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Fab messaging |
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Jobs |
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Me |
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Crisp packaging, anything the rustles really |
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Single Males |
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Self service checkouts
Customer service support lines
Dr who |
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Diane Abbott |
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Teachers training, do it in the 6 week's holidays you get off with full pay. |
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Philip Schofield |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Me "
... you didn't mention jaffa cakes?!
... have you seen 'the light?   |
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over a year ago
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Parallel parking. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Joe Pasquale"
"I know a song, that'll get on your nerves" |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"YouTubers and influencers "
Instagrammers. |
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Governments/ political party/ politics  |
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Volvo = Volvo drivers , also Audi vehicles |
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The internet.
Other people's children.
Country music.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Tom.
This is a joke before people kick off. |
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Vuvuzela |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women 
God Made woman
What the fuck was he playing at lol |
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over a year ago
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The banjo |
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"The banjo "
Especially when it snaps  |
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School nativity when your kid has done his or her bit and you suffer a numb arse waiting for it all to finish. |
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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
Middle lane driving scum on motorways |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"The One Show. "
Adult Blue Peter is the dogs cahonas.
American English is just wrong. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
SUV/crossovers aka boob implants (on wheels) |
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"Tom.
This is a joke before people kick off."
Poor Tom. What has he done ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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WiFi printers, save yourself a headache and just get a cable. |
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Packets of biscuits
That have that red pull thing on that always breaks
Milk with them pull off plastic cover
That always breaks  |
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"Tom.
This is a joke before people kick off.
Poor Tom. What has he done ?
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Cloned a Roman. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
The telephone, ring, ring...rin, ring
Twitter: as proved by the orange ex POTUS |
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over a year ago
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Music you listen to when on hold during a phone call
Neighbours
Crinkly crisp packets
Sunny days when I'm stuck in work
Birds (fucking tweet tweet tweeting outside my window at 5 o'fucking clock in the AM)
Them fucking flying midgey things
Other peoples children
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over a year ago
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The snp |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
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Political compass.
It's largely bollocks as the measure of politics is a sliding scale and not the horseshoe.
C |
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Love Island and The Only Way Is Essex |
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Super Glue… has anyone ever managed to stick anything with it other than your fingers.? |
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"Super Glue… has anyone ever managed to stick anything with it other than your fingers.?"
Approximately 50% of the time it sticks my fingers. Not working as advertised! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The fucking IT department! |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Daily Stale and Daily Depress, rattling on about house prices dropping. For those of us on the rental lifeboat this is very annoying. |
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"Daily Stale and Daily Depress, rattling on about house prices dropping. For those of us on the rental lifeboat this is very annoying."
This. This. This. This.
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Cold medicine: It should say in big letters: it stops viagra from working. |
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over a year ago
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Me |
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"Tom.
This is a joke before people kick off."
I have never been so shocked and appalled than at this comment. Shame on you! |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Paper straws "
Why can't they be waxed like the cups are? |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Mobile phones."
I-do-not-know
how-to-chaange
my-nokia-ring tooooone....
go on read it aloud, I dare ya! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tom.
This is a joke before people kick off.
I have never been so shocked and appalled than at this comment. Shame on you! "
I will take myself over to the naughty step. |
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Kodak picture kiosk printer things! Stupid bastardy wanky things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fab messaging "
Seeing someone is online but they’re not reading your messages |
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Covid-19 |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
System upgrades: slows all devices down and removes the features you bought the bloody thing for. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
Capta...are you a robot....feckin stupid pictures to match or delete when buying a concert ticket
Service charges on those tickets when they're sent to your phone |
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Siri |
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"Diane Abbott"
the gift that keeps on giving mind the last time mentioned her and her arithmetic I got labelled  |
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Work
At the moment |
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VAR |
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Self checkout machines |
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Voice activated customer service phone lines.... what is your call regarding.... faulty good.... you are ringing about a refund. No, faulty goods. You are ringing about none delivery. No, f@#&%£g faulty goods. |
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Baggage handlers.
They have the ability to annoy any passenger, by leaving their stuffed bike bag off the plane, to giving you the remains of your bag that has been sliding along the ramp and run over by a 60 tonne pushback tug. |
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Religion |
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Social media.
Only have to spend an hour on the forums to see how annoyed people soon become |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Desktop websites that waste two thirs of the screen. FFS |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Duvet covers that are too light, even with a 13 tog rating.
