror brings you to sudden stop...furtively looking around at the people near you...paranoia sets in as you think they know, that you know...you have a pair of yesterdays pants in the leg of your trousers "
So they would be yesterday's trousers too then? Eeeeew, you minger!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...so, you have got ready for work, shopping or whatever and leave the house.
As you are going about your business, the strange sensation starts, a sudden wave of dreaded realisation.
It slowly dawns on you...the sobriety of horror brings you to sudden stop...furtively looking around at the people near you...paranoia sets in as you think they know, that you know...you have a pair of yesterdays pants in the leg of your trousers "
Does this happen regularly to you? Are they your pants or the wife's?  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I can't imagine a scenario where this could happen to me. I suppose it might be possible for a pair of knickers or a sock to get stuck in a trouser leg in the washing machine but everything would be clean.
I have had my skirt rucked up... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...so, you have got ready for work, shopping or whatever and leave the house.
As you are going about your business, the strange sensation starts, a sudden wave of dreaded realisation.
It slowly dawns on you...the sobriety of horror brings you to sudden stop...furtively looking around at the people near you...paranoia sets in as you think they know, that you know...you have a pair of yesterdays pants in the leg of your trousers
So they would be yesterday's trousers too then? Eeeeew, you minger! "
It was just a something I remembered doing many moons ago when wearing work clothes  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...so, you have got ready for work, shopping or whatever and leave the house.
As you are going about your business, the strange sensation starts, a sudden wave of dreaded realisation.
It slowly dawns on you...the sobriety of horror brings you to sudden stop...furtively looking around at the people near you...paranoia sets in as you think they know, that you know...you have a pair of yesterdays pants in the leg of your trousers
Does this happen regularly to you? Are they your pants or the wife's? "
They weren't even my trousers
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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I've gone to work with a pair of (clean) knickers stuck to the inside of clothes on more than one occasion after taking stuff straight out of the tumble drier - always found them myself and not had it pointed out by anyone as yet |
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