(Long live the weighted blanked)
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
Self-checkouts... Unknown item in the bagging area grrrrrr! |
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over a year ago
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Music post 1978 |
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By *4DY-FWoman
over a year ago
Newcastle |
The ‘open here’ bit on a pack of bacon  |
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over a year ago
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"The ‘open here’ bit on a pack of bacon "
Excellent shout! |
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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago
In my happy place |
The obsession with instagram and filters |
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over a year ago
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Men. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Really shite lavy paper
The shit that takes 4 folds to feel safe from a smelly digit.
And it's like sand paper just yo top it off. |
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Alexa |
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Hoover. Hate the noise but you have to use it everyday |
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Telephones. Bane of the modern world.
We used to write letters once upon a time. |
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People |
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Anything that you order needs assembling and has terrible instructions  |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
"Middle lane driving scum on motorways "
Yep, agree ! (And chances are that over 50% of people reading this do it ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Money |
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over a year ago
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Children  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Children "
Oh yes true cock blocks |
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The other half... No? Just me then |
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"Hoover. Hate the noise but you have to use it everyday "
Every day!?
You must have a very clean house |
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People who insist on reversing into a small parking spot when everyone else is parked nose in first.Meaning the driver's doors are opposite and no room to get in or out. |
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"Hoover. Hate the noise but you have to use it everyday
Every day!?
You must have a very clean house "
Try changing the bag? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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over confident and over eager males...next level annoying |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Anything that you order needs assembling and has terrible instructions "
...wait, someone is reading instructions??!! 
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Adverts that tell me I'm going to love their product.. |
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over a year ago
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The recorder, plus a young child. Grrr |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"The recorder, plus a young child. Grrr"
The unskilled, playing the unwanted, with the undesired to he uninterested.
How to kill a passion for music in a shitty brown tube. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The recorder, plus a young child. Grrr
The unskilled, playing the unwanted, with the undesired to he uninterested.
How to kill a passion for music in a shitty brown tube."
Tell me about it. What do the schools think, or is it just to pods the parents cn off |
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over a year ago
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People on Instagram explaining the blatantly obvious. |
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By *exyMPCouple
over a year ago
SOUTHEND-ON-SEA |
Bloody time wasters  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Downstairs Waterbed thing or the Rowing Machine Feeling it comes with
And to it needing drink or watch the couple's race it backwards |
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By *exyMPCouple
over a year ago
SOUTHEND-ON-SEA |
"Doctors receptionists. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doctors receptionists. "
Aren't they just!!
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New fly sprays… you have more chance of drowning them than the active ingredient killing them…. |
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"Volvo = Volvo drivers , also Audi vehicles "
So at least I now know my problem....I used to drive an Audi A4.....thank you so much???? |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"The recorder, plus a young child. Grrr
The unskilled, playing the unwanted, with the undesired to he uninterested.
How to kill a passion for music in a shitty brown tube.
Tell me about it. What do the schools think, or is it just to pods the parents cn off"
Course it it, just like term time strikes and training days. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Doctors receptionists.
Aren't they just!!
T"
all surgeries should have a sign above the door. "Here be dragons" |
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Bra clasps - some won’t budge with a controlled detonation!! |
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over a year ago
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Cctv |
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over a year ago
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Call centres |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
County councils? |
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BMW's, jet skis, accordions and bagpipes |
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Cold callers either at the door or on phone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Kill Speed on these videos
Dying .. f##k |
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"Doctors receptionists.
Aren't they just!!
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all surgeries should have a sign above the door. "Here be dragons""
Or a sign that says Abandon hope all ye who enter |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Doctors receptionists.
Aren't they just!!
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all surgeries should have a sign above the door. "Here be dragons"
Or a sign that says Abandon hope all ye who enter "
This man knows!
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Other peoples' kids, who think supermarket trips are leisure centres and racing tracks. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"The womans mind! "
Women: great hardware, lousy software. |
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over a year ago
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Men  (only kidding!!) |
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"Men (only kidding!!)"
Good job you've got cheeky eyes x |
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"The womans mind!
Women: great hardware, lousy software."
And when you try to update them, they get all funny and boot you out! |
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"Men (only kidding!!)
Good job you've got cheeky eyes x"
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
The word fine:
either definition will make you pay and regret it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The fucking IT department! "
Have you tried switching it off and on again? |
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"The mobile phone! "
Good job it was, or I wouldn't be able to measure up your satisfying chest x |
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over a year ago
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Veris |
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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago
just somewhere around here |
"Vegans "
There's always one |
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over a year ago
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TikTok |
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over a year ago
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Government |
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Teenagers |
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Children. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Teachers training, do it in the 6 week's holidays you get off with full pay."
More like do it on the weekends. However they won't as they would have to get paid more. Let parents foot the bill by losing pay themselves looking after kids |
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